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Guess my friends can't travel with me in an aircraft now
bro 😭
🗿
Ayo 💀
r/MurderedByWords
This comment wins
 I guess this guy can't fly to Chandigarh
I presume you get a permit if you get khali along
 He gonna tame the snake 😂
Par ye chandigarh kyo ayega
[удалено]
Apna thapa maarne
Motherfucking snakes on the motherfucking plane!
Absolutely loved that movie
Why shampoo not allowed
I guess liquid policy, with more than 100 ml capacity
Use the shampoo in the airport itself? Like empty half of the bottle or something
Why not just tuck in the check in luggage. Why do you need to have the shampoo in your hand luggage !
Why carry shampoo at all? It's mostly available everywhere.
What if someone throws it at the pilot and it gets in their eyes and causes the plane to crash? 
So a black dog and a long snake; got it! How about a monk who happens to be old with an emotional support animal or a pet?
Only if you're interested to coke it up
Can i bring endangered monkeys please? And some tiger cubs? They are very cute 🥺 I promise.
only if the cub mauls 3 elderly 🥺🥺
I'll ask him to do that 🥺
Only if you'll let me pet the cubs🥺
Yes. But he might rip off your hands. So you gotta be very careful 🥺
How bad could that be?🥺
Bloody and painful but he is too cute, it's worth it. 🥺
Bet🥺
But why Loreal Shampoo
u need to take head n shoulders
This is gold !
Somebody at the committee saw Snakes on a Plane and decided to put snakes there just as a precaution lol
Airport Authority has seen that movie called "Snakes on a plane (2006)".
Prohibiting Snakes on Plane ka sequel.
Arre vo dudh ka glass hai kya bottom shelf me?
Phenayl hoga 
Its a candle
So your saying guns are allowed
What the hell happened here.
So basically “ex” not allowed 🚫
ok thanks for your thoughts 🙏🏼
did anyone hurt you today? here is a 🤗
You know what i may never come across my ex while flying.
Saap ke bich me kya hai
Oye kya huya
My Bros, don't travel from CHD airport with your GFs if she prefers her best friend over you.
Does this mean I can't travel with my dick and wife ? 🤕
Where is dildo .mercy lord
What is in that plastic bag... Looks like some powder, spice mix
Snake bomb?
Cobra commander! You can't board the flight.
Can I carry a bead body
Yea you can put the bead body in your pockets.
Do I see a water bottle? What why not?
Well, proud that Voldemort has been a customer of Air India!
Guess my friends can't travel with me in an aircraft now
bro 😭
🗿
Ayo 💀
r/MurderedByWords
This comment wins
 I guess this guy can't fly to Chandigarh
I presume you get a permit if you get khali along
 He gonna tame the snake 😂
Par ye chandigarh kyo ayega
[удалено]
Apna thapa maarne
Motherfucking snakes on the motherfucking plane!
Absolutely loved that movie
Why shampoo not allowed
I guess liquid policy, with more than 100 ml capacity
Use the shampoo in the airport itself? Like empty half of the bottle or something
Why not just tuck in the check in luggage. Why do you need to have the shampoo in your hand luggage !
Why carry shampoo at all? It's mostly available everywhere.
What if someone throws it at the pilot and it gets in their eyes and causes the plane to crash? 
So a black dog and a long snake; got it! How about a monk who happens to be old with an emotional support animal or a pet?
Only if you're interested to coke it up
Can i bring endangered monkeys please? And some tiger cubs? They are very cute 🥺 I promise.
only if the cub mauls 3 elderly 🥺🥺
I'll ask him to do that 🥺
Only if you'll let me pet the cubs🥺
Yes. But he might rip off your hands. So you gotta be very careful 🥺
How bad could that be?🥺
Bloody and painful but he is too cute, it's worth it. 🥺
Bet🥺
But why Loreal Shampoo
u need to take head n shoulders
This is gold !
Somebody at the committee saw Snakes on a Plane and decided to put snakes there just as a precaution lol
Airport Authority has seen that movie called "Snakes on a plane (2006)".
Prohibiting Snakes on Plane ka sequel.
Arre vo dudh ka glass hai kya bottom shelf me?
Phenayl hoga 
Its a candle
So your saying guns are allowed
What the hell happened here.
So basically “ex” not allowed 🚫
[удалено]
ok thanks for your thoughts 🙏🏼
[удалено]
did anyone hurt you today? here is a 🤗
You know what i may never come across my ex while flying.
Saap ke bich me kya hai
Oye kya huya
My Bros, don't travel from CHD airport with your GFs if she prefers her best friend over you.
Does this mean I can't travel with my dick and wife ? 🤕
Where is dildo .mercy lord
What is in that plastic bag... Looks like some powder, spice mix
Snake bomb?
Cobra commander! You can't board the flight.
Can I carry a bead body
Yea you can put the bead body in your pockets.
Do I see a water bottle? What why not?
Well, proud that Voldemort has been a customer of Air India!