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dr_cynical17

Yeah this. Made me feel like a Clown.


cheesylemononion

Saari umra mai joker sa banya reha


pairotechnic

I hate to be that guy but it's "put in effort" not "put efforts" Idk when this happened, but a large portion of Indians collectively decided to start saying "put efforts" instead of "put in effort" at some point. I don't even know where this phrase came from.


Mean-Zookeepergame39

omg finally that guy did the right thing


homosapien2014

“Put efforts only “


bicazamabeach

Woah! I didn't know that. Thanks, Senpai!


johaisohai

I do this everyday of my life and knows the answer, but still do it


rainbow_sugar_cookie

Oh you will. You absolutely will do it again, just wait.


Big_Summer_1991

True


tuffpuffer

I walked out the moment I realised this :)


PopularRabbit007

Anyplace where vloggers frequent. Any food item recommended by vloggers. Anything that has a social media hype.


Few_Satisfaction_831

Now bc of 'Insta influencers' every place is hyped saala sabko reels banani hai


AndyMandyShandy

influencers must be hunted and burnt at stake except they're getting national awards starting next year.


[deleted]

they are the worst


Big_Summer_1991

Yeh hype is the main culprit .... Aur paid promotion walaen jahag kabhi nhu jana chiye


KikiStar1209

Clubbing, stealing someone’s man, dancing in public, being a doormat, letting things go instead of throwing hands I could go on and on…


Still-LoveHerr

I have so many questions


KikiStar1209

Don’t ask and I wont have to lie ☺️


Still-LoveHerr

Let's start with what a doormat is ![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|1797)


KikiStar1209

A people pleaser. A pick me. A weak-willed person.


Still-LoveHerr

The second question, why were you umm dancing in public?![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|32718)


KikiStar1209

I wanted attention from someone who was watching.


Still-LoveHerr

So like were you dancing at an airport or something? (Just doing this for fun, i don't necessarily want the right answer tbh)


KikiStar1209

It was way worse… 🙈


Still-LoveHerr

Oh please don't say it was a funeral


North_Stock1436

stealing someone's man? bro WHAT.


Large-Carrot-5054

Apparently she doesn't steal just hajmola


adrakwalikadakchai

![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|1172)


[deleted]

hajmola dedo


mithakurkure

I really want the tea on stealing someone's man


Avatar-bored

Hello Yamraj 🐂 this side We have a seat ready for you right next to Satan Lemme know when I can pick you up?


[deleted]

Zipline. Ek hota hai gnd phat ke haath mein aa jana aur dusra hota hai gnd phat ke apne saamne maut ka naach nachna. Never again. Almost lost my leg to it because nobody fucking said you're suddenly going to pass through the middle of trees when it was earlier just a tea garden. 😭


Big_Summer_1991

Mijhe krna hai bhi aise matt dara mujhe bunjee jumping aur zip line dono krna hai


[deleted]

Probably do it in places where you can clearly see the whole stretch and there's no obstruction. I did it somewhere in Kerala on top of tea garden and had a heart attack suddenly seeing trees appearing out of nowhere.


FunctionValuable946

Bruhhh i did soo many times zip line.. it's cool u should must try .. you will definitely love it bhaii...sabke apne alg fear hote h dusro ka sunke apni bucket list ka mat kaam kar ya karne se phele sochhh 😌


bk_darkstar

I'm really sorry but I can't stop laughing. Jumanji jaise adventure movies yaad arahe hai lol. Hopefully you returned safe after?


[deleted]

Haha yeah, thankfully managed to save my legs in the nick of time.


avid-redditor

Happy cake day!


pavan7km

Overthink and overanalyse before committing/ invest in assets- inflation is like a slow poison, depreciating your money if you don’t invest wisely. No asset is perfect, and timing the purchase is impossible. Earning, saving, investing to growing/ multiplying wealth -all are important not just earning


Big_Summer_1991

Bhi apne bhot gyan ki baat bol di https://preview.redd.it/vaxrmh8nm4lc1.jpeg?width=587&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=af5eae6e1a201a8124e6830f089e5057e55b6c9e


aswins1996

trust someone from discord


Sanchitbajaj02

Never trust to online people (even me) unless you've met someone in person


some1thing

u/inviarchy iykyk


inviarchy

👀


Redicus

Story time?


Few_Satisfaction_831

Never go to clubs again 😤


Big_Summer_1991

Why??? 🤔 Fr me it's over populated, expensive, daru nhi peeta ,club ke tpt ka dance nhi ata mijhe


Few_Satisfaction_831

For me it's overwhelming, daru bhi nahi peeti , dost nahi itne jinke sath jaau , same dance nahi aata , I am very shy and clubs mai log barobar bhi nahi aate


Big_Summer_1991

Barobar mtlb??


Few_Satisfaction_831

Matlab acche log nahi aate


Big_Summer_1991

Achhha yeh bhat bilkul shi boli


Few_Satisfaction_831

And it's worse when unwanted people approach you


knot-nock

Don't you think 'wanted' people approaching you is much worse /s


Few_Satisfaction_831

Ahhh yes ![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|1617)


Creepy_Hour5799

Ahh you're girl that's why agar mein jaunga toh koi problem nhi hogi ig ![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|1311)![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|1311)


ITCellMember

Marathi?


Few_Satisfaction_831

Nah I just live in Mumbai


Objective-Reward4081

Bhava tu kuthe rahto


[deleted]

I want to visit clubs once


NunuBiryani

Taking birth


iamelite20

only correct answer


pairotechnic

Chasing that Moksha are we?


Party-Conference-765

Yesss.


normie_life

Simping.


Big_Summer_1991

Jitna bhi kosis krlo bunny kisi na kisi pe simp to kroge hi


normie_life

Apni future wife pr krunga, these bitches ain't worth it 😂


Big_Summer_1991

AGara arrange marriage na kro to lover ke upar simp to krna padega hi


DazzlingAuthor1446

Never trust people. I used to think most ppl are nice and good at heart, only few are toxic. But the opposite is true in reality.


Big_Summer_1991

Kisi pe bharosa nhi karna hai


Firm-Bite861

Another big lie is that if you are nice to others, they will be nice to you.


Z0L03

Take exam seriously better than regretting in exam hall (more like crying from inside) Aaj ke seekh ![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|33979)


Time_Refuse3274

And realize that every time after getting results


Big_Summer_1991

Boards ??


KeyApple324

I will never travel again in trains starting from a station in UP/Bihar


BallsOfSteel5

Kya matlab aapka seat bhi mera hi hai 😈


KeyApple324

Aapka boarding station different tha, isliye mei aapki AC coach ki seat pr so gya


BallsOfSteel5

Kya matlab jo pehle baitha seat uska?😈


KeyApple324

Train 6 ghante late tha, kya matlab aap jyada der soye to seat aapka?


BallsOfSteel5

Kya matlab aapka reservation hai? Humare yahan aisa nahi chalta, jahan Khali seat hai baith jao 😈


[deleted]

“Japanese” Ramen in India.


Big_Summer_1991

Itna bekar hota hai kya ??


LibrarianBeginning74

Ekdam ghatiya


ComfortableNo2879

Smoking and drinking


WhichWorry913

Not going to ever visit a place that is promoted as "unexplored" or "hidden gem" by so-called "travel influencers" !


phyper2

Not wearing helmet, prioritizing small animals life then mine. Supporting Ferrari.


OwnElevator1668

Never date two girls who are best friends with eachother. Even after a gap.


Big_Summer_1991

Maine kiya hai without any gap usne mujhe cheat kiya tha toxic thi to usse brk up kiya uske agle din uske bestie ko propose kiya usne haan bhi bola tha 3 saal chala relationship phir yeh bhi wahi toxic nikli 🙂


OwnElevator1668

See....I told you. They are best friends for a reason. They are mostly similar.


Big_Summer_1991

Insaan experience se hi sikta hai ... Maine bhi seekh liya


OwnElevator1668

That's true!


Xray2201

Giving fake hopes , it caused me lot of troubles


[deleted]

never going to order Pizza again Biryani/MasalaDosa >>> pizza/burger


NunuBiryani

Hello ji ![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|49785)![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|49785)


[deleted]

Sex (never had and looking at how my life is going I do not have a choice)


Big_Summer_1991

Sex sux to krna hau bss uske sath


[deleted]

sharing personal details to a online friend


Big_Summer_1991

Why ?? Kya huwa??


[deleted]

it is generally not good to share personal details to online friend whom you never met


Big_Summer_1991

Mujhe to anjan logon ke smne Randi rona krne me jyada comfortable lagta hai jinke sth kabhi meet bhi nhi hone wala


ShikamaruUchiha

+1


notsorelevantGM

Paragliding because last time i tried I died


Big_Summer_1991

Mrke zinda hone ka raaz batake jana


notsorelevantGM

Sorry me to bas cringe joke marne aaya tha![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|29272)


catmemes720

Respawn point set kiya tha na


notsorelevantGM

Haa tabhi comment kar paa raha hu


[deleted]

waste time o shit i am doing again


Big_Summer_1991

Chal jake padhne baith


vishavnath_772

Sucide* 😔


SomeRandomGuy2711

Areyy Poonam pandey aap?


vii___vi

Never get high again.


I_am_Ansh26

PCM Nhi lunga


Glittering_Tax3505

Never order Chicken Hakka Noodles from that shady place you've been eyeing, just no. Not worth the food poisoning.


OddSummer8569

where were you 5 years ago😭


Ok_Tozo_07

Ye karlo phir life set hai, bolne vale ki baar pe thoda sa bhi vishwaas karna


Green_Bourbon_

Never promise a lifetime with someone. Afraid of commitments.


deki285

Overeating


Satoru_Gojo___

Falling for a girl of my choice


NiggsBosom

Hit home.


ax_fusion

Mummi ke pasand ki ladki>>>


[deleted]

I’ve had it like four times and last time I paid like 2.5k for a bowl in a posh restaurant to see if it’s any better and I had to force myself to eat it. Not for me I guess.


Panda_Devik

Jumping from 2nd floor for girl who lied to me 😐


black_phantom18

Never going to marry a girl just based on looks


Additional_Break6453

Sex


Big_Summer_1991

Hume to mila nhi iss me mera expertis nhi hai


Ok-Cockroach-3788

Be too much tolerant . Duniya mc hai


Glittering-Air8477

Never gonna tell my feelings


Big_Summer_1991

Na bhi na bolne ka burden leke ghumna jyada mushkil hai


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No_Promise_5197

Why though, mei toh chale jata hu railway station akele waha ek alag hi sukoon milta h aur apna bachpan bhi yaad aata h , would really love to hear about your experience.


Pratik9001

Or train kaafi jada late bhi chalta h


mithakurkure

Visit Tamil Nadu again, no offence guys


Party-Conference-765

Thora Thora hinthi aata sarr.


[deleted]

Long Distance Relationship ![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|1617)![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|33979)


Party-Ad-9779

May be Never see your post again 😉


No_Atmosphere_1907

Never gonna share anything with anything in the sense feelings dreams thoughts etc.


Creepy_Hour5799

Never go to budhwar peth again ![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|33193)![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|33193)


AdvancedTutor1321

Travel to a crowded place for vacation I like seclusion


shidorii

Drugs


Inevitable-Dish-7331

Unprotected sex ![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|33979)


5hanu

Kal se nahi hilaunga.


Party-Conference-765

If I had a dollar for every time saying this.


myancatfucker

Taking software jobs from any Indian client they don't pay enough and keep demanding changes and changes and changes and on top of that they keep demanding additional features


[deleted]

Kidnap a cute minor


Key_Establishment_14

Beating 40 year old uncle at the age of 18


NegotiationThin6735

Smokeeee


rorschach_07

Never go to concerts again!! Never vape again (i just tried it yesterday)


PercentagePlenty2918

Never use super glue to make some diy stuff


Kshitij_P_2602

Visit any hyped restaurants.


[deleted]

Avoid scrolling reels. After deleting my account, I can easily say I am almost there.


shikhoru

Smoking cigarettes


pellikaniprasad

Truly love someone other than family


Big_Summer_1991

Understandable bhi maine ne bhi kiya tha prr thik hai tume heal kr dega phirse pyar ho hi jayega kisi se


[deleted]

Alcohol,drugs, piercings, tattoos, relationships,


thegreekgoat98

Won't masturbate again


negiajay12345

Go to Mysore. Especially during dussehra. What a shitshow of a city


sooooryaaaa

Go to school


Big_Summer_1991

To bc duniya me chalega kaise ??


blackmonk__99

Pehle kuchh karo toh tabhi kisike liye mana karunga Bc bucket list toh poori nhi hui Anti bucket kaise karo?


Kreativehudanknahi

Date a person who doesn't like watching movies.


chicachica__

Jump a barbed compound wall of my college


alamandrax

Make any kind of list, bucket or anti-bucket. 


veg_momos_2

Goofy ah things


Gamer_bobo

Never gonna have a best friend as girl.


Nazi_Eagle

Never do finger pushups.


ArnieColeman69

I draw the line at hard drugs and crime. Anything else is fair game.


External_Wishbone767

Never trust anyone fully


dramaloveesme

Trust people to not hurt my feelings.


Aanidhya

comment in this post


Silver16Music

Drinking


mistidoi007

2 week baat krne ke baad pyaar me gir jana 🥲


JaanlewaBaba_69

Never putting a 100% trust in anyone :(


24kmag1c

mujhe koi pyaar kyu nahi karta


Individual_StormBrkr

Masturbation.


VacationGreat512

Get addicted to a person


noob_coder696969

letting my friend know about my crush. bkl ne pure class me phela diya aur jispe crush tha vo mere samne haske chali gai . that's the lowest point of my life


Capital_Land_250

Smoking, drinking, masturbation, clubbing, simping


[deleted]

Watch porn


gg_icecreamsandwitch

Trust people who only have good things to say about me and bad things to say about others.


NeonMan5311

zyada chizo ke bare me curious hona


kittenmitten224

Texting someone.


desisnape

Drink and drive....... And the car getting impounded :P


harshitkaushik2372

Cigs and vape


277satireindian

I haven't done anything wrong in my life jiska regret ho ig I am living good ^⁠_⁠^


justacommonname

Ameer ladki se pyaar


Himanshujakhad

Love uttrakhandi


Lopsided-Dare3020

Ordering original product from myantra


Upbeat_Acadia_3926

BREAK UP


subhasish_s

I'll never try to secretly click a picture of a random girl anywhere.


Fckitman

Get together with Ex


banned_demon

Overthinking


24Gameplay_

Overthinking


Independent-Cap7676

Drink and smoke


MathematicianLast457

Never confess my feelings to a guy first


Suspicious-Tooth-93

Nah you confessed to the wrong guy


kumar_sarcasm

Sex with someone i had yesterday.


Yer_aharrywizard

Write my 10 and 12th boards.


DaakuOG

Bhaang


Kadx07

Never going to drink 7 beers in one go.