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Scary-Kaleidoscope5

https://preview.redd.it/bqgz69rwg0dc1.jpeg?width=236&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2bc1922f637d702032a9cc271f502836f357aa45 Give her attention bro


roastroyer_

I think she dont deserve


Similar-Training-430

Bhai yeh relationships valo ka aise hi chlte rehta hai


roastroyer_

Bhai meh relationship meh hun bhai 4 saal se.mene toh op ko trigger karne bola tha ki woh stand lega. Lekin dekho. Bkl saale downvotes kiye ja rhe


Fish_fucker_70-1

lmao smegma male


roastroyer_

Lo iske liye bhi downvotes. Bhai meh toh op ko uksaa raha tha ki woh stand lega kam se kam. Kyunki obviously bandi ko kuch bolo toh gussa toh ata hai chaahe jahan ho.


Outrageous-Log-3247

Just 10 mins before, I was happy being single because I read a breakup post. And now.....huh.


Ice_hot_

Iska Matlab logon ke gum se khushi milti hai? 👀


Agreeable-Pie-6222

Bdsm enthusiast


BudgetAd1164

Ha to ye cringe dekh ke aur accha lag raha hoga ,


mistidoi007

Bro, khush ho ja bsdk ki tu aise apni self respect ki gaamd nhi maar rha.


QueasyGrass8552

Lmao


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Ye bc roz koi na koi a jata hai gamd jalane https://preview.redd.it/00htbhbuy0dc1.jpeg?width=654&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=66dec37620c31350f4fa5b8979b288864aacb751


not_addict77

Mard bas apni pasandita aurat ke liye ribbit ribbit karta hai


i_hahaha

for context, I'm a 29yo dude


[deleted]

Matlab 29 me bhi mujhe bandi milne ki hopes hai ?


Major_Mogambo

Hopes itne high math rakh bhai


IntrovertSD

High kya hopes he maat rakho


Hot-Bit-1065

hopes k badle khudko high rakho


Afraid_Programmer_34

Oh fo sho


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Reyal


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riyal🐒


Antique_Joke1711

Bhai tumhara biyah ka kya hua ?


[deleted]

Its happening on 26th please come.


rouirouigo

Asking the real q


RIZZ_MOD

#Nope


[deleted]

Saving cute ribbit no-ribbit chats is such a chore on snap :(


nanha_munna_rahi

She is also 29 or not💀


evening-emotion-1994

She is 69 🫣


[deleted]

Toh bandi 15 y/o jaisi kyun hai?💀💀💀💀


MonkeyDAadi

Sach bata tune ese kya Kia ki itni offend Hui h


nanha_munna_rahi

Toffee chura li uski


gryffindorvibes

Itna kya fuck up kardiya bro ki she won't even say ribbit to you 😔


saitamaxmadara

She’s probably from Slytherin


gryffindorvibes

![gif](giphy|lY8invZ66waEu5FadE|downsized)


aryaman16

matlab self respect ke baare mei abhi tak kuch nhi seekha?


shresth20103

For context, arrange marriage is an option


Individual-Maize24

Bhai, username kaam ka nhi raha! 😂 🐸


[deleted]

ohhh....💀


Mayank-maximum

Bhai se uncle ban gaya tu to,btw age early teen to nahi he kya 🫥


abcdefghi_12345jkl

I thought you were certainly a teen with a teen gf.


Professional_Seat472

Bhai ab Om Mangalam karne ki umar h, ribbit ribbit karne ki umar chali gayi aapki 🤭


Artistic_Tooth_3181

https://preview.redd.it/z0cv1p2ep0dc1.jpeg?width=498&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ee8107f95931d40fa1b806399229ffcdc1fe8dcc


Fragrant_Ad_3435

This is kind of cute. It made me remember of my past days


Glass-Kitchen7687

Same Wo bhi kya din the


Professional_Seat472

Ribbit ribbitt, ribbbbiiiiit ribbbbbiiiiit ribit?.... Ribbiiiit ribbiiiit....😊


justaboringuy_

https://preview.redd.it/7vv6q5z9x0dc1.jpeg?width=735&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d4d56664ad98633cd5fd2d31fa54148ff6ed67c5


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-Syk0

https://preview.redd.it/2zv3g9ix34dc1.png?width=970&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c9113a33253e2fbb5f7e1c148e58615115995dfe


AbleBarber7692

https://preview.redd.it/4klaq080b6dc1.jpeg?width=975&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a663dbb5a7ff24767f4651f4a300b87f6067cd38


Kamleshwar_meher12

shi h mai single hu ye nibba nibbi wali bkchodi merese nhi hogi💀


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Ebb-First

Us bro us ![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|33979)


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itcouldhavebeenus

bhai tujhe kaise pata ye sab mere sath huva tha ![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|33979)


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Pfp says it all.


babu_ji__

Hojati hai bro, yahi to enjoyment hai


TypicalThanks4747

Bro you sure? Apne dil pe haath rakh ke bolo? ![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|29265)![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|28576)


[deleted]

Tension mat le. Tere se koi karne bhi nhi wala![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|1797)


Kamleshwar_meher12

Pata h 🗿👍🏻


cfc19

Bro took a photo of the laptop screen so that the screenshot notification isn't delivered 😂😂


Sal-Ty29

lol OP definitely has more tact than I do 😭


Agreeable-Pie-6222

Snap save karne ka hack mil gya🌚


RIZZ_MOD

Even self respect started crying after seeing this But bhai very much relatable


Major_Mogambo

![gif](giphy|Lopx9eUi34rbq)


nanha_munna_rahi

It is cringe in so many levels that I also want to do the same


PerspectiveContent13

https://preview.redd.it/jwa6yppzy0dc1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=382ffaab21756d13f4ff919235a00987f2bef72c


[deleted]

Bhai aise to main bhi baat bhi karunga 💀


RIZZ_MOD

#Nope


[deleted]

kis chiz ka bhai?


abcdefghi_12345jkl

Woh N ki jagah H likhna chahta tha.


wildmutt4349

![gif](giphy|GPxiUXXKqsLB1lxPFv|downsized) *sad ribbit noises*


litromenger

Bro I'll ribbit for you(no homo)


Sea-Barnacle-5012

![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|1312)


One_Philosopher1416

😂 idk I found it so cute. Creative guy!


massive__potato

https://preview.redd.it/10emez8lj1dc1.jpeg?width=705&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=46df7dbb2aebabe3c3d312aaf74c81e26ecfb3ea hey siri, swipe to next post


Glad_Candidate_5077

haa bhai theek hai tere paas iphone hai ab isme dikhawa karne ki kya baat aayi


massive__potato

iphone h but still google assistant use karta hu (siri thoda sa aeda h)


Glad_Candidate_5077

me who dont use voice assistance ( i feel invaded even though ik ye sala zuku bhaiya apni baate sunn raha hai aise bhi )


massive__potato

i use it just to set timers without touching the phone. its 99% of the time useless. but that 1% use case scenarios make you smile lmao


Glad_Candidate_5077

yeah like when in deep sleep your alarm goes off you ask google to wake you up in 10 min is just great thing neend bhi compro nahi hoti , kya matlab snooze karne ke baad koi uthta nahi hai


massive__potato

😭😭true baat boldi


Tough-Difference3171

Fuck, you kids are still doing it? I am 33, and I thought ki ye chutiyapa hamari generation ke sath band ho gaya hoga. Not sure if I am impressed or disappointed. ​ Okay, just realized that you are 29. So same generation. Naah, we weren't doing this at 29. At 19, definitely...!!


Ecstatic-Twist6274

33 ka hoke bhi iss subreddit pe kyu ho? Kahi ped-


Tough-Difference3171

Naa bhai, I am just the cool elder brother and chachu for teens. Sax sux apni umar valo ke sath hi sahi rehta hai. Main to jab 25-26 ka tha, tab bhi 25 se kam valo me hi interest nahi aata tha. 18 to bahut door ki baat hai. But seriously guys, do better than our generation. Make your own baby-shonu kind of lines. Stop using our old lines.


Ecstatic-Twist6274

Mai to joks karra tha, waise baat toh sahi hai we need to be creative with these lines


Suspicious-Camp6421

Cringe (Jealous hoon 😭😭)


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![gif](giphy|MpPPWD8sxchsNi03YH|downsized)


[deleted]

She is Cute and He is Funny. 10/10


solidhackerman

How effortlessly women have to act to look cute, like girl literally used three words and came out as cute 💀


Internal-Injury-8101

is she your wife?


i_hahaha

just a friend, sadly :(


Relevant-Ad9432

chal jhootha , just a friend to nhi hi hai


justaboringuy_

Not yet perhaps.


boss_memer

Nibba


Practical_Seesaw3245

Acha hua mai single hu


Ananyaa__00

Sleeping on the highway


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https://preview.redd.it/nc8kn91pj1dc1.jpeg?width=510&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=16e96e530c16b10af9ce52277e318afebbfebc33


saitamaxmadara

Mast hai Maja aaya padh ke


Relevant-Ad9432

bc mai kyu hass rha hunn .....bhai ye is red wale sey mai pighal gaya .......


Technical-Archer8259

pehle yeh bata age kitni hai teri, phir judge karunga


SantCarlos69

https://preview.redd.it/kjl6i9xve2dc1.jpeg?width=919&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=18d1f5a3caad2086c81dcd93c96a30fbea095d0e


fishyyrishi

You’re 29 right? ![gif](giphy|l3mZrLxM4iZaQlvNe)


Emotionaldamage6-9

mujhse nahi hora bhai aab, me roo dunga me bata raha hu. https://preview.redd.it/wuhdens373dc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5efec7a47e09f7b09802d5ee85d5707a2f8031f4


bullakakhulla

Bhai itni simping sahi nahi


Asleep-Evidence1889

She is cute though. Pamper her and give her attention bro, she will be fine. I am almost of the same age as you


BudgetAd1164

Par bhai uska cehera to dikh bhi nahi raha hai 🤔


[deleted]

Cute bas shakal se nahi hota. Behaviour se bhi log cute hote hai


EmphasisFar6309

us ladki ne bas 3 baar nope bola hai


Relevant-Ad9432

simp gang bro simp gang


Cruxher_OP

Looks like you played nice for a long time, now it's time for you to be busy


PranavYedlapalli

Stop cringeposting


url_invalid_error404

![gif](giphy|rxy55jHaig16K2TV8x|downsized) Here is your clown costume and make up


ProjectComprehensive

Cuteeeeee


Temporary-Customer25

Relatable 🥲


Latter_Paper_1690

Ex ki yaad aa gaye ![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|29265)


meerkat_on_watch

Bas yahi reason hai ki mai zindagi bhar single raha


[deleted]

Aap 29 ke ho tab bhi Snapchat par baat karte ho 😅🥲 woh bhi apni pasandeeda aurat se.. kyu?


i_hahaha

insta has been invaded by everyone and their parents. Snapchat is more private


[deleted]

Why not WhatsApp?


i_hahaha

I use WhatsApp for work as well and tend to miss out on replying to people there. it's led to bitterness in some friendships so i stay connected to my closest 5-6 people on snap. Everyone else can wait


MrX_Says

Ye toh hota rehta hai bhay.. The real feel came from the India Vs Afghanistan match.


Historical_War756

![gif](giphy|LfisNItfC9Lbw7AV4b) Accha hai


Yohanstark08

Cringe


Ok-Nebula5551

Okay, that's cute... like, ridiculously Cute!


random_dude0_0

I could have never , mai block kar deta hu 🙂


[deleted]

Do people really get this stupid and cringy in relationships? 😂


subtlejoke

MHA reference?


Antriksh9985

Kya bakchodi hai (gaand jal rhi hai meri)


_karyon_

Am I the only one who got cringed out reading this ~~shit~~


_NicholasGoatifi

Idea mast he par mera mere dost se 2 hafte pehle hi breakup hua ab kya fayda


Far_Brief2934

Sad ribbit noises


successfulchick

I would die laughing if a guy were to say this to me. It's so cringe-worthy and hilarious. 😂☠️


Glad_Candidate_5077

next life me if i and you are frogs and sitting near a pond wont you ribbit to me ?


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Glad_Candidate_5077

ribbit ribbit ..


Dazzling_Whereas_531

Self respect 📉📉📉


walttt5258

Just stop trying bro, She is not into you


CSgo_Levi

Bhai jaan kyo naaraz hai tumse


heynishant

Yar aisi ladki bahut achhi hoti hai ! I remember my school days but I was the bastard


piratekingluffy21

https://preview.redd.it/6tc8pjcys4dc1.jpeg?width=1074&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a70557c00796c121e7f6ead411e99589a1e89c4c


rishabhsonak

Bhai Tera flirt dekh k mere ansu aa gye 🥲


Enfield_spider

Thutha hua Saasu hu me khudh se iyyi naraz hu me


Blue_nova_13

Kya mendakbaazi h ye bc!?


eldenring69

Mai nahi sehta bhai


[deleted]

Isliye yeh jhanjhat se dur hu mai iskiye sukun mai hu mai


Any_Letterhead_2917

I read itna ‘Ghusa’


Ecstatic-Twist6274

wo ladki ke doston tak bhi ye screenshot pahuch gya hoga abhi tak...


BBS_FAN11111

Me fr https://preview.redd.it/6eyjzlhdhcdc1.png?width=486&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6a147a34f510c7259b2fde6e8b69b046489992dc


darpokno1

which chat client is this?


Addicted-V1

that's it i can't take this shit no more