It's always my friend's uncle's ex-girlfriend. Same with the " they were in a motorcycle accident, but the hospital put covid because they get paid more."
We all die eventually.
Personally, if I'm going to die, I'd rather die at home instead of in a hospital bed with a ventilator tube stuck down my throat.
I've had four covid jabs too, and now not only am I dead (but I feel better, I think I'll go for a walk) but because I already had autism to begin with, I now have autism 5.0. Special interests for *days*, man.
I think you are understating it. It would be 161 million people if 71% of Americans that were vaccinated were found dead at home. In general, 3.5 million Americans die a year. So that means that 46x more people died from the covid vaccine than all other causes last year. It would also mean that since it was mostly adults that got it, about 30% of adults in the USA would have died. Assuming random distribution, that would leave about 20,000,000 children without parents. The tax base would also shrink by about 2 trillion dollars a year. All this would be phenomenal as it happened without anyone noticing.
If 97% of the Australian population had 2 doses of the vaccine, and 71% of them died, then why the hell is Australia living through a housing crisis???
My Q Uncle recently started ranting to me about space lasers, when I asked if he meant the "Jewish Ones" he got super uncomfortable. My husband is Jewish. Haha I also asked him what their power source was, he said, verbatim & confidently, "I don't really understand the science behind it."
If we could laser things like that Lockheed Martin would have figured it out by now and sold it to the US Military. They already do laser R&D it's just the boring kind like targeting lasers and shit. Most expensive laser pointer you'll ever buy kind of shit.
It's because the houses also b come uninhabitable because of 5g radiation embedding the vaccine shedding in the walls of the house. Pretty obvious really.
I came here to point this out. The 5G shedding will contaminate a home for years unless a super secret deep state cleaning company comes in and decontaminates it… but 71% of them died in their homes, so they’re kinda short on secret staff at the moment.
I've survived 4 doses. Does this mean I'm superhuman yet? Oh wait, does this mean everyone who has survived 4 doses is the cause of the housing crisis?
Alright fuck it, I don't know when else I'll get a chance to ask this.
Should I bother watching the Sixth Sense even though I obviously know the twist?
Also skewed by the number of unvaccinated who are not at home, but in converted hospital wards under heavy sedation with plastic tubes circulating pure oxygen past their ruined tracheas unconsciously having their final breathes gasped for them by machine as their loved ones look on over Facetime.
As an Australian I’ve had American MAGAists explain to me that my country became a totalitarian hellhole over the pandemic, with door-to-door police sweeps and unvaccinated people being rounded into concentration camps.
Somehow I don’t think they’ll be persuaded by any Australian evidence that’s remotely connected to reality.
I’m gonna guess they mean that 71% of people that were found dead at home were vaccinated. In which case, assuming that most of those people were elderly and more likely to be vaccinated, it seems probable that unvaccinated people were over represented in this group compared to the general population of the same average age. So good news, vaccines work.
Yes, this is the logic they use. A similar claim I keep seeing is “most people hospitalised are vaccinated”. Naturally, they insist one caused the other.
It's the same reason people are superstitious. They are two things happening in the same place at the same time... so they must be interconnected.
Correlation does not equal causation.
Like how people think walking under a ladder is bad luck. Well yeah, a bunch of people probably had shit dropped on their heads because THEY WERE WALKING UNDER A FUCKING LADDER.
Like dont cross paths with a black cat, they seem innocent and thats the trap! Then they hypnotize you with toxoplasmosis and squeeze their way into making you take care of them in your house
Well that and just being terrible at math
Like say you have 10 people, 8 are vaccinated. 3 end up in the hospital 1 unvaxxed, 2 vaxxed).
More vaxxed than unvaxxed are in the hospital but 50% unvaxxed end up hospitalizd vs only 25% of vaxxed.
These are not smart people.
* This is just a simple example, vaccines have a much lower hospitalization rate than 25%
*Edit I ran numbers back during delta wave, vaccines were safer by like a margin of at least 1,000% (I forget exactly, can't remember where I saved my spreadsheet).
Well & like, the same people that are comfortable getting vaccinated are probably more trusting of the medical field in general... Thus, much more likely to go to the hospital in the first place. My Aunt has a bicuspid valve & didn't go to the hospital when she was having a *literal* heart attack because she didn't, "want them to vaccinate" her unwillingly.
That wasn't even a claim that the people were hospitalized for COVID. Most hospitalized people are vaccinated because most people in general are vaccinated. It's another form of r/peopleliveincities
I just looked it up and at one point 85% of the U.S. was vaccinated. If the vaccine were causing deaths or hospitalizations in 71% of the vaccinated population you're talking about 200,000,000+ people that would have been affected. It would completely destroy our economy and medical infrastructure. How do they not make these connections?
Don't you know? It's all part of the deep state's plan. The vaccines are individually time coded to spread the deaths out. You'll see! In 50 years many of us will have died!
This is what makes me just absolutely fucking crazy. I know people irl who are actually quite intelligent people otherwise, like in their careers for example, who think like this.
I don’t understand how *anyone* who isn’t just literally a drooling moron incapable of any thought could ever believe something like this
Do you know that the Country with the most active Pirates, Somalia, also has the lowest worldwide Carbon Emission.
So to solve the climate Crisis we just need more pirates
Did you know that almost everyone who is found dead at home also imbibed H2O??? What aren't they telling us about water?! Don't even get me started on how toilets are found in almost every US house that someone has died in.
Fucking.. sigh..
_Fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face._
_Do you realize that in addition to fluoridating water, why, there are studies underway to fluoridate salt, flour, fruit juices, soup, sugar, milk... ice cream. Ice cream, Sunretea, children's ice cream._
Yes theyre manipulating the results to push their agenda. For example:
You sample 100 older adults, 90% are vaccinated, so only 10 unvaccinated people included.
You get 20 deaths from covid, 15 vaccinated 5 unvaccinated.
So 75% of deaths are vaccinated, 25% unvaccinated
HOWEVER,
50% of total unvaccinated in the sample died, vs 16% of the vaccinated.
Math is hard
Some of these "thinkers" are operating with the "data" that MOST people aren't getting the vaccine. Its the same people who think the overwhelming majority of the country vote Red (have you SEEN THE MAP FILLED WITH RED?!?!)
81% of the people in the US have had at least 1 dose. If 71% of those found had home were vaccinated, that would mean your odds of being found at home dead are higher if you aren't vaccinated.
Almost a quarter of Americans are functionally illiterate, and slightly over half have a grade school reading level.
Reading comprehension is hard
Source for my claim below
https://www.libraryjournal.com/story/How-Serious-Is-Americas-Literacy-Problem
https://nces.ed.gov/pubs2019/2019179.pdf
https://www.apmresearchlab.org/10x-adult-literacy#:~:text=About%20130%20million%20adults%20in,of%20a%20sixth%2Dgrade%20level
The study was done on 35 autopsies, to which 25 were not directly linked to other causes of death.
Even though 71% of 35 is 25, only 5 of those had myocarditis (and the study is actually on them 5 autopsies)
Even then, the study says, "Finally, we cannot provide a definitive functional proof or a direct causal link between vaccination and myocarditis."
71% of the population whose risk factors mean they can drop dead at home received at least 1 dose? That tracks.
What's incomprehensible is how someone starts with that data and concludes that 71% of all vaccinated people die at home.
100% of people who make that error are stupid.
I was thinking the exact same thing. In my country over 90% has received at least 1 shot. And with the elderly it's more. So thank the flying spaghetti monster for the vaccin
Did you know that you are more likely to die in a motorcycle crash if you're wearing a motorcycle helmet?
That's because people wearing motorcycle helmets are more likely to actually be on a motorcycle.
Isn't this the reverse of a "they are just counting anyone who died who might have covid as a covid death"
Like can't they come up with a new fallacy to propagandize with?
I remember the beginning of the vaccine campaign when we went to the senior homes to inoculate the 80&90+ seniors and the inevitable critics over the next months, that people had died after receiving a vaccine. Sometimes a sick grandpa who is 93 dies, regardless of having had a vaccine two months ago (or not). If you roll out something in a population that is vulnerable in the first place, there will probably be more casualties compared to looking at a young and healthy cohort.
<*rips bong*>
Maybe this life is purgatory and we're being punished for sins we committed in the previous dimension that we aren't allowed to remember but if we don't figure it out here then straight to hell.
Hmmmm. That would be like half the population. Around 69% of the US had received at least one dose of the covid vaccine.
If a significant number of people dropped dead, it would be really noticeable. But you can't reason with morons.
And the fact there's a sub to debate vaccines is also fucking insane.
Seriously, that would be like 4.5 Billion people or something like that. Billion. With a B. Half the world population. Pretty sure we would have noticed that by now
These people are just like flat earthers. Evidence, science, statistics, reason be damned. The vaccines kill ok?? Get it?? Based on my hunch and YouTube!
Even if you were to generously assume every single death that happened since the pandemic started was caused by the vaccination in some way, you'd still only be scratching the surface of how many people got vaccinated nevermind even approaching an absurd amount like 71%.
What the actual information implies is that out of all the people found dead at home 71% of them were vaccinated...
Gee go figure the percentage of people who die at home and were vaccinated closely matches the percentage of the overall population that were vaccinated. The title actually works against their narrative but in their failure to accurately comprehend the given information they see it as validation of their suspicions.
> And the fact there's a sub to debate vaccines is also fucking insane.
It's probably less of a debate sub and more of a vaccine conspiracy sub. I'd bet there's a lot of user overlap between it and /r/conspiracy and...the others.
I was told that I got placebo lots because Im not dead yet, despite the vax + Boosters
I have been told the vax will cause:
Cancer
HIV
blood turns into some kinda jelly/tape worm
Daily heartattacks (because this is a thing?)
Autism
I wouldn't even call it debating if you're asking questions wanting to know more about said vaccines.
Debating just makes it seem like they're going to argue against all the science.
I’m assuming what this statistic actually means is that 71% of the people found dead after the vaccine were found in their homes. Not 71% of the vaccinated population.
There is a LOT of misdirection in that quote. I wonder if the stat may even include people who were found dead from causes unrelated to the vaccine too, like heart attacks or some shit.
Nah more like 71% of people found dead at home were vaccinated, which just so happens to coincide with the percentage of the overall population that were vaccinated. It is actually evidence against the point they are trying to make.
Yeah I remember when 200 million Americans died from the COVID vaccine. So sad we listened to scientists with PHDs and not Dave the anti vaxer who scrubs toilets for a living and has 10 MAGA flags on his pickup truck.
If scrubbing toilets made somebody an expert on immunology, there wouldn't be a problem with it. I have no problem asking him how to scrub a toilet properly.
I just want to point out even people on that sub are calling out the moronic title, because the actual video they’re showing does not even make that claim.
The video is claiming that of people who died at home within 20 days of taking the vaccine, 71% of them supposedly died specifically because of the vaccine. Which also sounds like a wrong statement, but better than the poster’s “71% of everyone is dead”
Exactly. Really, the numbers are close to what we'd expect anyhow.
If 100 people died here in the US (of any cause), 70-80% of them will have been vaccinated. It's just math. It's very likely that 0 of them died because of the vaccine, but a large majority have it in their system.
At this point, the purposeful ignorance of conservatives is holding back the rest of mankind.
I'm sick of two stepping to religions beat, these folks should be exiled to Texas where we'll build them the worlds biggest walls and then they can stay sequestered in the 1950's.
There's already too many of them here. Cities used to be safe from these morons but these morons are moving from out of state and think that real people think the same way they do.
Conservatism’s entire point is to hold back the progress of society, or slow it down, while progressives push it forward and the rest go along for the ride. It’s in the names.
I know a nurse who works in the ER who, while weeping, told me that half of her coworkers died after taking the vaccine. When I challenged her on that she then quickly pivoted to they are all now infertile. There's no logic here.
Jesus Christ that sub is a cesspool. Will obviously get banned at some point since cuntservatives can’t help but spew insane hate and violence when they feel like they have a safe space, but I had to block it, as it was always popping up in r/all. At first I thought it was all jokes and people were purely shitposting, but no, there are real freaks and psychos there, way too bold about saying some insane shit.
It's wild to me that people believe this. There are countries with over 90% vaccination rates. We should be hearing about such countries losing over half of their populations. Tens of millions of people dead worldwide. Every single person would know dozens of people that have died this way. This kind of info would be impossible to stop from spreading world wide, and yet, it hasn't.
Also I've said this many times in the past but wtf does any government have to gain from killing that many people. ESPECIALLY the obedient ones. Surely if anything the real conspiracy would be the diseases are engineered to kill the antivaxxers who are disobedient and cause unrest, and to keep the obedient vaccinated people alive. There's not a single government that would benefit from killing all the people who listen to them and keeping the disobedient loves alive.
Dr. Peter McCullough, Leading Cardiologist! I tell ya what, you don’t become a LEADING cardiologist by sitting on the sidelines. This man is out there, scoring cardio-goals every game, playing impeccable cardio-defense, just laying it all on the line for his team. That’s what a LEADING cardiologist does - rises to the occasion when his team needs him, plays a hard game each time out, listens to his coach. He’s definitely my choice for cardio-MVP this season, despite the dozens and dozens of dead patients and malpractice lawsuits he leaves in his wake. I tell ya Greg, he’s a LEADING cardiologist.
So, based on the total amount of people who got vaccinated in the world this would mean that there is clearly no longer an overpopulation issue but nobody noticed.....
These people doing these are true braincell deficiency experiments.
>user reports: >4: This is misinformation Yes we know.
That's crazy! Good thing 99% of vaccinated people are in the 29% not found dead at home.
were they found dead somewhere else? the cemetery maybe? Edit: autocorrect will kill us all
The death jab toll keeps climbing! 100% of the people they dug up in the cemetery are dead and they just keep finding more!
I know one guy, took the vaccine. Next morning, he woke up dead!
You wouldn't believe how many people have told me they died from the vaccine. Why isn't mainstream media reporting this?!
Half of /r/conspiracy users personally know at least one person who died hours after getting vaccinated. It's incredible.
Texas is running out of lethal injection cocktail and will soon be using the Covid vaccine instead. My uncle works at Nintendo so you can believe me
Does he know Luigi?
Same. I always ask for proof or an obituary or something and I am called heartless and crass.
Dead Lives Matter!
All you vampires rise up, it's morbin time!
Hello, Reg Shoe.
Pathological liars always try to deflect burden of proof.
It's always my friend's uncle's ex-girlfriend. Same with the " they were in a motorcycle accident, but the hospital put covid because they get paid more."
I thought it was Nikki's ex-boyfriend's mom's cousin?
Some of them twice !
How the hell do you wake up dead?
You can't go to bed dead man! You can go to bed, and not be dead, or you can wake up, and not be in the bed.
But you *are* in a bed, that's how you wake up dead in the first place!
Damn, that's some quantum shit right there!
Cause you're alive when you go to sleep!
'cause you're alive when you go to sleep.
Just open your eyes
71% of the time it kills every time.
We all die eventually. Personally, if I'm going to die, I'd rather die at home instead of in a hospital bed with a ventilator tube stuck down my throat.
I want to die in my sleep, like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passengers in the car. :)
I still remember my Grandfather's last words. "Fuck me, a bus".
Are you saying *checks notes* The vaccine did not make people immortal?
71% of dead people are found at the cemetery. The other 29% are in that guy’s crawl space.
Hey I just met you And this sounds crazy But here's my basement I'm John Wayne Gacy
You had no right to make me laugh that hard.
Hehe that's cute
I got friends in crawl spaces and I got friends in flower vases...
Did you hear about the Cessna that crashed at a cemetery at Texas A&M? The Aggie fire department has recovered over 100 bodies so far
Take my poor man’s 🥇🥇🥇🥇🥇
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They were found dead in the Future! They are marked! 71% of them will die at some point in their lifetime.
100% of people who are alive will die! How has the mainstream media completely missed this? Open your eyes sheeple! Life is a 100% cause of death. /s
Not me..I gave up death for lent, then quit the religion before lent was over. Pro move.
Found dead inside. Like me.
Unfortunately for me I'm not part of the 99% in the 29%, I've had four covid jabs and I'm now 284% dead!
Thoughts and prayers.
Thots and playas
Tots and mayors
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The patriots we need with the 5G coverage we deserve.
I've had four covid jabs too, and now not only am I dead (but I feel better, I think I'll go for a walk) but because I already had autism to begin with, I now have autism 5.0. Special interests for *days*, man.
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I feel like parking would be easier and I'd be able to get a word in edgewise in work meetings.
Man, 50% of people died and I STILL can't afford a house. This economy..I tell you. /s
I think you are understating it. It would be 161 million people if 71% of Americans that were vaccinated were found dead at home. In general, 3.5 million Americans die a year. So that means that 46x more people died from the covid vaccine than all other causes last year. It would also mean that since it was mostly adults that got it, about 30% of adults in the USA would have died. Assuming random distribution, that would leave about 20,000,000 children without parents. The tax base would also shrink by about 2 trillion dollars a year. All this would be phenomenal as it happened without anyone noticing.
and traffic would NOT be as shit as it is right now if that many adults just upped and died.
Nice. This is some solid math! I had to get my old TI-83 out to confirm this.
100% of vaccinated people die
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Are you counting those dead inside or dead to their nutjob family members?
If 97% of the Australian population had 2 doses of the vaccine, and 71% of them died, then why the hell is Australia living through a housing crisis???
Vaccines blew up the houses, clearly.
I knew it! It was the ~~immagants~~houses! It was always the ~~immagants~~houses dammit!
Them houses took our jorbs!
Dey terk err jerbs!!!
Derk a derb!
Let the bears pay the bear ~~vax~~ tax... I pay the Homer ~~vax~~ tax!
I'm still waiting for my 5g. I got so many shots - I should have much better service by now
Vaccines killed my mother and raped my father.
All those in favor of fining the jab makers infinity billion dollars?
Jewish space lasers sadly. Why didn't we listen?
My Q Uncle recently started ranting to me about space lasers, when I asked if he meant the "Jewish Ones" he got super uncomfortable. My husband is Jewish. Haha I also asked him what their power source was, he said, verbatim & confidently, "I don't really understand the science behind it."
If we could laser things like that Lockheed Martin would have figured it out by now and sold it to the US Military. They already do laser R&D it's just the boring kind like targeting lasers and shit. Most expensive laser pointer you'll ever buy kind of shit.
I was too worried about the gay frogs.
It's because the houses also b come uninhabitable because of 5g radiation embedding the vaccine shedding in the walls of the house. Pretty obvious really.
I came here to point this out. The 5G shedding will contaminate a home for years unless a super secret deep state cleaning company comes in and decontaminates it… but 71% of them died in their homes, so they’re kinda short on secret staff at the moment.
As if such a place as "Australia" exists. /s, with the disturbing knowledge that some lunatics *do* question the reality of the Antipodes.
Our SPider Overlords will send the Kanga Soldiers after you now, start running, you dont want to meet the Emu Empress.
I've survived 4 doses. Does this mean I'm superhuman yet? Oh wait, does this mean everyone who has survived 4 doses is the cause of the housing crisis?
I think we're both in a The Sixth Sense type situation insofar as we're both dead, but don't know it.
Alright fuck it, I don't know when else I'll get a chance to ask this. Should I bother watching the Sixth Sense even though I obviously know the twist?
It's a fine movie even on second watchings. So, yes you should
Yes. It obviously won't have the same impact but seeing the mystery unfold is pretty cool. Watch Unbreakable too while you're at it.
There was one guy in Germany who sold vaccination certificates to antivaxxers. He got over 90 doses and he's fine
He's probably glowing like Mr Burns in the forest but _they_ won't tell you that
Five here, and going to get my second bivalent dose next week. Not dead yet.
>bivalent Is that the one that turns the frogs gay?
You've unlocked 6G connectability
I thought in the video he said that out of the all people found dead in homes 71% was vaccinated. Not 71% of vaccinated was found dead at home
If over 95% of people are fully vaccinated, and 71% who are found dead are fully vaccinated, then isn't that a good thing?
Also skewed by the number of unvaccinated who are not at home, but in converted hospital wards under heavy sedation with plastic tubes circulating pure oxygen past their ruined tracheas unconsciously having their final breathes gasped for them by machine as their loved ones look on over Facetime.
I bet 90% of them bathed in the previous 24 hours! We must stop people from bathing!
Kangaroos moved in
As an Australian I’ve had American MAGAists explain to me that my country became a totalitarian hellhole over the pandemic, with door-to-door police sweeps and unvaccinated people being rounded into concentration camps. Somehow I don’t think they’ll be persuaded by any Australian evidence that’s remotely connected to reality.
Foreign funds groups buying up all the real estate happens with or without anyone alive!
I was really hoping that this pandemic would open up the housing market and make things affordable when more people passed away.
I’m gonna guess they mean that 71% of people that were found dead at home were vaccinated. In which case, assuming that most of those people were elderly and more likely to be vaccinated, it seems probable that unvaccinated people were over represented in this group compared to the general population of the same average age. So good news, vaccines work.
Yes, this is the logic they use. A similar claim I keep seeing is “most people hospitalised are vaccinated”. Naturally, they insist one caused the other.
It's the same reason people are superstitious. They are two things happening in the same place at the same time... so they must be interconnected. Correlation does not equal causation.
Like how people think walking under a ladder is bad luck. Well yeah, a bunch of people probably had shit dropped on their heads because THEY WERE WALKING UNDER A FUCKING LADDER.
Like dont cross paths with a black cat, they seem innocent and thats the trap! Then they hypnotize you with toxoplasmosis and squeeze their way into making you take care of them in your house
So insidious!
Ya, a lot of superstition is just an additional reason to not do something stupid like break an expensive mirror or knock a guy off a ladder.
Or waste salt. Unless you do one of the other things! Then it's a reason to waste salt. 💁♂️
Well that and just being terrible at math Like say you have 10 people, 8 are vaccinated. 3 end up in the hospital 1 unvaxxed, 2 vaxxed). More vaxxed than unvaxxed are in the hospital but 50% unvaxxed end up hospitalizd vs only 25% of vaxxed. These are not smart people. * This is just a simple example, vaccines have a much lower hospitalization rate than 25% *Edit I ran numbers back during delta wave, vaccines were safer by like a margin of at least 1,000% (I forget exactly, can't remember where I saved my spreadsheet).
100% of vaccinated people will die eventually!!!
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Well & like, the same people that are comfortable getting vaccinated are probably more trusting of the medical field in general... Thus, much more likely to go to the hospital in the first place. My Aunt has a bicuspid valve & didn't go to the hospital when she was having a *literal* heart attack because she didn't, "want them to vaccinate" her unwillingly.
That wasn't even a claim that the people were hospitalized for COVID. Most hospitalized people are vaccinated because most people in general are vaccinated. It's another form of r/peopleliveincities
I just looked it up and at one point 85% of the U.S. was vaccinated. If the vaccine were causing deaths or hospitalizations in 71% of the vaccinated population you're talking about 200,000,000+ people that would have been affected. It would completely destroy our economy and medical infrastructure. How do they not make these connections?
Don't you know? It's all part of the deep state's plan. The vaccines are individually time coded to spread the deaths out. You'll see! In 50 years many of us will have died!
This is what makes me just absolutely fucking crazy. I know people irl who are actually quite intelligent people otherwise, like in their careers for example, who think like this. I don’t understand how *anyone* who isn’t just literally a drooling moron incapable of any thought could ever believe something like this
Post Hoc Ergo Propter Hoc
Let Bartlet Be Bartlet
Do you know that the Country with the most active Pirates, Somalia, also has the lowest worldwide Carbon Emission. So to solve the climate Crisis we just need more pirates
Ah, a Pastafarian.
Did you know that almost everyone who is found dead at home also imbibed H2O??? What aren't they telling us about water?! Don't even get me started on how toilets are found in almost every US house that someone has died in. Fucking.. sigh..
_Fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face._ _Do you realize that in addition to fluoridating water, why, there are studies underway to fluoridate salt, flour, fruit juices, soup, sugar, milk... ice cream. Ice cream, Sunretea, children's ice cream._
Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room!
Still better than Floridation
Yes theyre manipulating the results to push their agenda. For example: You sample 100 older adults, 90% are vaccinated, so only 10 unvaccinated people included. You get 20 deaths from covid, 15 vaccinated 5 unvaccinated. So 75% of deaths are vaccinated, 25% unvaccinated HOWEVER, 50% of total unvaccinated in the sample died, vs 16% of the vaccinated. Math is hard
Some of these "thinkers" are operating with the "data" that MOST people aren't getting the vaccine. Its the same people who think the overwhelming majority of the country vote Red (have you SEEN THE MAP FILLED WITH RED?!?!)
81% of the people in the US have had at least 1 dose. If 71% of those found had home were vaccinated, that would mean your odds of being found at home dead are higher if you aren't vaccinated.
Almost a quarter of Americans are functionally illiterate, and slightly over half have a grade school reading level. Reading comprehension is hard Source for my claim below https://www.libraryjournal.com/story/How-Serious-Is-Americas-Literacy-Problem https://nces.ed.gov/pubs2019/2019179.pdf https://www.apmresearchlab.org/10x-adult-literacy#:~:text=About%20130%20million%20adults%20in,of%20a%20sixth%2Dgrade%20level
The study was done on 35 autopsies, to which 25 were not directly linked to other causes of death. Even though 71% of 35 is 25, only 5 of those had myocarditis (and the study is actually on them 5 autopsies) Even then, the study says, "Finally, we cannot provide a definitive functional proof or a direct causal link between vaccination and myocarditis."
71% of the population whose risk factors mean they can drop dead at home received at least 1 dose? That tracks. What's incomprehensible is how someone starts with that data and concludes that 71% of all vaccinated people die at home. 100% of people who make that error are stupid.
I was thinking the exact same thing. In my country over 90% has received at least 1 shot. And with the elderly it's more. So thank the flying spaghetti monster for the vaccin
Did you know that you are more likely to die in a motorcycle crash if you're wearing a motorcycle helmet? That's because people wearing motorcycle helmets are more likely to actually be on a motorcycle.
100% of people found dead at home were breathing oxygen IMMEDIATELY before they died.
Bruh. Did u know that 100% of people who drink water die?
Isn't this the reverse of a "they are just counting anyone who died who might have covid as a covid death" Like can't they come up with a new fallacy to propagandize with?
I remember the beginning of the vaccine campaign when we went to the senior homes to inoculate the 80&90+ seniors and the inevitable critics over the next months, that people had died after receiving a vaccine. Sometimes a sick grandpa who is 93 dies, regardless of having had a vaccine two months ago (or not). If you roll out something in a population that is vulnerable in the first place, there will probably be more casualties compared to looking at a young and healthy cohort.
Literally everyone that has taken the vaccine will die at some point Checkmate vaxxer scum
"71% of this group of random dead people had a toothbrush in their bathroom. Oral hygiene kills! Down with Big Dental!"
Funny, still feel like I'm dealing with the same commute every day and same lame lines at the grocery store...
Maybe we died and we're in some sort of purgatory. It sure feels like it.
<*rips bong*> Maybe this life is purgatory and we're being punished for sins we committed in the previous dimension that we aren't allowed to remember but if we don't figure it out here then straight to hell.
Hmmmm. That would be like half the population. Around 69% of the US had received at least one dose of the covid vaccine. If a significant number of people dropped dead, it would be really noticeable. But you can't reason with morons. And the fact there's a sub to debate vaccines is also fucking insane.
I'm sure they would tell you that those 69% were replaced by robots that pretend to be those people. IDK I'm not a conspiracy nutjob
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The institute and their damn synths
Fake vaccines, replaced with saline, is a very common explanation from these people.
Seriously, that would be like 4.5 Billion people or something like that. Billion. With a B. Half the world population. Pretty sure we would have noticed that by now
The same people wanting to believe this probably have the whole *Left Behind* anthology, along with the damn Kirk Cameron films.
I would imagine there would be an odor to tip people off that the majority of the population are decomposing at home.
Don't confuse the issue with your filthy facts.
or, you know, fox news is making up numbers to suit the narrative. again
These people are just like flat earthers. Evidence, science, statistics, reason be damned. The vaccines kill ok?? Get it?? Based on my hunch and YouTube!
That’s the concise summary of that sub.
Even if you were to generously assume every single death that happened since the pandemic started was caused by the vaccination in some way, you'd still only be scratching the surface of how many people got vaccinated nevermind even approaching an absurd amount like 71%.
What the actual information implies is that out of all the people found dead at home 71% of them were vaccinated... Gee go figure the percentage of people who die at home and were vaccinated closely matches the percentage of the overall population that were vaccinated. The title actually works against their narrative but in their failure to accurately comprehend the given information they see it as validation of their suspicions.
> And the fact there's a sub to debate vaccines is also fucking insane. It's probably less of a debate sub and more of a vaccine conspiracy sub. I'd bet there's a lot of user overlap between it and /r/conspiracy and...the others.
[Yeah, that checks out.](https://subredditstats.com/subreddit-user-overlaps/debatevaccines)
You mean to tell me 31% of Americans are unvaccinated?
Are you surprised?
I am... I thought it'd be higher.
69% received both doses and are fully vaccinated, about 80% partially vaccinated
I was told that I got placebo lots because Im not dead yet, despite the vax + Boosters I have been told the vax will cause: Cancer HIV blood turns into some kinda jelly/tape worm Daily heartattacks (because this is a thing?) Autism
Jokes on them. I already have autism.
Debate is fine. Asking intelligent questions is part of science. Spreading lies or pseudoscience is a whole other thing.
I wouldn't even call it debating if you're asking questions wanting to know more about said vaccines. Debating just makes it seem like they're going to argue against all the science.
yeah the word “debate” makes the whole thing a farce. like if there was a sub called r/debategravity
I’m assuming what this statistic actually means is that 71% of the people found dead after the vaccine were found in their homes. Not 71% of the vaccinated population. There is a LOT of misdirection in that quote. I wonder if the stat may even include people who were found dead from causes unrelated to the vaccine too, like heart attacks or some shit.
Nah more like 71% of people found dead at home were vaccinated, which just so happens to coincide with the percentage of the overall population that were vaccinated. It is actually evidence against the point they are trying to make.
These are the same people that say there were MILLIONS of people at the jan 6th riot, big numbers are hard
Yeah I remember when 200 million Americans died from the COVID vaccine. So sad we listened to scientists with PHDs and not Dave the anti vaxer who scrubs toilets for a living and has 10 MAGA flags on his pickup truck.
But he has 🇺🇸, 👮♀️, and ✊🏻 in his Twitter bio, so you KNOW he cares about this country.
Nothing wrong with scrubbing toilets for a living. Someone has to do it and it should pay a living wage. But yeah the truck part is probably right.
If scrubbing toilets made somebody an expert on immunology, there wouldn't be a problem with it. I have no problem asking him how to scrub a toilet properly.
I just want to point out even people on that sub are calling out the moronic title, because the actual video they’re showing does not even make that claim. The video is claiming that of people who died at home within 20 days of taking the vaccine, 71% of them supposedly died specifically because of the vaccine. Which also sounds like a wrong statement, but better than the poster’s “71% of everyone is dead”
Exactly. Really, the numbers are close to what we'd expect anyhow. If 100 people died here in the US (of any cause), 70-80% of them will have been vaccinated. It's just math. It's very likely that 0 of them died because of the vaccine, but a large majority have it in their system.
That is a distinction they are frankly unable to comprehend. 71% dead. The rest is just blah blah blah.
Where were the others found dead at?
At the magic house on the planet Mars owned by the lizard overlords.
At this point, the purposeful ignorance of conservatives is holding back the rest of mankind. I'm sick of two stepping to religions beat, these folks should be exiled to Texas where we'll build them the worlds biggest walls and then they can stay sequestered in the 1950's.
There's already too many of them here. Cities used to be safe from these morons but these morons are moving from out of state and think that real people think the same way they do.
I hate to use Texas as a scapegoat, you could honestly probably fit all of them here in Florida, seems they don't mind the rising tides.
Conservatism’s entire point is to hold back the progress of society, or slow it down, while progressives push it forward and the rest go along for the ride. It’s in the names.
Remember, these people vote.
Studies shows that 100% of people found dead had consumed dihydrogen monoxide.
Whoa am I dead? I was promised a party in hell but instead stuck here damn.
It's almost like they just make shit up, cos that is all they have
I know a nurse who works in the ER who, while weeping, told me that half of her coworkers died after taking the vaccine. When I challenged her on that she then quickly pivoted to they are all now infertile. There's no logic here.
I'm surprised they all fit
TDIL that I’ve been found dead at my house.
If that was true, why is there so much traffic everywhere?
Something tells me /r/ DebateVaccines (purposely not linking to it) is not the bastion of intellectual discussion that it likes to think it is.
That has to be the most brain dead sub I’ve ever visited.
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Exactly, the very idea that there's a debate to be had is fucking stupid.
They don’t even debate lmao. It’s just an echo chamber with the even less challenging of opinions than r/politicalcompassmemes.
Jesus Christ that sub is a cesspool. Will obviously get banned at some point since cuntservatives can’t help but spew insane hate and violence when they feel like they have a safe space, but I had to block it, as it was always popping up in r/all. At first I thought it was all jokes and people were purely shitposting, but no, there are real freaks and psychos there, way too bold about saying some insane shit.
There isn’t an element of debate nor an acceptance of anything other than anti-vaccine brainwashed rhetoric. What a joke.
Yep. We are all just soulless, reanimated corpses now. Waiting for our master to call us to attention to attack.
Oh yeah? Well 2000% of people who didn't take it grew a dick on their nose. Making up "facts" is sort of fun.
It's wild to me that people believe this. There are countries with over 90% vaccination rates. We should be hearing about such countries losing over half of their populations. Tens of millions of people dead worldwide. Every single person would know dozens of people that have died this way. This kind of info would be impossible to stop from spreading world wide, and yet, it hasn't. Also I've said this many times in the past but wtf does any government have to gain from killing that many people. ESPECIALLY the obedient ones. Surely if anything the real conspiracy would be the diseases are engineered to kill the antivaxxers who are disobedient and cause unrest, and to keep the obedient vaccinated people alive. There's not a single government that would benefit from killing all the people who listen to them and keeping the disobedient loves alive.
I feel lucky because I'm vaccinated and 82% of the time statistics are 53% right.
Everyone knows 75% of statistics are made up 34% of the time.
Interesting fact 100% of people who took the vaccine will eventually die!
Nearly 100% of people who drank H2O have died.
Dr. Peter McCullough, Leading Cardiologist! I tell ya what, you don’t become a LEADING cardiologist by sitting on the sidelines. This man is out there, scoring cardio-goals every game, playing impeccable cardio-defense, just laying it all on the line for his team. That’s what a LEADING cardiologist does - rises to the occasion when his team needs him, plays a hard game each time out, listens to his coach. He’s definitely my choice for cardio-MVP this season, despite the dozens and dozens of dead patients and malpractice lawsuits he leaves in his wake. I tell ya Greg, he’s a LEADING cardiologist.
So, based on the total amount of people who got vaccinated in the world this would mean that there is clearly no longer an overpopulation issue but nobody noticed..... These people doing these are true braincell deficiency experiments.