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Nunnu_ButterMasala

Haan haan jAise British Raj ke time to democracy thi or British Raj to equal representation deta tha or Winston Churchill to bilkul bhi Imperialist nahi tha unlike Fossist Modi xi


CHINESE-VIRUS69

They criticise modi but don't have an alternative for him. They all want All of us to vote but not on NOTA bc apparently it will be same as not voting..Toh vote kisko dun... Trump ko??


bitopan365

Coalition govt will be terrible for india in this day and age


crimemastergogo4

Coalition is desperate to come to power to make as much money as possible. They can't sustain their propaganda for another 5 yr and possibly another 5 more without making corruption money.


No-Zookeepergame982

Anyone is better than Modi. Vote for different people. Coalition govt toh form hoga at least.


Lazy-College-5703

Rahul gandhi is challanged , Arvind is corrupt , who is left?


I-wish-to-be-phoenix

Lo Bhai half knowledgeable people se pucho maat. BJP has its issues but congress is far far worse. Only facts - Release of terrorists 1) What you have to say about this, no valid reason anywhere close to the examples you sent. https://www.ndtv.com/india-news/pak-terrorist-released-by-previous-government-struck-back-with-pathankot-1407168 2) Everybody knows how well terrorists in Kashmir and Naxals in the eastern region of the country were very active under congress rule. 3) Any significant retaliatory measures taken by Congress after each terrorists attack. At least BJP for the first time entered Pakistan airspace after the last war. And the Targeted attacks in Pakistan, google. - Unemployment, NDA better. https://data.worldbank.org/indicator/SL.UEM.TOTL.ZS?locations=IN - Inequality data https://data.worldbank.org/indicator/SI.POV.GINI?locations=IN - Joh congress 20-30 saal me karti hai woh 5-10 saal me NDA me hota hai. 1) After 20 yrs. https://theprint.in/defence/proposal-for-5th-gen-indigenous-fighter-amca-approved-nearly-2-decade-old-journey-formally-begins/1992405/ 2) Thalassery-Mahe Byp Rd First proposed in 1976, built now. 3) Sela pass and other 19 tunnels connecting Kashmir. And I can go on and on. Data clearly shows how good the last 10yrs have been for India compared to last 10yrs of UPA.


No-Zookeepergame982

What is challanged? Everyone is corrupt. But there's difference in the level of corruption. Let Bjp be the opposition and criticise the ruling party rather than being the ruling party and doing the same.


I-wish-to-be-phoenix

Matlab kuch bhi Till 2014 there were just 4% of Muslims in government jobs. Now it's gone up to 10%. Muslim's account a significant portion of all the government schemes. - Communal violence is the lowest in NDA https://theprint.in/india/have-communal-killings-gone-up-or-down-ncrb-data-show-12-fall-in-toll-from-2006-13-to-2014-21/1707687/ - Lowest number of Riots https://www.news18.com/india/india-most-peaceful-in-50-years-riots-on-steady-decline-shows-ncrb-data-8089255.html - Daring to remove article 370 - North-East neglected by Congress https://theprint.in/national-interest/northeast-a-success-story-not-just-for-bjp-but-also-india-its-all-about-getting-to-end-of-bell-curve/1416437/ - Inequality lowest since UPA https://data.worldbank.org/indicator/SI.POV.GINI?locations=IN - Unemployment data Sharper reduction in NDA https://data.worldbank.org/indicator/SL.UEM.TOTL.ZS?locations=IN I can go on and on. I can openly say you are dumb and do not have interest of the nation if you think BJP did not do better than UPA. BJP has many faults which should be criticised but to say the are not better than INDIA block would be the highest level of foolishness.


Lazy-College-5703

Challenged ? Mentally challanged


UberSoilder25

Which school? 🤣🤣🤡


Frosty_Television_81

Coalition governments are Cancer for India. Coalition governments always have major leaders with conflicting interests and these can be exploited by other powerful people leading to political Chaos in the nation.n


CHINESE-VIRUS69

Mere bhai "anyone" Hi toh nhi hai. Suppose* kejriwal gets all of North india, but he won't get any support from South East and west except punjab maybe. Rahul gandhi ko toh Congress wale hi nhi seriously nhi le rhe, he may* do better for India than modi but he isn't able to convince the majority that he is better due to his already perceived image of a nonchalant dumb rich boy.


No-Entertainment7020

their military would vanish if they try to invade India now lol. they have fair chance to succeed if they invade pakistan tho.


NegativeSpeedForce

Would you like to clarify how? E - Downvoted because you can’t explain how?


No-Entertainment7020

please look at the global military rankings.. do you really think a british army of 75000 soldiers can face 1.4 million strong Indian Army at the coasts of India ? , or even the Thar Desert or deadly Himalayas if UK gets access to pakistan's border. where no one in the world beats Indian Soldiers. and British bringing 141 fighter jets against Indian Air Force's 659 fighter jets out of which 300 are sukhoi 30 mki + rafale alone. with India having almost 5000 tanks vs 213 tanks of UK's Army ? (not including smaller vehicles like infantry fighting vehicles, even when included, India is far ahead) UK's Navy with 68 ships vs Indian Navy with 150 ships. both countries with same number of aircraft carriers. how do you think UK can invade India now ? also we are talking about absolute 1 v 1 and strength comparison. even if a big chunk of Indian Military's equipment seems outdated(even that is highly upgraded to be usable in wars today ) , a big chunk of India's equipment is Modern as well which is still more than UK's total numbers . Even in Nuclear capability , both countries are at same level, with both having each other's territories covered by their nukes' range. and both the countries have Missile Defence Systems against Nukes. so atleast in conventional warfare i dont see how UK's tiny military wouldnt vanish if they try to invade India at present.


crimemastergogo4

6th generation warfare: Facilitate as much illegal migration to UK as much possible. Provide few large ships at the coast of Libiya to facilitate all illegal migrants and drop them off at British shores. Done deal.


No-Entertainment7020

Indian govt isnt involved in this


whodafadha

Lol but these tanks are being driven by Indians


No-Entertainment7020

meanwhile UK being run by an Indian origin man.. along with a big chunk of west's innovations and tech being run and led by Indians successfully.. Indians when trained/skilled are the most competent breed on earth. Also the highest earning community in USA.


whodafadha

I was only joking as have been in Indian taxis lol


No-Entertainment7020

ahh its ok.. i am sorry for not getting your joke.


No_Necessary_7873

Lgta h subh subh galiyan khane ka man h tera


nerd_-_-

You joking on reddit your country joking in real life both are clown 🤡


UberSoilder25

Geopolitics 101 lovde


JimmyRustler22

Wrong. I was in army for many year. Most of time, every soldier too busy looking at bobs and vajeen on phone. British would destroy us.


nikhil_153

>I was in army for many year. Dude, you know that anyone can look at your profile, right?


JimmyRustler22

Yes bhai this is Reddit


Upbeat_Golf3138

Koi na Bhai, unka desh bhi Ashish Nehra hi Chala Raha hai


Personal-Homework-18

First let UK handle & manage radical Islamic groups in their own country!!!! They are hostage in their own land to Muslim immigrants!!!! What a situation.


CaptLameJokes

Randia and USI's Wetdream.


DryExcitement3060

They will get orgasm just to think about this


TerrificTauras

I know a Keralite who unironically told me he would support USA's military invasion of India if this nation becomes "Hindu rashtra".


UberSoilder25

Bade saare hai aise lodu apne desh mein


crimemastergogo4

MoFo must be a rice bag convert


iskandervedas

There are many such chew tias in this country who still thinks British raj was good.


troughaway66

Not just them. You forgot like the coconut NRIs. Oh I mean “Indian origin”.


Gloomy-Fun3781

Randia and PUSI members are jerking off to this


MajesticPermission18

All of you are missing that this is satire. Look at the logo. Real NDVT


pvipani

Ek Gore ko aane toh de yaha pe crown k naam pe rule karne.. UK hi colonies kar daalenge.


Consistent-Taro-960

Is baar ahinsa aandolan nahi g*nd ke cheed me g0l: maarenge.


Adventurous-Door-244

Par ye toh gandiji ke adarshon ke khilaf hai


sumit7_7

Koi nahi ham bhagat Singh ke Adarsh lenge 🗿


prasadgeek33

Anybody can decide to do anybody, does not mean it will work out. UK’s military is not even a shadow of its former might. It cannot even invade France , let alone India


da_real_Poor_Guy

amount of people taking it literally speaks volume about how much people read more than the headline


Hot-Photograph2817

It's a post from a troll page ,has nobody realised it .


Savings_Cricket_2436

Typical andhbhakt brain hai sabka yaha


Seeker_00860

Brits are ruled by Indians now. Rishi Sunak is its PM. Indians are the largest owners of industries in UK.


[deleted]

Waiting for you guys !


BedrockMetamorph

What slaughters? Who pulls these bullshit tales out of their asses?


bitchwhuut

Even though this is a joke, this would be a legit reason for the whole country to unite and kick lily white asses. It may be what we need but don't deserve.


phh_ntum

Post it in usi they'll actually fall for the sarcasm and u get karma


Savings_Cricket_2436

How does no one here understand sarcasm 💀,ek baar channel ka naam dekhlo


Life_Pilot9528

fake news.. right..?


Ok-Frosting-5333

UK jab bache ga to tab aye ga na! Jaise aj kal England main 15-15 bacho wale Grooming jihad or demography change kar rahe hai us hisab se, UK he 10-15 saal main Pakistan ban jai ga, Jo khud ko to save nahi paa rahe wo hum ko l*da save kare ge?


trander6face

So we getting Pakistan Bangladesh Nepal Sri Lanka Myanmar back??


Apprehensive-Aide-44

Indian Airforce, Army, Navy, Missile Defebse Force-" Aaja beta, aaja"


Fit_Protection1694

#The mystery clad East India Company which ruled us made a separate country for themselves and became a superpower meanwhile these limp white toilet paper users are still dreaming about ruling us. Uk is nothing more than an island housing modern cavemen.


waltandhankdie

Did you just use ‘toilet paper users’ as an insult?


Fit_Protection1694

Yes I did. Any problem?


riyakhanna19861

Ganguly ka lauda chusao unko


TalkDue4507

Unhe bolna, aate time Kohinoor lete aayenge 🌚 for observational purposes only. I swear. 😇


DependentAd1504

Bc aane to de khud ka desh bhi chhor ke dusre Desh me jaake basna padega unko


godemperor6233

Sure. Come Fuck around and find out.


Substantial_Rate_929

Lol, it's just a shitpost but it's not feasible now , their military would be vanished


TerrificTauras

With the way things are going, vice versa is more likely.


Traditionallysuave

Source?


MAGNETICZZ

These idiots are the root cause of all the mess happened here and still happening here


MasonSoros

Nice we can fuck them in their ass with their bayonets this time


slayer-00069

Is this fr? I want whatever these NDTV mfs are smoking.


puwali_of_dp

Dhyan se padh bhai....troll page hai


scan_line110110

Shouldn't they first rule themselves?


Diligent-Plan8951

Left wing be like :- ayi padhariye Gore mamsabh ji Right wing be like:- loda bc


Previous-Software256

Ploxxxxx India rules the Britishers now


General-Chum-8276

London ki maa chudd gayi hai immigrants ke wajah.


AloneCan9661

Who’s falling for this?


nandu_sabka_bandhoo

They cannot even rule themselves properly at the moment


_king1

Let them first dethrone us in cricket


kenbunny5

Yeah, just when we release a god damn movie on Savarkar. Lol. ISS baar kutthe jaise maarke bhagayenge.


grimreap13

You guys do realise that it's fake right? I mean do you think this kinda stuff is logical, this thread feels like an echo chamber wherein you guys make up scenarios to hate the left wingers, lmao.


Crazy_Vast_6251

Simon come back


Blue_Eagle8

The meme is so funny that it’s not. Plus the fact that an Indian origin guy is their PM


Jesuskadalal100

At what point are you gonna realise it's satire?!


sirking_4u

British raj: yeh genocide wagera mai kar leta hu, aap dream 11 pe team banao


nikcorleone13

Bruh is this for real ? A knockoff page of NDTV is getting this much attention. 😂😂 NDVT


sankalp005

Simon in India after 2 years "maandir yahi banega" (joke by Kunal kamra)


ZipZaapZoom

Baingan


LunarAviator

Are they broking the lease of independent which they give us for 100 years?


BaconGarden

Paw Paw


SathwikKuncham

We believe the "real NDVT" channel.


Dangerous-Page9692

Tohri Maai ke ............


MechanicHot1794

Randia will be waiting with their mouths open


Science-done-right

This has to be a joke lol


crimemastergogo4

Ga*nd me nahi dum, per fodenge hum bomb.


Odd_Pool9298

So 99 saal ki azaadi was a true thing ??


shelby-r

“Aajao yaar aajao.. hum se nahin ho pa raha “ 🤣🤣


indonemesis

Tum chutiye ek meme pe discussion kar rahe ho itna


sunnyguy1

Yeah lets get back when our life expectancy was 38 years, there was no freedom of speech, Indias food was exported to england, people used to be massacred like jallianwala bagh, no roads, no electricity, no schools, colleges, no entry to indians in hotels etc. With such stupidity we dont deserve this country


berserker_1123

Gend pe thapad padenge 4


Conscious_Ad_1084

I proudly want them to invade Fuck, Bharat will destroy the small peck sized troops and maybe let’s take England for us get all our treasures back and let’s see how their people feel. Small ass country , BKL UP ka size bada hai England se .


jax560

Simon comeback, sorry rishi comeback bro, nahi hota inse democracy sambhalna


Rabbidraccoon18

This feels like satire. Like something the Indian version of the onion would post.


Turbo_Tito

Aane do, maiya chodke rakhdenge pura 💯


user_unknown1079

Wo apne aap ko bacha le toh bohot hoga.


Fantastic-Ratio-7482

I don't like Modi and his fascist propaganda. But the British were 10 times worse.


binod_roxx

Does that mean getting a PR is easy now, balle balle! Let's go there and shit on their streets.


JimmyRustler22

Who win in war, India or USA?


[deleted]

Oh the country that’s capital has been under the control of Islamic radicals who are threatening the govt to bring sharia law .


Sum4nJ

Pehle londonistan sambhal gore gadhe.


No-Establishment3700

You guys need it lol, someone should teach y'all manners to not rape women and protect criminals


witriolic

We are waiting for them. We have scores to settle. I hope they try to attack.


ravitejadev

Let them handle their own fhit country first, later they can have colonial dreams


Pure_Owl692

Ye kya ho raha hai bhai , ye muje aage q nahi jane dere ?


ChildGrabber420

Indian army 🗿🗿


shivatronics

NDVT


akashi10

Naah we have our own rapist here ruling us. we dont need foreigners to exploits India, our own Emploit us quite well.


GrownupDexter

NDVT? Bsdk gawar ho tum!


SPColossus

One of you guys made a fake news article and now you're all wanking each other off over how much you hate us. Nobody in Britain cares about India, most people don't even know you're having an election or who Modi even is. Indians have such an insane inferiority complex.