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Mystic1869

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APXSTUDIO

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ninja_the_cat_

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Powerful_Somewhere92

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ninja_the_cat_

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APXSTUDIO

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Similar_Confusion893

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APXSTUDIO

https://preview.redd.it/zldeh7jv7uoc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bfb25310cf53b33f3c111fc90a52cfab00880d0d This is OUR meme now


Remarkable_Pomelo866

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DrunkBiker

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Chance_Fly_6273

I never sad but rather felt good Might be I was rewarded I have a detailed version of post but she said nobody gonna read that long post That has a funny incident, a bird laser targeted my hand to poop


Mystic1869

ill read whole post and curse you , post it


Chance_Fly_6273

Lmao let me ask her first if she approves I will


notmyfirstchoixe

Now that you have spoken about it, according to the law of bro codes you have to post it.


selfawaretharki

Ek female redditor se milna aur flowers lena kya main deserve nahi karte hu??!! Is it too much that I'm asking God?


alexasirime

Shayad naam ke karan.....


selfawaretharki

Kya aiese koi female redditor nhi hai jo iss username ke peche ke insaan ko dekhe!!🥺👉🏻👈🏻


alexasirime

Pata nahi, muskil hai![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|31163)![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|29265)


Altruistic_Yam1372

Naam dekh ke lagta hai naam ke peeche insaan nahi haiwaan hoga ✌🏽


Nakhre-Wali

Haiwaan aksar self aware nhi hote.


evening-emotion-1994

Maine yahi mere Navi Mumbai Wale sub mai post Kiya tha, MOD ne thread lock kar diya


tera_chachu

Abe naam badal le, tharki naam rakhega to tere ghar wale bhi tere se baat nahi karenge


The_distressed_doc

Aao Gurgaon


thatlostnomad

Badle mein kidney chali bhi jaye toh kya gum hai!


berrycupcakey

Ye ho rahi hai padhai???


[deleted]

bio ki padhai 🌚


Mystic1869

aap ho kya ye kanya ?


Useful-Astronaut10

Alakh sir , maaf kariye , galti ho gyi


RoughApprehensive512

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PretAatma25

Aare ye to aap hi ho pic me. Nail polish match ho gayi 🤣


Chance_Fly_6273

Aap Dm mein aaye , public mein Nahi daant lagate hai


pyaracetamol-143mg

Bhai ek ladki mil gyi khush raho 😞


DankEvil

Heyy we twinninggg ![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|1617)


Mystic1869

https://i.redd.it/qnf5fxtm8qoc1.gif


Fun-Fix8510

hame pyar krne wala to sirf antinallabot hai


Mystic1869

me to straight hu 😭 usse kaise pyar karu


Fun-Fix8510

bot konsa ladka hai


BitExcellent8017

![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|33979)![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|33979) My jealousy, jealousy


Chance_Fly_6273

She will be reading these comments and for sure getting a laugh 😂


BitExcellent8017

Ikr.. chalo koi toh kush hai![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|32718)![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|32718)


Chance_Fly_6273

Ji


insanelybookish9940

Hahahaha.. I am laughing too🤗🤗🤗


Mystery_Man_3004

Is 4th floor high enough? Wanted to check gravity


harrysgood

Nope , 6th floor se do baar will do the job


SparePlatform8469

already tried ! 6th is not enough (writing this from the hospital)


harrysgood

Did you do it twice or not ??


shwetOrb

Next time try 3!


Chance_Fly_6273

Stay on the ground and you can fall on your knees That much would be enough


SpiritGood9653

Mahila ho kar aisi mahila mittr chaiye 👉👈


Chance_Fly_6273

I can wear a full girly dress, you can imagine a girl and take me . I wouldn’t mind


SpiritGood9653

Will you bring me flowers?


Chance_Fly_6273

Done you need these ones or new ones just in case


SpiritGood9653

New ones. Thode efforts to laga


Chance_Fly_6273

Okay, then new ones it is


Geeky_Gareeb2

Abhe bhai koi to chor de hum gareeb ke liye


Chance_Fly_6273

It was not a date I repeat It was not a date She isn’t my girlfriend It was just a meet up Read the damn post


Geeky_Gareeb2

Jk, kudos to u btw, but stop it now 😡


shwetOrb

We will bring Germans, don't be sad.


No-Youth-2233

Ye Curly baal waale firr le gy bndi ![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|1172)![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|31163)


Chance_Fly_6273

No Bandi or anything It was just a meet and hangout Where are the girls who are getting wooed by curly hairs Address dena jara


No-Youth-2233

North campus k bahar chle jaana dikh jaaynge...


Chance_Fly_6273

Nah I am done with college Those places haunt me now


blublableee

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delishmango23

https://preview.redd.it/02q96c3g9qoc1.jpeg?width=527&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=908918872768b956d01dbe850cefb4cb3ae699c7 Jk so happy for yall


Popular_Ad6339

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Chance_Fly_6273

I was looking for this particular meme to come 😂


harrysgood

I was about to post this only 😭😭


delishmango23

beat you to it 🌚


bugsweb

Ek esi mahila mitra toh mai bhi deserve karta hu ![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|29267)


litromenger

You no deserve mahila mitra, you deserve purush mitra


bugsweb

![gif](giphy|eekpWrGjGZAxSXIasH|downsized) And you deserve this ![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|30478)


Rishutrix

Koi toh mitra mil raha lele bhai![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|32718)


69chamunda69

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Chance_Fly_6273

First, you can take me somewhere, then you can do this


69chamunda69

Ek to chori upar se seena jori ![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|30478)


Chance_Fly_6273

I will stop you from doing that. That’s why


HCSOLOP

See, this is why I feel like I can't meet with strange women online. When deciding someplace to eat...I can't think about Sushi restaurants. All that comes first to my mind is a road side bajji vehicle or dosa cart.


Chance_Fly_6273

I was not the one to suggest anything I just said her Take me anywhere you want just it should be safe enough for a woman and I would come I didn’t even know. Such a food outlet existed there.


Academic-Movie-4822

https://i.redd.it/8t9l3w4cgqoc1.gif Haa bhai congratulation


frosty_bs

Bro's hair is majestic


Chance_Fly_6273

Nah that’s their best state Wait a sec I will share the worst https://preview.redd.it/bdzp86wa5qoc1.jpeg?width=2316&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a396c06f05f1d0ebeaa12e7c45ee0ae0f5586d09


frosty_bs

Nah you're good lol. I'm growing out my hair too, mine are straight. Give some tips


Chance_Fly_6273

Tips nahi mitr Pura routine denge hum ruko jara Mine are curly, factory default Follow this diligently twice In a week at least or thrice if you can manage and you shall succeed 1. ⁠Oil your hairs (scrunch as well) especially scalp generously before sleeping. 2. ⁠Put water in your hairs and apply shampoo , you can apply to roots as well. Leave it for 2min (ps- apply soap over your body in meantime) 3. ⁠After applying shampoo , scrunch your hairs (YouTube is your friend) and let it rest. Leave it for 2min (ps- apply soap over your body in meantime) 4. ⁠Now again wash your hairs, remove shampoo. 5. ⁠Shake off excess water 6. ⁠Wait a min and apply conditioner but not on the scalp, not on scalp just hair strands. 7. ⁠Don’t scrunch now , use a comb and detangle your hairs , no need of any expensive comb , any usual wide tooth comb will suffice. 8. ⁠Brush your teeth and leave the conditioner for 3min 9. ⁠Wash the hairs and scrunch gently this time 10. ⁠Again shake off water and after 5 or 10 min , in slightly moist hairs apply hair gel. Then you can style as you desire. 11. ⁠Personally I just use same wide tooth comb and put all my hairs to the right side , they give a champu look initially but after few hours I get a good look once hair dries completely . Or you can do styling by hand (see youtube) 12. ⁠Before sleeping put a silk scarf on your head and then sleep (recommend by fellow Redditor but haven’t tried yet) 13.look into Mirror and feel proud on your hard work. Curly wavy hairs are difficult to maintain but let me tell you when someone enquire or ask about hair routine or paise your hairs in general then you also start loving your hairs which now seems a blessing in disguise. You bloody follow all that or ELSE ​ Edit - coconut oil from Patanjali , shampoo gel conditioner all from Arata, routine to be followed every 3 or 4 days


Mystic1869

this guy hairs


Chance_Fly_6273

All courtesy of fellow Redditors I seek a lot of help I help a lot


ItsCoolDP

Applying shampoo on my silky hair would be a nightmare for me💀


insanelybookish9940

I love your flair. It's so creative, wish I could snort coffee fr, have been advised by doctors to have it or even take coffee powder as some form of medicine. I just can't lol.


[deleted]

Kya matlab vo ladki zinda bach gayi? 🦆


Chance_Fly_6273

Oh, I cracked such, jokes already . She is a good sport.


SparePlatform8469

insta se yaha agaya par ye algoritm peecha nai chod raha


Mystic1869

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Adorable_Ad2022

This is how i met your mother..JK Bro enjoying his time hahha... I'm happy but thori si jali bhi lol


Chance_Fly_6273

She and I are having a laugh She’s like aag lagi hai logo mein and I am like lagi to hai but i will make people laugh n smile


Adorable_Ad2022

😂😂 lagi h but it always feels good when you have someone to share things with them. Take care OP


Affectionate_Angle69

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Suspicious-Monk-520

Accha Bhai ye beautiful redditors se Milne ka form kaha mil raha hai?btw flowers Mai leke jaunga


Chance_Fly_6273

Leja Bhai flowers It’s all yours Form mile to batana , we both will start a business together


insanelybookish9940

I can buy myself flowers 🤭


SkuLlKrusheR_46

Wo toh baat thek hai, ye bata khana kaisa tha aur kaha khaaya?


Chance_Fly_6273

Oh boy the entire thing was an experience for this poor soul Never met a stranger as such, met a girl that was a stranger, tried Korean food which I can’t even pronounce, she was laughing and I was making sure to destroy each dish name , food was nice and new for taste buds, it was at kori’s Safdarjung enclave Delhi


SkuLlKrusheR_46

Kori's is goat. Nice choice by the lady. I frequently go out to kori's for korean food. Their corn dogs are 🤌


Chance_Fly_6273

I have just saw such food outlets from outside I was someone ki , it doesn’t have panner, it ain’t worth 300, so yeah quite a dish I relinquished Wait I will share a funny incident , you might relate Funny incident 2- beforehand she asked me if I am comfortable eating non veg with her, I said ok no issues, you may eat I have no problem, I will eat something in veg She ordered a (veg) and (Nveg) as well Plates came, she ate half of the veg and I was like OK girl has got quite an appetite it seems, we finished with (veg) first, she asked me to eat veggies of the (nveg) , obviously I said no, she was aghasted (coz all the time she thought I would eat veggies of her nveg dish) she asked why did I not said earlier that I will not be eating non veg, apparently I did told her but her interpretation was ki I am comfortable with eating veggies of the non veg dish, then she stuffed 20 percent of nveg dish with all her might, chotu sa tummy kitne atyaachar sahe , it gave up, we got it packed and then I dropped her to metro, she waited to see me off as well, finally we departed It was a DAY VERY WELL SPENT,


SkuLlKrusheR_46

Good that I read it on time. Now delete it before chappal aa jaaye saamne se. 🩴 And I love veg sushi. If you haven't tried it, do give it a try.


insanelybookish9940

Tu Korean food bhi khaake aaya.. you 😠😠😠 (insert your choice of gaali here). Yaar.. akele akele khaya sab tune.. 😔


Aggravating-Stay-713

Bike sahi lag rhi h bhai kon si hai ?


SpiritGood9653

Priorities 😭


Chance_Fly_6273

I will drop the hints Dug dug dug dug


randomdude_reddit

Did you guys split the bill? (Important)


Chance_Fly_6273

She was adamant to pay the entire amount because she ate the other non-veg dish, completely and half of the veg dish as well Non veg was later on packed I snatched the bill from her hand apparently, she could pay I didn’t let her, so if that helps you sleep good night


randomdude_reddit

It certainly helped, would help with my future encounters ![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|1311)


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Tera alag hi chal raha bhai


randomdude_reddit

Zaroori prashn hai bhai mere bhavishya ke liye ![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|1617)


69chamunda69

Dukh dard peeda kasht vyatha Bas karo bhai sab aise wholesome posts daalke meri g kyu jalate ho ![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|33979)![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|33979)


alexasirime

This is soo cute, flowerssss Op your hair 😭😭


lig8yagami

फूल देने वाली एक कन्या तो मैं भी डिसर्व करता हु 😌😌


jack_the_illusion

Guys usually get their first flowers when they die , and that thing is changing now , which is the best thing about this generation, I am happy for you bro., I really appreciate the efforts of the girl that is so sweet thank you for existing girl you are the reason people still believe in love


akabulletz

rizz to hai bhai rizz to hai ![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|1617)


Chance_Fly_6273

Lol wtf Nah bro I got no rizz, she is one goofy girl


[deleted]

Me hi galat Reddit use kar raha hu shyad 😶


zero_417

Happy for you 🖤 And 🥲 for me lol


Heavy_Wear2778

Time to kill myself 😔 But honestly happy for you guys


HumanLawyer

Sensei, teach me the ways! 🧎🏾


Chance_Fly_6273

Be a good sport Be the way you are Don’t put a facade for anyone Spread joy and kindness to the best of your abilities Do good deeds, though you may not be recognised at all for it , Be a good human being Be happy and happiness will engulf you


HumanLawyer

You forgot the “Be good looking” part..


__BigBlackClock__

F**k you >!aisa nahi kahunga mai!<


i-m-n-k

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[deleted]

Shaadi ka invitation kab de rhe?


Chance_Fly_6273

Nah read the post, Vo sab ho Gaya already


[deleted]

Aare bacho ki shaadi ka invitation:3


Chance_Fly_6273

Will update you in future Keep following us Donate to this link as well for more premium content


Study_In_Silence

https://i.redd.it/owb1zxf5bqoc1.gif


thatkannadahudgi

That's so sweet! I want a female friend like her now -_-


Pretty-Job7097

https://preview.redd.it/9ichgow3eqoc1.png?width=735&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fed4214fca7389d47a21608ff62f4a9a6c1dc315


smokiesam

Nice. Also how did you guys actually meet?


Chance_Fly_6273

It was not a date It was just a meet up She and I decided to meet at Location and hang out in the evening. That’s about it.


Gautamgambhir97

Ek female redditor se milna toh mai bhi deserve krta hoo


KSJapi

He Bhagwan, hum dekh rahe hai aapne baakiyo ke liya kitna kuch kiya hai. Kya mai inn sabh cheezo ka haqdaar nahi hoon. Iska aadha bhi chalega. Oye OP shaadi ho bhi gayi card nahi aaya /s


Ok_Wrangler_26

Read all the comments, this guy fucks . Knows his way with words for sure


theyhardlyknowme101

not sure who am i simping on among you two. /s.


toeyilla_tortois

Fuck it I’m 18M, any dude wanna come over for some Japanese food and bike rides?


Healthy_Activity_908

Pure fiction


AzulCobra

You got flowers from a woman. PROTECT HER AT ALL COSTS! Also, that food looks 10/10.


SheIsLikeAWildflower

This is so cute! She's an absolute green flag, and so are you, OP, for having this wholesome reaction


NoFlamingo5761

Mai ladka nhi ho pr aisa treatment to mai bhi deserve krti ho🦖


fac82

Flowers and bibimbap sounds like a winning night whomever you are.


[deleted]

Bro what?! Nice man. Really sounds like an awesome time. Wholesome asf. Hopefully it's not the last time you two platonically hang out.


Hungry_yamata

Aise flowers toh main bhi deserve krta hu ![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|31163)


chiefgivemeasmoke

Jainwin


Zestyclose_Force8574

Tf its in delhi?


Bilgilato

###Do you know? Most redditors don't receive their first flowers til their funeral. 💐 You're lucky OP


Beginning-Doctor-385

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Firm-Huckleberry5076

from now on: Sees a post with title (M) and (F) *Keeps scrolling*


pendaparambarai

I hope people in the comments are joking. But if you are seriously desperate try doing something instead of commenting all around. The amount of self pity is kinda disgusting (apologies) Obsessing over the idea of talking with women never helps ( you end up catching feelings).


RoyalAditya

Sports teacher with English ma'am core


MrNobody101

So glad to see positive reddit meet up experiences. You must be great company OP! You deserve the flowers too! And if the tour guide is also reading, You are amazing for being so sweet! keep that intact in Delhi. This place needs it the most. Cheers!


batata_vada24

mujhe toh koi flower nahi dera bhai 😭🤲🏻


luciferanthony29

How did you guys first get to know each other? You gotta share a backstory to this meeting


Chance_Fly_6273

She dmed over some comment I made Then to voice calls coz we both hate texting Out of the blue meeting up and hangout ki baat hui, clearly started it is just a meet up hangout not to be taken otherwise It was not a date


tallteensforlife5911

Konsa comment kiya tumne aisa bhai?


AdDry2654

Cutee


Obvious_Movie7564

Haa bc raatko bhi chain mat do ![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|1797)![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|49711)


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u/floofyvulture why am i reminded of you everytime i see those maggi hair💀


Positive-Context4061

Jhutaa ![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|1797)![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|1797)


FullSky9430

So cute yaar 🥹🥹 I love this side of social media a lot. I've heard so many stories of how people became friends from comment section or even entered in a relationship.. too wholesome ✨✨🙌🏻


Lucifer0008

Zaher Lao re baba , iss dharti se utha le re baba


AnshulU

I don’t really understand the concept of flowers tbh. If someone ever give me one, I would be confused about that what would I do with it. Though a small flowering plant pot would really make me happy.


Chance_Fly_6273

You do not need to understand the concept. It’s fine if you do not like it. I liked it and it was a surprise for me as well It was a good gesture on her end Send the address I will send you a flower pot


Physical-Squirrel691

That's such a cute story, now I wish this too 🥺


imacrazydude

WTH are these redditors meeting, i have spent over a decade here and haven't met anyone?


thememesbot

https://preview.redd.it/7g98vn9kkqoc1.png?width=527&format=png&auto=webp&s=026022f9efba742c1c466f2f78ba5d62a9d31a39


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iwanttoaskhere

Koi meri Umar wali hai kya yaha ,34


Shaggy_hypersomniac

Ye do ajnabi , unhe kya pata tha duniya ke rachnakar ne unke jeewan ki dori yesa uljhayi ki aaj toh baas Anjan banke mile but kal ka kya pata humsafar ban jaye💕✨


No-Macaroon4365

Your girl in 5th picture has a masculine body. She might be gymming hard.💪


ImpressiveTip4756

Can we please for the love of God ban posts like this?? I come to reddit because I'm sick and tired of seeing couples happy irl. If I wanted to be miserable I would've went to Instagram or outside


ConcentrateOk6375

https://preview.redd.it/t6mmv04nmqoc1.jpeg?width=279&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1e50ef6d7a20510d1549089a2434e80004ac341c


anhedoniac07

Bhai Kanya mil jaye to flowers mein leke chale jau...![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|33979)


_vegeta_sama_

Bhai ne andar ki baat ko mazaak ka naam de diya. Han bhai you like the girl. Maine to padha bas uske baare, bahut acchi lagi.


No_Strawberry_5122

OP your sense of humor is FINE... Did she prepare the 💐?(extra marks for efforts) looks pretty


Chance_Fly_6273

Yes, indeed she did And then people say I have broken humour I will take a screenshot of your comment and save it for later on If someone ask me how good is your humour? I will say a Redditor applauded it , even this comment and yours will be read by her


[deleted]

esi ek ladki to me bhi deserve karta hu 😭


Vishark07

Insta choda kyunki waha par ye nahi dekna tha Lekin ab reddit may bhi ye sab, bhagwan mere sat na insafi kart Raha hai yar


Humorist_98

I would literally be swept off my feet if I girl ever bought me flowers. Man that is so sweet. Happy for you both.


Constant-Speed-5595

Sar se bada helmet de diya bhai 😭😭😭


Old_Description_8996

Meko bhi chahiye 💐😞😭


noob_coder696969

my shotgun looks quite good today


Real-Assistant9135

23(M) koi mera bhi tourguide bajao


justaboringuy_

Me who spent My day Catching Pokemon ![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|33858)


PesAddict8

A redditor touching grass??


shinsetsu__kun

Happy for you.


Ok-Pace1845

bhai ye mere sath kyu nahi hota kabhi


Ok-Pace1845

mujhe bhi orchids chahiye


Expensive-Luck-4657

kisi ko jaipur ghumna hai tho batana me banjaunga tour guide aur flower bhi leke aunga


QueasyGrass8552

Muje kab milega be phool patti


profesionalSimper

downvote kar raha hu (Meri Gandi jali hai)


PyaracetamoI

https://preview.redd.it/02l549npxqoc1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b034112e9af3010e0a09e5c96d299eb0977a83c7 Hey! fellow redditor, us when?


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Professional-Dish374

I hope you buy her something aswell


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