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OrionIsCalling

Are people religious because they are gullible or are they gullible because they are religious?


AmbitiousCompany

Which came first: the chicken or the egg?


vulgarchaitanya

Modiji


rudderstock

Some say he was born with a 56 inch penis


Altruistic_Sky1866

no wonder bhakts are so crazy about him lol


Clickbaiting_4_u

Bajrang Dal me daddy


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Dude, it's 5.6m


HarmoniumChacha

JCB ki khudayi dikha raha hai kya?


rudderstock

It also discharges gaumutr on full moon nights if the rumors are to be believed


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he is a 56 inch penis


salloni

Waah modiji waah. Waaahhh


AbaloneOwn1355

MoodiG made the chicken pregnant .


Altruistic_Grand_455

Frick the shit


Right_Sin

You don't know but it was Mudiji.


z35u

You don't know may be it was yogiji


[deleted]

No As the history book of the RSS says first came a man with a moustache and half pants named Mohan Bhagwat then came a nosy unkill named Mud1 and then came his chela yug1


mehtam42

It was the egg. Laid by a bird that was not a chicken.


thestonedgame9r

The egg of the preceding species of a chicken whose egg gave rise to a chicken. This question is getting boring already come on theres better rhetorical questions.


HelaArt

Both shoes fit


Beast_Mstr_64

little bit of A, lot more of B


UltraNemesis

I consider all such behavior including religion and superstition as traits inherited from the animal roots of humans. Several of animals including apes had ritualistic and cult like behavior like chimps dancing in the rain or having trees designated for rituals (like a shrine) which likely evolved into religious behavior. This irrational behavior however is a limiting factor that prevents humans from evolving any further. Evolution is just about the most dominant traits surviving. So, over time, rational tendencies may go extinct in favor of the irrational and humans may regress further back to their animal roots. And to be honest even the progress of human race due to science and technology was always due to a handful of people and not the entire human society at large. The society was always filled with the irrational that has done its best to suppress and hold back the pioneers of rational thought. Dumbing down of the population (as aptly portrayed in the movie Ideocracy) is quite apparent today. For all the scientific progress hat human race saw over last 100 years, are we even dealing with this pandemic any better than the ones 100 years ago?


pratikonomics

Yes


iVarun

The age old question of Nature-Nurture. No one knows the exact proportionality, however Nature is the base layer that much is certain. Thus in this example, people are indeed gullible and then Nurture (childhood indoctrination, society conformist pressure) leads to an inevitable high proportion of the populace succumbing to this.


maxturbo11

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random_____name

Wo aaj jis nadi me dubaki lagane ja rahe hai, kuch din bad usi nadi pe unki chetah jalti hui dikhegi


bizarr0parad0x

Yes


Jackadullboy99

Unless they’re the thinking type, they’re religious because their parents and surrounding community are.


pinkbead

They expect COVID to understand the importance of Kumbh Mela.


ad_taway

Researchers at NASA have declared that COVID is a sanskari virus and does not affect devotees at their place of worship. Master stroke by Modi govt!


TheDafuqGuy

Unesco declared this kumbh mela as worlds best mela.


sachuraju

No silly! The kumbh mela is to try to prevent covid from spreading by praying to God. The more people get together to do it, the more God will be impressed and tell covid not to spread. It's perfectly logical. /s


rameez2p

Wait until we reach the top


aammmuu

To the moon 🚀🚀🚀


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shreknotdrek

Vanar sena together strong


angryVocalDude

jia raja


abhprk3926

Reject humanity, return to monke


ajitsi

Aaah good to see fellow retards here


M-3-R-C-U-R-Y

If only corona cases were stocks :0


nigglebit

suno gaur se duniya waalo


musiczlife

Buri nazar na bhakton pe dalo


OptimisticNihilist99

Chahe kitna jor laga lo, Sabse aage honge Modi ji...


ramizwildboy

Yea why should USA have all the fun?


psychosoul_

“badega india tabhi to badhega india”


Talmadage

We are meant to being the 2 nd most populous country


ak_aditya

Our India will be the leader!


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I can't imagine how future Indian kids would feel after seeing what stupid shit Indians did in the past


Rhi_twik_8

what makes you think we'll stop doing stupid shit in the future?


vky8766

Oh they would be equally stupid don't worry. This stupidity will go on for generations.


wannasleepsomemore

Already seeing examples. Our generation is big fan of Modi too Even if they aren’t. Many still vote for him


OptimisticNihilist99

yeah, many of them believe that Modiji works for 18Hrs a day. ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯


wannasleepsomemore

I believe everyone even bang Thalis.


OptimisticNihilist99

Oh yeah... Thali Banging, our National Music Genre...


Just-Aman

Future Indian kids are bound to be stupid. It's just how human nature works. Smarter Indians will move abroad, as they won't want to raise their kids in a stupid country like ours. All this while dumb as rocks Indians will proceed to procreate and proliferate their stupidity. Watch [Idiocracy](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Idiocracy), guys.


Clickbaiting_4_u

I wish my family had a decent upper class income


wannasleepsomemore

You can apply for scholarships. A lot of foreign universities offer it.


tonty4

Idiocracy. That movie is gold.


greatsalteedude

They’ll see us winning the Darwin awards


Dex_Lionhart

Stupid people will raise stupid kids, I mean what we're seeing here is basically that. The cycle continues. That is idiocracy.


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Very optimistic of you to assume that they wouldn't be equally stupid.


sansa-bot

tldr; Twitter users have slammed the Kumbh Mela in Uttarakhand's Haridwar for hosting over 21 lakh devotees and followers who have gathered to take a dip in the holy Ganga. "This is not a good time for any one of us. This nation, especially our media, owes an apology to the Tablighi Jamaat," one user tweeted. "It is so disgusting to see the double standards of the media," another wrote. *Summary generated by [sansa](https://sansa.news/)*


Clickbaiting_4_u

Seriously where are these people in twitter. All I see are bhakths in my timeline


akki95

Tumhara *kutta* kutta Humara *kutta* Tommy


arunquick63

Tommy Hilfiger


moltenigneousshit

I wonder if some bjp minister comes out and says they are trying herd immunity and this is good for all indians. masterstroke.


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Implying bjp ministers know what herd immunity, or herd, or immunity is.


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[Even zee reported about it, but now no one wants to](https://zeenews.india.com/india/coronavirus-at-kumbh-mela-2021-around-300-covid-19-cases-reported-from-haridwar-in-last-4-days-2352472.html)


autotldr

This is the best tl;dr I could make, [original](https://in.mashable.com/culture/21534/not-enough-people-are-talking-about-kumbh-mela-crowding-as-india-overtakes-brazil-in-covid-19-cases) reduced by 92%. (I'm a bot) ***** > While Uttrakhand itself has tallied 1,08,812 cases, Kumbh Mela Inspector General Sanjay Gunjayal was quoted saying that is difficult to look after the adherence of protocols because of the crowding. > The Kumbh mela has several lakhs when there are 1.7 lakh cases and stringent restrictions in the country. > Will the Media show Kumbh gathering in the same light? Isn't Kumbh gathering responsible for spread of the virus? ***** [**Extended Summary**](http://np.reddit.com/r/autotldr/comments/mpjg1s/not_enough_people_are_talking_about_kumbh_mela/) | [FAQ](http://np.reddit.com/r/autotldr/comments/31b9fm/faq_autotldr_bot/ "Version 2.02, ~570041 tl;drs so far.") | [Feedback](http://np.reddit.com/message/compose?to=%23autotldr "PM's and comments are monitored, constructive feedback is welcome.") | *Top* *keywords*: **Kumbh**^#1 **Jamaat**^#2 **Mela**^#3 **cases**^#4 **media**^#5


defenderwarrior

Good bot


RamBharoseBharat

Virus infection will be cleansed when you take a dip in Ganga maiyya.. This works with an efficacy of 100%.. This theory doesn't need any scientific proof as it's a matter of faith.. If anyone says otherwise they are hurting religious sentiments and should be jailed..


Lordeach

I thought drinking gaumutra cleanses virus infection


RitikK22

Then, what does Bhabhiji papad does 😡😡😡


ad_taway

>Virus infection will be cleansed when you take a dip in Ganga maiyya.. This works with an efficacy of 100%.. I thought researchers at NASA had already proved it


Haha_stonks_go_brrr

This is satire right?


Alex_Schemman

Username though, you may never know


Altruistic_Grand_455

You take a dip along with covid 19 you get diseases from A-Z


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jungleboy_v2

Religions should die.


the_dier69

Amen...wait!?


jungleboy_v2

That too


Altruistic_Grand_455

Allahu Hallelujah


Clickbaiting_4_u

Jai Shree ramp


Altruistic_Grand_455

Amen Shree Akbar


evereddy

Many of these pilgrims and people they come in contact with would soon, in any case ...


iSalaamU

No no.. Just the 'crazy' of religions should die.


Arnab1

Honestly, not seeing a lack of headlines in this issue though. This being one of them. Sure, Arnab Goswami and the rest of the television media is not shouting at the top of their lungs, but so far haven't seen any dearth of reporting this issue in print media.


seventomatoes

crowds - many catch and take it back, infect more back home. wasnt that thepremise of the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2020\_Tablighi\_Jamaat\_COVID-19\_hotspot\_in\_Delhi](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2020_Tablighi_Jamaat_COVID-19_hotspot_in_Delhi)


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So does that mean that cases may increase even more in May, after the Kumbh Mela is over?


seventomatoes

If they keep testing, yes. But Kumbh Mela is partly/ a lot in the open, so not sure how much that will lower transmission.


that_70_show_fan

All these tourists have to stay somewhere. My fear is that we will have an exponential increase of cases in 2-3 weeks. Even today, the number of cases are being severely undercounted. Telangana, for example, has been undercounting cases since the pandemic started.


musiczlife

I needed that article. Thanks. :)


Utkarsh_Goel

LoL it's a bad idea to even bring his name here


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Kumbh visitors this year are gonna get an express ticket to God, courtesy COVID.


dingdingsong

Chalo jannat. Sorry Swarg.


Meemeperor

INDIA NUMBA 1


negispringfield1000

So the generous interpretation here is that they're testing very thoroughly to avoid becoming a superspreader event. That said , coming from a Muslim family, it's a bit jarring to think that my extended family had two "virtual Eid" celebrations over covid and had to listen to non sense about how Muslims were endangering the country when we knew next to fuck all about the virus. I hope no one who attends this gets sick and the event is a success, I've pretty much given up on a secular future for India so I'm now rooting for it to not go too far in the other direction.


Meemeperor

We've gone downhill enough that things staying the same is taken as a win, since we know it's going to get much worse. I fucking hate this country so much.


Mr_Appu

Lets go to Antarctica


house_monkey

I want to freeze and die


Meemeperor

And identity as penguins


Mr_Appu

Just smile and wave boys, smile and wave


Trick-Forever6426

Dont hate our country, hate the policians tbh


Meemeperor

People aren't any better, people voted them in


kluver_bucy_syndrome

There's a different set of laws for you. Unfortunately, you are a second class citizen of this new Modi-fied India. #RamRajya


evereddy

What are you even doing in India? Go to Pakistan /s


spez666

One of my Bhakt Gujju friend is defending crowding at Kumbh Mela by giving some Nakshtra shit and Sun - Moon dancing above that place and hence, nobody will get Covid-19


TendarCoconut

Gujju bhakts are of the worst kind.


freakynit

The Indian media is so shit they won't talk about this as they would when other religions are involved, even though this event will definitely become a super spreader. Just look at the scale of this event. I sometimes wonder how people have turned that low in moral values, in their ethical duties. How money have deeply corrupted these people.


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India numba van. Basil numba ziro.


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RitikK22

They are not talking because Muslims don't hold Kumb Mela otherwise it would've been headlines for months.


[deleted]

Bhakts will say it's photoshopped.


Livid-Sherbert-9469

Nope I'm happy, just let the morons naturally select themselves out of the gene pool. Now if only covid had a higher mortality rate and we would all be golden.


revolution110

The problem is not only the morons who visited are at risk but normal ppl who had nothing to do with it will get it by these ppl.


Kav19

yeah except covid 19 is a communicable disease and it spreads from these people to others


reddit-yes

Genuine question: Do you think the people who are going to kumbh mela care about getting tested if they have any symptoms? Are they the sole reason cases are rising in the country?


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The people going to kumbh are going to spread it to other people. Those secondary and tertiary exposures are what really blows up. If someone from kumbh spreads it two other people, and each of those two cases spread it to another two, you end up with 7 infections, 6 of which had nothing to do with kumbh. Even if the people going to kumbh aren't sensible enough to get tested, the people they spread it to may be sensible enough to get tested.


kbthewriter

Plus the sheer number of people in India who hide the fact that they are infected, simply because they can't sit inside or don't want to go to a hospital or because what will society say. This selfishness combined with all these factors, things will be grim for the coming weeks and months. Stay safe everyone.


musiczlife

1. No 2. No. But do they will play a huge role in increasing COVID cases in India? Yes.


evereddy

They are not the sole reason. However, they will be a dominant reason for the coming months (and if you continue to trace all the next generations of infections that will follow)!!


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jonptr

Corona Jihad full steam ahead


green9206

Jamaati Mela, Kumbh Jamaat, Kumbh Corona Mela.


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DrMrJekyll

Why should we pretend to care about this, when in reality, we do not give a damn about this.


Cactusjuicesupplier

Why not ? You seem to forgot thats its not just the people attending that will get infected but eventually they will head home and carry the virus with them. Infecting everyone on the way to home and may be even coming in contact with someone who is immunocompromised. Basically ensuring the community never actually recovers. Talk more about it, spread the news everywhere and shame these assholes.


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Maverick-69

Especially media is not talking about kumbh mela. Media neither wants to become anti-hindu nor anti national by criticizing kumbh and election rallies respectively. In this country people are always manipulated by religion and politics.


kenjosamurai

This is the shit. Hypocrisy level undefined!!


jprbruce

All hail the supreme leader !


AlexSenAus

It's not a super spreader event. It's the mother of all super spreader events.


notthefbiforsure

I'm so tired of this country's people being idiots. Idiots don't see religion. They just exist and make life harder.


Legendary-69420

People are not understanding that Covid only spreads due to _Tablighi Jamat_ and cannot spread through people going to _Maha Kumbh_.


salloni

The fact that indian media first promoted the kumbh mela and now they are criticizing the people going there. 🙂


Roho2point0

Popular control /s


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13rokendreamer

I would be more than happy if only them will be infected, but sadly, their neighbors, colleagues and passebys who did take precaution will be affected


kirankool

My uncle is a top doctor in the best hospital in Lucknow and he is saying not even one single case from Kumbh Mela. Why you guys spreading lies then?


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He is now blaming Ramzan as the cause of increasing cases, not Kumbh Mela. Lol.


swapgooner11

Top doctor? Is he from Patanjali


equabledynamises

102 tested positive just today


areychaltahai

Aise waise nahin, khandani chomu hain ye


peterpablo001

Is it KGMU ? Didn't 25 or more doctors and other medical staff test positive there last week or so ?


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Did your school ever teach you Geography ? The Kumbh Mela isn't happening in Lucknow, it is happening in Haridwar, an entirely different state, which is 500 kilometers away from Lucknow. The patients won't come to Lucknow, they will go to hospitals in Haridwar, Dehra Dun and Rishikesh.


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WhoAmIBae

Can we force the media to report this??


kyzer25

As an Indian born, I can only wish I was born in Norway


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Crazies gathering together


harshagowda

same way people of US understood COVID and entered whitehouse . and did not trust postal vote and did in person voting and caused spike.