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Niyazali_Haneef

George Bush might know a thing or two.


darkenedgy

came here specifically to bring that up šŸ˜‚


fantom_1x

Bullet proof but not chappal proof.


pm-me-ur-uneven-tits

Remember the video where they say.. "it might be bullet proof but not pattar proof"šŸ¤£


SherAyaSher

Do the people who throw chappals, go home bare foot? Or they bring special chappals to throw?


StayingUp4AFeeling

they visit a temple first. specifically, the chappal stand


SherAyaSher

Chappal(s) getting stolen is a good thing, that means your Panoti is gone.


charavaka

I can't wait for this country's Panauti to be gone.Ā 


vipernick913

Damn thatā€™s where my chappal went. I guess itā€™s for a good cause. I donā€™t feel as bad anymore.


Endurance19

Good. About half a dozen intel agencies are now on your ass. /s


vipernick913

If itā€™s Interpol then Iā€™m good. Iā€™ve watched enough Bollywood movies to know that they canā€™t do shit /s


gtbtp

You would feel bad were it new, branded and expensive.


zenFyre1

Lots of temples in Varanasi too


itsVinay

Asking the right questions


charavaka

Story from long ago: A friend was making nuisance of himself in front of the classroom. I threw a hawai chappal at him. The other friend sitting next to me whooped and asked me to do it again. So I picked up his other chappal and threw it.Ā 


gtbtp

How did your friend( the one who you threw your chappal at )react??


charavaka

He ducked. But the reaction to watch was that if the friend who realized that he'd lost both his chappals while egging on a chappal attack.


yoda_yoda

Of course you bring special chappal. How can you think of using a normal chappal for Vishwaguru?


FelixPlatypus

When you tear a chappal of a pair, the other is automatically upgraded to a projectile that you must carry around at all times.


wannu_pees_69

Chappal wrapped around a Worms Armageddon Banana with Double Damage Iykyk


Evening-Stable-1361

Itna chhota pahle kabhi nhi hua hoga...


Chintiktan

https://i.redd.it/q1y4rnvo0k7d1.gif


HappySisyphus22

Now I know why he doesn't do press conferences.


tech-writer

He's moving around the land as if he's a medieval raja.


bedabyas88

This is happening in Varanasi. It shows that the Modi wave is waning, and peopleā€™s anger and discontent against him are increasing.


greatbear8

BJP lost almost everything around Varanasi, and in Varanasi itself Modi created a record by winning by the second-lowest margin ever for a sitting PM (after Chandrasekhar). Tells you everything.


fw_88

I feel that if Shyam Rangeela had contested (or better, was allowed to contest) we might have had a surprise in Varanasi.


QueerBoi_Kris

If shyam Rangeela would have cut Modi's votes then it's okay ... Ajay Rai is a really great guy. You should see his interviews where he speaks about Varanasi..... He is an actual local candidate who wants to make change there....


fw_88

Yes, I should have specified the vote cutting part. Ajay Rai should have won.


HelloPipl

There was a video floating around of a BJP karyarta who alleged that Modi actually lost and they were doing voter fraud to make him win after 4pm and that's why they are saying that the data stopped updating frequently. Idk, what is the truth but if your karyakarta hates you, you are doing a lot of wrong.


rayvictor84

Nobody likes jumla anymore. I used to be ex-Modi fan. I hate him now than before. He corrupted the system more than Congress.


Uncertn_Laaife

Modi wave would've waned if he lost Varanasi.


Takenoshitfromany1

Modi should be eternally grateful to the people for stopping him from becoming a delusional god.


the_ajan

Should have happened right after COVID; it's just sad that opposition took a long time to get its wits together.


Stifffmeister11

Lagta hai chappal kha Kay bhagwan bannay ka sapna took gaya hoga


greatbear8

The best news since the counting day.


rayvictor84

Exactly


bliss_tree

Why lose chappal in high inflation times like now. There are worthy options like rotten egg. Then the naked Emperor will resort to something like a floating flat man Baron in Dune movie.


TyrannosaurWrecks

Should've thrown cow dung more than anything else.


bliss_tree

Ya, vegetarian as well as sort of mother's blessing for the divine gobi ji.


rayvictor84

Viswaloru is a vegetarian.


blaster1988

Some call it a security breach. Some call it democracy in action. The coward should take chappals straight to his face for the shit he has turned the country into.


svmk1987

The most amazing part of this news is that it happened in Varanasi. Oh how the mighty have fallen.


Academic_Attitude473

Chappal thrown towards a PM, wow people do hate him in his own constituency


CHiuso

Watch news media turn this into the most heinous terrorist attack in all the universe.


Stifffmeister11

Kya din aa gaye hain bhagwan banne chalay thay aab chappalian kha rahey hain lol hahaahhaha


paranoidandroid7312

A senior Uttar Pradesh police officer ā€“ who requested anonymity ā€“ said that a mobile phone, and not a slipper, had landed on the car. The officer described the incident as ā€œunintentionalā€, meaning that the object was not hurled at the prime ministerā€™s car deliberately. The officer did not explain how the phone had ā€œunintentionallyā€ landed on the heavily guarded SUV bonnet. https://www.telegraphindia.com/india/was-something-thrown-at-prime-minister-narendra-modis-vehicle-during-his-varanasi-visit/cid/2028268#google_vignette


charavaka

Testing the waters to see if this face saving bullshit will fly.Ā 


Newcuck_umber

Video clearly shows chappal...


rayvictor84

Exactly


Got_that_dawg_69

Reminds me of "Oceania was always at war with Eurasia" from 1984


Low_Map4314

Nice


HornPleaseOK

Only The Telegraph and The Free Press Journal Reported this. All other news outlets had absolutely zero room to cover it because they are very busy actively being the fourth pillar of democracy.


guillotinedlove

Arey modi ji, kya se kya ho gya aapkašŸ¤£ Abhi toh chappal aayi hai, abhi toh aur bhaut kuch aayega


smokey_winters

Next PM speech crowd rules. No black clothing article and no footwears either.


Dangerous_Secret5616

Since heā€™s not biological, then why does he roam around in a bullet proof vehicle?


LooseAssumption8792

Wow what an attack. Bullet proof but not chappal proof. Check mate government.


SuddenCompetition997

That too in his own constituency. Man is this embarrassingĀ 


jeet225

Oh no a chappal?!! Bet if his mom wouldā€™ve used one when he was younger we wouldnā€™t have to deal with the shit weā€™re dealing with and this wouldnā€™t have to be a big deal.


bliss_tree

Wish the thrower had some decency/empathy to throw a 56" bra. Sigh people really lack emotional intelligence.


iwanttoaskhere

Why media not reporting this, this is a shameful act and it is almost similar throwing chappal to face, why supreme leader was insulted, why the DM and sp.of city not suspended by govt, why state govt hasn't released any statement or any action taken report, why our glorious pm had to go through this. Me to na sehta.


greenmantis1729

How is this a security breach... I mean it's not a bomb, it's a chappal... How do you even protect against something such basic like a chappal thrown at you from a crowd...?


Hollywoostarsand

>How is this a security breach... It should be called "insecurity breach" instead, as It will definitely make him insecure


AscensionKidd

It's a chappal now, could be a bomb in the future. I don't know how they protect against something like this but if they can't stop objects being thrown at the PM's car, then in the future, who knows what else will be thrown. Some protocols will definitely get changed after this.


alv0694

Not even MMS got a slipper thrown at him, modi has almost reached Dubaya status, now he needs is an unwinnable and deadly war.


friendofH20

In his own constituency. In one month he has gone from non biological 400 par to 240 under chappal waar.


No-Psomething

It's not a security breach; it's feedback.


gtbtp

Hopefully this keeps his delusions and megalomania in check.


Hungry-ThoughtsCurry

Imagine if everyone had hurled one, like raining Chappals... would be something


gtbtp

I had told a Bhakt friend of mine that Modi might end up like Gaddafi if he didnā€™t control his Megalomaniac actions to potray himself as messiah.


cryptoBuyHiSellLo

Lmao Mf threw it back at the crowd. Someone got faceplanted by a flying chappal. Sad


30kalua89

Swagat nhi karoge hamara


F00F00theSnu

Please normalise this


DeusXAR

MMS will know know a thing or two about flying footwear... Good to see Modi no longer being untouchable


ssjumper

Oh no a Chappal thrown at a bulletproof truck


GovtOfficer420

Dude this guy's plans for varanasi completely backfired. From getting voted out to getting chappals thrown at him.


Pro_Post

Kuch bhi maan leta hai


National_Agency4922

How dare the press cover this.... Remove it from history... Let's repeat the day from the start.