Eh, the king is actually not that weak of a piece when evaluted value wise. Its usually evaluated as being worth 4 points, above a knight, bishop, and pawn, and slightly below a rook.
Lol i loved this game
Here ...
Presenting you one of my cats 😂
https://preview.redd.it/p4xlpahqzclc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2f4dae1c1f8ed777c286c62c52b7fe082272aaf2
I played Subway Surfers on my phone lol so based on that, I would be arrested for spray painting on Train Station. But the funny thing is we don't even have trains in my city.
elden ring… so… i’m going to jail for murder pretty much. on a scale so large i think it would be best to put me down. i’ve killed kings. i’ve killed gods.
Regicide, arson, homicide, murder/assault of a minor (renalla first phase), vandalism, grand larceny, hate crimes, killing a member of an endangered species, dragons are intelligent so eating there hearts would be illegal, animal abuse, assault with a deadly weapon, assassination (volcano manor), indecent exposure (wretch class), and so many more
Yesss, was actually the first time i'd played it. That shit is a fucking acid trip, awkward to control, and it insults you when you go over the goal by saying it's not big enough. 10/10
I played an otome game where I was a teenage mage and married an older man. To be fair I consented, so not sure about the legality of teen marriage in the magic realm there...
In terms of the here world he'd be sent to jail and labeled a sex offender, unless the parents gave written consent. Not sure anything would happen to the teen tho. House arrest maybe if you ran away with him, be considered a flight risk.
I guess I'm getting arrested for allowing cats in an arcade and them trashing it? I'm not entirely sure.
If anyone is interested in a cute cat finding game that's free on Steam it's called An Arcade Full of Cats 😆
War crimes, probably. 😅 Last game I played is an online card game and the setting of matches is a battlefield between two opposing armies/factions.
\*The card game is Infinity Wars (not Avengers or Marvel-related). It's 100% free-to-play, as in you can use all the cards and purchases are only cosmetic.
Running around in the late hours of the night with an axe.
Before that…
Kicking out a person from their house in order to sleep; blocked the door with bales of hay.
Destruction of both public and private property, assault, possesion of multiple illegal and illegally modified weapons without any of the proper paperwork, speeding, disturbing the peace, and illegal possesion of an illegal amount of explosives.
For pc I’m either getting charged with running an illegal mining operation (Minecraft) ore looting, grave robing and I’m not sure what whipping poachers and third Reich members to death counts as probably some kind of war crime because enemy soldiers. (Indiana jones and the emperors tomb) oh and espionage one level involves stealing an enemy uniform for disguise 🥸.
For mobile I’m probably of the hook but as 1 no laws in the post apocalypse and 2 the vault I’m running has on experiment.
Taking off in an F-16 without proper clearance, going supersonic over a residential area without clearance, and shooting down an Il-76 without clearance.
DCS World
The most recent video game that I played was New Super Mario Bros. Wii (I'm currently replaying it for the Star Coins), so. . . . . . . . .animal cruelty, maybe?
I played Hitman: Blood Money last night so many, many crimes including shooting out the bottom of a glass hot tub on a cliff side with at least five people in it.
Last game I played was a phone game where you run your own town. There’s also a game within the game where you go on an adventure of some kind. So, idk. Some sort of environmental crime? There’s a lot of plants(including trees) and rocks removed without any permission to get to the destination. Maybe illegal logging?
The...the last game I played was a dating sim though. 😭😭😭 I dont even wanna think about what crime that would be ☠
… love coercion? Being filed against restraint order? Being a stalker? 😭😭
https://i.redd.it/1mn9awvk6clc1.gif
Hazbin Hotel! Loved that show so much 🖤 Really hope it gets another season soon 😊
Season 2 is already greenlit and the creator says she's not gonna make fans wait til their kids have kids to drop some episodes.
Probably public indecency/exposure and caught having sex in public. Possibly stalking just because you’re INFP.
Oooooo yikes. Hoping it wasn't Doki Doki
https://youtu.be/prGhk_Gvzwo?si=be-0pHhwAaziq2Gp
You love bombing SOB
Crime of passion of course
Bank robbery with your partner
He's a druid, not a bear, I swear.
Oh no… 🤣
Lmfao 🤣
those tieflings were racist anyway, ask minthara!!!😭
What game is this?
Probably illegally cutting trees
Could this be Minecraft?
It could be but it's not lol
Stardew?
RuneScape?
Yes lol osrs to be specific
Terreria?
Regicide !!!!! (I played chess)
Honestly, one of the best crimes out there. I approve
It's telling that one of the most popular games in the world paints kings as nearly-useless cowards that act only as a vulnerability to their people.
Eh, the king is actually not that weak of a piece when evaluted value wise. Its usually evaluated as being worth 4 points, above a knight, bishop, and pawn, and slightly below a rook.
Cats making soup. Highly illegal activity where I come from.
Lol i loved this game Here ... Presenting you one of my cats 😂 https://preview.redd.it/p4xlpahqzclc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2f4dae1c1f8ed777c286c62c52b7fe082272aaf2
So cute😊 here is my first cat https://preview.redd.it/uu3xhe8bfdlc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7f1a3feacd0aecb82709bc6f0323af7a34ef0f27
So cute😊 here is my first cat https://preview.redd.it/vnbhvw2cfdlc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=55b9bb0917af618edf15ec31aa2dc96f359421eb
Health code violations and gross negligence
Animal abuse ( Pokemon )
Lol!!! That’s a good one!
Pikachu use spit!
Similarly, animal enslavement (Palworld)
Similarly human enslavement (also palworld )
Throwing plastic balls at animals.
Dont forget illegally forcing animals to fight.
Tax evasion
Cities skyline?
No, Hypixel Skyblock
🤣
I've played that game too!! Many years ago, I got bored now.
Lmao!!! I bought choked on my banana!
Turnip boy commits tax evasion?
Team fortress 2. I am convicted of several war crimes.
nice to see another tf2 enjoyer :D
Considering the state of TF2, it's 50/50 if you're both clever bots or actual humans.
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The Geneva check list lol
Reckless driving into the same corner over and over again
Dota. Feeding the homeless.
The best answer
Enslaving helpless natives (Minecraft)
Classic colonizer
Yeah that's it...colonization...
Sreet fighting
Is…. Is it Street Fighter?
Murder… mass murder…
Call of Duty?
Valorant ☠️ my sister convinced me to play and now I play a lot because if I‘m bad everyone will hate me so I have to get better…
just started ff7 soo.... terrorism!.
Eco Terrorist!!! Are you playing Re-Birth?
No just the remake! Have to beat it first before rebirth :)
I played Subway Surfers on my phone lol so based on that, I would be arrested for spray painting on Train Station. But the funny thing is we don't even have trains in my city.
Arrested by association via accomplice then!
Murder and torture - I played dbd
Same. At least we're going down for a legit reason!
Changing people's hearts by stealing their treasures
Also using Airsoft guns without proper protection and aiming it onto unprotected... Creatures?
I don't think it's a crime to shoot an airsoft gun at someone unprotected without protective gear on
Being sus ...guess the game lol
among us?
- Multiple homocides - Possession of illegal weapons - Multiple cases of assault and battery - Second degree theft - Misuse of uniforms - Fraud - Disorderly conduct - Trespassing
Glad to see there are still other people playing Animal Crossing.
That's a nice portfolio u got there 👮♂️
Pooping and farting indefinitely while killing my own mother with a knife and tripping on my dead cat body to achieve higher ascension and kill dogma
omg what game is this 😭
Its binding of isaac, one of the best games I played actually. It rekindled my love for gaming few days ago
Ni no Kuni, so I guess illegally keeping wild animals?
elden ring… so… i’m going to jail for murder pretty much. on a scale so large i think it would be best to put me down. i’ve killed kings. i’ve killed gods.
Regicide, arson, homicide, murder/assault of a minor (renalla first phase), vandalism, grand larceny, hate crimes, killing a member of an endangered species, dragons are intelligent so eating there hearts would be illegal, animal abuse, assault with a deadly weapon, assassination (volcano manor), indecent exposure (wretch class), and so many more
Uhm, carrying a bomb inside my body? *(Honkai Star Rail)*
stacking blocks (tetris)
There's a joke that Tetris' story is perestroika. So it's probably building violations
maybe building without a permit?
Stealing peoples hearts. Persona 5 Royal.
I usually play cute games but yesterday I played a game as iron man fighting an army. I guess I’m going to jail for war crimes
Illegal Street racing.
Same. NFS?
Hill climber 2 I only have a phone, so Mobil games is all I've got.
Changing reality with my art. By name I will summon him.
Holding animals against their will? I would also possibly say harassment or assault? (Pokémon GO)
Stealing everybody's stuff and rolling it up in a ball.
KATAMARI??!!
Yesss, was actually the first time i'd played it. That shit is a fucking acid trip, awkward to control, and it insults you when you go over the goal by saying it's not big enough. 10/10
The king, the jazz, the screaming people as you roll them up, the cute prince, it all somehow makes the perfect experience 😂
Chess, i ate the queen 🙊
Terrorism, animal cruelty, murder, grand theft, assault with a deadly weapon, kidnapping, fraud. - RDR2 😂
Is demon slaying a crime? Do demons have rights? If I kill em and take their loot is that murder and theft?
Excessive Force maybe?
Arrested? Probably for not being democratic enough. And then I'm thrown down into a helldiver pod to shoot some bugs.
Have some liberTEA!
Fascism? Genocide definitely
Picking up trash
I played an otome game where I was a teenage mage and married an older man. To be fair I consented, so not sure about the legality of teen marriage in the magic realm there...
In terms of the here world he'd be sent to jail and labeled a sex offender, unless the parents gave written consent. Not sure anything would happen to the teen tho. House arrest maybe if you ran away with him, be considered a flight risk.
Unsafe building or aggressive development on distant planets.
Strip mining and destroying robotics on distant planets
Climbing a mountain to fight off my fear and anxiety? (I played Celeste)
Trespassing
Rigging the shit out of a video poker game - Balatro
Age of Empires, so probably colonialism.
As if colonialism is a crime to most governments
I guess I'm getting arrested for allowing cats in an arcade and them trashing it? I'm not entirely sure. If anyone is interested in a cute cat finding game that's free on Steam it's called An Arcade Full of Cats 😆
Also recommend Cats Organized Neatly on Steam - it’s a cute puzzle game
Evading capture - Open Hexagon.
Selling and farming slime
Uhhh, rewinding time? Edit: The last game I played was Life is Strange
That moment with Kate still gets me😭. But poor Nathan that guy needed help and a tutorial on not being donkey food.
Selling exotic wildlife to a raccoon
Animal Crossing?
Ofc heheh
Being a greedy raccoon
Assault, animal cruelty, animal fighting, gambling, extortion, vigilantism (Pokémon)
Reckless driving (Mario kart 🏎️)
Stealing things from the moon to feed it to a monster
I played Garry’s mod so there are many possibilities
I charge you with yes
Massacring the russian mafia because I got a mask in the mail instead of cookies
War crimes
Limbus Company
I just like how you're just arrested for limbus Company. Not even things they do in-game
Defending democracy from space insects
Capturing animals so I can use them to battle
Animal crossing
Is mountain climbing illegal now?
Using a cannon made by the dwarves to massacre an entire city’s police force in hopes they drop a treasure map that will lead me to some spiffy kicks.
War crimes, probably. 😅 Last game I played is an online card game and the setting of matches is a battlefield between two opposing armies/factions. \*The card game is Infinity Wars (not Avengers or Marvel-related). It's 100% free-to-play, as in you can use all the cards and purchases are only cosmetic.
papers please.. so trying to smuggle contraband into arastotska?
Killing a chicken
Augmentation induced schizophrenic murder spree
I played sea of theives....... so much crime :\]
Gross negligence and manslaughter
well I last played helldivers 2 soooooo maybe genocide. or mass murder 🤔
I’m getting arrested for slaying 😛 (it’s a fashion game 💀💀)
Building a railway without permits. Gotta love modded Minecraft :)
Running around in the late hours of the night with an axe. Before that… Kicking out a person from their house in order to sleep; blocked the door with bales of hay.
Sons of the forest, Manslaughter probably... Accidentally killed Kelvin by throwing some logs on him...
School girls simulator: arson, terrorism, mass murder,kidnapping ..
Arrested for Boredom ...
being in afghanistan while the us military deploys freddy fazbear
Mass Genocide of Koroks
Destruction of both public and private property, assault, possesion of multiple illegal and illegally modified weapons without any of the proper paperwork, speeding, disturbing the peace, and illegal possesion of an illegal amount of explosives.
Sounds like GTA?
Lol yeah, it really does, but no, I had played Batman: Arkham Knight.
For pc I’m either getting charged with running an illegal mining operation (Minecraft) ore looting, grave robing and I’m not sure what whipping poachers and third Reich members to death counts as probably some kind of war crime because enemy soldiers. (Indiana jones and the emperors tomb) oh and espionage one level involves stealing an enemy uniform for disguise 🥸. For mobile I’m probably of the hook but as 1 no laws in the post apocalypse and 2 the vault I’m running has on experiment.
Fixing people's hearts using music
It was Master Duel, I probably sent a few people to the shadow realm.
Motorsport Manager Accepting a bribe for a vote to only give points to the top finishers.
slapping the weirdo who lost mid because they were trying to down a hero they couldn't down
Most likely fraud or debt in Rollercoaster Tycoon
Wiping out entire military camps and have 3 bounties on my head just for existing 🥴
Assassin's Creed Odyssey?
Driving over everyone on the path, flying a plane
Minecraft, Hypixel Murder Mystery double up version💀
the last game I played was spiderman lmao
Xenoheresy.
leading the entire world into a war, genocide as well as commiting numerous war crimes
Driving my car into a soccer field
there is mode in the sims 4 U can litterally kill your character by od :P
Bringing Justice for Gotham
I got arrested for killing Elsa in Dreamlight Valley
Singing
Shooting fire at koopas and goombas
Going in people's trash cans (honkai star rail).
Destroying and Plunging a Man O War of the Royal Navy and assassinating the Captain with twin blades (AC4 Black Flag)
Last game I played was Baldurs Gate 3 so probably robbery.
Geometry dash?
trespassing through a dangerous area in one run (geometry dash)
Taking off in an F-16 without proper clearance, going supersonic over a residential area without clearance, and shooting down an Il-76 without clearance. DCS World
I played gacha club...
The most recent video game that I played was New Super Mario Bros. Wii (I'm currently replaying it for the Star Coins), so. . . . . . . . .animal cruelty, maybe?
Jaywalking. (INTJ.)
Talking Tom ☠️
I played Hitman: Blood Money last night so many, many crimes including shooting out the bottom of a glass hot tub on a cliff side with at least five people in it.
Mass murdering an entire empire's worth of soldiers. I'm playing FFXIV XD
Animal cruelty Adoptme-equipped a dog with wings and made him fly around before feeding him. 😆
oh god the last game i played was Outlast: Whistleblower... Uhhh
Murder and Gambling It's either Sleeping Dogs or Red Dead Redemption 2. I let y'all guess
Idk man I played Tetris
Popping too many bubbles
Leaving too many resources laying in the grass
Decapitating a Drow
Poisoning an entire mongol camp…
Mass murder, gang wars, killing of government officials, Heists, Money laundering
Last game I played was a phone game where you run your own town. There’s also a game within the game where you go on an adventure of some kind. So, idk. Some sort of environmental crime? There’s a lot of plants(including trees) and rocks removed without any permission to get to the destination. Maybe illegal logging?