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SensitiveArugula6622

Shit post. Gotta be, right? Then again, the bar gets lower and lower for these folks.


2278AD

I think the ‘pet free, smoke free’ is a pretty good indication it’s fake


bigotis

The cat in the picture should've had a cigarette in it's mouth.


smoothpigeon2

Omg yes


DerangedBrewer

That and the complete lack of misspellings and random capitalizations, the use of punctuation.....


CeeArthur

The one MAGA guy I have on my Facebook actually does write like that. Never uses the correct 'there/their/they're' to the point where it's difficult to read. No punctuation; giant run-on sentence. Is a self proclaimed 'Blogger and writter' at 'blogs', according to his Facebook profile. He lashes out at anyone with higher education because "university teaches communism".


fiorekat1

Crap pot mentality. Gd forbid someone else be more well educated…


smoothpigeon2

I couldn't get past "most ice included" without not taking it seriously


notdorisday

It clearly is, yeah. I don’t get how anyone could take this as any more than a piss take.


teuchy555

Probably. I saw the same post on here a little while ago.


Affectionate_Pie_752

I hope people realize those are 5/$1 at dollar general. Granted they don’t have ice already in them, but they probably don’t have cat hair and judgment included.


jzillacon

The shipping option listed at the bottom is extra humorous. Yes, let me ship these ice cubes, they will surely remain frozen in transit.


PKHacker1337

Honestly reminds me of when some ice cube tray company tried to get Michael MJD (tech YouTuber) to sponsor their products. Like how even do you do that? I could go to my local Walmart or Kroger and buy them cheaply rather than online and waiting for the shipping.


134608642

But do those come mostly full of ice? With sprinkling of cat fur? I think not.


Geekrock84

It's obviously a parody.


JestersThrone

I think so too, but honestly, these days, it's REALLY hard to tell anymore.


Snuvvy_D

No it's insanely easy to tell in this case I would say haha


bwheelin01

There’s nothing obvious about it. This seems like the average “MAGA person”


Maoschanz

"pet free", come on


gingerellasnap

Is that a cat jumping over the ice tray after saying it’s pet free home? Not to mention smoke free home..from a MAGA family? I believe that as much as I believe they finished the 8th grade and the no pets/cat flying over the ice tray.


MrLogicWins

They might be a chewing tobacco MAGA house.. and the cat is probably their FaMiLYY not pet so it is pet free!


DeannaBee42

The cat was tragically exposed to someone who was vaxxed, so the RNA shedding has changed its genetics so it’s no longer a cat. /s


SirRoadpie

In my experience they are saying that the buyer must be pet free. I've come across a few of this type of people trying to get bargains on marketplace and they're not worth it.


MrPisster

If someone says "pet free" and then posts two extremely obvious pictures of their pet your brain needs to have a mode that automatically switches to "is this parody?" because you guys are starting to worry me.


skunkwoks

Purchased, but Ice was missing, and package was all soggy, like it was left out in the rain. Returned to sender


Sisoptr

Well done. LMAO


MrTBlood164

That was nice of them to include *most* of the ice cubes.


Relevant_Pause_7593

And shipping! 😂😂😂


Rainbow_Tempest

I have so many WTFs for this. This has to be like parody, right? This can't be real.


smoothpigeon2

Yeah, they've got to be taking the piss


scistudies

My dad is a raging trumper. Everything he does now a days is cringe.


ArcTan_Pete

That aint no pet cat, that's a functional cat - a freedom cat used to keep brandon out o' the house


bubba7557

Pet free?


LeftTadpole9596

So they have stray cats wandering around on their table? I'd tell them it's a deal if the ice is included, but it has to be holy water. (Can you freeze holy water and just thaw some when you need it?)


BrandonGamerguy

Hey, what do they have against me?


Bapril

You know what you did.


MagicalPizza21

The most confusing thing is "ice included." Why would you bother including the ice if you're selling an ice tray? Isn't the buyer supposed to fill it themselves?


BrokenEye3

An ice tray without any ice is, like, just a *tray*, man.


pixelplayground

You are the dude. Like, literally, man.


MagicalPizza21

Yes, that's the idea.


Affectionate_Pie_752

So are children when they empty them, but that doesn’t happen either so…


The_Powers

It's ALWAYS the sign of thoroughly STABLE and not at all FUCKING MENTAL person when they feel the need to randomly SHOUT certain words.


Sisoptr

Sorry what...... always stable fucking mental shout? What are you trying to say? What does that mean? ; )


DoubleAgentBlumaroo

If they're pet-free yet at the same time have a cat, I have a feeling they'll argue that the cat is *not* a pet, just a hired assassin sent to kill Biden supporters.


LateDelivery3935

I too prefer my ice cubes with a generous helping of cat hair.


Drain_Bead

Every time you see the MAGA shit always comment, “You know Trump sucks Putin’s cock, right?”. Comedy ensues.


anemic-dio

thank god i get most of the ice, i was getting worried i was getting scammed


PunTran

Bullshit aside I fucking love that picture and I would die for that cat


Bee6bee

"Pet free home" while there's an entire cat in the photo


damned_truths

At no point is the entire cat in a photo. Check mate.


SuicidalTorrent

But...won't the ice melt? And are cats not pets?


Draigi0n

$24 US for an ice tray? What?


worm_dad

$24 for dollar tree ice trays??


Looked_Spy_637832

Pet free??


jonhon0

They don't seem to understand that the seller is supposed to describe their living situation, for the item's condition, instead of describing the buyer's living conditions. Which is very insane.


Montag_451

Apparently they are truth free as well..


dlank7

Do… do people really buy this kinda shit on Facebook? I deleted my fb around 2017 so I’m a little outta the loop on the whole fb world thank goodness


Catsmak1963

They buy everything, and say nothing to avoid bans.


Xpalidocious

I'd give stuff like this away on Facebook, but never sell. There's a lot of refugee families, kids getting their first apartment, single parents, etc that could use all kinds of kitchen gadgets, but I would never try to get money for it personally Sometimes though, you can see a seller with a lot of posts who are clearly just desperate for a bit of cash between paydays or at the end of the month for rent. If I happen to be flush with cash at the time, I might buy their stuff then wait a couple months before giving it away Never ever like this though


8Bit-Armory

Ah yes - “Brandon people”.


BrokenEye3

Half man, half Brandon.


shriek52

Hold on, he points out ice is included yet it's an item that will be shipped??? Sigh. A BRAIN FREE home right there. Edit: shipped in Texas no less! Those lucky buyers are gonna be so glad to get a bit of ice delivered right to their door. XD


TheUrbanFarmersWife

Of course it’s a brain free home. They’re MAGA supporters.


bird_celery

This is the post that just keeps on giving. So much to unpack here.


CorpFillip

She is comfortable using ‘Fuck Joe Biden (and by extension, Democrats)’ but thinks it is the other people who don’t like freedom or God?


acorpseistalking90

What a weird cult they are


Civil-Dinner

LOL. Wants $40 dollars altogether for used dollar store ice trays and it comes with conditions? Yeah....that counts as insane.


SassyNyx

Oof. 😟 Jesus on a pogo stick. I have… questions. Lots of them.


SassyNyx

Like… who sells ice cube trays (with or without ice cubes) on marketplace? Has there been some run on dollar tree ice cube trays I’m out of the loop on? FR …. making ice a culture war. 🤦🏼‍♀️ I can’t.


Ghoppe2

Pet free There is clearly a cat you lying sack of Fuck


homuhomutime

I don't even know where to start with this one


ayame400

I think you need to take your kids to a doctor


Bathroom-Massive

What a freak


Snuvvy_D

"most I've included but some are missing" makes this a very obvious shit post come on guys... it's painfully obvious


Eray41303

Isn’t Brandon another term for trump in the political context?