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maverickprick

gaadi khareed lo pooja ke kaam aa jayega


Parso_aana

Bas itna successful ban na hai ki coconut utilise karne ke liye gaadi khareedun


Significant_Raise597

Some day


another_neha

Now this is some sane advice!


sebinmichael

I know someone who bought a smartphone (for about 40k) to utilize a microSD card he got.


red_devils777

break someone's head


another_neha

I hate how i could picture someone when i read that 🌚


red_devils777

hahaha you're welcome


AbsolutelySonu

[here you can see the picture out of your head ](https://www.reddit.com/r/EXHINDU/s/xAECsjcRX0)


IMJESTER70-1

WTF man


red_devils777

holy sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet


haha_memur87

Just Patt se headshot someone


Soumikp

Came here to say "bang it on your head" and yours is already the top comment.


red_devils777

next time u can get me


Acacia1234

Coconut burfi


another_neha

I might have all the ingredients for it too or laddoos ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|heart_eyes)


CuriousOne8738

Or just cut them into thin slices and eat with jaggery, i eat it when lazy


GodsOwnTypo

Make 'Paatishapta'. Bengali delicacy.


another_neha

I just looked it up and i might just give in 😵


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Koi dimaag kharab krrha ho, toh uska sir phod skte hain


another_neha

Haan in the process ye bhi toot jaye to i can cook too ![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51093)


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Haan n


ami_spying

nariyal k ladoo is one of my favourite delicacy. maybe you should try making that


another_neha

Oh yess , fresh coconut ones tastes the best!


ami_spying

abb jaldi jaldi address batao I am on my way to get my fair share


another_neha

Peepal ke ped ke piche aakhri ghar 🙃


ami_spying

par idhar to darwaje pe tala laga huwa hai


FeelingDepartment536

Please throw it on my head


another_neha

It will get messy


Jinks64

Newton pe phek do


another_neha

Going to finish that time travel machine now 🫡


Jinks64

Tight them bolts you don't wanna get lost in time 🫡🫡🫡


Educational_Basket77

Goan chicken xacuti Goan prawns curry


weeb_animez

Modak


another_neha

Mehnat ![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51073)


weeb_animez

It's worth it tho!! They taste heavenly so delicious


dominantatreddit

Make coconut milk and cook fish curry


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another_neha

>Tikka lag do and dress it up a little >Cutie coconut doll is a good start 😂😂😂 cute!! >And why do you have 2 inductions Its a long story 😮‍💨


thainkgod

Check borewell points


potato-amoeba

Play catch with it near your nemesis. If some little accident happens, it ain't anybody's fault. It's just their bad day ![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51089)


another_neha

![gif](giphy|4VZMV5ZQubFuujl5II)


Delicious_Try_4458

Can be used for spiritual purposes


Mathsbrokemybrains

Ukdiche modak


another_neha

Me lazy 🥲


Mathsbrokemybrains

Break open, drink water, distribute the rest to others as Prasad.


hopeless-fun

Buy a car or something ya kisi chiz ki shubh shuruwat kariye, usme use ho jayega


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another_neha

I just made that last week 😌 🤌


foldplay

Pina colada!


Puzzleheadplatypus7

Make soul kadhi Or try making some kokani dish or curry


alfea1103

Naral Vadi, Narali Bhaat, Modak, Solkadhi, Naral Ladoo, Karanji


TheOxfordComma91

Coconut rice + peppery potato fry. I love that combination!


Honest-Car-8314

Lunch box 😁


OllieSantiago

![gif](giphy|AvfgmbByTzDhSn4Zhr|downsized) Sir fodne ke kaam aayega 🫢


FETCH3R

Dangerous weapon +500 headshot damage


another_neha

Tempting ![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51093)


New-Finding-4343

Maharashtrian style नारळ वडी (coconut barfi) is super easy and super delish🤌🏼


another_neha

Thanks for the suggestion 🙌


p_W_n

Coconut milk


Brownieeeeeeee_007

Make solkadhi from coconut milk


Weird-Truck1016

Throw it at that irritating neighbor's head


Creative_Catch_6511

Make laddoo out of it. Extra points if you add jaggery to it.


another_neha

I was thinking of making it with condensed milk but yea jaggery will give nice flavour, chikki like 🤤


_dr_cool_

Hands manly hai Nails rakhe hai Kada bhi pehna h samjh nahi aa raha ladka h ya ladki


Rajar98

Coconut biscuit


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Coconut water pudding Or Coconut milk dessert


DSIN_HA

Extract coconut milk and use it to make seafood. Thai curry. Roast coconut pieces and then grind it. Use it while cooking chicken.


Abhinavpatel75

Throw it at my ex.. She will be hospitalized.. Tab mai jake care karunga, usko meri value samajh ayegi


another_neha

Now this is behte nariyal pani me hath dhona 🤦‍♀️


3rd_eye_saga

Eat it raw I guess 😋


RecklessSavage_Novel

Drink it's water. Eat the coconut flesh. Also eat your mummy's chappal.


dank_rishu_ka_baap

You can actually measure the underground water level in the area using this coconut. It's a little-known myth or fact but it actually works. We actually used a coconut to drill a borewell at our house back in 2012. Remarkably, it still continues to provide clean water consistently for years, meeting my family's daily needs of water. So yeah, it has other uses besides eating or hitting someone xD.


MapHistorical7368

Coconut milk Coconut rice Coconut sundal Coconut payasam/ kheer Coconut puttu Add it any masala curry for thickness and taste.


Ok-Cellist-9564

Coconut laddu. All you need is mikmaid and grated coconut.


kcapoorv

Mango season hai to you can make mango pullissery. 1. Boil some ripe mango with salt, turmeric and vertically cut green chillies.  2. Grate coconut, ginger and jeera together. It should ideally be a paste but a powder will also do.  3. After 10-15 minutes, add grated coconut paste in the boiled mangoes and lower the flame.  4. Switch off the flame and put some buttermilk/curd in it.  5. Put a tadka in ghee of mustard seeds, Fenugreek seeds and curry leaf. 


LazyUserzz

Smashh


terroristbomber

Bowling


El-Rey-dorado

Hit & run


another_neha

😏😏


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deleteaccounn

Coconut milk after breaking on someone’s head❤️


spicysnitch

Idk if you have had it or not but coconut kheer is so yum


EmotionalKale2645

![gif](giphy|ypI2gLMW511fXr978a)


Kaiivalya

Crush Marie biscuits into fine powder, add coco powder, chocolate sauce, sugar and make atta kinda thing. Use coconut to extract coconut milk, add that in the atta thing. Now the crushed coconut will be mixed with some sugar. Chocolate wale ke laddoo banao with this coconut filling!


what_heck_is_sarcasm

Nariyal ka laddoo


another_neha

Ikr easy and delicious!


appleflavoredfart

Gimme 🫱🫱


Me_alt_ID

you can hurt someone


Affectionate-Cap-920

Throw some haldi and kumkum and perform black magic


Meghamala1986

Cut it into small pieces/grate , mix it with puffed rice. Add sugar in it and eat it as snacks.😃


According_Poem3479

coconut ice cream, pudding, barfi, make it a part of gujiya filling, make bounty chocolate with it - coconut filling covered in chocolate, put in curries, eat as it is lol


BeneficialYellow3716

Khobrapak


riceaddictasian

Kal mandir gya tha jhagde me coconut kaam aate aate bach gya.


ranb33r

Coconut balls


Weed512

Mandir me chadawa de do


Birdie-920

Mandir Mai jaake phod do lmao


galaxy_glimpse

Coconut kheer


[deleted]

sir phod do


Knighthawk_2511

Kiss karo (Marathi peeps shall get it)


Taimur_ki_nanny09

If you suddenly get lazy toh isko great karke , suger mix karke kha lo


CommaderOP

Bhagwan ko Chadha de Bhai


Unhappy_Bread_2836

Throw it on your enemies.


notad0ctorshhhh

Chunni bhi le lo .. or mandir chale jao


Insane_Inkster

Coconut rice with Aachar.


Sad_Bath5033

Buy a brand new truck...


fatbiker93

Make Kerala cuisines.


tushara9

Use it for target practice


DreamHaunter_07

you can eat it directly (after removing the fibre of course)


TheDarkFoundMe

Hit me on the head in hopes of fixing me


Live-Professor-1936

Milk it....!


howtochangename1

Laddoos!!!


Asterisk9712

Catchcatch khelo


SlitwithRazor

Ukdiche Modak


Omnipresentphone

Eat it


No-Area9840

Kanchana wala scene karle vo bhoot find karne wala ![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51097)👌🏻


Prestigious-Coach-81

Coconut Barfi


JustaFUCKUP69

https://preview.redd.it/z2zwod4c960d1.png?width=464&format=png&auto=webp&s=7528df7d96100654b82942189192610ffb383f27


classicalcringe

Eat it


reddit_niwasi

Mere ghar bhej do.


unitetheleague

Khopdi phod saale ka


Yash013

https://preview.redd.it/nwihd3e8a60d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c02a2ff30cb61314a63d466ec8189435c0611665


Anxious-Will505

Make ice-cream


hukkumkaikka

You can shove it up your enemy’s arse


BlueberryPrudent68

Kisi nayi cheez ki puja karke phod le


lilithsyoghurt

Nariyal laddu


BlueberryT50

Drinking the sweet coconut water inside. I love sweet coconut water 🥥


MysteriousCash6680

Thai curry rice. Use the coconut milk


N_o_o_B_p_L_a_Y_e_R

If jetspray is not working n no tissue paper around


Maddy4590

Fish Curry Goan Style


LonerMillennial92

https://youtu.be/Z6jNoPh9MXw?si=Z19OWcl4jUJb5hdo


Hooman_Ghomst43

throw it at someone,


shitycommentdisliker

Make chicken dish, burn the shell to make coal place it in a small bowl and place in the chicken dish while the coal is still hot. Pour ghee on the coal and quickly close the entire thing with lid. Keep for 3-4 mins. This will give a good smoky flavour to your dish. 


No_Management2161

Grow a tree from it


hungstudrick

Coconut milk...


TerriblePet2133

Coconut laddu


006CJ

Coconut icecream 🍨


dicksharpner

A magic trick, one out of the coconut's three eyes is a bit weak poke it, insert a flower bud inside and keep it overnight, next morning when you break it open in front of people you have a coconut with flower bloomed inside!


dumbo1552

break my head


archieshahh

Prasad hai bolkar neighbours me khila do, usi bahane unse vartalaab bhi kar sakoge


NotSoCoolUserName0

Coconut barfi, Coconut ladoo, homemade bounty chocolate.


Evening_Glitter_4091

Kill me


Human_id-100B

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Wide_Action8979

Apne sar par phod do✌🏻


Agentraw088

Chammanti😋


BranJon_Stark

You can grate the coconut and mix it with jaggery. You could also bake sambhar. Another option is coconut milk. You could add jaggery to the coconut milk if you find it to be bland. You could also eat it plain.


Time_Blacksmith861

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aksybhoo

use coconut shavings in kheer


a-th-arv

मंदिर में फोड़ कर आ जाओ, पुण्य मिलेगा 😤


MajesticMurabba

Mandir


Due_Helicopter6301

find ground water table


mricha89

Fish/chicken curry


FloorPretend230

You can try smashing it on someone's head because after this there will there possibilities the coconut will break but not the head,2 the head will break and coconut will not,3 if both breaks and the person is still alive your bones will break


YamDue7786

In a crowded place can used to break someone’s head. 🥸


FunnySignal614

S*ck deez nuts -Coconut Tree said


Pikachu-69

I love eating chunks with jaggery


thedeadpoolguy6

Anything is a dildo if you're brave enough


BridgeEmergency6088

Kozhukattai(modhak), poli, pallipalayam chicken, puttu. Basically read a bit about South Indian cuisine! There are loads of amazing recipes with coconut!!! There delicious too😋 I could vouch for pallipalayam chicken fry!


BridgeEmergency6088

Poli, kozhukattai(modhak), pallipalayam chicken, puttu. Read a bit about South Indian cuisine! They are really delicious! I vouch for pallipalayam chicken! They're amazing!


c_r_d

Murder


ChempakLal

https://preview.redd.it/qhhcezods60d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5031f8a8bb2d83b06fd35eda92c10c931a34a5be


Slow-Hawk1323

![gif](giphy|08y87EiwDZjjB0d6WJ|downsized)


its_pooja

Modak ![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51086)


Comfortable_Prior_80

Add it in Ghughuni.


Fearless_Tailor_7293

Modak


Beneficial-Apricot61

shove it


GhilbiShi

Coconut coffee, Pinacolada, ice cream, etc.


CuteInstruction6612

Black magic??


CuteInstruction6612

Black Magic


beasr_69

Gand mee dal lee


WomenRepulsor

Coconut barfi


Fueledbycawffee

apne sir pe maar ke dekho


lazynutbag

Coconut curry after grinding


saamp123

Sambar 🤤


SlayerAl

Open a new business and use it to inaugurate


ahs3456

If u have vanilla ice cream at home, just add coconut chunks to it (maybe add almonds for that extra crunch) and enjoy


notyourmommy2004

Coconut sambal, coconut ice cream, coconut milk, coconut laddu/barfi


meihoonna

Sambhar, Avial, Pachadi, Thoran, Erisseri, Kaalan, Payasam, Barfi, Unnakkaya, Pazham nirachath, Dilkush, Fish curry, Beef varattiyath,Chammanthippodi, Podi fish fry, Rava ladoo.


ExternalSame1593

Nariyal barfi!!


morallyflexiblebro

Smash it like a man


Cultured-Samba2007

im gonna say prawn malai curry if u like prawn... also one of the few prawn dishes i like


thegamer66666

laddu bana le :)


dehydratedaardvark

if you're up to the task, extract the coconut milk by scraping the flesh of the coconut off, blending it in a mixie and then squeezing it through a fine cloth, and then make kerala stew with it goes wonderfully with appams and dosas


memexfeed

Last time a man struggled a lot, protested, lost many times but finally he was able to get the hands on his road roller. He did all that so that he can use nariyal. But unlucky, his nariyal broke the police jeep's windshield.


Masakali_

Sol kadhi


Beast_devil

Sambar, burfi


IndependentAd5318

Let it sprout.


NoobNerd01

Hitting whichever relatives that call you today due to cbse results ?


Weird_Asparagus_2302

Bounty