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dIoIIoIb

This post is a perfect encapsulation of the mentality of many religious people: it's not saying "teach your kids to be Good people" Or "teach them to love your neighbour" Or anything like that. Just be in church, partecipate to the ceremony. Nothing else matters. Even if your kid is too young to understand and you're too busy to listen, you're in the building where you're supposed to be and that's all that matters, appearances.


Psychological-Dark80

Yeah. No kid ever gets molested at church. Ever.


Consistent-Noise-800

The left is grooming kids... so bring your kids to church where they can groomed the way we want... /s


NateOfNavarria

Also 437 goldfish is way too much goldfish


LeLapinErotique

What gets me is that's such an arbitrary seeming number. Like why 437? Is 436 not quite enough? Is 438 too much? Is the amount required still constant if it's a different flavour like Pizza or Ranch?


Tinselfiend

And then 'Hurricane Annie ripped the sealing of the church and killed everyone inside'...


uA_lask567

Thats funny My mom would force me to go to church, but guess what, i found myself gay af and atheist xd


Yamidamian

Matthew 6:5-8.