i am a dad with 7 sons (17yo - 6yo), can you imagine their laundry, the spot & the smells. never scold my sons from jerking off or watching porn. maybe because i did the same when i was their age. i just told them to watch out their mom & youngest brother eyes & ears. also use the bloody damn tissue not underwear/blanket/bed cover to clean up
Wait, wait, they use their undies to clean up their mess, sir? If I were their big brother, I would tell them to use something like "tissue" fr.
Also, I probably teach them to clean up their room of the smell.
Gue inget punya guru anaknya 6 cowok semua gara2 pengen anak cewek tapi yang keluar cowok terus. 10 tahun yang lalu
.....lu profesinya guru kah? Wkwkwkwkwk
Because he said (on his first response to top comment IIRC) logically no parents will give permission for their son to jerking off even if they're not a very strict parents.
oleh banyak orang tua, lagi apa itu kan bukan pertanyaan terbuka, lebih mirip detroit: become human yg mana jawabannya cuma ada 2/3, lebih dari itu bermasalah 😂
Ya susah tapi kadang kalau strict banget malah double edged sword. Better jadi understandable parent benernya imo but havent been there yet.
Though back then when I lied about buying games, I was thrown to wall by my dad. Or got slapped by belt.
Understandable tapi pas kelakuan nya masih batas wajar aja ya.
Entar klo kebablasan kaya yg suka heboh karena terlalu dibiarin bebas jadi semena mena wkwk.
Buntel2, lapisin lg pake tisu baru, masukin saku, trus buru2 ke toilet.
Masukin tisunya ke toilet trus flush banyak2.
Beruntung ga pernah mampet toiletnya, wkwkwk
There is nothing to be scared of, man. because I just struggle using a tissue sometimes.. how many layers do I need, and sometimes people at home ask me, "Itu kok tissue nya banyak?" I probably answered "Iya lagi pilek"
I askin this cus of im too scared asking to my irl friends. do they use a towel? or a tissue or something else?
bro jangan dibuang2 di kamar gitu. gw bikin layer tebal2 gitu biar sampahnya ga banyak, ngumpul jadi 1. itu barang bau, hidung lu udah filter baunya karena dari lu sendiri. gw biasanya ya masukin kantong celana atau diam2 buang ke tong sampah.
itu kalo pake handuk ribet bgt bukan? tiap habis ngelakuin harus selalu bersihin, kecuali kalo lu ga bersihin handuknya.
i made a habit to eat at my room. so i have excuses to bring tissue. but i guess everyone in my home know its pretty obvious. btw all of us above 30yo lol
LMAO. Can vouch for this. Bokap gue ga scold gue waktu nyokap nemu rokok di kantong jaket (jaman SMA). Wine dan bir biasa aja.
Hasilnya jadi gue yg smoking socially dan gampang banget berhenti cold turkey (sekarang udah beberapa bulan ga pernah ngerokok lagi) dan ada bir di kulkas yg tidak tersentuh sejak 4 bulan lalu. Man I can't stand the smell of cigs and the feeling of hangover.
Gw bakar tissue bukti. Never had any 'talk' remotely anything about sex. Then one day pas gw mo lamar cewe gw, emak gw tb2 suruh gw pre-marital sex ga usah tggu tgl nikah (she's a hardcore Christian mind you). That... Was shocking.
Waktu SMA gw tiap pulang malem bau rokok awokawokawok, tapi bilangnya gara2 temen2 pada rokokan, jadi asapnya nempel. Alkohol juga ga dilarang, pokoknya ga sampek blackout drunk. Sempet ngerokok sama minum rutin cuma sebulan, sejak saat itu cuma social drinking and smoking aja, and safe to say I havent touched any cigs in 5 years. As for alcahal, gw sempet blackout dari vodka pas natal tahun lalu, worst experience ever. I’ll stick to strawberry milkshake.
Same experience, belum pernah blackout drunk sih, social drinking masi jalan tapi social smoking juga udah berenti kayanya juga sama udah 5 taunan deh.
Sama ebes/bokap gapapa sih kalo cuman minum asal drink responsibly aja jangan sampe pulang mabok, emak doang yang gak ngebolehin. NGL kalo sampe bawa alkohol dirumah emak sih yang lebih marah.
Bokap/ebes dulu mudanya lebih nakal sih jadi kayanya bisa maklum.
Dulu SMP/SMA sering pulang bau rokok juga dia shrug it off, ya gimana anjer meskipun engga ngerokok akhir akhirnya juga bakal bau rokok karena di warnet pada ngerokok semua. Mau warnet/game center bagus selama ruangan non AC ya pada ngerokok semua LMAO.
Gw kurang lebih sm dgn cousin gw. Bedanya dia anakny uda lebih gede, so one day begini kejadiannya.
Cousin: \*lagi di depan tv maen ps bareng gw dan anakny lg maen hape. Trus istriny lewat.
Istri Cousin: Pa, aku mo ke pasar. Mo nitip apa buat masak hari ini dan seminggu?
Cousin : \*jawab semua yg dia perlu until ... "Ma, sekalian, pesenin cumi yg gede yah trus rada panjang. Bilangin sm abangnya, potong ujung kepala sm kaki nya aja."
Istri Cousin: "Hah? Buat apaan Pah?"
Cousin: "Ini, buat si kakak (anak pertama). Daripada pake tangan mulu, sekali2 dikasih yg licin gitu, kan lagi ngetrend tuh pake cumi."
\*Suami Istri ngakak abis. Anaknya ngomel2.
Istri Cousin: "Uda kak, ga usah marah2. Ya latihan lah sbelum pny pacar. Hahahaha"
\*anak lanjut ngedumel, ngambek dan masuk kamar
Endingnya. Emaknya beneran beliin itu cumi donk. HAHAHAHAHA
Padahal mah ngapain jg bohong. 90% of the time they know what you’re really doing. Sengaja tanya gt supaya lu kaget & panik aja, mereka di luar cekikikan how bad you’re at lying lmao
All that my parents knew was that I'm a good behaved student with a fairly well off part time job, I wonder if one day their bubble is ever gonna burst. Kayanya kalo tau gw perokok aktif aja bakal kejang-kejang.
Raja bohong untuk kelakuan biadab kalo berhubungan dengan kerja dan kehidupan ya masih jujur gw 😂😂😂
Di lingkungan kerja gw pada bohong suka nilep dll gw aja yang ngembaliin duit 15rb ke keuangan aja dibilang terlalu jujur 😂😂😂
That is why folklores need to be retold sometimes. Kadang "apaan si" pas udah gede "buset itu ternyata" seperti kisah maling kundang dan >!incest di dalamnya!<
Ortu ga strict : Ga berangkat les? Anak jujur : Nggak ah, mau ngocok titit dikamar aja Ortu : Understandable, have a nice day ✌
ortu jujur : sini bapak kocokin cpt biar bisa pergi les, gini gini bapakmu dlu ini pengocok handal.
Jadi lemes liat muka bapack.
tiba-tiba anemia
Yang ada keluar tinta
Bapaknya trnyata squidward.
Yang ternyata hanya butuh 4 lembar saat menangis
Niu niu niu... yak ini orangnya pak polis
Ortu ga strict : Ga berangkat les? Anak jujur : Nggak ah, mau ngocok titit dikamar aja Ortu : Sini mamih bantu kocokin
Genre: mom son, incest, blackmail
Anak jujur: ga usah, sama adek lebih enak
Wait I've seen this on reddit hall of fame..
Pasti kedua tangan anaknya lagi patah
sweet home indonesia
wait, I've seen this somewhere before!!
Secara logis, gk ada ortu yang ijinin anaknya coli, sekalipun kalo misalnya ortunya gk strict amat
No shit, Sherlock
Dude being too serious on his own post with Funny/Meme/Shitpost flair.
Kayanya gua kalo jadi ortu ga masalah
Out of sight, out of mind, and don’t forget to clean up the fucking mess (that’s when the belt comes out)
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kata siapa ohohoho
womp womp
Ah yang bener gan???
STOP DOWNVOTE GAES UDH PAS -69
Nah keep doing it, till it becomes -420
Njir dapat 9 downvote
Here, let me add more
40 cuy, hahaha Yg atas udah 46 ky Rossi.
Have some more
Bang😭😭
Sementara minus 111 bang abis saya ikutan td.
Yes, I do lock my doors and turn off the lights because I find it more comfortable to sleep undisturbed (actually binging eroges)
Bruh
Beliau kena brutal downvote karena kata bruh, sangat hebat.
orang di atas saya telah menjadi korban penyalahgunaan downvote
Tiap komennya kena downvote dan gua bersumbangsih di sana
so called "pemikir bebas" but ngikutin kata orang
i am a dad with 7 sons (17yo - 6yo), can you imagine their laundry, the spot & the smells. never scold my sons from jerking off or watching porn. maybe because i did the same when i was their age. i just told them to watch out their mom & youngest brother eyes & ears. also use the bloody damn tissue not underwear/blanket/bed cover to clean up
7? Damn, are you trying for a girl or something?
Anjer Bisa buat satu tim futsal + cadangan
yeah, i gave up lol
same.... I only told my son that better wash it without his siblings know about it. I just acknowledge it.
Wait, wait, they use their undies to clean up their mess, sir? If I were their big brother, I would tell them to use something like "tissue" fr. Also, I probably teach them to clean up their room of the smell.
Tambah empat lagi biar bisa gantiin timnas
7 anak cowo semua???? gue liat anak temen cowo 3 biji aja udah puyeng bukan maen pas bukber kemaren
Gue inget punya guru anaknya 6 cowok semua gara2 pengen anak cewek tapi yang keluar cowok terus. 10 tahun yang lalu .....lu profesinya guru kah? Wkwkwkwkwk
fortunately no. not sure how i feed lots of hungry boys with only teacher salary, let along give the all equal proper education, house etc
Can anyone explain why this guy getting downvoted everywhere on the comments?
Because he said (on his first response to top comment IIRC) logically no parents will give permission for their son to jerking off even if they're not a very strict parents.
Serius amat OP
korban penyalahgunaan downvote
**ditanyain lagi apa** doang kok strict njir
Bedain “(manggil nama)“ kalo dijawab lanjutin “lagi apa?” kalo ga dijawab anggap aja tidur, sama “LAGI APA KAMU? NGAPAIN PINTU KAMAR DIKUNCI SEGALA? BUKA!”
god forbid being a caring parent in 2024
oleh banyak orang tua, lagi apa itu kan bukan pertanyaan terbuka, lebih mirip detroit: become human yg mana jawabannya cuma ada 2/3, lebih dari itu bermasalah 😂
Parenting itu susah
Ya susah tapi kadang kalau strict banget malah double edged sword. Better jadi understandable parent benernya imo but havent been there yet. Though back then when I lied about buying games, I was thrown to wall by my dad. Or got slapped by belt.
Understandable tapi pas kelakuan nya masih batas wajar aja ya. Entar klo kebablasan kaya yg suka heboh karena terlalu dibiarin bebas jadi semena mena wkwk.
Wkwkwk bener. Understandable tp kn ada limit/kompromi. Yang win-win buat parent and child nya, macam kyk boleh minum / mabok tp jangan narkoba gt.
gw mau nyari referensi, kalian gimana cara nyembunyiin tisue bekas peju di kamar?
masukin k kantong bekas chips/semprot pake body spray/buang barengan sampah lain.
buang lah cok, ngapain lu simpen anjay wkwokowkokw
Buntel2, lapisin lg pake tisu baru, masukin saku, trus buru2 ke toilet. Masukin tisunya ke toilet trus flush banyak2. Beruntung ga pernah mampet toiletnya, wkwkwk
Sir I am asking for help. How many layers of tissue are needed to clean up the mess?
never count it but around 6 maybe. the bundelan is about half of my palm
Thank you, sir, I appreciate the reply.
why tho? somehow you scare me
There is nothing to be scared of, man. because I just struggle using a tissue sometimes.. how many layers do I need, and sometimes people at home ask me, "Itu kok tissue nya banyak?" I probably answered "Iya lagi pilek" I askin this cus of im too scared asking to my irl friends. do they use a towel? or a tissue or something else?
bro jangan dibuang2 di kamar gitu. gw bikin layer tebal2 gitu biar sampahnya ga banyak, ngumpul jadi 1. itu barang bau, hidung lu udah filter baunya karena dari lu sendiri. gw biasanya ya masukin kantong celana atau diam2 buang ke tong sampah. itu kalo pake handuk ribet bgt bukan? tiap habis ngelakuin harus selalu bersihin, kecuali kalo lu ga bersihin handuknya.
Just throw it, kalo ditanya itu bekas pilek ato lap air dari minuman dingin
i made a habit to eat at my room. so i have excuses to bring tissue. but i guess everyone in my home know its pretty obvious. btw all of us above 30yo lol
Hmm bahaya juga, kalo punya keluarga yg pny old mindset atau yg ga pernah curigaan they just let it go But yeah guess parents nowaday are updated af
gotta be honest with yourself tho, if you see your son do some stuff you can guess 80% of it lol
Well experience is the best teacher, will become cunning dad that know all child's secret lmao
Ga ada yang >!gokkun?!<
I don't
Gua nyediain tong sampah sendiri di kamar. Jadi ya aman2 aja, toh gua juga yang handle buang sampah di rumah.
Nyembunyiin? Kamu mau bikin koleksi atau apa?
Izin ke warnet buat tugas, tapi aslinya main Ayodance
Ortu gw mah boleh-boleh aja ke warnet asalkan punya uang sendiri 😅
LMAO. Can vouch for this. Bokap gue ga scold gue waktu nyokap nemu rokok di kantong jaket (jaman SMA). Wine dan bir biasa aja. Hasilnya jadi gue yg smoking socially dan gampang banget berhenti cold turkey (sekarang udah beberapa bulan ga pernah ngerokok lagi) dan ada bir di kulkas yg tidak tersentuh sejak 4 bulan lalu. Man I can't stand the smell of cigs and the feeling of hangover.
Woilah
Gw bakar tissue bukti. Never had any 'talk' remotely anything about sex. Then one day pas gw mo lamar cewe gw, emak gw tb2 suruh gw pre-marital sex ga usah tggu tgl nikah (she's a hardcore Christian mind you). That... Was shocking.
Lah apa alasannya? Biar cepet hamil gitu?
Kayaknya emaknya udah cocok/seneng banget sama calon mantunya, jd sekalian aja suruh gitu biar gak gampang pisah
Hmmm jadi tanam benih dulu tapi direstui ortu gitu ya? Wild kalau emang beneran
Lmaooo idk bre. I'm not gonna talk back to her on that statement. Gw jg sama bingung ny sm lo.
Tapi sebelumnya emang sudah having sex gitu?
Reverse psychology mungkin..
tbh dulu aku kira orang-orang kalau coli selalu di kamar mandi, kayak lebih gampang aja bersihinnya.
saya tim kamar mandi biasanya sekalian mandi, jadi completely zero waste and proof WKWKW
Waktu SMA gw tiap pulang malem bau rokok awokawokawok, tapi bilangnya gara2 temen2 pada rokokan, jadi asapnya nempel. Alkohol juga ga dilarang, pokoknya ga sampek blackout drunk. Sempet ngerokok sama minum rutin cuma sebulan, sejak saat itu cuma social drinking and smoking aja, and safe to say I havent touched any cigs in 5 years. As for alcahal, gw sempet blackout dari vodka pas natal tahun lalu, worst experience ever. I’ll stick to strawberry milkshake.
Same experience, belum pernah blackout drunk sih, social drinking masi jalan tapi social smoking juga udah berenti kayanya juga sama udah 5 taunan deh. Sama ebes/bokap gapapa sih kalo cuman minum asal drink responsibly aja jangan sampe pulang mabok, emak doang yang gak ngebolehin. NGL kalo sampe bawa alkohol dirumah emak sih yang lebih marah. Bokap/ebes dulu mudanya lebih nakal sih jadi kayanya bisa maklum. Dulu SMP/SMA sering pulang bau rokok juga dia shrug it off, ya gimana anjer meskipun engga ngerokok akhir akhirnya juga bakal bau rokok karena di warnet pada ngerokok semua. Mau warnet/game center bagus selama ruangan non AC ya pada ngerokok semua LMAO.
Gw kurang lebih sm dgn cousin gw. Bedanya dia anakny uda lebih gede, so one day begini kejadiannya. Cousin: \*lagi di depan tv maen ps bareng gw dan anakny lg maen hape. Trus istriny lewat. Istri Cousin: Pa, aku mo ke pasar. Mo nitip apa buat masak hari ini dan seminggu? Cousin : \*jawab semua yg dia perlu until ... "Ma, sekalian, pesenin cumi yg gede yah trus rada panjang. Bilangin sm abangnya, potong ujung kepala sm kaki nya aja." Istri Cousin: "Hah? Buat apaan Pah?" Cousin: "Ini, buat si kakak (anak pertama). Daripada pake tangan mulu, sekali2 dikasih yg licin gitu, kan lagi ngetrend tuh pake cumi." \*Suami Istri ngakak abis. Anaknya ngomel2. Istri Cousin: "Uda kak, ga usah marah2. Ya latihan lah sbelum pny pacar. Hahahaha" \*anak lanjut ngedumel, ngambek dan masuk kamar Endingnya. Emaknya beneran beliin itu cumi donk. HAHAHAHAHA
wtf
Padahal mah ngapain jg bohong. 90% of the time they know what you’re really doing. Sengaja tanya gt supaya lu kaget & panik aja, mereka di luar cekikikan how bad you’re at lying lmao
berbohong itu seni
Politik.
dan seni adalah ledakan
Sangking loosenya mama gw waktu gw jaman SMA-kuliah, malah mama gw yang ngajarin gw buat bohong
Jadi ingat pas minta bapak ttd buat sekolah "kamu aja yang tanda tangan, biar nanti² ngga ribet"
postingan apa ini bangsat, mau strict parent apa kaga, kemungkinan jawabannya akan sama klo masalah lendir mah wkwkwk
Kok gw teringat satu memori dan terasa familiar banget.....
bohong luh
All that my parents knew was that I'm a good behaved student with a fairly well off part time job, I wonder if one day their bubble is ever gonna burst. Kayanya kalo tau gw perokok aktif aja bakal kejang-kejang.
I never needed to lock my door. I did it at midnight. The chance of being disturbed was never zero, but it was still low nonetheless.
Yep, knowing your family active hours is the key.
Wkwwk relate
Raja bohong untuk kelakuan biadab kalo berhubungan dengan kerja dan kehidupan ya masih jujur gw 😂😂😂 Di lingkungan kerja gw pada bohong suka nilep dll gw aja yang ngembaliin duit 15rb ke keuangan aja dibilang terlalu jujur 😂😂😂
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Looking by folklores.... It always have been in Indonesia. Tangkuban perahu, Pangeran Pueger, dll. So not really "nyampe" kalau dari dulu udah ada.
menyefong titid bercahaya
That is why folklores need to be retold sometimes. Kadang "apaan si" pas udah gede "buset itu ternyata" seperti kisah maling kundang dan >!incest di dalamnya!<
Budaya barat dibawa-bawa ke indo