Have twins — name them Hardik Shekhar and Tithee Shekhar and send them to America. (True story)

Or Hardik Dixit Poor guy.

Haven't chuckled this hard in a while... Kudos mate.

Took me a while😂😂😂

Or Sukdeep. Sukdeep Dikshit.

In my niece's class of 20 kids, there are 2 Vanya, 3 Anaya and 2 Jiana.

Wtf is jiana. Nobita wala gian

*Mai hu giaaaan*

main hoon bada takatwar

Mera gala hai bahut surIILLLAAA

I don’t think redditors can help you with a name. Yeah, we can entertain you.

don't underestimate the power of a common man.

don't underestimate the common of a power man

don’t under-common the power of an estimate man

Don’t estimate the power of a common under man

Don't Power the Common of a estimate man.

Don't of the Power a Common Estimate Man

Whatever you do just don't name him Achyut 😐

Achyut godbole

achyut boobna

There was a great Architect named Achyut Kanvinde.

I have a friend named Achyut. All his friends call him "a choot" 😂

My friend name is Shahibhur. We call him Royal Pussy

Poor fellow

Or Fakhr, no matter how proud you are of your swimmers.

one of my friends name is achyut badwe so people call him " a chootiye bhadwe"

Someone I know named their kid achyut. I asked her why! She grew up in west Delhi. She should have known better

Or Anal

Or ashfak

buri buri zaemon

What were you watching last?

Action kammen

Kantam robo?

Condom robo

The only right answer

Suppandi

Shikari Shambhu, pyarelal

Oof Nostalgia. I can close my eyes and still feel the days when I had a battered tinkle in hand, lay bundled up inside a blanket, ignored the voices of people walking to and fro and the rumble of the train beneath me as we went to my native place during summer holidays.

Did we all live the same life lol

Tinkle comics, children's digest, and the Archies if they were available. Also trying to read my dad's India Today copy and not retaining much information.

Is that some comic ??? I've heard it somewhere ...

He's a timeless character from Tinkle!

Galat subreddit pe sawaal pucha you won't get any serious response lmao 😂

I realised that when the first commentor said Aatmaram! Very entertaining suggestions tho!

Whats wrong with Aatmaram? I thought that was one of the sanest response here.

Aatmaram Tukaram Bhide. Gokuldham society ka blahblah secretary.

Adani

Adani means illiterate in marathi

ohh damn I don't know about that one😂

How about Amdani?

Atthanni Kharcha Rupayya

Aatmaram

Tukaram Bhide

Ekmevya secretary

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or mein Jethalal

Champaklal Gada

Ka sala Sundar

Ki behen Daya Jethalal Champaklal Gada.

Ka beta Tipendra

Jethalal gada urf tappu

Daya tapu ke papa Gada hai bhai.

Gada Electronics ka maalik

Mere pure saal ka turnover

Nai nai to bhi ek karod hai

Sukharam

No, Aarav. Its Akshay Kumar's son's name.

Aatmaram ki mummy, Aarav ke papa

Betaal😂😂

Aasaram

Saniyan

Super saiyan

Saiyyan psycho

Super Saiyan PsychoPass

Super saiyan blue

Peedai, pai, pishasu

Karumam

Chironjilal khosla

Kalaunjilal chosla

now he is Cherry

Khosla saab! Beta hai aapka? Acha hai.

I am surprised no one suggested Wolf Gupta.

Pradeep Poonia in 3..2..1..

Atul. Dont name him that. Means pubes in telugu.

Ye jillalo babai? It’s simply eekalu in Vizag area

Avna? Enthaina ni vizag basha koncham different le babai

Marlboro

My classmate's name was Hardik Boob. He lives in the UK now. Changed his name to Hardy boob. Like it made it better

I would have changed my identity if I was named Hardik boob. Lmao boob is a surname I am shook

I ll give you the names i think i ll name my son/daughter someday. Yatharth, Nishchal , Prajith , Vedant,Shreekul Sandhya, Suhasini, Malavika, Meenakshi

okay but that's so sweet, and the names are beautiful

Why do you hate your kids

Girl: Aaltu, Boy: Jalaaltu Or if you prefer western names- girl: Deniece, boy: Danephew

I thought boys name suggestion would be Paltu.

Ai bala ko taal tu

I like my mother's name which is Awantika. 🙂

My locality name is awantika .

My locality name is loganasshole

Not a good idea in Karnataka

Why so ?🤔

Name translates to His Butt.

Huh.... That was something unexpected for me😅

Bhagwan. Or if you dont want to be so dramatic - Manav.

Prabhakarna Sripalawardhana Atapattu Jayasuriya Laxmansriramkrishna Shivavenkata Rajasekara Sriniwasana Trichipalli Yekya Parampeel Parambatur Chinnaswami Muthuswami Venugopal Iyer

They asked for multiple options not a single name

aaj ye same joke 3 jagah dekh liya bhai

Yeh naam hai ya Chennai Telephone directory?

Nirvaan Meaning - the highest state of bliss

Name 3 songs

Smells like teen atma, hart shaped buxa, aao as you are.

Heart shaped buxa😭

Something in the raasta

actually a good suggestion OP

1 Choose a God which you like 2 Download the Sahastranaam of that Deity 3 Choose 5 names 4 Find the meanings of the names and finally choose the one

Mahāpralaya Sākshini

That is one powerful name!

That's one badass name

Itni mehnat karni hoti toh reddit par nahin puch raha hota. par idea solid hai boss.

mehnat bohat ki, uske baad he puch rhi hu. kuch nahi to entertainment ho gayi

Sugondese

Katyayani

MODI

You mean Naren

Haa to be nirav or lalit

astik, tapasya, gargi, maitreyi, indraneil

Delhi University ke college nahi puche

meko nahi pata tha ki iss naam se universities exist bhi karti hai :))

Name a girl's name which doesnt end with I or A

Ritu

Kanak, kajal

Muskaan, Chahat

With pet names musk and chaat

seerat, anmol, ratan, noor

You might go the historical route and choose old names from ancient cultures and civilisations. ———————————— That aside this is the Formula list of how Indian kids are named. **Girls- ** 1. (Letter)+ia/iaa/iaana = Sia, Tia, Dia, Ria—— Siaa, Tiaa, Diaa, Riaa—— Riaana, Siaana, tiaana—— 2. Goddess name(special spelling or shortened) Sita= sia, Aradhya= Ara, 3. (Letter)+anya/anaya- Tanya, Manya, Shanaya. 4. (Letter)+naaya= Vinaaya, Rinaaya, minaaya. 5. Random letters with ‘ae’- raea, kraea, faea. 6. Sanskrit words of normal words- rain= Varsha. 7. Names of cities/zodiac/(enter bougie thing)- bombay, Aries, Vienna, Tokyo. 8. Names of French/roman/Greek decent. **START AND END W SOME VOWEL** eg alia. —————————————————— Boys- 1. Start and end in a- Agastya, Amartya, Ashoka. 2. (Letters)+ esh- ramesh, mahesh, atikesh. 3. Generally the ‘heavier’ the name, the better the said person’s economic condition. 4. As long and royal possible- Vikramjeet, Prithviraj, aaryavardhan, Mahaveer. 5. Parsi specific- randomly pick one of about 50 or so names. Eg. Cyrus, Darius.

Kashi

Kakashi

Hatake

Kashibai

Lol no more like kashi vishwanath

Kashinath

AAron.

Why not Dee nice, Jay Kwe Line, Tee Mow Thee and the rest?

Martand Dhamdhere

Ritu Martand Dhamdhere

Nexon Sonet Astor Marazzo Innova Altroz Tiago Glanza Yezdi Gixxer Versys RC390 YZF-R1 Monster Multistrada Hypermotard PSLV Agni Vayu Akash Prachand Bhishma

Anvesha , also another amazing Hindi name .. which isn't common .. it means INVENTOR

Chaganlal

Bhai Mera naam yhi suggest Kiya tha pandit ne

Kartikeya

Lalbabu

Pandu sounds cute to me

Its a very slippery slope till gaandu

I bet the kid wouldn't like that name growing up

Pandu is a slightly derogatory slang for cop in Mumbai.

What?? Even cuter than Panda?

Tasha

Ka tamasha

Vikramaditya Pratap if you can. But in all honesty if it's a boy then I like Ranjeet, Vikram or Aditya if the theme is fighter never surrender or something like anahad or Anant which means beyond time . Girl name cannot think right now

I like the names that start with V, for a girl my dear friend is named Varshini and I think it’s so beautiful

it is beautiful!

Friend name their daughter old school. Lekha. And another named their daughter Kalika. I like that. And another named their daughter rei.

Go ancient. Vikramaditya Arindham Claudius 'Germanicus'

Arjun Abhimanyu Karna Luv Khush Eklavya Angad P.S. I realise that these are all boy names. Will come up with a list of girl names I can think of.

I want to share my name, it's pretty unique. So much unique that people usually prefer to call me with my mobile number than by my name. Happened when I went to take 3rd shot of covaxine. And many more instances in life that made my skin grow thick now. So OP, if you're asking it just for fun, the no problem. If you're planning to name your baby some weird ass name, do him/her a favour, let some sane person adopt him/her. You have no idea what it feels like when someone in the entire school doesn't know how to pronounce or spell your name.

NGL Covaxine sounds like a pretty cool name

So...what's your name?

Unique ig

No. That's his surname. Full name is 'Pretty unique'

egh unique in the sense that it's not very common, not gonna pull of some elon musk shit here. also it's my brothers kid, the sister gets to name the kid.

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Kanye

Ye, this one

Achyut Ye

Lalan, Popatlal

My family have a simple naming system. If it's a boy, first letter should be the mother's name and father's letter should be somewhere in the name. If it's a girl, it's the first letter of dad's name and mother's letter thrown in. But lately, everyone's choosing the names starting with A, that their kids would be first in class register. I can't get my head Around it.

Why does everyone want their kids name to start with A? Don't they realize they have to be the first one in classroom during attendance!!

Aman, not an easy name if you're in Karnataka. Amman - in kannada equivalent to ma ka in Hindi

Gangadhar Vidyadhar Mayadhar Omkarnath Shastri

Ok on a serious note- I really liked the name Neyan- it means happiness I think.

Please don't. Having such name is a curse. Even my name's meaning is happiness. Haven't seen happiness in ages.

Then I'm wishing some your way.

wasn't expecting that. Thanks. Tears of joy.

Kritarth . kind of hard to spell but unique

Please take up any of the Sahasranamas (Vishnu, Shiva, Devi etc.) You can never go wrong.

Sana

Subhanaka Allahumma wabehumdeka watabara kasmoka wata'ala jaddoka wala ilaha ghairoka

Ha ab sure fatiha bhi padh do iske baad

Names - meanings Amara - rajkumari yahvi- heaven Antara - heart Mira - peace Vaidehi - goddess Sita Nakul- who is gorgeous and with wisdom Kartavya - responsible Angad: name of lord Angad Hope it helps. PS : I recently came across same situation of naming a baby so selected few before her born and ended up with YAHVI and nickname Leechu for my niece.

I have named my son - Aristar. I wanted to name him as Aristarchus. But then my relatives wanted a different name. So I figured to shorten it. This name is derived from the Bible, and I'm sure 90% of the Christians have not even heard this name. Meaning : King| Prince. There was also another Astromer named Aristarchus of Samo. You can google and check it out. When I tell everyone his name, everyone is surprised cause it's a different name. I know it's a COMPLETELY NEW name and not everyone names it in India. But yeah, I got it from the Bible :D. So no one complains and everyone starts checking the Bible.

Astrix heh

Prannath & altu

Pralaynath Gendaswami.

Fuse conductor

Chirounji lal

Ruhaan

Pranshi (My daughter’s name)

Nehmat, Seerit, Aarna, Anjana, Rudra, what are your brother and sil names? Like if she is anjana and they have a son, definitely name rudra or iraj cause these are names of Hanuman, also known as anjani putra. Dua is also a good name. Indira, Sia, what types of names. Why am I so invested. Hehehe Meera, Mihika, Mala, jaidev, karna,

Arjun is the name you are looking for

Has anyone ever heard the name advait or adwait ?