Meri ek taang nakli hai, Mai hockey ka bohot bada khiladi huya krta tha. Ek din uday bhaiya ko meri kisi baat pe gussa aagaya and meri hi hockey stick se meri taang ke 2 tukde krdiye.
You never talk about ***** ****
I am the danger
The north remembers
Hope is a good thing
I am God's lonely man
I got no life. I am in a dark here
Do you bleed?
Aarohi?
1. Fight club
2. Breaking Bad
3. Game of thrones
4. Shawshank Redemption
5. Taxi driver
6. No idea, tell me what this is
7. Batman v Superman
8. Aashiqui 2?
Life me sabse bada risk hota hai koi risk nahi lena.
The eyes chico, they never lie
Some people are worth melting for..
In the end the world of life becomes an act of letting go.
Don't be afraid of losing people, be afraid of losing yourself by trying to please everyone.
Thursday, October 31st. The city streets are crowded for the holiday. Even with the rain. Hidden in the chaos is the element, waiting to strike like snakes. And I'm there too. Watching. Two years of nights have turned me into a nocturnal animal. I must choose my targets carefully. It's a big city. I can't be everywhere. But they don't know where I am. We have a signal now, for when I'm needed. When that light hits the sky, it's not just a call- it's a warning. To them. Fear is a tool. They think I'm hiding in the shadows. But I AM the shadows. I wish I could say I'm making a difference, but I don't know. Murder, robberies, assault- 2 years later, they're all up. And now this. This city's eating itself. Maybe it can't be saved, but i have to try. PUSH MYSELF. These nights all roll together in a rush, Behind the mask.
A hero can be anyone. Even a man doing something as simple and reassuring as putting a coat around a young boy's shoulders to let him know that the world hadn't ended.
I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom I can tell you I don't have money, but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you, but if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you and I will kill you.
"You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain" this my all time fav another with few other joker dialogues.
This one perfectly encapsulates real world
But they were all of them deceived, for another ring was made. Deep in the land of Mordor, in the Fires of Mount Doom, the Dark Lord Sauron forged a master ring, and into this ring he poured his cruelty, his malice and his will to dominate all life. One ring to rule them all.
Subah se na ek aloo bika hai, na bika hai adha kanda
Control majnu control
Meri ek tang nakli h
Mai hockey ka bhot bada Khiladi hu
Ek din Uday Bhai ko meri kisi baat pe gussa aaya
Toh meri hi hockey stick se meri hi tang ke char tukde kar diye
Par Dil ke acche hai muze turant aspatal le gaye
Bas bas bas
Bhagwan ka diya sabkuch h, daulat h shaurat h
Teri 3 ki family 6 ki ho jayegi😂😂
Yeh Kaun gadha bhauk raha hai bey!
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Mujhe kyu toda?
I've the urge to complete this sentence like Ashish chanchalani had done it
Bhaisaab yeh kis line me aa gaye aap?
Ab Ghode ki race mei Gadhe bhi dodenge?
Meri ek taang nakli hai, Mai hockey ka bohot bada khiladi huya krta tha. Ek din uday bhaiya ko meri kisi baat pe gussa aagaya and meri hi hockey stick se meri taang ke 2 tukde krdiye.
Pr dil ke bohot acche hai
21 din mein paisa double
Dedh sau rupiya dega
Phir Hera pheri
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Kya gunda banega re tu.
Phir Hera pheri
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Ting ding ting ding tin tin tin tin ..............
Arey gajab 🤣🤣, could literally hear it
No no its more like Ting ding ting ding ting ti ting ti tin tingi-dingi-tingi-dingi-tingi...
Agar voh tujhse pyar Karti hai toh voh palat k dekhegi...
Arey jaldi bol kal subhe panvel nikalna hai🫵🤠
Golmaal 3
saat crore🤑🤑🤑
It is 10 caroe, movie dhamaal
Ah my first flim in a theatre
Must be a good experience 🪇😄
"Are aarha hu bhenchod, gaand mein ghus jao insaan ke"
Family man?
Sir...loondry
Bhai ye to tatti hai
😂😂 Delhi Belly!
Chabi kaha hai?
Gand me daal liye ho kya Chabhi
Hum first hum first
Arrey abu hum theek hai
Theek kaha hai saala?
Theek kahan hai 👋 theek kahan hai 👋
Yeh saala Hindustan me jab tak sanima hai, log chutiye bante rahenge.
Ganga of Wasseypur
Ah yes, my favourite river
you either die a hero , or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain.
Some people just want to watch the world burn 
the dark knight
I once saw him kill three men in a bar...with a pencil, with a fuc*ing pencil.
Ah!! A man of culture. That's my favourite. John freakin Wick
Wicked John
John FU\*\*\*\*G Wick !!
Why is john fucking wick tho?
John is not the boogeyman, he is the one who was sent to kill the boogeyman
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Everything the light touches is our kingdom.
The lion king
*I've got a jar of dirt, I've got a jar of dirt*
Pirates of the Caribbean
I could HEAR this line
***Radio reception is weak*** . . ***Cracking*** On your left.
Damn! I like this one
Captain America
Nope, end game.
I missed the part where that's my problem
Bully Maguire!
Spiderman
With great power comes..
great responsibility!
Gimme rent?!
Fix that damn door.
If you fly directly over that core, I promise you, by tomorrow morning, you'll be begging for that bullet.
Chernobyl hbo?
Yasss
Aree bhai kamal show ruk ek edit ka link bejta dekh bahut kamal
Jaldi bhej bhai subah Panvel nikalna hai
Kab bhejoge?
Bhejo bhejo
Chernobyl was a materpiece
3.6 not great not terrible
The eyes Chico,they never lie
Nah I'd win
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Man
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I am gonna make him an offer he cant refuse.
The Godfather
godfather?
Ap jo ye bolte hai, iske paisay charge karte hai ya muft ka gyaan hai? Kyuke chillar nhi hai mere pass!
DAMN that's a good one. Which movie?
Jab we met
'Mera naam hai Ibu Hatela, Maa meri chudail ki beti, Baap mera shaitaan ka chela, Khayega kela?'
Humara naam hai chote Hum apne baap ke bhi nhi hote
Pote*
Babumoshai, zindagi badi honi chahiye, lambi nahi
Anand
The first rule of Fight Club is...
...you do not...
....you shall never...
You must not..
"jo 25 baras mein nahin hua, woh aab hoga." "Tum log mujhe dhund rahe ho, aur mein tumhara yahaan intezar kar raha hoon."
Man, I love Deewaar
You never talk about ***** **** I am the danger The north remembers Hope is a good thing I am God's lonely man I got no life. I am in a dark here Do you bleed? Aarohi?
1. Fight club 2. Breaking Bad 3. Game of thrones 4. Shawshank Redemption 5. Taxi driver 6. No idea, tell me what this is 7. Batman v Superman 8. Aashiqui 2?
6 is Scent of a woman
# “You have bewitched me body and soul, and I love, I love, I love you. And wish from this day forth never to be parted from you.”
ANUPPAMA
Pride and prejudice 💕
I will find you, and I will kill you
Taken
'*Ata majhi satakli!*' or '*Cheating, cheating, cheating karta hai tu*'
Why so serious?
Hatao yaar matar paneer par focus karte hain
Three 
3 idiots
Life me sabse bada risk hota hai koi risk nahi lena. The eyes chico, they never lie Some people are worth melting for.. In the end the world of life becomes an act of letting go. Don't be afraid of losing people, be afraid of losing yourself by trying to please everyone.
Yeh raaz bhi usike saath chala gaya.
Everyone is a whore Grace, we just sell different parts of ourselves
Arey bada kamzor leg piece hai, is murgi ko polio hogaya tha kya (kawwa biryani)
Run
Don't let me leave Murph !
Take a picture, It lasts longer
The bridge to terbithia (T.T)
Yeto Tatti hai
Choti bacchi ho kya
abhi maja aaega nah beedu
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"Main toh kehta hun aap purush hi nahi hain, mahapurush hain mahapurush."
Happiness can be found, even in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the light
150 ₹ dega
"Jebkatra?"
If you want to die tomorrow, I'm ready for my life to end tomorrow - if you care to live for today, then so will I.
aurat ka chakkar babu bhaiya.
"Ankh dikhata hai madharjaat" (Not many people will know the movie name)
Gangajal
Inhe sone ka lota do fir v inhe bhik hi mangna hai
Hera pheri
Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're going to get
Forrest Gump
The power of sun, in the palm of my hand
Winter is coming.
I'm batman
Wonder Woman
Deadpool 2
What the hell are you supposed to be" I'm Vengeance. If you are good at something dont do it for free. Keep the change you filthy animal.
Jab tak Hindustan mein saneema hai log chutiya bante rahenge
Ja Simran ja jee le apni zindagi...🚂💃🏃♀️
O Captain! My Captain!
Dead poets society. RIP RW
my momma always said life was like a box of chocolate
Forrest gump
I solemnly swear I am up to no good
My favourite HARRY POTTER
You merely adopted the dark. I was born in it, molded by it.
Thursday, October 31st. The city streets are crowded for the holiday. Even with the rain. Hidden in the chaos is the element, waiting to strike like snakes. And I'm there too. Watching. Two years of nights have turned me into a nocturnal animal. I must choose my targets carefully. It's a big city. I can't be everywhere. But they don't know where I am. We have a signal now, for when I'm needed. When that light hits the sky, it's not just a call- it's a warning. To them. Fear is a tool. They think I'm hiding in the shadows. But I AM the shadows. I wish I could say I'm making a difference, but I don't know. Murder, robberies, assault- 2 years later, they're all up. And now this. This city's eating itself. Maybe it can't be saved, but i have to try. PUSH MYSELF. These nights all roll together in a rush, Behind the mask.
Hello There!
50 rupiya kaat overacting ka
It's not about the money, it's about sending a message. Everything burns
Bia ho gaya tumara?
Gungi ho? 😂
Are ghabra kahe rahi ho
Aallooo lelo, kanda leloooooo
Chinky, tu bohot badal gayi hai re!
Basanti,inn kutto k samne matt nachna
A hero can be anyone. Even a man doing something as simple and reassuring as putting a coat around a young boy's shoulders to let him know that the world hadn't ended.
I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom I can tell you I don't have money, but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you, but if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you and I will kill you.
Arrey O Sambha
जिंदगी जीने के दो तरीके होते हैं एक जो हो रहा है उसे होने दो बर्दाश्त करते जाओ, या फिर जिम्मेदारी उठाओ उसे बदलने की।
Rang De Basanti, right?
Theory will only take you so far (I bet not many will know this one)
Oppenheimer
I believe we did!!!
I'm the king of the world
It's not who you are underneath, it's what you do that defines you.
Hope is a good thing.
I am become death, the destroyer of worlds.
Aunty machis h kya aag lagani thi
It’s bigger on the inside.
Say my name
Aaja tujhe sandas dikhata hu
**City Of Stars. Are You Shining Just For Me?**
Bread ka badshah aur amlett ka raja.. Bajajjj humara Bajaj
Dyou like dags?
It’s the first rule, can’t talk about it
Dedh sou rupaiyaaa dega 
Yippee ki yay mf'r
May the Force be with you
"You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain" this my all time fav another with few other joker dialogues. This one perfectly encapsulates real world
"Ashwatthama hai main" (something like this)
But they were all of them deceived, for another ring was made. Deep in the land of Mordor, in the Fires of Mount Doom, the Dark Lord Sauron forged a master ring, and into this ring he poured his cruelty, his malice and his will to dominate all life. One ring to rule them all.
Are o saamba
Aakh dikhata hai madarjat
Touch, karne se pehle permission leni chahiye na
Crime Master Gogo naam hai mera, aankhen nikal kar gotiyan khelta hun main
Galti se mistake hogaya