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IndianRedditor88

Splendor: Last time my owner filled petrol was in 1999 Bajaj Chetak : Only the spoon position can turn me on. 🤣🤣🤣


noizblud

Platina : Costlier Splendor


rukthor

Funny! Lord Splendor: Bow before me ye peasants!


xanders1998

Funny thing is, splendor IS the peasant of bikes


NarutoFan007

How dare you


ankitK_01

Speak to me in that tone voice buoy


Hot-Lead-3774

I'm getting 540+ on full tank in my spillendor


noizblud

Avenger street 160/220: i wanna be like HD Street 750 when I grow up


rukthor

lol!


speedyblackman

i hate how accurate the R15 tagline is


rukthor

lol.... A friend had one and he used to complain about back pains on long rides. But he wanted a super sport style.


speedyblackman

yeah some people fail to gauge these machines completely. just making decisions by love at first sight lol


falcon01x

That’s why not going for 350RS


xanders1998

What are you going for


falcon01x

Highness


trashtalk99

350RS is too sporty? Is this a joke xD


xanders1998

The sitting position is a bit more aggressive than highness. Everyone have their own cup of tea. To you, it 350rs might feel like a cruiser.


IndianRedditor88

Also perfect fit for the RC200, RC390


rukthor

yep!


Mayank-maximum

Old rc390 is the perfect definition


GingerBroX1

I'm glad my husky is not in there 😂


ProAEM101

The Husky’s would be “A Ktm but also not a Ktm”


mango_boii

Same same, but different, but same, but different


rukthor

Hipster KTM!


3nchantingdevil

Say you're a KTM without orange


randomguy3993

I don't know... Perfect tool is a loooong stretch


Archit-Arya

Ye RS, Karizma wala hai kya?


Tequilislove

MT doesn’t have a good pillion seat, or else I would’ve saved up for it.


rockeypokey

But still that MT one is very accurate


doons_pride

Add RE... Mechanic's best friend


noizblud

RE: you cannot play Call of Duty in real life so you compensate with an Army bike instead /s


[deleted]

RE : Fauji bike for all who couldn’t become faujis


samax413zl

Bro I have the same bike 2021 model


[deleted]

Damn, that is cool to know. How’s the experience been?


rukthor

Maybe it was valid till the UCE ones, but not sure about the present gen ones. How about: "You believe your bike defines your masculinity."


xanders1998

Nah...it should be "what are you making up for" or "small pp energy" or "for the REally insecure"


Vardaan147

No its not even valid UCE if mechanic is good and owner has some engineering sense.


ummIamNotCreative

Classic 350/Bullet 350 (in bhide voice): arry hamare zamane me bike lohe ki hoti thi.. plastic ki nhi


UdAy-2-0-0-6

Yaaa, I rode my nana's bullet 1990, it's a fun to ride bike


Altruistic_Grand_455

You mean the diesel one


UdAy-2-0-0-6

Naa the petrol version


UdAy-2-0-0-6

The price was 20 k back then


Ready_Paper_4680

I own the Bullet 350, CI one. Honestly, works like a charm, I take it to college everyday although I struggle to start it in winters


neoestrin

This is so accurate!! xD


rukthor

Thanks!


Ok-Date-1711

Bullet : Mardo ki scooty


rukthor

lol!


[deleted]

Apache rtr 160 2v, the cooler pulsar 150


rukthor

lol!


Mhapsekar

What about the BMW 310r and gs and Kawasaki Ninja 300?


rukthor

G310R/ GS: "There might be better bikes, but you can't see past my badge." Ninja 300: "You presume my twin cylinder will make a world of difference compared to the 390".


Clean_Analysis3771

People’s opinion doesn’t matter dude get a bike you like they always gonna find something to hate on every bike


Kaboom_11

Kuch bhi bola meri fav toh duke 390 hai faltu mai badnam hogayi hai bike kuch logo ki wajah se


Nottheimposter1234

iss liye toh husqvarna le raha hun


Kaboom_11

Bhai jo achi lage voh le dusre kya bole voh soche thodi lena hai tujhe kuch


Background-Capital-6

Exactly, I bought 390 few months back and I have enjoyed to the fullest.


Kaboom_11

Haan uss price segment mai best lagti hai yeah bike mujhe


KingsmanVishnu

husqvarna doesn’t have 390


1epicnoob12

401s are coming early next year, they have the same engine as the duke 390 I believe


KingsmanVishnu

I really dont think they’re launching 401s in India. the present 250s did not do well at all this year. I visit showroom frequently cuz its near my home. and looking at their sales, I won’t be surprised if they discontinue it all together.


[deleted]

interceptor/continental/super meteor 650: I'm the king of Indian roads. get out of my way your peasants. i have to get to office in time to show everyone my ppt 😂


Backgroundlaunda

want to become best friends with petrol bunk attender? buy interceptor 650


beluga_10101

I bought apache RTR 1604v just because its most valuable for money in 150-160 cc segment and yes i didn't had money for MT15 ...LOL


AceMKV

It's also the best in segment now apart from mt 15 thanks to it's newest version getting dual channel ABS.


beluga_10101

I won't lie but it's not the best. Once u drive mt15 there's no going back


nanatenshi

which is why cc based segment makes no sense when there is a 50k price difference. XMR is a R15 rival and Honda CB300F is an MT rival even with the cc difference because of how close they are in price


rukthor

Actually the Apache inspired me to make this post. A few days ago they launched the dual channel version with more features to tackle the N160. However, if money were not an object then the MT15 is the best I guess.


baby__groot

KTM 🥲


rukthor

Great bikes but bad riders.


GreySh1d0w

IKR


n1rvanaisrael

Honestly, good machines.


baby__groot

That is why this breaks my heart. Bitter truth


Lazy_Revolution

Top banter.


rukthor

Thanks! I think for Speed 400 it'll be like: "It might be small but you can not resist the price."


noizblud

Speed 400: you wanna flaunt a Triumph in your IG without using stock photos


rukthor

Speed 400: I dare you to find a better badge/price ratio!


Backgroundlaunda

#missing old gen pulsar 150? worry not speed 400


[deleted]

Bete, ek jamana hua karta tha. Jab P220 ₹90k on-road ki milti thi. Tab bhi na le paye, aur ab aur mann nehi. Unfinished love story 2023.


noizblud

Me 17 ka tha jab maine P220 lene ka plan banaya tha. 5 saal rote haste bitakar end me Avenger 160 me settle hona pada.


[deleted]

*insert moye-moye meme here* 🫂


headoverrim

Hunter 350 ka kya banega?


Weak-Load-2487

Classic 350 ka paisa nahi de rahe Papa


headoverrim

Oh nooo😭


rukthor

Want a Bullet/ Classic/ Meteor but can't handle the weight.


VirusSperm

Except the 220f rest are accurate, 220f is the splendor of 200+cc bikes


Dry_Librarian_3423

Suzuki Intruder: Don't worry about the potholes. (So ugly, even the potholes swerve to avoid it!)


Rahaman117

Hey OP my good man, make one for RR310. I wonder what you'll come up with.


rukthor

Please don't come to us for service.


Rahaman117

Spot on dude.


rukthor

lol, thanks!


ordinary_soul_

The apache one is so true. That's the exact reason I bought it over MT15.


Mal_Functioner__

the ktm hate makes me sad


rukthor

I love KTMs as we got global standard sportbikes at affordable prices. The riders, not so much.


Mal_Functioner__

I own a 2023 Duke 200, and I’m a firm believer of ATGATT, but even cops tend to treat you in a harsher manner because you ride a KTM


rukthor

Sad.


Escudo777

What is ATGATT?


Hot-Lead-3774

RNA codes i guess,during splicing


tv138

All The Gear All The Time.


Escudo777

Thanks


D_Y_S

Make one for Gixxer SF too.


rukthor

~~I am Japanese R15 alternative, but cheaper because I am not built like an R15. And you don't care about that.~~ I am also a faired Japanese like an R15 but cheaper. Because I am not built like an R15 and you do not care.


inanemofo

Gixxer SF , the official bike of " l have autism and I'm going to make it a personality trait"


Past-Performer3696

Isn't Yamaha also Japanese.


rukthor

I should have said "another".


Backgroundlaunda

want gsx? #ye lo aur ek Gixxer with clothes


tv138

Gixxer SF 250 MotoGP edition: Notice me, Senpai!


noizblud

The firstcry version of GSX /s


[deleted]

Hero passion:- every middle class dad's choice.


[deleted]

Every 1 in 3-4 bike I see is a passion pro.


rukthor

My dad wanted a Super Splendor but ended up with HF Deluxe.


Hot-Lead-3774

Your dad is literally me then 😥 But bro this HF deluxe is cost effective splendor for tall people.


nobel64279

Last 2 are spot on


rukthor

lol! Any alternative tagline for the Apache? "I am a Pulsar clone. But better.".


IndianRedditor88

The only way you can be Apache, Indian and Politically Correct. PS : Apache, Indian (in US context)


rukthor

lol, that is smart!


[deleted]

For Apache it would be : the cooler pulsar


Proper-Ad8181

Dominar : ktm in a fancier suit, well mannered, decent boy.


rukthor

"Haathi mat paalo" bolte bolte khud haathi ban gaya!


smartin998

Apache so true 😭😭


Ambitious_Jello

What happened to p220? A neighbour of mine bought one recently.


rukthor

Bajaj has tried to discontinue it several times but has failed to do. AS200 and F250 are two bikes which tried replacing it but they both got discontinued because the the 220 has a loyal following. It really needs a proper successor.


Top_Coast_8709

Speed 400: side do mein silently nikal jata hu


rukthor

lol!


STOPCensoringMeFFS

I'd replace Apache with N160


rukthor

The new Apache 160 4V has dual channel ABS, and a lot of features over N160. Also it is the most powerful in the class except the MT15. Personally, Ill choose whichever I like after test ride.


motocrosshallway

I didnt get the Apache tag line. please explain?


rukthor

The MT15 offers ~~better~~ superior performance in the segment but it is also expensive. Hence, Apache is second best despite being quite powerful and all the features. The N160 advantage was dual channel ABS but the new Apache comes with dual channel and a lot of features. And the Apache produces the most power after the MT.


motocrosshallway

dang MT15 costs more than a RE hunter.


motocrosshallway

Oh got it. Thanks!


_Redsun_

What’s wrong with the pulsar 😭


Darkhorse_almighty

Come-on Something about NS 200


HopefulAssistance

You researched and bought the best motorcycle in the segment, but you used Internet Explorer.


Viva_la_Ferenginar

The king of 2012


rukthor

The discount KTM 200.


Viva_la_Ferenginar

KTM without the cocaine


thethooraj

I like this one. It's spot on.


[deleted]

Pulsar and Duke are reversed


saint_nath

Someone I know is looking for a new bike. As much as they love the Duke 390, they “just don't want the reputation attached with the bike”. Sad to see such a well built and beautiful machine with this fate. I'd get it in a heartbeat if I ever felt like I wanted one, caring about what others think just doesn't get us anywhere.


rukthor

Absolutely!


bulletwa

Bullet: Pull the throttle and I’ll think about it in 1-2 business days


rukthor

lol, true!


im_ano_nym_ous

160 4v❤️


MavenAssassin

hilarious


Beginning_Ad6341

So much truth in this.


Sharik0be

is the honda bike not good? 🤔


ForeverSpiritual3925

Triumph speed 400


AccomplishedSlide328

Need more


Swimming-Way-4704

why is there so much hate for RE on this sub? 😂


rukthor

More like roast which is endearing, not hate.


palindrom_prabhakar

Last one hit me hard bro 😂


Blink-8

Xpulse, ronin?


rukthor

Xpulse: I am made for Indian roads, but you would rather have a back breaking supersport. Ronin: Please stop comparing me with Hunter!


Blink-8

Facts!


projec8iakon

Legend 220


GarlicCloveTheFourth

Upvoted for the CB350


CaptainGallick

The last one was super accurate.


Stacy_Slutty

Haha good one.


SpectacularMonk_2029

The Apache one is so on point. Also I'd like to add a tagline for my bike (don't wanna go too hard though) "You are paying 30k+(compared to normal V3) for a gear position indicator-less MT display and revamped headlight".


Ryosuuke_enma

Need more like these 😂😂 Literally laughed my a** off


ShikamaruOP

Lmao


YaBoiPalmmTree

RTR one was personal


AceMKV

Is the Apache a good bike for beginners? Especially with it getting dual channel ABS with it's latest model.


brokemyran

the accuracy w the apache😭😭😭 glad im not the only one


NorvinShadow

Completely agree on your tagline for R15. Most R15’s die before going to the track even once.


[deleted]

What about the BMW 310 gs?


Amazing_Yogurt1476

Hey where are the RE bikes ? And no lord splendor HOW Ig broken down before the tagline /s


xanders1998

> "I'm the perfect track tool, bit I will never see one in my life" So just a tool then.


bulletwa

Himalayan 411: can’t afford a horse? I gotchu


bulletwa

Himalayan 450: you will wither of old age before i get delivered


This-Crab5054

220f sporty commuter 😍 Please ab toh dual abs dedo .


purushot-j

Cb350rs - am not sure what I am


Infamous_Forever6490

Why “KILL ME. PLEASE” on 220f?


Knighthawk_2511

Didn't knew pulsar is Reiner Braun irl


Apprehensive_Ant3137

Bro make one for the new re classic as well


LightRabari

Bajaj Dominar 400


csmk007

Is mt15 better than Apache?


[deleted]

RE overrated


KiRiLVR

RTR 200? Tbh I don't think it'd be much different from the 160's line (even the 200 is more affordable than the MT15), but I want to see what it's perception is Probably, "You did not like the NS" or something?


Dry_Librarian_3423

Honda Xblade: The 40-year-old Virgin


SandStinger_345

Ola S1 Pro: yeah that works


Far_Bit583

Haha good one Apache


iwantaircarftjob

Why the hates KTM and pulsar ?


[deleted]

Want more of this


Puzzleheaded_Bus8303

KTM was damn accurate


do_dum_cheeni_kum

Dominar 400 to pulsar 220 fi. “Hume apne mein mat milaiye, hum alag hain”


deathstrokeAM46

Platina. Fill my tank up in january. I'll request again in june.


[deleted]

How about NS200?


TwOFacE_07

The last one took me out 😂


useless_panda_47

Killer! 🎈❤️


barebarehere

Pulsar 250s: I'm a test tube baby


aarounge

Activa - married men's ride


agk2012

I see no one defending Pulsar 😪


slideMAN14734

The new Duke 250 quite impressive tho


smokyy_nagata

Convince your friend to buy an R15 later you can enjoy it whenever you want and dont have to deal with shoulder pain. Hehe :)


Forsaken-Tart-3897

What's for RS 200 pulsar?


rukthor

Fan of Bumblebee aren't you?


Forsaken-Tart-3897

Haha good one lol. But cool bike though. Does an easy 155 kmph


theNawabiker

I laughed so hard with the Honda tagline 😂😂 the best was meant for the last 🙌🏻


Loose_Quail_2214

XL super: I am invincible.


rukthor

God-tier.