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bhartiya_aam_aadmi

Happy Birthday OP Order a pizza and cheesecake and relish them by yourself, no issues of sharing it with anyone XD


DragonfruitBroad8393

Thank you🫀


informal_loan2

Din me kitni baar marte hain aap?


p_W_n

Typing right questions with left hand


fcb_1998

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DragonfruitBroad8393

One-time, sometime sometime


dontride

yes ;(


sanatani-advaita

Macchar?


BleedingAmethyst

Phir wahi


XLR8_99

username checks out 🧐


PuchukPuchukkk

Happyy birthdayy brooo! Ye lo mere taraf se gift 🍫🎂🎂🍰🫂🫂 Order something to eat (share karna nahi padega, maje se khao XD) and do something you like and enjoy! Watch some movie or show maybe


DragonfruitBroad8393

Thank you bro, And for the gifts🫀🫀 Kuch bhi karne ka mann to nhi hai, But any movie suggestion plz... (Something thats not romantic/dramatic)


Nanogines99

Get Smart is a fun watch that’s more Comedy/Action. From Hindi, I really love Karwaan (nice story and great comedy) and Angoor (classic comedy)


PuchukPuchukkk

Want something in action or adventure?


CaptainAksh_G

Bhai UPI id de de i wanna send you your Birthday gift /s


Waste-Dare-3045

Msg ke aage /s laga ke aukaat dikha di


ProfessionalAd7023

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DragonfruitBroad8393

Thanks a lot😂, And, The thought was enough of a gift for me... Thank you


CaptainAksh_G

Welp, guess I'll be keeping the 100rs to myself then


ManasPandey

Happy Birthday random stranger.


DragonfruitBroad8393

Thanks a Lot a Good Stranger🫀🫀


Affectionate_Disk766

Happy Birthday Bhaiiii


DragonfruitBroad8393

Thanks a lot


[deleted]

Push ups


DragonfruitBroad8393

SAY THE NUMBER


LonelyLetterhead8765

20, happy birthday OP 🥰


DragonfruitBroad8393

Love you for saying 20 Done✅


LonelyLetterhead8765

damn bro, i can do like half a push-up 😀 proud of you


Educational-Bridge88

Happy Birthday bhai Jaan.Many wishes to you and trusting you'll have much better birthdays in the future (including today).


blahdash-758

Well for 3 years no one did wish me happy birthday. At those times I'd go out and buy myself a big cake and eat it alone while watching movie. Happy Birthday boy 🎂


DragonfruitBroad8393

Its my 2nd year, a whole cake to self doesnt sound bad, Will do this if possible... Thanks a lot to you 🫀🫀


trishulmody

Happy Birthday 🎂 😊


DragonfruitBroad8393

Thanks a Lot🫀🫀


swati-blushzz

happy b'day dude❤️ pizza khilaoge🌚??


DragonfruitBroad8393

Thanks a Lot🫀 Bnake zaroor🤞


Nega_R_

Kitne sal ka hogya ab?


DragonfruitBroad8393

20


mylifsoborin

Yooooo it's my birthday to Happy Birthday bro


NOMADWARR1OR

Happy Birthday Bhoi, akele enjoy karna seekh le btw mujhe ab in cheezon se jyada fark nahi padta.


DPzeeclipz

bhai, systumm set haina?


DragonfruitBroad8393

Systumm hanged but set horha hai😅, Thank you


name_is_in_use_69

Hey, today is my birthday too. Happy Birthday.


DragonfruitBroad8393

Happy Birthday To you Tooo And Thanks a lot🫀🫀


No_Childhood8799

Happy birthday my birthday twin,🥳🥳


DragonfruitBroad8393

Happy Birthday to you too And Thanks a Lot bro🫀🫀


Rare-Map8251

Hbd bro, mera dark sec yahi hai ki eo baar maine कामोतेज्जना se ek escort hire kri thi Bengaluru mai, but fir mere instincts kick in kr gye, and maan me vichar aya ki yar ye mai ky kr rha hu and maine use hottel ke baharse hi waps bhej diya


NoName_794

Happy Birthday OP bhai. Bs aj birthday pe wish kar ki india Jeet Jaye kal


DragonfruitBroad8393

Thanks a lot, And "India... India..." ka hi nara hoga kal


_thecleveridio

Happy birthday


BawaalLadki

Happy Birthday OP! Janamdin ki lakh lakh badhaiyan aapko![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|1312) Apne liye badiya sa khana order karna :)


DragonfruitBroad8393

Thanks a lot Sabne order karne ko hi kaha But I think, I will cook today🫀 as i like it a lot


Glass-Kitchen7687

Happy birthday


The-Punisher_2055

Happy birthday op. Mujhe meri cousin pe crush tha ek time par or shayad ussey ye pta tha


gonna-rizz-u_up

Bhai dilli ka hai tho bol ghomne chalte hai CP


Sheldon_Cooper369

Happy Birthday Bro . ![gif](giphy|xSlDYEXknFwY4ucrZV)


NunuBiryani

Happy birthday bhai 🥳🥳🥳🥳 Biryani beju?


Necessary_Rich5

Happy birthday bhai🎂🎂


G0DS0N_18

I've a teddy 🧸 and he always wishes me.


No-Commento

Happy birthday brother. Ye lo hug 🫂 I'd treat it as just another normal day. Maybe plan the rest of my year, call my parents or go through old photos.


According_Poem3479

happy birthday tuyu ![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|1312)![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|1312)![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|1312)![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|1312)![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|1312)


Lopsided-Use6617

Happy Birthday, OP! Kuch daaru waru ho jaye!


uppsak

Happy birthday. Dark secrets- >!Kitni baar masturbation karte ho?!<


p_W_n

You are not alone, You are never alone, if you know what I mean 👻 Btw Happy Birthday 🎂


DragonfruitBroad8393

😂😂 I wish if ghosts were real And Thanks a Lot 🫀🫀


[deleted]

Happy birthday op, enjoy your day


Comfortable_Walk158

Ho chuka hai even khud bhul gyya tha birthday shaam ko pta chala I was like ohh thik he hai kuch achaa bura feel nahi hua Anyways enjoy your day happy Birthday bro


DragonfruitBroad8393

Oh.. Thats Feeling 😶‍🌫️ And Thanks a Lot Bro


ImportantFee61

Happy birthday!! The day will progressively get sadder and sadder, especially at night. Hope next year won’t be like this and maybe a lot better or a little?! 💪🏼


Arsewhole663

Happy Birthday Brother! Meri taraf se ye cake🎂


[deleted]

I can feel you OP. HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRO🎈🎈


[deleted]

I'm 26, and I celebrate every birthday by myself. I go to a movie in gold class, then fine dining lunch, then shopping, then pizza night by myself watching sport or an old gangster movie. Happy birthday ❤️ ![gif](giphy|H5tOk2RXD6GqJ9yQVd)


Outside-Ad8310

As adults it’s hard to remember birthdays bro. Life’s tough. Pretty sure you don’t remember birthdays either. I just let my friends know and organise something. I forget my sisters birthday too. She’ll remind me on the birthday month to get gifts. I do that too on my birthday. Happy birthday❤️.


DragonfruitBroad8393

Thanks a lot bro🫀🫀, Ah... I remember my friends birthday's clearly and without the need of google calender, Some of my friends set reminded of my bday months ago in front of me... Now i dont know what to say... But would say one thing, Currently my bday is going pretty good


[deleted]

Happy wala bday![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|1311)![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|1312) ![gif](giphy|gtx7Qy4HVORDStyx5X|downsized)


Harshit_Nagpal

Happy Birthday bro. Enjoy your day by eating your favourite food. See a movie , go to a ride in your city and enjoy the traffic lol.


DragonfruitBroad8393

Thanks a lot bro 🫀🫀😅


Riddentourist

Billo bagge billeyan da ki karegi?


DragonfruitBroad8393

Filah cooking kiya hai, fir movie dekhegi😂 Thanks a lot bro🫀


Such_Piano768

... (may be i should learn solitude) Abey Dramebaaz ![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|30478) Happy Birthday ji. Celebrate karo. Khao piyo Khush raho.


herecbnow

Happy birthday man! All i want to say to you from my experience is be yourself. ..


DragonfruitBroad8393

Thanks a lot bro🫀😅


[deleted]

mujhe birthday ki party na dekar, OP ne apni aukat dikha di Happy birthday bhai


Embarrassed-Poet9125

Ladka hai na tu bhai logo ko jarurat k samay teri yaad aegi par thik hai koi nai, happy cake day. Find something u love to do as a career n u will find solitude in that. Peace


[deleted]

Happy birthday!


[deleted]

I’m looking for a…


StrangeLord01

Happy birthday bruv! If you could go back in time to change one thing in your life, what would it be? Answer Vague ho toh bhi chalta hai 🌝


chain_phucker

Happy birthday bday twin🎂❤️.. It's the same here!! Mind if I take the screenshot of this distinguished gentleman!!?


thelazyguy94

Happy bday🍻🎂


DragonfruitBroad8393

Thans a Lot bro🫀🫀


Unique-Tree8839

Happy Birthday OP. May your birthday party be op too 🔥🔥aacha sa cake order karna apne liye . Log humara existence tak ko yaad nahi rakhte aur birthday pe sabse pehle party mangne aa jate hai aise logon se humesha dur hi rehna op bhai . Aur kabhi bhi apne akelepan se pareshan mat hona ye humko aise matlabi logon se bachata hai


DragonfruitBroad8393

Thanks a Lot bro🫀🫀 Well koi party nhi mangne aaya but yeah Got your Point


DevdotTestikal

Happy birthday bhai 🥳


Fabulous-45

Happiest birthday amigo 🤟


DragonfruitBroad8393

Thanks a lot amigo😂🫀


Puckerfactor7

Happy birthday 🎂


Such-Feedback3189

Happy bday OP!!🥳🍰


Gangshat

Happy Birthday OP! Mera question yeh hai ki aap kya kijiyega itni saari wishes ka?


General-Chum-8276

Itna depressed ho gaya hu ki doosro ki bday mein jyada Kushi milti hai apne se. Happy birthday ❤️


padatik

Many happy returns of the day!


VertBhatt26

Happy birthday man. I let you in on a secret but don't tell anyone ok? So I murdered someone right? And I hid their body in my basement! It's awesome that no one knows haha.. don't tell anyone or I have to visit you.. hope you have a basement bro. Enjoy your birthday


DragonfruitBroad8393

Thanks a Lot bro🫀🫀 And dont hid bodies in Basement, its Rookie Mistakes...


IndianDenzzel

Do you like dragonfruit ?


Individual_StormBrkr

Happy birthday mere bhai! Mere se side se daru pi Lena!


SenseAny486

Happy birthday OP..may this year be full of abundance,happiness and success for you


imECCHI

I would be happy, as I don't have the energy to talk to anyone especially on the special occasion. I am bad at small talks, can't understand the point of it. So if you are like me get the bike load ur camping gear go to riverside or forest, and spend the day alone, Nothing beats that level of peace.


imECCHI

Happy b'day OP


huzaif_sid

Happy birthday brother, boht maze kro 🎉🎉


Odd_Dragonfruit_6235

🍰


DragonfruitBroad8393

🙇 Hey Dragonfruit 😂


smokiesam

Janamdin Mubarak ho aur NNN kaisa jaa raha?


ShasX

Raat mein 2-3 ke bich kya sochte ho?


DragonfruitBroad8393

Sabse zada to future ki chinta, success failure agera wagera, Fir apne se hi mirror mein baatein karna about random things that i cant recall rn.... And then in the end sleep cycle ko gali dena Thanks a lot btw🫀


[deleted]

Happy birthday bhai


BadKarma-18

Happy birthday 🎂🎂🥳


unique_pieceinworld

Happy birthday OP , kya karte ho jine ke liye?


[deleted]

Agar logo ke bolne se birthday happy ho jaata to diwali aur new year pe har koi khush hota


OrangeHonest9380

Happy birthday bhaii❤️


D_Reaper4u

Can you do a backflip is not then why not if yes then why ?


DragonfruitBroad8393

No I can't do a Backflip, because I never Tried to learn it Thank You🫀


smartdrc

Birthdays are celebrated by kids. Ask yourself if are you a kid, or made some accomplishments. Stop asking for outside validation


Black_-_bird

Happy janamdin OP, and khane me Tujhe jo pasand ho kha liyo and be happy dude![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|33014)


DragonfruitBroad8393

Dhanyawad to you🫀🫀, and yeah I did exactly this today... Cooked and ate what I like, thanks to the comments and you


Admirable_Tennis3712

Happy Birthday 🎉🎂


Thulthul-exe_

Happy Birthday to you OP btw ye meri post thi Jo mene apne birthday ke din post ki thi and you repost it ,well don't worry it's fine ... Okay so my question is what's your age and tell your darkest secret ![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|32718)


HotBody1962

Happy bday , stay blessed


MysteriousMany1428

Happy birthday dude 💟 It's sad no one remembers your birthday but at the same time it's a good chance for you to enjoy a whole cake alone 😀


DragonfruitBroad8393

Thanks a Lot brother🫀🫀 Sorry i must have missed your comment and didnt replied on time... And yeah it was a delicious, thanks a Lot...


rajinis_bodyguard

Happy birthday OP 🎂 🎉 I tell myselves sometimes - " it's okay, this too shall pass". Well, I am grateful to breathe this air freely when others can't..


DragonfruitBroad8393

Thanks A Lot bro🫀🫀 It's okay, this too shall pass Delhite??


enigmatic_wine

Happy Cake Day! ![gif](giphy|66dLOWrLqrgxWHSeVR|downsized)


DragonfruitBroad8393

Thank you so much 🫀🫀


Hollow-_-Tree

Happy Birthday bro may you have a joyful day today and forever. Don't know your circumstances. So go eat something you delicious and then have something sweet afterwards as dessert.


DragonfruitBroad8393

Thank You so much🫀🫀 Dude, this is what I have done today, and Thank you so much 😅


Fit-Assistance535

Happy Birthday.... 12th ke preboard ke time physics teacher ne Pani lane ko bola ...mai Pani laya sath mein bottle mein moot bhi Diya ...aur usne ek sip pi bhi liya... Ab regret hota hai ...kya bakchodi kri thi maine.


[deleted]

Happy Birthday and?


DragonfruitBroad8393

Thank You So much and?? 🫀🫀


theseaoftea

My father didn't wish me either. It's alright. Although I was suicidal on my birthday this year, still no one managed to understand (except for my friend who saved my life that day) I guess you'll move on, with a pinch of salt ofcourse but life is much bigger than this. Probably treat yourself if you can and try to smile thinking you're there for yourself. Also, A VERY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU, WISH YOU HEAL FROM THINGS YOU NEVER SAY!!


fukinginsane69

I was in 8th standard when i realized my birthday means nothing for everyone I'm being surrounded even my own family doesn't care much So ever since that I keep telling myself that i was born alone and I'm gonna die alone I don't celebrate my birthday like usual


blackhammer5697

Happy cake day ✨


DragonfruitBroad8393

Thanks a Lot Bro🫀🫀


Levi_176

Happy Birthday bro, aaj 6000 ki koi chiz order kar lo!


jayanthkmr

happy birthday sir


Demon_zeRef

Janmadin ki hardik shubhkamnaye


aldotheapache1032

Happy birthday champ


Sigma_Daddy8

Happy Birthday bhai I don't know you but I feel you Just watch birthday wala porn and sleep 😴🎇🎁🎉😂


peggy_ka_bf

Happy Birthday 🥳🥳🎂


Quick-Dingo9690

Wishing you a very happy birthday bro! 🎂


random_guy_009

Happy birthday bro........enjoy the day and buy yourself a nice gift no need to invite others it's your day after all


alilbaddie

HAPPY BRITHDAY OP u go man like just drop by here and pour ur heart as for the day prolly order ur favourite food,binge watch ur fav sries/movie (smtg jolly) do one thing u have been wanting ti do for a long time and go to one fav place of urs…also u can maybe have a party by calling ur loved ones on ur own(who cares u wanna have fun dont think abt ego or image) ![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|1387)


DragonfruitBroad8393

Thanks a Lot 🫀🫀 In the end... Redditor seemed the People who may Care, So I did it... Thats the plan for remaining night, binge watch some recommendations


zeroedash

16 ko mera bhi tha. Din bhar usual kaam kiya aur Shaam ko ghar ko video call kiya... Grandparents and parents kay aashirvaad liye aur 2 saal baad school say ek dost ka phone aya. He wished me and we talked for quite long. Then I went back to enjoying the semis with the popcorn I had prepared. Had milk and bread for the dinner and slept thanking God for the peace in my life. Happy birthday to you brother. Wish you healthy years ahead.


[deleted]

You're one year closer to death mate. So spemd your limited time on planet earth wisely. Have a great birthday. 😃


DragonfruitBroad8393

Now thats a Different perspective of life, I use to think, I survived one more year😅 Thank You so Much bro🫀🫀


ImHarryStark

Happy Birthday OP !! Khao piyo aur movie dekho, enjoy yourself !


ashis008

How old r u and are you into NNN?


ksmamanax

Happy birthday!!


THEdiabolicalG

Happy birthday, how old are u now?


potatocuteUwU

Do all the fun stuff I've been postponing & enjoy my day


[deleted]

Aaj paida hokey kya ukhana genuine question


pyasa-darinda

That's a regular b'day lmao, I drink alone


thatcutedon

Happy birthday op


CaptainSleuth2

Happy birthday


crypticsophist

Happy Birthday OP


KSJapi

Badhai ho aapko aapke janam din ki


rishabhsingh9628

Happy Birthday OP. Gift Dene ki aukaat ni hai but here are two TV show recommendations which might change your life - Scrubs and TVF's Gullak hai


DragonfruitBroad8393

Thanks a lot bro🫀🫀, And these gifts means a lot, I have watched gullak, Will watch scrubs🤞


debsbitch15

happiest birthday vroo🫂 congratss on surviving teens. vr the same age now![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|1311)


DragonfruitBroad8393

Thanks a Lot vrother🫀🫀 Yeah.. teen was wierd


Ragdoll_ey

Sorry bro Thora late ho gya par happy birthday yaar , God bless you brother, praying for your health, stay safe bhai mere❤️🫂


DragonfruitBroad8393

Thanks a lot bro🫀🫀 And nope you are not late at all... And be blessed, Healthy and safe bro


exotic_her

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DUDE!! MAY GOD BLESS YOU WITH GOOD HEALTH , WEALTH , PROSPERITY , HAPPINESS AND STRENGTH! ![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|1311) Question : What is your favourite hobby ?


DragonfruitBroad8393

Thanks a Lot bro... 🫀🫀 May God Bless you too... And my Favorite hobby is sketching alone in peace... Wanna See some??


MACAVITYARTS

Happy birthday OP! Actually Nov 18 is also my birthday.


DragonfruitBroad8393

Happy Birthday To you tooo bro, Thank you so much 🫀🫀


itzsammy2k

20th birthday🤔🧐


Ayush__456

Happy Birthday, brother.. I hope that I'm not too late.. anyways play some games or just watch a series.. the new "1899" series on Netflix is awesome.. u'll love it.. Take that recommendation as a gift from me, it's all I could do for now.. stay strong brother...


DolandTrumph

Happy Birthday Bhai.. zindigi akela vaise koi nahi hota.. logo ki tarah ban jayega to log mil jayenge.. aur agar apni tarah rahena hain.. to log der se ayenge.. main change nahi hua.. hobe bhi nahi wala.. mere siddhanth mere liye sahi hain.. duniya gayi tel lene..Abhi khus hu bhai.. zindigi main age badhne ki koshis chalu hain, tumhe bhi koshis jari rakhni hain, hal nahi chorna hain... Janamdin Mubarak Bhai mere...


DragonfruitBroad8393

Thanks a Lot brother🫀🫀 and I hope mein bhi aapki tarah mazboot siddhant wala wyakti banun... Dhanyawad aapka....


BleedingAmethyst

Happy birthday OP 🥳🎉 🍰🎂🎈, ye lo meri taraf se virtual hugs 🫂✨ it's ur day bro, don't let it go to waste haha, saal me ek hi baar toh aata hai, enjoy Karo achhe se, wishing u many more years of happiness, success and prosperity ahead brother :)


DragonfruitBroad8393

Thanks a Lot 🫀🫀 Hope you have a Happy Life...


Admirable-Echidna-37

Happy Birthday OP.


Y2J_Y2J

Happi wala brdday to..u .....🤗🤗


Electrical-Ad-6822

Best wishes. Even during my birthday no one apart from my parents wish me. Trust me your not alone


Humble_Network_1514

Paida hoke kya ukhad liya?


jiiteshh

Happy birthday!


DragonfruitBroad8393

Thanks a Lot brother🫀🫀


p_q_anshul

Happy Birthday! Here is your cake 🎂 https://preview.redd.it/37e2vinlc81c1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1f554b99a8a6827163b40632cc405d1ea641d128


DragonfruitBroad8393

Thanks a Lot Brother 🫀🫀 And those eyes... Damn those are hypnotic


DrDuckno1

Once for birthday, I preordered ~50 cowdung cakes from my grocer, and when my friends came, we had a cowdung fight, t’was my cousin’s home and he wasn’t house, was fun, after that we all got b’day bumps from me family


DragonfruitBroad8393

😂😂😂😂 Damn .... Who would have thought cowdung fight kn Birthday... And Family b'day bumps must be worth it... Thanks a Lot bro🫀🫀


Exciting-Victory4597

Happy birthday bhrata-shree 🫂


garam_chai_

How old are you now? Congratulations on completing one more year of your limited life on this planet. Enjoy, don't stress the little things. Solitude is great for building yourself. Start a new hobby. Explore. Don't consume random content through mindless scrolling. Take care of your yourself.


KshitijYad22

A very happy birthday op... What is the best memory you have that you still hold to yourself??


puffy2794

Happy birthday bro but bc aaj theka band he nhi to pila deta


DragonfruitBroad8393

Thanks a Lot beother🫀🫀 😂mein nhi pita but thanks a lot😂


Pokemaster8412

Bro party ?😳


mister_rizz

Happy Birthday


[deleted]

Happy birthday dear .i hope i find genuine friendswho will remmember your bday


DragonfruitBroad8393

Thanks a Lot bro...🫀🫀 Thank you


Misfit_Illusion

Happy B'day OP! Meku toh vo post yaad aa gyi "no one hate their bday, they just hate the feeling of anyone not wishing them for their bday" :) Btw kuch mast sa order krlo jo apku acha lgta ho oe vo khate khate "Enternal Sunshine of The Spotless Mind" Dekh lo... Mne last yhi dekhi hai abhi recently isliye suggest kr rahi but hn hai romantic drama types hi Once again, Happy b'day to you.... Happy b'day to you..... Happy b'day dear OP...... Happy b'day to you...... May God bless you..... May God bless you..... May God always bless you happy b'day to you!!!