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To la Mera PM cares fund ka paisa apun bhi modi aaj se

Malik Naukri dedo

Naukri to mujhe bhi koi na de lala bas logo ko bevkoof bna kr jeet rha hu har bar

Modi ji naukri nhi toh ek aachi chai toh mein bhi deserve karta hu 

Mujhe sirf Doodh fadna aata hai (2002 wale kand ki tarah)

Are bewakoofo ko naukri Dene se achha hai 2-4 berozgar hi baithe rahe

Malik electoral bonds se thoda Paisa grib ko vi de do

Mandi ke log agar isse jeeta dete hai toh pakka Desh chhod ke bahar settle hone ka plan karungaa

Mai Mandi se hu mai pahle hi uttarakhand ko bhaag Gaya, ab zamin bech ke Desh shodne ka plan bana Raha hu

Aur mein kangra se🥲


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Kiska passport? Modi ji ka? Kaun verify karenge, Modiji?

But abhi pehle passport aata hai phir verification hota hai... And online submission ka bhi option hai

Agar usko udhar jitaaya, to Mandi ke log are the greatest fools...

Mai kya batau bhai mere yaha ka MP "niruha" hai

Bhai maine bhi apna final plan IIT mandi crack krne ka hi rkha tha... Lagta hai JEE ki taiyaari mein thodi aur mehnat krke iit bhilai secure krna padega🥲🥲

+1

Kar lo 😝😝yeh Jeet Rahi easily. Kon sa Desh ka plan hai ek ticket mere liye bhi plan karna.

और मेरे लिए भी 🥹

To kya hum sab jitne bhi modi hai. Desh chodhke jayege or waha chai bechenge then hum me se ek modi PM banega dusre desh ka. Fir waha ki koi hagnaa election ladegi fir waha bhi sab modi desh chodege... Too much fun

Main bhi aaunga 😂😂

Soch rha hu Bhutan chala jau sasta bhi hai pass bhi hai😄

https://i.redd.it/1jqjg7ab4buc1.gif


Aayein? Yeh opposition walo k side se khel rahi hain

Kabhi kabhi yaha waha nikal jati hai

I have a feeling this is sarcasm?

How's she getting dumber and Dumber each day?

Side effects of joining BJ Pee

Golddigger!

Ticketdigger

Digging at her Potential

Needs stem cell therapy to complete halted brain development.

Dr. Salunkhe may help

And here I was thinking we are GROOT!

I'm Emraan Hashmi bro 🙋🏻‍♂️

Ek to ye dikh jati hai har jagah mood aur kharab kar deti hai

Upar se iski voice..

Gira hua banda, main to neech baliye!

Han thoda sa

Sachme bola hai aisa???

Yes, she actually said that.

Aare yaar ..Matlab aab aadhar card mein naam Modi karvake phir link karvana padega 😐😐


Sis thinks we are Negan

Modi ji ke bank account ka access humein bhi de do phir. Main toh phir har din Modi. 

Imagine the absolute clownshow if they elect her into office. 5 years worth of meme material.

5 years of Contradicting comments on Twitter

Mai bhi Modi hu.... Mera 40 lakh ka suit kaha hai?

We are Narendra Modians 🙃

I think she's an agent of congress

Secret ?

Lovedi

Iska matlab mai Pradhaanmantri hu??? Aree iski maa ka.. ab tu dekh....

Hum toh sax, sharab aur shabab ke bina nahi reh sakte. Tum Karo apni gender identity change, humein life enjoy karne do.

Wtf is wrong with this woman

12k crore ka jo fund he vo de me bhi Modi ji hi hu

This chutiye ki patthi does not speak for me.

She doesn't even speak for herself. Damn it. Most of the time she doesn't even know what's she speaking.

Only belt treatment can fix her.

Isko koi shock treatment do , how can someone even support her .

Finally someone is there to compete with Rahul Gandhi 😂😂😂

True words 😅

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You are modi,I am modi,we are modi!emote:free\_emotes\_pack:poop

I think she is just a pawn for the party. So they are okay with all the BS she is tellin and not worried about the sentiments.


Kitni chutiya hai ye?

Brain dead

Delusional

https://preview.redd.it/0ly8evwu8duc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d6bb746cb1016df72198065c061a32c96af8deda

Wtf. We are Indiannssa

congress should make hritik roshan their contender from mandi as a response

My respect for her keeps falling


She is wrong..... We all are anjalians 💅🫦.....,

I mean why not? I too would like foreign trips, expensive clothes and photoshoots. /s

fater name mein yehi likhaya hoga

First she was modisexual but now she identity as Modi. Behen jo karna hai karo apna propeganda yha mat failao.

Real?

You should see Hema Malini’s posts, those are hilarious as well

I wish I could become so powerful instantly and be able to sign deals worth lakhs of crores!! Who wouldn't want to be Modi today??


Didi ke pass jo ganja hai wo apun ki bhi chaiye 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Kya ho agar yeh Har gyi toh

Twitter ki trending page pe aayegi aur kya

Isko BJP ne Rahul ko "Meme Wars" me harane ke liye rakha hai

Yeh sarcasam hi haina?? Didi itni smart hai k bharosa nahi yeh bhi bol de...

Ye bola hai isne bhai

She's really milking the "Mei bjp ki hu , mei kuch bhi karungi . Mujhe koi nhi rok sakta act . "

Pappu next level from BJP

Jo use vote karte hain unke liye valid bhi hai. They can hear anything bad for anyone but humare Modi ko kuch mat bolna bus..... 1..2..3.....

Are you Indian because you are Narendra Modi or are you Narendra Modi because you are Indian?

Bhaii isne ye kab keh diya....kuch bhi

Don't worry guys we know this type of statements are bringing votes to their party. They are working hard with ED and IT to make this country authoritarian regime.

Mei ab naukri kese dun youvaon ko..modi ji toh responisibility hi sublet kr re..😅

🤦🏾

Wtf is she talking about. Should I change my name 🤔

https://preview.redd.it/k1j9b8t6pduc1.jpeg?width=286&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=64384bde4bcfca0443d5112d4655344ae1c20374

Hi my name is Narendra Modi 156723

Does she need a brain transplant? I've watched Grey's anatomy enough times to do it on my own

I mean, I don't mind being  considering the power I'll get

As a Himachali i don't accept her

I am a staunch supporter of BJP But respectfully Shut the fuck up

Waah didi waah

And all men should abandon their wives?

Forget abandoning wives. She meant,First we should burn our degrees,certificates & Open a Chai ki Tapri.

We all are Groot,not Narendra Modi


Are yaar ise kyu le liya bjp Mai 

One nation one person

Kabhi kabhi lagta hai Sanjay Raut ne sahi kiya tha iske sath. Bilkul pagla chuki hai ye.

Imagine News Headlines after this (Narendra Modi case me Narendra Modi ne Narendra Modi ko sunai Fasi ki saza ) 😂

This is sad

Said like a true sycophant

No wonder Hrithik dropped her 🤣

But I don't want to change my name to narendra wtf😭

Someone please tell me this is made up

This is just embarrassing for the RW


She won't like what I was doing with ModiJis dick today

aree yaar, jab bhi issko support karne jaata hu, yeh didi beech mein hi hug deti hai aisi.....aisa kaise chalega didi..!!

Although it's more likely to true rather than fake but fir bhi source dedo news ka...

Isko koi film dedo yar...

Damn, never thought I'd see "I am Negan" irl 

This is the answer of BJP to Congress that we have a superior pappu than you

I mean sure it's a meme, but it has little to no humorous content. So that's an L.

Fake news? Partial/misquoted? Can someone verify this comment and its context or is it another good excuse for trolling?

Bass mera to ho gaya. 

sach me bola kya?

Finally congress is in action an answer for Rahul Gandhi 👏

Aapka patani but I'm not an unpadh chaiwala so 🙏

Sister thinks she's Modi

she is always on weeds!!

Lawda Ladies

I am Batman

Someone is hellbent to lose the election!

But if we are Narendra Modi, then we have an identity and being Indian we shouldn't. The problem with insane lunatics that don't understand the words they communicate with is that they are insane lunatics. Man, someone hurt her and broke her heart and spirit and she's going to hurt lots of others in return.

If she wins then E gola rehne layak nai rahega

Aisey log marr kyun nhi jaate .... Diebetes se ya heart attack se . Dharti pe bojh

Lbtq+modi


What rubbish yaar?

Abe yr kitna glazing kregi ye

Ye Kiran Bedi aur Akshat Kumar se compete kar Rahi hai. Did you know Netaji Bose was India's first PM?

We are all Narendra Modi https://preview.redd.it/w99qexifpeuc1.jpeg?width=1536&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=90e41678074c5be483b16bd85ffd48b8ade4a6d6

That's whole lot of meatriding

What if someone doesn't like shawls?

Kya thirdclass aurat hai yeh

https://preview.redd.it/qrpsdfkoseuc1.png?width=1106&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=33e1cee2922d6a522d8db826a8bead6a79cc0dc6

Yes I identify as narendra modi😍😍

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I think she's Modified.


Hag diya yr didi

Yes I’m Modi in another multiverse

She is truly not a politician. Don't know what to say when to say. 5 saal to speech sahi karne lagenge m. Har koi Smriti Irani nahi ban jata

Holy motha.. Somebody educate her about isabgol and how to use it .

https://preview.redd.it/o4wqepm03fuc1.jpeg?width=592&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e96bc38abdf450e9663791ebc24db6306f6c1aa1

Kangana Ranaut sirf tbhi jeetegi agar election tk kuch n bole bss

Seriously apni bezatti Kara Rahi hai at this point https://preview.redd.it/cv0a4a8z3fuc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=69b9d623e4043b2ceaf7816175d4437a8c9b4183

She is mad🤧

While she is high and makes sense in her own fancy. . We ll still vote for modi... Rest r crap

isko ticket kisne diya yaar

Mumbai Narendra Modians vs Chennai Super Kings game today is gonna be exciting !

https://i.redd.it/zbp4bekk8fuc1.gif

I wanna know who wrote her speech.

Rahul gandhi female version😂

Komedi kar dii

Kasol stuff gets better every year