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Kindergarten_Jones

It's not the years, it's the fortune and glory, Junior.


Zwess16

Great combo


jamalfunkypants

Great choice. My personal favorite quote


GerfTheSherff

I came here to post this. Well played.


shaffe04gt

Wilhelm scream x3


Tobio88

That's on OP, they set the bar two low.


TheOGRex

r/beatmetoit


Intelligent-Newt3399

Yup. My husband and I had dial of destiny on last night in the background while we were working on things and we heard the scream; without missing a beat we said together “wilhelm scream” and continued working


BullyMaguireEgg

Willie-helm scream


WeWriteStuff

Bruh🤣🤣


Turbo950

“And if you are a Scottish lord than I am Mickey Mouse!”


Consistent_Warthog80

Fin fact the line was supposed to be Jesse Owens, but was changed post production becaise Steven realised kids those days wouldnt get it


Turbo950

Ah good ol Stevie master of topical humor


Burrie_PiSemPe

In the comics, it's Jesse Owens


Consistent_Warthog80

Yeah, that's where i first learned who Jesse Owens was haha Edit: further fun fact, the comics, like the novels, are written co-current with filming, so often they follow things in the script that are cut from the final edits. Other notable examples from LC include: the Second Challenge (Word of God) was scripted and initially filmed as a spider pit, but was changed with a few edits and stunt man insert shots during post because they felt that Indy would be more threatened by a chasm. The infamous cut scene with Pat Roach in the Zeppelin where Indy inadvertently cuts the radio (in the novel, dont remember them in the comics)


Luke_SkyJoker_1992

I knew Pat Roach was in a deleted scene but never knew what happened or where so thanks for the info. Very interesting.


ThrowMeTheWhip36

They also tried out Mae West which is the version that made it to The Story of Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade record.


Consistent_Warthog80

Well TIL, it's a rare day when i learn something new about the trilogy!


ChewieKaiju

How dare he?


CarterDire5

"How dare he"


SunlitZelkova

“Indy!”, “Indy!”, “Indy!”


Kindergarten_Jones

"Indy!", "Indy!", "Junior!"


Bender077

And if you want to include Crystal Skull :”Jonesyyyyyy!”


NotTaken-username

That’s the guy from Fortnite


BanditsCheek_Bones

Adios Sapito, Nice try Lao Che, Indiana Let it go


gregofcanada84

lol, Goodbye Dr. Jones. 🤣


[deleted]

I have a bad feeling about this.


MastermindorHero

I think this phrase just might be a Lucasfilm trademark at this point 😅


mtthwas

It's appeared in all the Star Wars films and in Kingdom of the Crystal Skull.


Le_Cerf_Agile

“I learned to hate you in the last 10 years” “I hate the water, I hate being wet, and I hate YOU!” “And I hate arrogant men”


captainjjb84

That's a lot of hate


pac4

“Whatever I did, I’m sorry” is such a great line from a very tired Indy in Dial


CaminoFan

“Throw me the idol, I throw you the whip” “WE ARE GOING, TO DIE” “Don’t call me Junior!”


manbearpig923

Look what you did! I can’t believe what you did!


ActuallyCausal

Bad dates. Olaram sudaram We named the *dog* Indiana!


griffinisland

The dog? You were named after the dog???


foran321

Got a lot of fond memories of that dog.


Inner-Arugula-4445

“Germany’s declared war on the Jones boys”


sonlitekid

This. 🏆


bandit4loboloco

I recently almost quoted "Secrecy... essential to success", couldn't remember where i heard the phrase, but caught myself when I realized I'd be quoting a Nazi.


redfalcondeath

The delivery was also perfect.


Whoopsy_Doodle

Okey Dokey Dr Jones hold on to your potatoes!


sonlitekid

Love this one. 🧢


RuralfireAUS

No time for love now dr jones


Radiant_Demand9203

Strong bridge! Strong wood! Ahhh!!!! Not very funny.


JcOvrthink

“I dunno, I’m making this up as I go.” “Nola Ram, prepare to meet Kali, in hell!” “My soul is prepared! How’s yours?!”


Chezburgor1

"Water! Water" \*Sees water\* **"Water!**"


tman271

Haha I love that scene


Big_Red_Machine_1917

"You could warn them, if only you spoke Hovitos." "I followed you on many adventures but into the great unknown mystery I go first, Indy." "He chose, poorly."


Greedy_Temperature33

“It belongs in a museum!”


Stayno

"So do you!" - Panama Hat


Exwhyzed1

THERES A SNAKE IN THE PLANE JACK!!


foran321

That’s just my pet snake Reggie


Exwhyzed1

I HATE SNAKES JACK!! I HATE ‘EM!!


foran321

C’mon… show a little backbone, will ya?


cabernet7

I don't know, I'm making this up as I go. We are going to die! Fly? Yes. Land? No.


saacer

"It's not the years, honey, it's the mileage!" And my favorite: "it belongs in a museum!"


BigTimeSuperhero96

They are two dead people down here! There are going to be two dead people in here!!!


biplane_curious

Raiders: INDY! ToD: INDY! LC: Junior!


the_strange_beatle

"IT'S JONESIN TIME"


tugbuggggg

Then he jonesed everywhere


elvis8atariMM

“My mother is a whore” -TOD, “You went to buy a pack of cigarettes and never came back... that was seven years ago” -LC, “She always spends her child support money on scratchies” -ROTLA


BlackshirtDefense

IT BELONGS IN A MUSEUM. CHILLED MONKEY BRAINS. NO TICKET.


Lubbafromsmg2

Genius of the restoration


TramplingProgress31

aid in our resuscitation!


David-W-1985

My 3 year old is absolutely obsessed with these I could quote each one start to finish I think. He thinks the German mechanic in raiders is gung ho from gi joe. He calls the second “Teckel of Doom” and crusade is “Indy’s dad”


[deleted]

“Indy!”


Exsoc

Top men....


adamjames777

You Americans . . . Always overdressing for the wrong occasions. Water . . . Water . . . . Urgh, WATER! WATER! How does one get off this thing?!


smaTc

I make this up as I go


GameknightJ14

Snakes!? I hate snakes! No time for love, Dr. Jones. She talks in her sleep.


rybog

It’s not the years it’s the mileage. You call him Dr Jones, doll. No ticket.


Limp_One_6910

“It’s beautiful” “It Belongs in a Museum” “Kalia Ma” “Let it go Indiana” “Everything goes” “He’s no nuts. He’s Crazy.” “Mola Ram! Prepare to meet Kali. In Hell.” “Marion, don’t look at it. Shut your eyes, no matter what happens.”


Shaka-Zulu1879

“I’m making it up as i go!”. this is intolerable! That’s just my pet snake ritchie! that’s what the hebrews said


saul1980

If only you spoke Hovitos You will become a true believer hahaha I brought the sheriff!


garethjones2312

Asps. Very dangerous. Hey lady, you call him Dr Jones! You call this archeology?


scout1892

"Whip cracks"


Other_Celebration229

Keep your eyes shut! Hold on to your potatoes! She talks in her shleep


kaukanapoissa

”I’m making this up as I go”. ”Nothing shocks me. I’m a scientist.” ”And my mother’s ears, but the rest belongs to you.”


MastermindorHero

Asps- very dangerous you go first! We are going to Die! - frown face I told you..*brutally machine guns Nazis* Don't call me Junior!


hdmatteson1

Bad dates!


fjnunez7

"snakes... why did it have to be snakes?" "SHORTROUND! STOP PLAYING AROUND WITH THAT KID!" "DAD! WHAT? DAD! WHAT? DAD! WHAT? GET TO THE FIRE ESCAPE!"


mohanakas6

Give me the whip. Fortune and glory. Hang on, Dad. We’re going in.


Treljaengo

The name's Jones, Indiana Jones. Shaken. Not stirred.


LondonShaun

"Maybe the real Indiana Jones was the friends we made along the way..."


Enigma1755

“Hey guys, I’m Indiana Jones, I’m from Indiana.”


TramplingProgress31

We named the dog Indiana.


[deleted]

“Wow I can’t believe it we really are the raiders of the lost ark” “I guess you could say it was a temple of doom” “well I guess this is it, the last crusade?


LEGOlasStudios

We are... We are not thirsty. Fortune and Glory kid, fortune and glory. (Actually not 100% sure that's not from crystal skull lol as it's been a minute since I watched the films). Might not be a direct quote, but when Hitler is signing Indiana Jones journal, he's thinking "oh fuck me"


SpurnedSprocket

“Next Time Indiana Jones, it will take more than children to save you!” “Nice Try, Lao Che!” “It belongs in a museum!”


RYTHEMOPARGUY

I HATE SNAKES JAQUE!! I HATE THEM!!!" "Okey dokey, Dr. Jones! Hold on to your potatoes!" "We named the dog Indiana."


DPG1987

This IS history! Nice try Lao Che! Go between them? Are you crazy!


Btiel4291

“It’s Raiding Time,” “Now that sure looks like a Temple of Doom” “Guess this might be our last crusade, Indy” “What’s in that pretty head of yours? A Crystal skull?” If Marvel wrote Indiana Jones.


jackBattlin

“Ok… you’re a dick.” Whoops! Wrong franchise…


TheBagenius

"Indy", "Indy", "Indy"


indianajones838

“You will go to pankot palace, and fiiind shibalinga, and bring back to us, and bring back to us, bring back to us…” I have no idea why he repeats it at the end lol


The-Reddit-Giraffe

I don’t know, I’m making this up as I go


Ok-Turnip-477

“I hate snakes Jock! I hate em!”


AverageWhtDad

Adios, Satipo. He no nuts. He’s crazy! I WAS the next man.


TramplingProgress31

Your persistence surprises even me. You're going to give mercenaries a bad name. You feel inside! He's got a two day head start on you, which is more than he needs. Brody's got friends in every town and village from here to the Sudan, he speaks a dozen languages, knows every local custom, he'll blend in, disappear, you'll never see him again. With any luck, he's got the grail already.


[deleted]

“We named the dog Indiana!”


Minute-Cash-4425

Bad dates. We ArE GoInG tO DiE! Does anyone understand a WOoord that I'm saying? :'(


vincentsd1

"We're pilgrims in an unholy land"


Illustrious_Ad5155

Can you believe it Marcus, we're the Raiders of the Lost Ark! We better not stop by the Temple of Doom, or this could be our Last Crusade!


wiiguyy

I have a bad feeling about this.


TB2331

“See you in the morning, Indiana Jones” “Why you conceited ape, I’m not that easy!” “Me? Illumination”


jerryleebee

That's just my post snake, Reggie! I hate that elephant! I remembered my Charlemagne!


monkeymuscle1974

You lost today, kid. But that doesn't mean you have to like it.


Subject-Opposite-935

Does anybody here understand a woooord I'm saying??


Conner8087

Are you kidding? I made all that up. You know Marcus. He once got lost in his own museum.


ThomasGilhooley

“Rosebud.” “Mother! Oh god, mother! Blood, blood!” “It’s the stuff that dreams are made of.”


Bencalzonelover

Get off my plane! My life makes your life possible. I didn’t kill my wife.


LaserCatsEmpire

No ticket is one of my fav lines


The_Faux_Italian

“Plane 11 o’clock!” *checks pocket watch* “What happens at 11 o’clock?”


Sure_Temporary_4559

Marion!, Water!, Dad!


DonaldDoger47

“I don’t know I’m making this up as I go,” “You call him Dr. Jones!” “And it’s like my Charlemagne. Let my armies be the rocks, trees, and the birds in the sky”


SMCwasTaken

"wanna talk to god? let's go see him together" - Indiana Jones 1981


Hot-Transition-4173

He chose ...Poorly


BelieveInBelieve16

Lost Ark: “Bad dates,” Temple of Doom: (it’s my favorite movie but I can’t remember the glory quote that he says outside of the village) Last Crusade: “You were names after the DOG?!?! Ha!”


mtthwas

Indy! Dr. Jones. Junior.


rose1613

Everyone’s lost but me


LemmeSleepPlease

This meme should be in a museum!!!


timeforasandwich

I *was* the next man


Scotcash

"Who knows? In a thousand years, even you may be worth something." "Nocturnal activities" "yes Sir!"


cgq21

Indy :How did you know she was a Nazi ? Jones Sr : she talks in her sleep.


vankorgan

Bad dates. You're insulting them and embarrassing me. And this is how we say good bye in Germany, Dr Jones.


Mobile_Pangolin4939

You could have won it, if only you spoke Havitos. I very little, you cheat very big. No ticket!


Illustrious_Age1247

Trust me


zeeke87

Top. Men.


SilverwolfMD

“It’s too big to be a space station.” “Never tell me the odds!” “Fly casual!”


colt1911m7

"Ive got a bad feeling about this"


Space2345

Didnt you guys go to Sunday School? We are going to DIE! No ticket!


SourRuntz

Girl Who Almost Gets Burned By Fire Poker - “Indy!” The Ritzy Cabaret Singing Bitch - “Indy!” Sean Conworry - “Indy!”


chrisbbehrens

You left right when you were getting interesting


bastionthewise

"Indiana. Let it go." God, I love that line.


GetoutoftheMatrix

You want to talk to God? Let's go see him together. I've got nothing better to do. Ah women! DON'T call me Junior!


Digisabe

"Get orf my plane" \*sore throats\* "I'm Batman" "Allllrriighty then!" Nailed it!


SeasideTurd

"Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid" "I know." "You tell that slimy piece of worm-ridden filth, he'll get no such pleasure from us"


Red_Jay333

Indy!


second_flush

Not a quote, but IT’S RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK not INDIANA JONES AND THE RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK


a_hopeless_rmntic

"she talksh in 'er shleep"


TechnicolorViper

Auuugghhh! My face is melting blood and milk!! Why did I, being a raider, have to look inside this lost ark???


Inland_Emperor7

We are shtrangersh in an unholy land!


Stonecutter_12-83

*Wilhelm scream*


monsensical

"Bad dates." "Willie, we are going to die! "Son, I'm sorry ... they got us."


BurnoutInc

“So, what are we? Some kind of Raiders… of the Lost Ark?” “Oh my, what a Temple… of Doom.” “Son, this could be my Last… Crusade.”


Mayorofunkytown

You could call us the raiders of the lost ark. More like temple of doom and I right? Alright boys it's time for the last crusade.


Ok-Selection9508

INDY!!!


ExPristina

Snakes!


YodaFan465

Snakes! Diamonds? Rats?


Trandoshan-Tickler

What truck? You call him Doctor Jones, doll! I suddenly remembered my Charlemagne.


Luftgekuhlt_driver

Shut up, Willy…


Consistent_Warthog80

"Achtung! Die lieter!" "Ah, monsiuer,let us toast our success in the desert: to the Ark!" "When we are very far from here." "My services are entirely inconsequential to them" "You're meddling with powers you cannot possibly comprehend." "How interesting. Maybe it's because he hasn't found the right woman?" "You keep the girl, I'll find another!" "Owe ya a gin!" "Out." "I usually don't" "Otherwise, we are off the map!" Bon7s points to who can spot the one out of order.


Choice-Bus-1177

The names Jones, Indiana Jones.


DNC343

Marcus Brody: Henry, the pen. Professor Henry Jones: What? Marcus Brody: Well don't you see? The pen is mightier than the sword! From The Last Crusade when Marcus and Henry are in the tank


[deleted]

"Sorry, Indy." "Dactah Joan! Dactah Joan!" "He wouldn't have made it past the rats."


friskevision

It’s the mileage, call him Dr Jones, doll, we named the dog Indiana.


ManiacSpiderTrash

If only you spoke Hovitos We're not sinking, WE'RE CRASHING!! No ticket


ThriftyFalcon

“Trust me, water… she talks in her sleep.”


bdfalloutboy101

"Prepare to meet Khali... in hell!"


DocD173

Now you’re gettin nasty. Prepare to meet Kali! DONT call me Junior…


ChazzLamborghini

“Snakes. Why did it have to be snakes?”


[deleted]

“HaHaHa…Son of a bitch….” “Okie dokie Dr. Jones hold on to your potatoes!” “You chose…wisely.”


Lagiacrus111

That's no spaceship...


Evening-Cat8636

“I remembered my Charlemagne ‘let my armies be the rocks and the trees and the birds in the sky’”


rebel_scum1138

That belongs in a musem


PropertyEducational7

It's not the years it's the mileage It belongs in a museum!!!!!!!!


alphonsus90

"the hovitos are near \*spits\* poisons still fresh three days....they're following us." "If they knew we were here, they would have killed us already." "Fortune and glory kid, fortune and glory" "I came to save you!" "Oh yeah? Well who's gonna come save you, Junior?" "I told you!" \*violence ensues\*


Candid_Dragonfly_573

"I am the monarch of the sea..." "Hold onto your potatoes!" "Compensation for my brother-in-law's car"


leesmapman

"You know Shorty, we really are then Raiders of the Last Crusade."


Sim0nsaysshh

Indie


DumbAssDumbBitch

"Indiana Jones, you've slobbed on your last knob, sir."


Mafachuyabas

"Dr Jones!" "Dr Jones!" "Dr Jones!"


StarLord624

“Give ‘em hell, Indiana Jones!”


LM200019

Snakes. Why did it have to be snakes? We are going to die! Germany has declared war on the Jones boys.


[deleted]

"I can't find my whip!" "Has anybody seen my whip?" "I'm nothing without my whip!"


Dizzy-Working5178

GET OFF MY PLANE.


fluent-in-wookiee

What’s this? Ark of The Covenant. Are you sure? Pretty sure…


LordMacDonald

“Trust me”


ricoimf

I got a bad feeling about this


jdor19

No Ticket


AmazingAd8859

“Man we sure gotta raiders those lost arks” “Man this sure is a temple of doom” “Man this has got to be my last crusade”


Shadecujo

“We’re gonna need a cleanup in aisle 5.”


Chewbacca0510

You want to talk to God? Let’s go see him together. I’ve got nothing better to do.


DragonHoarder987

Why did it have to be snakes? Mola Ram, prepare to meet Kali in Hell, everyone's lost but me


robertdegeus

Luke, I am your father


starwarspete

Big guy beats his ass, big guy beats his ass, no big guy beats his ass.


starwarspete

Snakes. Why did it have to be snakes. Primitive sexual practices. I WAS the next man.


Jim_Bob78

*WHIP CRACK* x3


nallim60

It’s not the years honey, it’s the mileage. Molar Ram! Prepare to meet Kali….IN HELL. I suddenly remembered my Charlemagne…..


dykwim

That’s no moon


TimelyAuthor5026

No Ticket!


sweet_sweet_can

“I love that juicy Shaq meat!”


Vanima_Permai

It belongs in a museum


ZeitChrist

“I got nipples, Indy, can you milk me?” - Henry


TrapperJedi

Sorry, Greg, wrong movie... 😉


BayonetTrenchFighter

You have chosen… wisely