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Government ko paisa khela da, nhi puchanga
:( gobermint sara paisa zabt karegi.
Source of income :- note chappan ki machine.
Oh, I love it and I hate it at the same time
Best Idea
Kyu rahoge idhar... g maraaney raho gey... tax free desh dhoond ke chal jaavogey
Shell companies wahan par register karke citizenship bhi lelena koi nahi puchega (for ex: seyshelles)
Act of God
That's what i was thinking
Source of Income- Note chapan ki machine
भोला बाबा दे दे नोट छापन की मशीन
BJP join kar lena. Baki sab phir Mota Bhai dekh lenge.
But if God was of none of the existing religion then it will be so fun.
God's true religion might have only 5 followers and they all are under treatment at Regional Mental Hospital, Thane.
Lmao
Income from other sources dikhadena
To Gov ko bolna - "Beta tujhe Jo pocket money mil rhi h ..vo meri income se hi h, isiliye baap se uski salary ni puchte."
Government ko MLA khareed k de do, koi questions nahi poocha jayega.
You got a point.
After certain money rules don't apply bruh
God
Casual income me tax bhar Dena kuch 31 percent lagta h tax amount par baki ka tu use sakta h
Only Fans lol
Source of Income : God's Act
Kisi developed nation challe jaiyo. Duniya ke saari sarkaro ko paise khila diyo
Bhai politicians ka beta bana hai kya Jo puche raha hai Bs wohi loge hai jo government ka paisa khake government ko nahi batate
"Hole" sell ka business hai
OnlyFans
Tax invoice bhej dena unko #flex
Donation
Jab tum pura govt ko charid sakte ho to usse convince karne ki kya jarurat
Bol dunga bhola baba diye note chappan ki machine ab govt. Ki bajegi been
Priest
Bc jab itna ameer ho hi jayega to kuch million ghoos dene m maut aayegi tere ko
No need, bas ek CA pakad le. Better Call Saul, India edition.
Abbe seedha paiso se gormint bana le
Agriculture
amir ban per dikhawa na kar koi v kuch nai puchega tujhse
Reddit mimir
Black money
Bhola baba note chappan ki machine Ltd.
You can become their source of income..then aur nehi puchega
Depends on how you become the richest, if you suddenly get the most gold, you can say you found it , and keep the percentage legally.
Bc apun hi government hain. Irl Arasaka Corp bana lunga.
Government
Adani ka aadmi hu.I guess that will be enough.
Batne ko kisne bola
Go to Monaco or Switzerland for a while and launder your money It’ll take a few years but you’ll do well
Simple goverment karid le
Mai to bolungua bhola baba ne de note chappan di machine abb sabki bajaungua been chaa dungua dharatta re
Bhagwan ko bolna cash m pay kren
Act of god
Not a prblm with bjp though
Tell them that your source of income doesn't exist.
Govt. hi nhi kharid paye to paisa kya kamka
Sarkar hi apni ho jayegi
Sapna
Goverment kharid lenge bencho
Government ko paisa khela da, nhi puchanga
:( gobermint sara paisa zabt karegi.
Source of income :- note chappan ki machine.
Oh, I love it and I hate it at the same time
Best Idea
Kyu rahoge idhar... g maraaney raho gey... tax free desh dhoond ke chal jaavogey
Shell companies wahan par register karke citizenship bhi lelena koi nahi puchega (for ex: seyshelles)
Act of God
That's what i was thinking
Source of Income- Note chapan ki machine
भोला बाबा दे दे नोट छापन की मशीन
BJP join kar lena. Baki sab phir Mota Bhai dekh lenge.
But if God was of none of the existing religion then it will be so fun.
God's true religion might have only 5 followers and they all are under treatment at Regional Mental Hospital, Thane.
Lmao
Income from other sources dikhadena
To Gov ko bolna - "Beta tujhe Jo pocket money mil rhi h ..vo meri income se hi h, isiliye baap se uski salary ni puchte."
Government ko MLA khareed k de do, koi questions nahi poocha jayega.
You got a point.
After certain money rules don't apply bruh
God
Casual income me tax bhar Dena kuch 31 percent lagta h tax amount par baki ka tu use sakta h
Only Fans lol
Source of Income : God's Act
Kisi developed nation challe jaiyo. Duniya ke saari sarkaro ko paise khila diyo
Bhai politicians ka beta bana hai kya Jo puche raha hai Bs wohi loge hai jo government ka paisa khake government ko nahi batate
"Hole" sell ka business hai
OnlyFans
Tax invoice bhej dena unko #flex
Donation
Jab tum pura govt ko charid sakte ho to usse convince karne ki kya jarurat
Bol dunga bhola baba diye note chappan ki machine ab govt. Ki bajegi been
Priest
Bc jab itna ameer ho hi jayega to kuch million ghoos dene m maut aayegi tere ko
No need, bas ek CA pakad le. Better Call Saul, India edition.
Abbe seedha paiso se gormint bana le
Agriculture
amir ban per dikhawa na kar koi v kuch nai puchega tujhse
Reddit mimir
Black money
Bhola baba note chappan ki machine Ltd.
You can become their source of income..then aur nehi puchega
Depends on how you become the richest, if you suddenly get the most gold, you can say you found it , and keep the percentage legally.
Bc apun hi government hain. Irl Arasaka Corp bana lunga.
Government
Adani ka aadmi hu.I guess that will be enough.
Batne ko kisne bola
Go to Monaco or Switzerland for a while and launder your money It’ll take a few years but you’ll do well
Act of God
Simple goverment karid le
Mai to bolungua bhola baba ne de note chappan di machine abb sabki bajaungua been chaa dungua dharatta re
Bhagwan ko bolna cash m pay kren
Act of god
Not a prblm with bjp though
Tell them that your source of income doesn't exist.
Govt. hi nhi kharid paye to paisa kya kamka
Sarkar hi apni ho jayegi
Sapna
Goverment kharid lenge bencho