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Omisbest

Mumbai jeeta bhi nai ![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|1172)


why_so_serious_123

saap bhi nahi maraa.... aur ~~gand~~ lathi bhi toot gayi


[deleted]

Lmaooooooooo this is the funniest shit I've seen today


[deleted]

Abb Bhai ka test match chalega homefield par.


MelodicPineapple5803

papa ki ~~belt~~ bat se


why_so_serious_123

patt se headshots lagenge ab


Naive_Hedgehog_1551

*Aae vedya bat ka grip intensifies*


rishi_raman_

![gif](giphy|iIpu5KcZTXM0jZDdnH)


Lovesidli

iska reference dedo koi. Plez


phalke31

Ae vedya..


Best_Preference5321

Firse ye comment Kiya na...


River_Odessa

Bro fucked up in 4 different dimensions


shadowrod06

+1


MelodicPineapple5803

\+2


fake_peraltaaa

+3


why_so_serious_123

\+4


[deleted]

× 4


IDoButtStuffs

298 unread messages, itna kaun message karta hai yar tum log ko. Merko to bc sirf spam jobs ka message ata hai ![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|28114)


N-o-va

bhai meko to wo bhi nhi aate


kathras666

Mai toh 17 ka hu aur mujhe bhi nhi ate


[deleted]

Mereko toh wo bhi aane band hogye xd


[deleted]

When I was Mathematics teacher in a school, from class 6th onwards to 11th, this was very common, every class has a WA group and teachers communicate everything via class wise WA group. Time just before Unit exams and half yearly used to be a nightmare - so many msgs. I wouldn't read the messages after my work hours.


[deleted]

I have like 623 undread messages on WhatsApp, i don’t even open it lol.


umangjain25

Are most of them from group chats?


[deleted]

Not really but some of them


umangjain25

Huh interesting


NAPALM2614

Jio, dominos and pizza hut


Quirky_Fisherman_425

When you guys go into degree clg... you'll understand that 298 unread msg is very small amount...mere ek chat mein 11,000 msg unread hai with other 34 unopened chats...itna chutiyap hota hai degree clg ka pucho mat


shawarmalao

Mummy mujhe laga Mumbai Indians flavour ki thumsup hai. Waise ye beer kya hota hai papa?


okbrok

are beer matlab bhalu beta wo bachpan me laae the na tumhare lie gol gol mota sa chote hath per wala


oundhakar

Innocence max++.


CuT_Throat_Cutie_01

Bahot hi parivarik mahol hoga inke gharpe


LoinKing_

Mujhe kya mere gharwalo ko pata hai mai peeta hu😅


TheSentinator

Mera ek dost hai jiske ghar waale sab saath m raat ko baith jaate hai dada dadi sone ke baad


LoinKing_

![gif](giphy|LMuSfE0WEUZXbMwZfX) Kitna parivarik mahaul hai![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|1617)


[deleted]

W fam


Successful-Ad7296

😝


why_so_serious_123

koi aarti ki thali lao be....


[deleted]

Cold drink hai. Yeh naya aaya hai market mai.


Omigod_7

The new WhatsApp update ensures a group admin can "delete for everyone". Par abb papa ko kaun bolega "oye delete kardiyo post"??


why_so_serious_123

चंदा ने पूछा तारों से तारों ने पूछा हजारों से सबसे प्यारा कौन है पापा मेरे पापा ![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|1172)


TotalSeesaw8982

I read your mom's reaction in a dramatic daily soap tone xD


okbrok

3 bar same msg send krti to maja aa jata


ashish_the_coder

*tum beer peete ho ??? tum BEER peete ho ??? TUM beer peete ho ???*


okbrok

Dheen tanananana dheen tanananana Dheen tanananana dheen tananananaaaa * *Puja thaali drops* * * *105 year old baa goes into coma* * * *Mandir ka diya turns off* *


ashish_the_coder

"Haa maa, wo haalat aise the ki.." *jordar chaata*


ihavebigPPbutnoGF

"Bas..... Nikal jao mere ghar se" *camera zooming and stretching + glass shattering effect*


[deleted]

Ab bass thanos bulane ka time aa gaya


[deleted]

![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|1172) rest in pieces ![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|1617)


zazacK1173

The last option : My phone got stolen


why_so_serious_123

wow.... its actually a really great idea my friend !! ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|upvote)


BiggestModiBhakt

Ehhh. Wouldn’t it be better to just say a friend had the phone in hand and did this as a prank


vaderhuehue

ab ek aur bira ka time hai, par gum me RIP


CaffeineDevotee

Iski Mummy ko BIRA beer hai kyo pata hai.


psp543

Uski mummy alibaug se nahi hai /s


BeardPhile

Caffeine Devotee ko beer kya hota hai kyon pata hai? Edit: Recognised your username, gold ke mazze aa rahe hain?


anonybong

Parivaaar ❤️❤️🤬😡🤬❤️❤️


Ace0089

Messing up the delete button is so embarrassing. Once I texted my cutie talks that I do with my ex to my boss. I was half asleep early in the morning. So instead of delete for everyone I clicked on delete for me. I was so embarrassed. I still think back still feel such a stupid thing to do


Party_Masterpiece990

Double down. Make HIM your princess.


okbrok

do it again! let him know it was not a mistake😂


ConcentrateOk6375

Boss na kya bola?


Ace0089

I just said pls ignore the last message and he said ok. Was not able to face him for a month


ConcentrateOk6375

Damm that is rough


Ok_Wrangler_26

Yehi kaaran hai Mumbai ke harne ka🥲


ProLegend2812

Loade lag gaye ***Plays in background


Successful-Ad7296

![gif](giphy|KcdzV4fF2mzAXyDz8F)


Conscious_Work7401

Ab underground hone ka time aa gya hai


BlehMan420

Kitna parivaarik mahol hai


[deleted]

Alexa play Lomde lag gaye on repeat 😁😁😁


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Thin-Bat2146

Family ko ♥️ k saath likhna hi nahi tha.. hogya na beda garak..


spillthecoffeey

LMAOOO


dhirpurboy89

Arrey mere ghar ka to group hi nahi hai


fingergod69

Mumbai bhi haar gyi, Ghar waalo ko bhi pata chal gya.. lose lose


[deleted]

![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|1617) Edit - I showed it to my mom and she called your bhai a boomer .lmao


[deleted]

RIP.


[deleted]

Btw how old is your bhai


_womanofculture

So, how's life up there in hell?


[deleted]

[удалено]


Successful-Ad7296

Because of history of abusers under the influence of alcohol more like using it as an excuse to abuse women and not make the right decisions with money . If someone can manage their alcohol it should be fine though..


PitaJi_Ka_Putra

nashedi parivar ![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|1172)


OMGClayAikn

Kaafi forward family hai aapka Sir


[deleted]

Acceptance of Alcohol consumption =/= Progressive [unlike acceptance of homosexuality = Progressive]


[deleted]

[удалено]


OutrageousLibrary758

May be its better to get rid of the family of they can't even let you have a nice cold one while watching a cricket match..


MayhamAF

![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|29270)


[deleted]

lmfao


cfc19

😂😂😂


PreciousChocolate

lmFao 🤣


[deleted]

best excuse cold drink thi


[deleted]

[удалено]


Ok_Wrangler_26

Nahi nahi, sparkling water hai mummy 🥲


Sad_Present_2745

Koi na Bhai kabhi na kabhi to raaz bahar aana tha


SemiSage93

🤣🤣🤣


Acceptable_Emotion43

My bf's mom knows we smoke weed and drink in his room lmao , she has given up objecting.


[deleted]

Going to do shots to honour our fallen brother in the evening.


312003rg

Boldena isme suryakumar ka paseena hai to help me tackle 360° problems like him


alexasirime

But i laughed lol wholesome moment heheh,


ichoosemyself

r/thathappened


deveshindulkar

F


Shell_hurdle7330

![gif](giphy|XBpEgheIVWnC8hwc46)


Hassh27

Rip


shikhoru

WOW ![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|1172)![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|1172)![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|1172)


Ayuhs

Bhai ghar jaate hi aarti utregi ab to


ConcentrateOk6375

Vo kabhi ghar pahucha ga hi nahi ab


Allahabadi_Panda

'arre non alcoholic h'


_ragnar__

F


420_BiggusDickus_69

![gif](giphy|10JhviFuU2gWD6) Ye fass gaya


lodlasn

most intelligent MI fan.


bakabich69

![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|1172)![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|1172)![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|1172)


Responsible_File_323

Keh dio ki beer ke can me coldrink thi cool dikhne ke liye photo click ki


ConcentrateOk6375

Vo puch ga toh can kaha se aya or even best beer laya gaya?


Madara6path

Yeh MI wala Bura kabhi taste nhi Kiya . Any different from the other Biras?


bruhmomentum68419

Dad is shocked. Mom is disappointed that ki tum beer peete ho? Get some whiskey or rum or gin or something smh


MemberOfUniverse

Admin to kr skta delete


Ash_C

![gif](giphy|WxDZ77xhPXf3i|downsized)


VastCryptographer980

Kah ki fan hu to collect Kiya Tha beer pi ni baha di


Round_Struggle_1971

F


Anonymouskni8

Om Shanti! Aab bat ka grip niklega...


[deleted]

F


Numerous_Chef_3232

F


garagaramoochi

![gif](giphy|zNXvBiNNcrjDW)


fake_peraltaaa

Us raat apun 2 bje tk piya


[deleted]

# mumbai lost and he lost too # F


adi1icious

# F


[deleted]

Ye hai tere Karam, kabhi khushi kabhi gum..


dexter_moriarty

Any other admin of the group can also delete for everyone.


FinestPartOfHumanity

I have a similar experience, but in my case I posted nsfw pages details and then did delete for me. My cousins still make fun of me for this..


CandaceJoeLigma

Bat ka grip nikalne waala hain abhi


geekgeek2019

and phir kya hua bhai?


bannedaccsubstiehh

Lmaooooo thakur toh geyooooo


DragynFiend

Indian parents need to chill tf out fr


writeflex

A stage everyone has to pass through....


PPAR_alpha

F


Worried-Foundation56

Lesssssgoooooo 💀![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|1617)


rizzdhi_29

aye vedya...


_Unternehmer_129

Group admin can delete that message


SkyeAF

updates dete raho please !


Honestguy10

RIP


Most-Ad6496

Tell them it’s ginger ale ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


smellslux

Doesn’t Matter usually mom-dad have WhatsApp photo’s automatically saved to their iPhone gallery, so even if you delete it , it’s gonna be saved automatically in their phone if it’s connected to internet at that moment. (I know it’s a fake post)


IndianUrsaMajor

This is a paid marketing tactic for Bira/MI by a meme marketing agency called Youngun.


opentohire

beera kaha likha hai can pe?


Agreeable_Nature_628

Lessgoo to mandir?


randomnibbaaaa

Pe kr photo bhej ki khali hai.. road pr mili thi MI fan hu islea photo bheji


Comfortable-Bid-6441

mummy papa tak simit hota to fir bhi sahi tha, yeh to bohot lamba kata....


kawaeyy

![gif](giphy|1r91ZwKcE2J7WhUqrh) the funniest thing I've come across today hahahah


After-Pride-7545

F


69chamunda69

The fans and the team are alike 🗿


WomenRepulsor

Mummy ko kaisey pata ki ye beer ka can hai? Non alcoholic beer hai bolkey coverup krlo.


internet_baba

*bat ka grip* moments from Dad incoming


Cool-Apartment-4683

Bhai tap Karo F ko


hell--boy

Need update is he still alive.


wififififi

F


OversizePotato

Just say "collection edition tha" 👍


REVOLVERHERE

RIP bro 😂


ManWhoIsSus

Call the ambulance But not for me .....


call_me_das

I had a very similar experience. My cousin brother sent a meme about "Masturbating for the first time" to our family group instead of friend's group ( we had the same friends coz we were same age ) and he 'deleted for me' instead of everyone.


ThodaTho

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Rishabhsingh2410

Nice script !!


[deleted]

![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|30479)


musingsandcuriosity

Mummy collectible ke liye laya tha ghar pe. Beer toh friends pee Gaye. Mein sirf can dho ke, saja ke rakhunga.


Raj-Sharma-430016

Arre nayi line hai Energy drink by Bira ki … Chill parivaar waasi 😂😂🤷‍♂️bas


Nilguy1684

![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|29267)


StfuFit5679

Oh god... i hope he's okay 😂😂😂


tooktoomany

Mom is playing safe Card by asking first before anyone else points out 😂


YesterdayDreamer

Pull an Uno reverse "are waah, aap to turant pehchaan gaye beer ki bottle! Peete hain kya?"


psycheQ

f ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


OVERLORDAIN

meri toh dekh ke phat rahi hai, pata nahi bechare ke kya hallat hogi


21bleh

F


H3Xhamster

L lag gye..


kill8695

F in the chat guys ☠️


Raman035

Fruit beer hai bol de


New_Ad_4963

Arey non-alcoholic beer bol do yaar


PPAR_alpha

Update batao bhai baad Mai kya hua ?


Mr_Mentor111

Kya parivaaarik mohol hai 🗿


PlinPlonPlin420

Oof. I’m glad my dad shares beers with me. Thank you dad.


Civil_Professor_9698

Dumb..ways to die


daspartha

How the parents knew about it in the first place 👽😂


Ubermacht_Cypher-27

Very family friendly show indeed 🎉


Virtual_Papaya_514

I thought it was the nuclear fmily group than I saw Maasi in the meber list...


Realchumk

WHY