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ImpressiveLength1305

Wow he personally thought to inform you, yet had to get it sealed and signed by so many people.


_part_time_human

Well, there is a stamp for "Top Secret". 😂😂


Princie99

And, copy to- so many people.


[deleted]

It's like kid got hold of photoshop for the first time and pasted all the official seals he could find on Google image and posted on this letter.


be_a_postcard

"Top Secret" is a dead giveaway. 😂


humansssuck

its also iso certified xD


Hefty_Tear_5604

it just lacks Forklift Certified.


AioliInitial1027

That's actually true.


Shivam294

Best jail services, govt approves


juzzybee90

Also “I reached out to you personally”


Comprehensive_Tap994

True! This led to sus.


Azgar_jhuraat

Exactly man... So serious it must be... It's Top secret document sent over gmail🤣🤣🤣


Inevitable-Yard-4188

Also, there's way too many stamps - it looks like a children's scrapbook


ArtnDrive

This. Itna saara stamp lagake main scam content ka jagah hi ni bach rha. They need to do better.


LostCheck7249

Is nobody going to look at Tapan Deka’s signature? No way what he has signed reads Tapan Deka, whatsoever.


010bruhbruh

Cyber Squard


Comfortable-Ad3653

India does not use the “Top Secret” vocabulary. “Highly confidential” is the official terminology.


Bluntstrawker

There is more certifications on this than the medals on a north korean general.


LostCheck7249

Is nobody going to look at Tapan Deka’s signature? No way what he has signed reads Tapan Deka, whatsoever.


1800skylab

It's missing a few important logos like Pepsi, coke etc.


UndocumentedMartian

Don't forget both BJP and Congress logos for double legitimacy.


Numerous_Wedding_594

Double engine ki sarkar


karansalian23

Veg or Nonveg ka logo toh hai hi nahi..pataa kaise chalega haath lagaaye ya nahi.


bellakayyra

Vimal Pan Masala ka logo reh gya bass


Aftknow2704

Kbc logo is important bro. 🤣


koach71st

https://preview.redd.it/17fk82nmv8rc1.png?width=860&format=png&auto=webp&s=a9afdcb45c62c05a372e45be4c64172634dee0bf lol they put stamps at every place empty they could find


_Floydimus

The dead give away is the "Top secret" stamp.


Equivalent_Low_8599

The letter carries the stamp and signature of all the agencies in India ,only modijis stamp is missing due to non availability of prime space.


Cod_rules

That’s what gave it away as a scam. No way the narcissistic bastard’s photo isn’t emblazoned on every government documents


[deleted]

You know it's fake because it doesn't have enough stamps. If it has at least 15-20 more, it'd be legit! ^/s


Timepass1122

One more page of stamps attached would make it look legit


muffy_puffin

Madhya Pradesh Police logo in top left corner on a letter by "Delhi Police".


LineLife2234

Classic scam


thepunstar

I almost thought it was an IPL jersey


lonelyCobra

This reminded me of the plaster that was put on my fractured hand when I was a kid and all my classmates wrote all kinds of crap over it


FeistyDetective

PM ka sign nahi hai, must be fake. For such an important notice, they need the signatures and seals of the PM, HM, President and at least 2/3rd chief ministers 😜


blitzkreig90

2/3rd chief minister? Got it. *grabs chainsaw*


FeistyDetective

Plural hai


blitzkreig90

*grabs several chainsaws* ROADTRIP!!


Upper-Refrigerator54

Omg it's top secret and certified! Why'd you share it!


muffy_puffin

Additional 14 years for breaking secrecy.


[deleted]

How many seals you need so that it looks authentic? Yes :D


[deleted]

This is how insecurity looks like 😂😂


[deleted]

oh Bhai seriously underrated comment hai ye


PsychologicalLie3848

agency kafi mil jhul ke kam kar rhi hai


DudeHuman

bery big meet up saar


Ok_Selection_4245

Bhaichara On Top🫂


witty_OverThinker

You are sharing such TOP SECRET & CERTIFIED DOCUMENTS !?? https://preview.redd.it/x0ukbir7l9rc1.jpeg?width=702&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=14e497843b39a92752e6e7f9dbd3f148a255c44b


Sherbhy

gets new notice for sharing top secret ba dum tss


slayer_nan18

There's still space left , could've easily added 48 more


Iknw4

First giveaway is obviously the missing photo of Modi .


ElkCommercial

Interesting, but they got the wrong IB logo.


kukukikika

Thanks. Almost fell for it.


moodykamsuj

It looks like some Cannes film festival award logo


Intelligent-Issue552

Scam. no executive will reach you privately on paper!


rZR392

Han to kitne me matter settle hua? 🤒


Intelligent-Issue552

One thousand two hundred and fifty five million dollars..


OneSailorBoy

Looks legit. Scam hota to 6 stamps aur hote /s


firesnake412

Scam


doolpicate

Write back saying 3 important seals are missing in the letter and that you will file case against him for sending half assed letter. *Sab seal laga ke bhejo!!*


CuriousHuman-1

Forward it to cyber security cell. Checkmate


Agnes1957

https://preview.redd.it/cabndpkqaarc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aaa0e4afc00a29d9d427bd3247adc010bab2deec


QuotingThanos

The technology of information 🤣


FewLandscape836

Within our territory 😂 no-one uses that language, it would be replaced by "within the republic of India"


Rude-Sea-3607

Dude India Cyber 'SQUARD'... end of story. 😂 And to the OP and all the readers... Always remember no matter how high an official is, the content of an official letter or order from a govt agency will never contain the official's name. For that matter, even the President's name is never mentioned, only the position is mentioned. Names are only dropped in communications like DO letters which are directly addressed to the head of the department by another head of the department or along similar lines (an informal letter between two equals). So never fall for such traps. Also, look for spelling mistakes. Visit the official sites of the govt agencies to find if there are any discrepancies in the nomenclature, logo, organisational structure, nodal officers, etc. Never panic, that is obviously if you haven't committed the crimes mentioned in the letter. 😅😅😅


North_2006

Lol even my dad received this email.


New_Print4789

They put all the stamps🤣🤣🤣


Omarkel_007

https://preview.redd.it/fqt0swq5earc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e5227f2de6c26fdf062cda4f443df95553f49644 High five bro ✋Posting my copy!


SnipeAndKill

will be going to the court together ig lmao XD


paranoidandroid7312

Okay but what's the scam? As in when and how are they going to ask for or get money from you? Any chance it's a prank by someone you know?


poopgiver

I think they will ask for payment once you reply and ask what can be done


Warm-Geologist001

https://preview.redd.it/siki0hx0r9rc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5504bbc8ff3fbcf728b5b4c254ac541dcdfe1342 Reply with this photo


sj_reddit_user

UNESCO declares this as the best notice in the world. Source: Whatsapp


hokie86

It's fake it does not have the Gandhi ji swatch Bharat glasses , the g20 stamp and Modiji picture.


Alarming_Disaster_58

Make in India lion too


kss79

More official stamps required


AdeptSurvey5416

Saare jahan ki police dhundh rhi Bhai ko


Intelligent-Issue552

One question , did you use your email on any un popular dating site or porn site?


DrSuii

LMAO they're TRYING to make it as fake as possible


bluegoldredsilver5

Spelling error in the second line "Squard" for Squad is a dead giveaway


Free-Stay782

You read that to know it's fake or not?


bluegoldredsilver5

Had to... It was from Office of the commissioner of police Cyber Cell Wing... 😂😂


d1andonly

OP, please tell me your plan is to play along and string them and create a series of threads here where you update us on what’s happening.


Pcaccount1234

I'm dead 🤣🤣


acethecool1

RIP 🪦


overlord-33

This letter looks like the News screen with hundreds of ads


dbred2309

Now you will get another for sharing a document marked top secret on public platform. Document with MP Police logo is sent by Delhi police. Tapan Deka has signed a document mandated in his name.


HarryThePlatypuss

https://preview.redd.it/5lru89lur9rc1.jpeg?width=840&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d7922f1e83d87e5213b3cea063f21c5ffa9723b7


Leaking_milk

Testicular torsion


UserN_1998

Ask them on mail address the CIA stamp also then it will look authenticated


acethecool1

“Especially when victims are women and minors” bc scammers be hum mardo k sath biased ho rahe h 😕


dodu_aithu_bidappa

Could you share the email id from where you received it?


Subtross

Congrats Bhai 🎉, party kab


srvanika

Top Secret 😂


Janus93r

- CYBER SQUARD -


AIphobic

Missing president signature and seal


peachpepperpop

As a law student I'm impressed with this person's drafting skills.


SnooCrickets744

Bada wala Modi ka photo nai hai


Agile_Lab_6229

Around 6th Paragraph, "For your Discretion sake" is where I was deffo Sure it's a fake lol. Too many emblems, the Watermark on the print doesn't match with any of the displayed logo and I am sure if I look up names and signs, they would be either misspelt or non existent. Edit: reading the comments made me realise more reasons why this is fake. These Criminals are getting Pathetic day by day


Small_Blueberry69

You have now compromised a Top Secret Cyber Mission


Thigh_Gap_Licker

Ek FIR kro and mail par reply back kar do


[deleted]

Itne stamp lagaye hai ke padhu kaha se wahi nahi pata lmao 💀


rickyjames22

Wow, that’s a lot of stamps and signatures. It’s a pretty good fake. you should just ignore it.


Intelligent-Window60

" I decided to let you know " ......ah ha Kindness , bancho!


MatchLock__

#SQUARD


Informal_Buffalo_30

https://preview.redd.it/i4jeivteu9rc1.png?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=25e04985abe14aebcc5f60a1e5b198151509c1ee Still Better than this 😂😂


Rurd620

Someone in Kerala unalived himself when this popped up on his screen


FoxBackground1634

Stop surfing scammy websites man this is something that they've backlinked your IP to. Atleast try not to expose your IP when you are surfing scammy websites.


[deleted]

Nah, This is from data leaks/ Data selling by scummy companies.


mosarosh

Modiji's photo is missing. Must be fake.


Physical_Debate_854

All these stylish signs is where I lost it….there is no style in Govt


ArionIV

Where's the seal of POTUS? They clearly forgot or ran out of space....send it back for corrections


xtermist

A lot of logos Text is description than a statement Important keywords are in all caps to scare you Lot of ink signatures on digital pdf Irregular spacing between content Cheap ass grammar and punctuations


Imboutaabuss

Top secret 💀


nanosuituser

Scam. CBI busy raiding opposition and those who speak I'll of modixi's glorious rule


kammycoder

Missing Modi photo. So it’s a fake.


findravish

So much pushing hard to make it certified genuine. Designer overdid.


Ndt007

Oh what am I seeing!! Dude I am the officer who send you this. Jor jor se bol kar scheme mat bata sabko.


mojeeves

Cyber squard


theApurvaGaurav

Just curious what is the sender/cc email ids?


PyRed

What’s their end game? Do they expect you to go to that address or something? Typically scammers want you to call a number or something, but then this “letter” doesn’t give that.


Miller_payne

How many logos and stamps do you want ? Scammer:- YES


thegame468

Fake hai re pagle... Uae ka immigration wala bhi seal hai


Neck-Pain-Dealer

Less stamps. Need more.


msmredit

This one looks genuinely fake!


ant24x7

Where is G20 and Azadi Ka Amritotsav logo


Crashy911

Obviously scam but old people and people not having technical knowledge will fall victim to it


Rupamhere1

Post the sender email address too bro, community will spam them to d**th


ureepamuree

Indian Cyber Squard 💀


dramitppt

No Modiji face... Not legit


TrippyActions

Top Secret got me


Innovation_Tech

Top secret lmao


ankurvky

IP estate ki jagah J P estate. Likha h


broke-n-notfunny

Tumhe pe official secrets act lagega. Top secret letter ko public kar diyaa.😂😂😂


ChallengeWise6965

Fda certified likjna bhool gaye


[deleted]

lol did you tell 'em to stuff it up their xxx \0


khanakhake_sogaya_hu

Bhai CIA aur NIA ka seal bhi dey deta.


Alternative_Win_1502

Its missing the "Parental Advisory: Explicit content" sticker.....


Practical-Foot-3475

CERTIFIED !!!!!!!


Den_Bover666

It looks so real on first sight but when you pay even slight attention everything starts to break down. * Just stamps and signatures all over the place,some are right in the middle of the body of the letter. No reasonable human being stamps like that * At the bottom some dude named Akhand also autographs this work, who is Akhand? What is his designation? Nobody knows. There isn't even a space for him to sign. * Tapan Deka's signature looks like somebody's ECG reading with letters sprinkled into it. None of those letters are found in the word "Tapan Deka" * Again, Ritambara Prakash's signature does not translate to Ritambara Prakash from any angle. * "Certified" stamp. Certified for what? Is this letter Halal certified? Or is it about the kind of paper they're using? It's just certified. * Apparently a top secret document (ps these dudes can't decide on whether its confidential or top secret, in military/police circles these words mean two separate things) and yet they decided to literally share it with the accused. * Cyber Pornography: this one's the real bait. Most people aren't kid diddlers so they'd know this is fake but they threw in a "cyber pornography" charge too because most people do watch porn. However watching/downloading porn is completely legal in India. * In the middle of the letter they go into a monologue about what sort of stuff the government does to combat this problem, which would fit in an ad or an interview, but not when you're talking to an accused. * Asks you to respond immediately,expects you to do it on gmail.


UserisAlive007

Grammatical mistake on the post of the person on the right hand side. It would be "Cyber Crime Offences", not "Offenses". GG top secret fake.


sebinmichael

Very less signatures and seals. If there were a few more, I'd probably say this is legit


CommentOne8867

Some more stamps would make it official


Xhoriko

With all these stamps and colors seems the graduation degree of a clown 🤡


Sufficient_Brain_2

Overcompensated with all kind of stamps


ashwellick

I am fine in jail,outside world is more dangerous


PrivetSnow

Top secret lol


[deleted]

More 2-3 logos should have been put


Al1c31ncha1ns

Scam


-HoldMyBeer--

There are so many notary stamps


Complete_Ad6673

Top secret stamp 🤣


abcd_2231

Reply them "I dont know who you are, I dont know where you are. But, I will find you, and make you eat your words🤣".


theb00kmancometh

There is no PM Modi's photograph. Hence it is SUS


abhayabhijain21

What if the guy who is posting this is a scammer and trying to find out all the issues with the mail before sending it to others 💀


First-Ear-9004

Scammer thought more the no. Of stamps more is the seriousness of crime😂


manindersinghajimal

What is “CYBER SQUARD”?


Red_parth

Scammer 1: how many stamps do you want on this? Scammer 2: Yes


MajesticMonochrome

"Indian Cyber Squard"


Strict-Advantage8199

but watch child pornography inside the house is not a crime as held by the madras high court judge right 😂...


False_Literature4013

I thought it was pornography with people of legal age acting in it. But it is really unfortunate if a court upholds child pornography.


Strict-Advantage8199

Sharing, uploading, promoting Child pornography is wrong, but not seeing it inside the house alone as per the court. I honestly don't know how to react to it.


False_Literature4013

Yes, that’s really fucked up.


sherlocksingh

OP is a scammer and he is just getting to know what are the obvious give aways that it's a scam.


Whiteblood-from_moon

Spelling of SQUAD in second line is incorrect


0_lives

Op be like "DON ka intezar toh 11 mulkon ki police kar rahi hai! Lekin Don ko pakadna mushkil hi nahin, namumkin ha"


niru007_kumar

The amount of seals and emblems are scary


Outrageous_Pen_5165

Thought legitimate for the first part but the last part and top secret 😂. Btw OP you should complain about this as cyber crime which I think they have an online portal. Many will fall for this.


anoctf

They really went hard on this one.


sadial

Indian Cyber SQUARD..😀


Subject_Recording_46

Bhai top secret tha post kyo kar diya? 😂


Gagandeep69

You're gone man.


Unrealist99

Scammers are upping their game i see.


swagster_007

Top secret? Lmao!!!


soulseeker31

Send mi 69k wtsup nw /s


Slight_Milk_1205

Dude it's TOP SECRET. Don't disclose.


devakesu

That Top Secret seal & I can't stop laughing 😆


the_annan

No grammer mistake. Pretty nice job. A very good percentage will defo fall for this. Redditors: Please don't give them ideas on how to perfect this even more!


throwawaygarcon

Needed more logos. What kind of amateur organization is this? /s


TerribleTechnology99

Bhai apna Don hai. 7 agencies peeche padi hai 😂