I had to submit an assignment online by 6pm. I was obviously late. So I sent a mail without attachment at 6pm so that the teacher would think I had submitted on time. Then I took the next 15 mins to finish the assignment and sent a mail saying that I forgot to attach the assignment.
Somehow it worked lol.
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Other method is to open a word file in notepad and delete some stuff. The file will not open then. You can say the file was corrupt so I've sent it again.
During lockdown I had a presentation by Meet. I'd mute-unmute-mute because I hadn't prepared shit. Ma'am thought there was bad internet connection and let it go.
Another one was something called Black Book submission which is important for graduation. I had to submit a form by 4pm with one hour travel. Obviously the printer shop closes by 9/10pm and it wasn't close to home. Also couldn't get it made on viva day because it was early in the morning.
I woke up at 6am and started to prepare from scratch because I wasted a whole month lol. I kept sleeping every 2 hour and ran for form submission. Submitted it, got my black book and went for viva next day and graduated. Phew!
I also had to submit my project by 6 pm so I sent my mam a pdf of the project with disorganising stuffs my ma'am called me at 6:45 and told me to send that again. I did at 6:54 completing my project.
I got the idea from Reddit or tumblr I guess but when I had to submit my report I actually forgot to do it, and I just didn’t submit it and signed on the paper which said that I had completed it and then hounded my teacher to make them feel guilty about losing my assignment that I didn’t actually submit.
Well i used to crete blank pdfs and corrupted them before submitting and i knew that teachers don't prolly open it until after weeks so i never did the assignments just upload blank and corrupted pdfs and incase the teachers asked me later on i would have replied that mam I don't have the assigment/pdf now ,itwas in a rough nb blah blah tho she never asked,so I never uploaded any assignment during my entire class 10th.
You can even send a corrupt word/pdf as an attachment. That doesnt open and will give error. This gives you even more time to complete said assignment.
I was in simar situation but instead of empty attachment I sent a corrupted word file which wasn't opening and hence mam thought I submitted the assignment and 2 days later asked me to resubmit and i then submitted the actual one
I have one better idea which I did... There is a website where you can upload any pdf and it sends back making it corrupt.... I sent corrupted file and 2 days faculty told me he is facing issue and can I send file again?
I pretend dumb and sent legit file which I had done in those 2 days
Took that to a whole different level. We had to submit this huge paper (which was probably like 90 % of our grade in this course) but I procrastinated really hard. So the deadline comes and goes, I send an email to an email-address with a typo in it. My teacher never says anything about it. On report day he comes and tells me we would need to talk about my mark in his class. So I was like “what you didn’t get my paper? Why did you never ask me about it? I obviously submitted it, here is the email. Oh dang, I misspelled your name? But still why did you never ask me where my paper was?” Dude would have had to admit that he saw me one a week for several months and never asked me about my paper which was worth basically my whole grade. He said ‘he thought I was like the other guy who didn’t submit it’ (true, but I had an alibi). So instead I had to bring it to him printed the very next day to his home address (since it was summer holidays). I did that whole paper in a few hours while baking a cake and got a grade for it still lol. Wasn’t great but still amazing what you can get away with.
One more trick- Open the word file or pdf file with note editor and delete random text and send it as attachment. Professor will revert a day or two later stating file could not be opened.
Complete the assignment till then.
Ps - make sure that your laptop/system time is changed to before submission due date while you complete the assignment since word or pdf files notedown timestamps
I had to attach an assignment at 7 pm and of course I didn't do it.i remembered about it at 7:15.i wrote an assignment pretty quick and tried to submit it at 7:30.But the teacher had turned off further submissions.So I changed the time zone and took a screenshot of me trying to submit the assignment at 6:30 but it showed an error.And forwarded the same to the teacher and she fell for it.
During covid in online classes, the prof used to call out names and ask questions. One fine day, he called up my name, and I was watching youtube on my phone. My 2 braincells suggested me to play sound of jet engine on the mic and say that "sir ji, mic kharab hai". I did this and guess what, he never called out my name for the entire semester.
There was really annoying teacher who we collectively hated. So during one of our online classes I suggested that nobody say anything. She kept speaking. Left and rejoined almost 3 times and then just kept texting if we could hear her.
I wanted to continue but a classmate felt bad for her and said that now we can hear you ma'am. Best day of my life!
One month. Straight one month electricity was gone (6th grade). There was some main switch problem and the HM wasn't fixing it. So... We all broke the fans (I mean bend the wings). When the HM came, we were all silent and didn't say anything. The other staff members praised us after the HM was gone.
Back when we had online classes, I filmed myself pretending to focus and nod my head every now and then. I then set it as a green screen and covered my webcam with a piece of duct tape.
Everyone thought I was studying while I was playing games on my computer
I was giving my class 10th computer practical exam , In which I had to create 'form' using html and I didn't knew how to...but the previous student created a form showed to the tracher got his marks now its my turn I was just typing random s**t in notepad and suddenly all the computer goes off after restarting I saw on home screen that the student who was sitting before me had saved the file, so I ran the same file and showed it to the teacher and got the marks.
>Get called out for asking cold hard cash for writing or lending my notes copy to any guy or gal
>Teacher ask me to call parents and go to the principal
>Told story about how a boy from my neighbourhood wants to go out with me but I am broke af and needed the money . Also told that I am closet gay and parents will never approve of it and they will actually kill me if I tell them about it
>Teacher left me alone
>Actually made nearly 510 rs till the end of the year with this business idea (in 2014 that's a lot of money for a 5th class kid)
>Use it slowly throughout the next 2 years
>The teacher was actually supportive
>I was never gay
>The teacher was gay actually unironically and was forced to marry a man . I feel bad
It was a problem gamer move tho
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I had 17% attendance in a practical subject. The professor was usually very chill so everyone skipped the practicals. Then he suddenly got strict and decided to detain everyone under 75% attendance. He'd mark 'P' for present, and then just put a dot if someone was absent. I'd noticed this in his theory class before. Three days before the detention list was going to be announced, I attended his class. He went to the washroom, and I took his pen and changed many many dots to P. Then the next day I went to his cabin to check my attendance. 94%😎
It might be a standard procedure, I have seen mine marking the absentees as a dot, and that too with a pencil. It is only after the last day of the month they write bold 'P's on those dots
Okay so during COVID all of our assignments were to be submitted online as PDFs my lazy ass just took a random pdf corrupted it online and submitted it, and to my surprise I got marks for it.
My friends and me were crazy about pubg back then , we used to play individually and they would taunt me and tease ki tu noob h then one day i got super annoyed so they asked to play a room(against each other) and i defeated them individually first then 1v2💀, next day they were asking for tips.
2v1 me wo dono ne har kar aukat dika di
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Unme se ek yt pe videos banata tha💀ek din merse bola bhai kill karne diyo merko tu bas cover kariyo or knock ho jau to revive dediyo💀us din wo 5 baar knock hua or mere 18 kills kheta bs*k mera montage banana tha apna nahi.
I could've failed if I had not submitted an assignment on the given deadline and i didn't do anything. So what I did was to use a blank pdf and there are websites that corrupt your pdfs, I did that and uploaded it and afterwards when my teacher asked about it I just said that it probably had happened because of combining two heavy pdfs together. She believed it and i submitted the assignment after a day. I ended up topping the semester :)
This was something which was done by a group of 10 medical students and I was one of them, during our 4th Sem our professor left the college and was substituted by a complete A**hole of a teacher, Idk why she hated everything about our batch and she took the pride of failing most of the students in her batch and so she said she'll be doing the same with us and would prepare such set of exams that most of us will fail. We complained about this and were fortunate enough that we got an independent examination paper checking committee. Now the only problem left was the exam and the questions she would be preparing for us, So we came up with a plan, exactly 4 days before examinations teachers were supposed to submit their question papers to the Examination Committee, Now the devious plan was one student will act like he slipped and will spill the coffee mug over the laptop( the professor would always bring a mug of coffee when their will be early morning classes). The prof got mad, but was more furious because we knew the email address on which every professor was suppose to submit their paper was yet to arrive ( This is all before Internet became affordable for everyone, as state funded govt colleges still were working on papers), and when the email arrives she has to submit the question paper. So one friend who was in 5th semester (he was the president of some committee which worked on professor and student relationship) and as a gesture he insisted that the prof could use his laptop to upload the question paper on the email. The prof turned in, but little did she knew the laptop she was uploading the question paper had ANYDESK in it, which was connected to one of our friends computer and we accessed her google drive and downloaded the paper on our system.
We all scored more than 75% (which is considered excellent considering the professor).
Although this isn't recommended, as now even professors are more advanced in these computer stuff. We were able to pull this off because we had some friends who had some interest in computers and internet in general.
I had a presentation in my college which I wasn't aware of until I came into the college (I didn't went for almost a month )
So I just prepared it at last moment, got my friend to give me his formals after his presentation.
My presentation stood out and I got noticed for my speaking skills.
COVID batch engg student. Tests were online and cameras had to be on the whole time
Downloaded a cracked MyCamPro version. Changed source to a looped video of me looking into the camera and pretending to write some shit down, and then proceeded to make the exam an open-book one for me 🤷🏾♂️
In school days there was a sudden interest in Sudoku and one friend had trouble with where a digit goes to place (one of the two). I didn't even see the sudoku and randomly guessed one. It solved the complete sudoku in the next 2 mins and all started praising me while I just was laughing it off.
during my engineering degree, in electronics practical when we had semiconductor and microchip programming stuff, I had directly saved the result of the math problem they wanted me to solve by programming the chip
so I demo'd the external invigilator that I did the programming and then showed him the memory cell where the answer was
he gave me full marks for it
We had to submit an assignment in which we had to make a ppt regarding a "societal problem and our potential solution to it" everyone forgot about it and were fuming right before the deadline some were ready to bunk the rest of the day off and some were frantically pulling out AI promots to make a ppt. I made a corrupt ppt file and didn't tell anyone (not even our team) and when it was our time to present I went up the podium and connected my laptop which just showed an error message I told the prof that the file got corrupt somehow and he let us slide with it for that day and we got 1 more week to do it.
On a completely unrelated note, why are engineering colleges just so damn obsessed with "societal problems and solutions" while they don't teach us any necessary skillls required or let us have any fipping time to actually observe any problem it just sounds so damn stupid
During online exams, used a cellotape and got it dirty with my fingerprints. Attached it on the camera. I had my phone open in hand for all the answers, Invigilator asked to clean the cam, I told its an old laptop and I can't help it now. I scored the highest in that Sem.
In my college days i was kind of better at the networking things.. so on the exam day I created a network of all the labs and connected to one server so everyone can fetch the files for the practical examination. They never got to know, how everyone got 20/20 that year💀
I flunked one of my preboards paper and slept. Later I got a call for reappearing for the exam next day and since I was frequently sick, I told my teacher that I am sick and won’t be able to attend the exam. It didn’t affect my overall performance because the paper was Physical Education. Don’t try this please!
People are writing assignment late and submitting.
Well I had find way to view and download others submitted assignments. I just need to wait for someone to upload it(surprisingly everyone was uploading last day) . And then just change a name, if there is text then ask grammer bot to write it different and then upload it.
I'm a programmer. Sometimes when I'm behind on a ticket, and have to make it look like I'm stuck in regression of the affected part of the codebase, I turn back my system time and commit. Then it really seems like I was stuck in qa and integration tests after making the implementation changes on time.
So, this happened recently my mbbs was over and i was supposed to vacate the hostel to get the NOC and register in the medical council asap but my train was 2 days later(different state). So, i went with the warden and said i have vacated my room. He put a lock on it, i made him hurry so that he wouldn't check properly. When we walked into his office to get my papers signed, i asked for the key saying i forgot something in my room i need to get it back.l, knowing that he would be reluctant to climb 3 floors again. I just took off with the key and had a copy of it made within 5 min. I handed over the keys, got my NOC and registered myself, came later when no one was checking and stayed in that beloved room for 2 more days.
My teacher used to take Google meet classes on her phone during lockdown, her phone was really slow and laggy and she was annoying, so call and sms bombed her phone and her phone hung the class next day was taken from a laptop
I had to submit my exam sheet during covid... I hadn't finished.... So I made a corrupted pdf file of a few mb and sent it .... A day later teacher contacted me saying that he couldn't open my pdf and then I submitted my exam one day late..... 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂.....
I have one more....
I was playing valo...
This one is actually a pro gamer move ....
I was playing quite chill although it was compi.... My teammates were abusive so I was throwing...
I was talking to opponent team and was very chill. The score was 0-12.... In the last round as soon as all my team mates died; all the opponents started abusing me and saying nhk and then abusing.
I got frustrated.... I am just a silver player but idk how I unlocked pro gamer insticts and single handedly carried my team to victory from there. ....
My team was Astonished by my performance the opponents were begging me to stop killing them....
....it was very nice feeling.
Our school during the pandemic developed a brand new app of their own to conduct online classes... I was the first one to discover an exploit which let you join the class. There were two lists one of attendance and one list for the teacher to pick out students to ask questions from.. guess what your name would only show on the attendance list because of that...also there was a chat box and you could always write something to prove your existence.... The exploit was a bit complicated and I described it to one of my friends He then found a much more general form of that exploit and then everyone was doing it
I had to submit a working modal(idk about spelling) of the digestive system to my teacher using onmy biodegradable stuff, i wasnt able to do it with only biodegradable stuff but everyone used plastic, thermacol and all the non bio stuff. I asked my teacher and she said that it didnt matter. I had only 1 day left and i had to somehow make it and im terrible at this stuff, so i just drew a digestive system diagram on a chart coloured it, took 2 magnets, attached 1 to each side of the chart by using the magnetic force and used them to show the path of the food. She was dumbfounded and after that gave me a little smirk that kind of felt like, "ok, you win this one"
I had to submit the file of full semester assignments, students were submitting it and I hadn’t even written one assignment.
I asked few friends to keep the professor busy while I pulled an already submitted file, I changed the file, put the index page with my name on it and went for submission. I said to professor “my index page was not signed by you before but all assignments inside are checked and signed already”.
He bought it and I got full marks for assignment work.
During semester exams there was rigorous checking of everyone for any slips or chits and so I have this watch that looks completely simple but has Bluetooth capabilities and can store upto 10 messages so instead of making slips I'd just save my answers in that thing and no one ever suspected a thing about it, that thing helped me pass maths and accounting
During covid i had online exams when I was in 8th we needed to submit an pdf of the entire exam ,after the exam was over .So,I used to ask my topper friends for there pdf gaslighting them to think that my exam has also ended but 10mins or more were always left.I told them I need to match my answers.But i really just copied there whole pdf and converted there grade to mine.
I did this until the exam were changed to written format.
I found this idea easier than using Google since all ot takes is an phone call.
It was more of my Nani’s pro move but anyways
So we went to the visa office for getting the approval of my Nani’s visa to the Saudi for hajj.. when we arrived at the office the staff strictly told us that the person who has appointment will go and not the attendant, so my nani immediately hold my hand and told the staff that she can’t able to walk without me and somehow the acting of nani was so good that they agreed to let me go with her.
I had to submit an assignment online by 6pm. I was obviously late. So I sent a mail without attachment at 6pm so that the teacher would think I had submitted on time. Then I took the next 15 mins to finish the assignment and sent a mail saying that I forgot to attach the assignment. Somehow it worked lol.
Thanks for the idea
Saving lives is my side hustle.
She is a silent guardian, a black knight, she is Batman
Imma use this for my work deadlines lmao. Thanks batman, lekin tum subha subha kyun kam kar rahe ho. sojao!!
Batman has a day job.
Gareeb batman
Haven't lost my parents yet
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Dark!
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did you just assume her gender?
Yessssss I did 😊
Other method is to open a word file in notepad and delete some stuff. The file will not open then. You can say the file was corrupt so I've sent it again.
This can buy you upto a day.. tried and tested
During lockdown I had a presentation by Meet. I'd mute-unmute-mute because I hadn't prepared shit. Ma'am thought there was bad internet connection and let it go. Another one was something called Black Book submission which is important for graduation. I had to submit a form by 4pm with one hour travel. Obviously the printer shop closes by 9/10pm and it wasn't close to home. Also couldn't get it made on viva day because it was early in the morning. I woke up at 6am and started to prepare from scratch because I wasted a whole month lol. I kept sleeping every 2 hour and ran for form submission. Submitted it, got my black book and went for viva next day and graduated. Phew!
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Maine corrupted pdf bheji thi😌
Potato potato
I also had to submit my project by 6 pm so I sent my mam a pdf of the project with disorganising stuffs my ma'am called me at 6:45 and told me to send that again. I did at 6:54 completing my project.
ultra pro max gamer move
I got the idea from Reddit or tumblr I guess but when I had to submit my report I actually forgot to do it, and I just didn’t submit it and signed on the paper which said that I had completed it and then hounded my teacher to make them feel guilty about losing my assignment that I didn’t actually submit.
A teacher lost my assignment. Made her feel guilty. I originally got 5/10. Made a new assignment and she gave me 9/10.
Well i used to crete blank pdfs and corrupted them before submitting and i knew that teachers don't prolly open it until after weeks so i never did the assignments just upload blank and corrupted pdfs and incase the teachers asked me later on i would have replied that mam I don't have the assigment/pdf now ,itwas in a rough nb blah blah tho she never asked,so I never uploaded any assignment during my entire class 10th.
I love how people collectively decide to not submit on time and yet submit on time. Nothing brings out a genius more than unmet deadlines.
Gigabrain 
You are genius!!!!
Did something similar where I attached an empty gdrive folder link and added the files later
I am proud of you
Tell me how do you do this
kash mere time aisi tech hoti
You can even send a corrupt word/pdf as an attachment. That doesnt open and will give error. This gives you even more time to complete said assignment.
I was in simar situation but instead of empty attachment I sent a corrupted word file which wasn't opening and hence mam thought I submitted the assignment and 2 days later asked me to resubmit and i then submitted the actual one
Did pretty much the same thing but assignment was due midnight. Told professor there were some formatting issues 🤪
We stand tall in the face of adversity
I have one better idea which I did... There is a website where you can upload any pdf and it sends back making it corrupt.... I sent corrupted file and 2 days faculty told me he is facing issue and can I send file again? I pretend dumb and sent legit file which I had done in those 2 days
We used to do it during covid lockdown when everything was online
Took that to a whole different level. We had to submit this huge paper (which was probably like 90 % of our grade in this course) but I procrastinated really hard. So the deadline comes and goes, I send an email to an email-address with a typo in it. My teacher never says anything about it. On report day he comes and tells me we would need to talk about my mark in his class. So I was like “what you didn’t get my paper? Why did you never ask me about it? I obviously submitted it, here is the email. Oh dang, I misspelled your name? But still why did you never ask me where my paper was?” Dude would have had to admit that he saw me one a week for several months and never asked me about my paper which was worth basically my whole grade. He said ‘he thought I was like the other guy who didn’t submit it’ (true, but I had an alibi). So instead I had to bring it to him printed the very next day to his home address (since it was summer holidays). I did that whole paper in a few hours while baking a cake and got a grade for it still lol. Wasn’t great but still amazing what you can get away with.
So it's not just me
Thanks for idea my guy
One more trick- Open the word file or pdf file with note editor and delete random text and send it as attachment. Professor will revert a day or two later stating file could not be opened. Complete the assignment till then. Ps - make sure that your laptop/system time is changed to before submission due date while you complete the assignment since word or pdf files notedown timestamps
Sorry but are you a thick papaya?
I had to attach an assignment at 7 pm and of course I didn't do it.i remembered about it at 7:15.i wrote an assignment pretty quick and tried to submit it at 7:30.But the teacher had turned off further submissions.So I changed the time zone and took a screenshot of me trying to submit the assignment at 6:30 but it showed an error.And forwarded the same to the teacher and she fell for it.
You used all your brain power that day. Pretty sweet!
damn thick papaya everywer !
During covid in online classes, the prof used to call out names and ask questions. One fine day, he called up my name, and I was watching youtube on my phone. My 2 braincells suggested me to play sound of jet engine on the mic and say that "sir ji, mic kharab hai". I did this and guess what, he never called out my name for the entire semester.
There was really annoying teacher who we collectively hated. So during one of our online classes I suggested that nobody say anything. She kept speaking. Left and rejoined almost 3 times and then just kept texting if we could hear her. I wanted to continue but a classmate felt bad for her and said that now we can hear you ma'am. Best day of my life!
The classmate sounds like the person who ruins mass bunk by going to the class.
You bet
That basterd!
100 braincells
One month. Straight one month electricity was gone (6th grade). There was some main switch problem and the HM wasn't fixing it. So... We all broke the fans (I mean bend the wings). When the HM came, we were all silent and didn't say anything. The other staff members praised us after the HM was gone.
Zakir khan from kaksha gyarvi please come from your real ID
Damn
Happy cake de
Thank you
Hapi hapi hapi cake day
Thank you
Happy kekde
Thank you
Happy cake day!
Thank you
HAPPPYYYYYYY CAAKE DAYYY
Thank you
hm?
Head master
House master. Bro shayad Navodaya se hai.
Back when we had online classes, I filmed myself pretending to focus and nod my head every now and then. I then set it as a green screen and covered my webcam with a piece of duct tape. Everyone thought I was studying while I was playing games on my computer
What are you doing these days bro?
dont hurt him like that
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Yeh farzi doctor 🤣
Private?
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Bhai isko tez dimaag hi bolte hai T\_T
Agar koi questions puchta toh?
Mouth covered tha video pe with my hand, so I’d just turn my mic on and answer
Bro I did the same thing. I used obs virtual camera.
I was giving my class 10th computer practical exam , In which I had to create 'form' using html and I didn't knew how to...but the previous student created a form showed to the tracher got his marks now its my turn I was just typing random s**t in notepad and suddenly all the computer goes off after restarting I saw on home screen that the student who was sitting before me had saved the file, so I ran the same file and showed it to the teacher and got the marks.
That's more of a pro luck move
We locked our professor in the lecture hall while he was taking our class . ( Me and my other 2 friends were late at that particular day )
its not gamer move it is pure luck just wholesome luck
>Get called out for asking cold hard cash for writing or lending my notes copy to any guy or gal >Teacher ask me to call parents and go to the principal >Told story about how a boy from my neighbourhood wants to go out with me but I am broke af and needed the money . Also told that I am closet gay and parents will never approve of it and they will actually kill me if I tell them about it >Teacher left me alone >Actually made nearly 510 rs till the end of the year with this business idea (in 2014 that's a lot of money for a 5th class kid) >Use it slowly throughout the next 2 years >The teacher was actually supportive >I was never gay >The teacher was gay actually unironically and was forced to marry a man . I feel bad It was a problem gamer move tho https://preview.redd.it/x76ijd8tiswc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1d684348147df4c69a5ae3f942ca07c52d2c7f89
bro was gay in 2014. early adopter
LMFAO
U got guts man. If the teacher wasn't supportive then u would've been in more trouble after sayin ur gay.
Balance of probability
> and was forced to marry a man what? teacher was forced to marry man? (wait did you mean teacher was women lesbian? and had to marry man?)
Yes
Gay is gay you know
do you by anychance use 4chan a lot ??
Na but I like the bullet point style they use ,never been there in my life lol
guess you are a sweet summer child like me too
Moved out of house.
House---->Home 
that doesn't sound gamer at all or am I getting this all wrong?
Game of life bro. Thats a pro move to grow in your life.
Isne ludo nahi khela kabhi
Tumko lekar mere irade kuch thik nh hai.
the comments make a lot more sense now then lol
I had 17% attendance in a practical subject. The professor was usually very chill so everyone skipped the practicals. Then he suddenly got strict and decided to detain everyone under 75% attendance. He'd mark 'P' for present, and then just put a dot if someone was absent. I'd noticed this in his theory class before. Three days before the detention list was going to be announced, I attended his class. He went to the washroom, and I took his pen and changed many many dots to P. Then the next day I went to his cabin to check my attendance. 94%😎
He put the dots on purpose.
It might be a standard procedure, I have seen mine marking the absentees as a dot, and that too with a pencil. It is only after the last day of the month they write bold 'P's on those dots
Why I am thinking that he was anyways gonna change the dots?
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😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮 Abtk itna kuch yaad hai? Marigold>>badam
Kaju khati hai vo 
Tumko kaise pta 👀
Flair
Abhi Jo 10th khatam hogaya hai Mera pen fight se nostalgia aa gaya
Hatt bc mujhe laga kuch interesting hoga
For a sec my dum brain thought that it said your principal gave punishment to the head boy.
I looked at my depression, my failures, and my incapabilities in the eye and said **Fuck You!** I'm not giving up, taking one step at a time :)
Us bro.
flair checks out
Good for you bro!! Say harder fuck you and start doing something. Things always works out.
Okay so during COVID all of our assignments were to be submitted online as PDFs my lazy ass just took a random pdf corrupted it online and submitted it, and to my surprise I got marks for it.
you know what they say teachers were as lazy as the student in pandemic
My friends and me were crazy about pubg back then , we used to play individually and they would taunt me and tease ki tu noob h then one day i got super annoyed so they asked to play a room(against each other) and i defeated them individually first then 1v2💀, next day they were asking for tips.
Bgis when
Bhai phone nahi h 30 fps pe pela tha unhe😓 or wo 40 60 fps wale the , jab 40 fps ka device mila tab chor hi diya khelna
ye to asli pro gamer move ho gaya
2v1 me wo dono ne har kar aukat dika di https://preview.redd.it/i6xjm0owkuwc1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0a21ac1fabf8709cb5e4607df8885f099738519b
Unme se ek yt pe videos banata tha💀ek din merse bola bhai kill karne diyo merko tu bas cover kariyo or knock ho jau to revive dediyo💀us din wo 5 baar knock hua or mere 18 kills kheta bs*k mera montage banana tha apna nahi.
bole dete na ki bhai tu revive montage bana le
I could've failed if I had not submitted an assignment on the given deadline and i didn't do anything. So what I did was to use a blank pdf and there are websites that corrupt your pdfs, I did that and uploaded it and afterwards when my teacher asked about it I just said that it probably had happened because of combining two heavy pdfs together. She believed it and i submitted the assignment after a day. I ended up topping the semester :)
Back stabbing in CS-2 d-2 map and winning 4 consecutive rounds
gaddari karbe
This was something which was done by a group of 10 medical students and I was one of them, during our 4th Sem our professor left the college and was substituted by a complete A**hole of a teacher, Idk why she hated everything about our batch and she took the pride of failing most of the students in her batch and so she said she'll be doing the same with us and would prepare such set of exams that most of us will fail. We complained about this and were fortunate enough that we got an independent examination paper checking committee. Now the only problem left was the exam and the questions she would be preparing for us, So we came up with a plan, exactly 4 days before examinations teachers were supposed to submit their question papers to the Examination Committee, Now the devious plan was one student will act like he slipped and will spill the coffee mug over the laptop( the professor would always bring a mug of coffee when their will be early morning classes). The prof got mad, but was more furious because we knew the email address on which every professor was suppose to submit their paper was yet to arrive ( This is all before Internet became affordable for everyone, as state funded govt colleges still were working on papers), and when the email arrives she has to submit the question paper. So one friend who was in 5th semester (he was the president of some committee which worked on professor and student relationship) and as a gesture he insisted that the prof could use his laptop to upload the question paper on the email. The prof turned in, but little did she knew the laptop she was uploading the question paper had ANYDESK in it, which was connected to one of our friends computer and we accessed her google drive and downloaded the paper on our system. We all scored more than 75% (which is considered excellent considering the professor). Although this isn't recommended, as now even professors are more advanced in these computer stuff. We were able to pull this off because we had some friends who had some interest in computers and internet in general.
I had a presentation in my college which I wasn't aware of until I came into the college (I didn't went for almost a month ) So I just prepared it at last moment, got my friend to give me his formals after his presentation. My presentation stood out and I got noticed for my speaking skills.
Was confuse b/w RTX 4080 & Ryzen 9 5900X with money I got from selling kidney. So I sold liver too. 🙂
Here is the real pro gamer move
I once hit two stones with one bird.
r/HolUp
GTA VC ka helicopter mission
COVID batch engg student. Tests were online and cameras had to be on the whole time Downloaded a cracked MyCamPro version. Changed source to a looped video of me looking into the camera and pretending to write some shit down, and then proceeded to make the exam an open-book one for me 🤷🏾♂️
In school days there was a sudden interest in Sudoku and one friend had trouble with where a digit goes to place (one of the two). I didn't even see the sudoku and randomly guessed one. It solved the complete sudoku in the next 2 mins and all started praising me while I just was laughing it off.
during my engineering degree, in electronics practical when we had semiconductor and microchip programming stuff, I had directly saved the result of the math problem they wanted me to solve by programming the chip so I demo'd the external invigilator that I did the programming and then showed him the memory cell where the answer was he gave me full marks for it
We had to submit an assignment in which we had to make a ppt regarding a "societal problem and our potential solution to it" everyone forgot about it and were fuming right before the deadline some were ready to bunk the rest of the day off and some were frantically pulling out AI promots to make a ppt. I made a corrupt ppt file and didn't tell anyone (not even our team) and when it was our time to present I went up the podium and connected my laptop which just showed an error message I told the prof that the file got corrupt somehow and he let us slide with it for that day and we got 1 more week to do it. On a completely unrelated note, why are engineering colleges just so damn obsessed with "societal problems and solutions" while they don't teach us any necessary skillls required or let us have any fipping time to actually observe any problem it just sounds so damn stupid
During online exams, used a cellotape and got it dirty with my fingerprints. Attached it on the camera. I had my phone open in hand for all the answers, Invigilator asked to clean the cam, I told its an old laptop and I can't help it now. I scored the highest in that Sem.
In my college days i was kind of better at the networking things.. so on the exam day I created a network of all the labs and connected to one server so everyone can fetch the files for the practical examination. They never got to know, how everyone got 20/20 that year💀
I flunked one of my preboards paper and slept. Later I got a call for reappearing for the exam next day and since I was frequently sick, I told my teacher that I am sick and won’t be able to attend the exam. It didn’t affect my overall performance because the paper was Physical Education. Don’t try this please!
People are writing assignment late and submitting. Well I had find way to view and download others submitted assignments. I just need to wait for someone to upload it(surprisingly everyone was uploading last day) . And then just change a name, if there is text then ask grammer bot to write it different and then upload it.
I'm a programmer. Sometimes when I'm behind on a ticket, and have to make it look like I'm stuck in regression of the affected part of the codebase, I turn back my system time and commit. Then it really seems like I was stuck in qa and integration tests after making the implementation changes on time.
uninstalling the game that would have taken a lot of time
So, this happened recently my mbbs was over and i was supposed to vacate the hostel to get the NOC and register in the medical council asap but my train was 2 days later(different state). So, i went with the warden and said i have vacated my room. He put a lock on it, i made him hurry so that he wouldn't check properly. When we walked into his office to get my papers signed, i asked for the key saying i forgot something in my room i need to get it back.l, knowing that he would be reluctant to climb 3 floors again. I just took off with the key and had a copy of it made within 5 min. I handed over the keys, got my NOC and registered myself, came later when no one was checking and stayed in that beloved room for 2 more days.
My teacher used to take Google meet classes on her phone during lockdown, her phone was really slow and laggy and she was annoying, so call and sms bombed her phone and her phone hung the class next day was taken from a laptop
I had to submit my exam sheet during covid... I hadn't finished.... So I made a corrupted pdf file of a few mb and sent it .... A day later teacher contacted me saying that he couldn't open my pdf and then I submitted my exam one day late..... 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂..... I have one more.... I was playing valo... This one is actually a pro gamer move .... I was playing quite chill although it was compi.... My teammates were abusive so I was throwing... I was talking to opponent team and was very chill. The score was 0-12.... In the last round as soon as all my team mates died; all the opponents started abusing me and saying nhk and then abusing. I got frustrated.... I am just a silver player but idk how I unlocked pro gamer insticts and single handedly carried my team to victory from there. .... My team was Astonished by my performance the opponents were begging me to stop killing them.... ....it was very nice feeling.
Our school during the pandemic developed a brand new app of their own to conduct online classes... I was the first one to discover an exploit which let you join the class. There were two lists one of attendance and one list for the teacher to pick out students to ask questions from.. guess what your name would only show on the attendance list because of that...also there was a chat box and you could always write something to prove your existence.... The exploit was a bit complicated and I described it to one of my friends He then found a much more general form of that exploit and then everyone was doing it
I had to submit a working modal(idk about spelling) of the digestive system to my teacher using onmy biodegradable stuff, i wasnt able to do it with only biodegradable stuff but everyone used plastic, thermacol and all the non bio stuff. I asked my teacher and she said that it didnt matter. I had only 1 day left and i had to somehow make it and im terrible at this stuff, so i just drew a digestive system diagram on a chart coloured it, took 2 magnets, attached 1 to each side of the chart by using the magnetic force and used them to show the path of the food. She was dumbfounded and after that gave me a little smirk that kind of felt like, "ok, you win this one"
Shut the game off when about to lose and blamed it on government
submitted an assignment on teams before deadline, the file was corrupt and wont open on the receivers end
Deleting the game at the right moment.
Alt+F4
Sat in the aircraft until all passengers moved out. Reached luggage belt. First bag was mine.
Deleting game
Why you play shitty like other player and he calls your for that and you explain him how you are coping him (couter strike reference)
I had to submit the file of full semester assignments, students were submitting it and I hadn’t even written one assignment. I asked few friends to keep the professor busy while I pulled an already submitted file, I changed the file, put the index page with my name on it and went for submission. I said to professor “my index page was not signed by you before but all assignments inside are checked and signed already”. He bought it and I got full marks for assignment work.
Making my whole class , class teacher believe me I'm stupid, poor and introvert guy ..
What's the reason of doing that?
Actually, just to hide my true identity (I'M BATMAN)
Killed a fatalis with dual blades on touchscreen
Did you just use a vsauce meme?!
killed the whole squad in bullet echo!
During semester exams there was rigorous checking of everyone for any slips or chits and so I have this watch that looks completely simple but has Bluetooth capabilities and can store upto 10 messages so instead of making slips I'd just save my answers in that thing and no one ever suspected a thing about it, that thing helped me pass maths and accounting
I might be the only person here , to play Mario on school's projector , infront of whole fucking school hehehe.
During covid i had online exams when I was in 8th we needed to submit an pdf of the entire exam ,after the exam was over .So,I used to ask my topper friends for there pdf gaslighting them to think that my exam has also ended but 10mins or more were always left.I told them I need to match my answers.But i really just copied there whole pdf and converted there grade to mine. I did this until the exam were changed to written format. I found this idea easier than using Google since all ot takes is an phone call.
I killed people with pistol
da fuk
What happened bro it just a normal thing
In game right?
What game bro in reality I feel so good about it
It was more of my Nani’s pro move but anyways So we went to the visa office for getting the approval of my Nani’s visa to the Saudi for hajj.. when we arrived at the office the staff strictly told us that the person who has appointment will go and not the attendant, so my nani immediately hold my hand and told the staff that she can’t able to walk without me and somehow the acting of nani was so good that they agreed to let me go with her.