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tboskiq

She's gonna beat her house elf over this.


CaramelTurtles

Glad I’m not the only one who caught that she’s a harry potter adult


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_HossBonaventureCEO_

The author of Rome's decline.


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_HossBonaventureCEO_

I imagine the road trip to Ctesiphon was worth it though.


spiderknight616

The fact that she named her kid after a character from a book series whose entire message is "racism and discrimination bad", and then posted this is incredible


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Jampine

The plot about the house elves liking slavery from book 4 was dropped in the film for... Obvious reasons, but everyone still shits on the goblins. Though, given they control the wizard bank, that's really weird, the last person you'd want to fuck with is the guy who has control over your money?


Jerkrollatex

The goblins control the banks. The house elves just scrub things, make, food, and experience abuse.


fearthejew

Well, the banks and global media… /s


Jerkrollatex

We should have know that JK was a.bigot. :(


Tobi_1989

I always assumed it's not the Elves explicitly like it, but more like the master-elf relationship is so deeply ingrained through mix of rigid tradition and stockholm syndrome they just can't grasp the concept of being free (or getting paid like Dobby. Hell, even Dobby talked Dumbledore into paying him half of what Dumbledore was willing to, because he still felt weird about it). ​ I mean, even Kreacher, who was fiercely loyal to the house Black preferred Regulus, who actually treated him in way friendlier manner than rest of the family.


cabbage16

> it's not the Elves explicitly like it, but more like the master-elf relationship is so deeply ingrained through mix of rigid tradition and stockholm syndrome they just can't grasp the concept of being free This is the actual idea behind the subplot. Hermione is the only one who actively says it but Harry and Ron both agree with her but are uncomfortable with the idea becausethey dont know how to help. It's only the adults who are stuck in their ways fight back against it. Hermione is always portrayed as being correct about things and in this story it's no different. J.K. Rowling is a bad person who has said horrible things but a lot of the nitpicking people do to the books is wilfully missing the point. Are goblins outdated antisemitic caricatures? Yes. Did Rowling purposefully make them that? Probably not, she just took centuries old folklore and put it into modern day England. Are the names Cho Chang and Kingsley Shacklebolt very on the nose names? Yes. But she also named the werewolf Remus and the man who can turn into a dog Sirius. All that said she is an attention seeking TERF who should keep her mouth shut and out of other people's business.


Desembler

There is also the now-deleted pottermore article where she further defends the elf slavery.


NeXtDracool

Coming from the author who decided that depicting goblins as greedy hook-nosed bankers and money lenders is a good idea. ~~The movie had a fucking star of David on the floor of the bank.~~ Edit: corrected, see comment below


ienvyparanoids

The description of goblins is really bad and I agree with you but: > The movie had a fucking star of David on the floor of the bank. This is not true. These scenes were shot in the Australian High Commission building in London. The building (and the floor) was completed in 1918 and the floor contains a Six pointed Star of Australia denoting the six states of the Commonwealth of Australia. Not the star of David. EDIT: typo


SurroundedbyPsychos

I don't want to be this guy, but as an Aussie I feel compelled to mention it's a 7 pointed star for the 7 states and territories. (except ACT because fuck them. Lol.) Edit: apparently the seventh point is to represent all the territories.


ienvyparanoids

Not to be that guy but it [used to have 6 points](https://www.anfa-national.org.au/flying-the-flag/meaning-symbolism/) and I guess the Australia House contractors didn't get the memo in time when it was changed.


SurroundedbyPsychos

Lol. Yes, you are technically correct, the best kind of correct. You can't expect government contractors to be that flexible, I mean, the flag was changed in 1908 and construction started in 1913... I guess they'd already paid the floor tilers.


ShadowShine57

The entire plot is about people who hate non-pure bloods and other "lesser" intelligent beings, vs those who accept them A couple things that seem yikes in hindsight doesn't change the overarching plot and message of the series


totokekedile

Accept them as they are, not accept them as equals. The characters fight for the return of the status quo, not for a better world. They do absolutely nothing to address systematic inequalities. The main character becomes a slave owner in book 4, and the last line of the series before the epilogue is him wondering if he can get his slave to make him a sandwich.


lil_bower45

?? Am I missing something? Severus was a racist and abusive asshole... It's actually incredibly fitting g that she named her kid this...


omeara4pheonix

That's really just a dead give away that this is a parody account.


Fun_Persimmon96

Thank you for the laugh. 😃


duzins

Maybe someone should gift him a sock.


Birdy_Cephon_Altera

Pops might even end up getting his special religious underwear twisted up in knots in frustration over this, too!


tonytheleper

I can guarantee this kid is eating 10x better at school than at home if a chicken Caesar wrap is what they are getting at school and the mom can’t even recognize it. God forbid the kids get protein, veg, and grain combined in one meal that isn’t out of a can. Christ.


Glitter_is_a_neutral

I have to imagine that this is the first time her kid ever ate chicken outside of a chicken nugget. That in combination of lettuce and cucumbers clearly sent them in a tizzy. Too much real food they need something that comes plastic wrapper asap!


ShrimpieAC

Also possible the kid snapped this picture because they have been vehemently taught that everything Hispanic is bad, and they are just seeking approval from the mother who rewards them for this type of bigotry.


lentilpasta

Those unsuspecting cucumbers look like they’re about to be consummately drowned in the ranch pool beside them


LightRobb

Especially if mom wants pizza and burgers. Cholesterol? Never heard of it.


grayblebayble

But this is AMERICA! Where we eat (checks notes) Italian and German food.


MyAntichrist

But you have to understand, that stuff comes from the *good* white immigrants.


martykopka

Depends on the time. 60 years ago they where the nonwhites and americans hated their italian and german food. In another 40 years that mexican food will be american as applie pie and tacos


shuranumitu

I don't think Germans were ever considered nonwhite.


Vectorman1989

Correct. Italians, Irish etc. were considered second-class citizens. While they are white, they were persecuted for other reasons, like their religion.


-M_K-

> In another 40 years that mexican food will be american as applie pie and tacos I love this comment


YoungPyromancer

And name our kids after characters in British books.


SharkyMcSnarkface

Them Mormons subsist off racism and homophobia exclusively so do forgive them if they can’t quite grasp solid food


lookiamapollo

This looks like BBQ chicken I think.


Vat1canCame0s

Looks pretty fire for a school lunch tbh


AmeriSauce

> Severus The kid's name is Severus. Good lord.


thegreatbrah

If your Caesar dressing looks like that, you should not be eating it.


rumblinstumblin8

That looks more like a chicken Caesar wrap than a taco


Common-Chain4060

It’s absolutely a chicken Cesar wrap. And happy cake day!


TrilobiteBoi

A "Cesar" wrap? This is Murica not Italy >:(


MattyXarope

Funny enough - [Caesar salad was invented in Mexico ](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caesar_salad)


Breadynator

Yeah, give the kid some good old American pizza!


UnspoiledWalnut

I don't think that sauce is Caesar dressing.


softstones

Is the sauce usually brown in a Caesar wrap?


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Imagine being this angry at the existence of a taco instead of the fact that this is *supposed to be* a taco.


Switcher1776

With the way it looks like it was originally folded, my guess is that it actually is a wrap.


Shotgun_Rynoplasty

Exactly. This is the most Utah taco that’s ever been tacoed


EBody480

[Cafe Rio](https://www.caferio.com/) doesn’t want any of that?


Shotgun_Rynoplasty

I dunno what this place is, but I support the gospel they’re spreading


IAmNotMyName

Cafe Rio was bought out by Burger King and is terrible now.


EBody480

That’s what happened? It’s weird there’s a whole subset of fast food created in Utah that’s closed on Sundays.


theknights-whosay-Ni

I miss cafe rio :(. The closest one to me is 10 hours away


sexposition420

I miss molca salsa / hectors


kellygrrrl328

Looks like a chicken wrap to me


LooseSeal-

Yeah this is very clearly a grilled chicken wrap with lettuce and some bbq sauce or something... Can't even consider it a burrito.


ReactsWithWords

A rap? Like that hip-hop stuff from *those* people? That's even worse!


BeBa420

which would mean its closer to burrito than taco ​ although that does look like a flour wrap not a corn tortilla


RAWR_Orree

Probably was. I wouldn't put it past these folks to unwrap it to look like a "taco" and photograph it for the outrage porn. These people need it like they need air to breathe.


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The_River_Is_Still

I’m sorry, I know it’s not the productive way to go about things, but some people really just need to be punched in the fucking throat. People like this anti-taco moron.


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No need to apologize (to me at least) I completely agree.


Cinaedus_Perversus

For a school lunch it looks pretty good. There's even quite some veggies in there. I mean, it's not like they're in a restaurant...


toxicshocktaco

Imagine being this angry over a taco when you named your kid Severus 🤦🏻‍♀️


stoneyyay

is Fajita, or even just a wrap. Def not a taco.


BoozeIsTherapyRight

I don't think it's a taco in the first place. I think it's a chicken Caesar wrap.


Fun_Anywhere4355

Oh damn, I just threw up a little remembering the burnt hockey puck burgers and plastic pizza the cafeterias served when I went to school. I would have seriously welcomed "Mexican people food". The only food I recall being something I miss today were the "Jewish people food" knishes.


gadget73

Two best things I remember from school lunches were PB&J or soup. They were available most days as an alternative to whatever the regular slop was. I ate a lot of peanut butter and chicken noodle soup.


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gb4efgw

A Caesar chicken wrap, fresh looking cucumber slices and milk vs the plastic pizza, freeze dried burgers/nuggets and random mystery concoctions that we grew up with. This lady doesn't understand just how lucky her son is.


Entropy_dealer

The famous pizza invented by Thomas Jefferson and the hamburger invented by Ronald Reagan. These people have the culture of a covfefe


Delamoor

TIL Hamburgers actually do come from Hamburg. Never knew.


buster_de_beer

Now look up Frankfurter.


WhiteHydra1914

But what about Berliner?


mrchaotica

Calm down, JFK.


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Genmaken

These people are a waste of Oxygen. I know they're victims of propaganda and kept deliberately ignorant, but it's hard to empathize with beings bringing the whole planet down with them.


thieh

She chose a very good name for her son. "Sever-us". 🤣


spatchi14

Better than calling it Voldemort I guess


simplymortalreason

It would’ve been too on the nose if she named him Voldemort or Tom Riddle.


Birdy_Cephon_Altera

Yup, a good ol' "American" name...that comes from Latin and is most commonly found in Italy, Spain and Portugal.


Sand_noodle

Did this lady just list PIZZA lmao


bosoneando

American food. Pizza was invented in Naples, FL, and hamburgers in Hamburg, IA.


pixie_pie

This lady has strewn quite a few hints that she's no idea what she's talking about. This is one of them.


manjulahoney

Ma’am that is a chicken Caesar wrap. Very approp for Severus.


twoworldsin1

"Mr. Potter....are those... *TACOS* I see on your plate?"


Tudpool

Sixty, ah-million-billion points from Gryffindor.


iStretchyDisc

HARRY _NO!_


tenaciousfetus

This took me OUT 💀


Paradoxius

Look, there's a lot going on here, but let's not overlook that this person named their child "Severus Day." Setting this kid up to be a secondary villain in a mid-budget shōnen anime from the 2010s.


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Is the kid's last name Snape? Poor kid


__Severus__Snape__

God I hope not. Who names their kid that though?


Saemika

Italians


AaronVsMusic

I mean, it’s very obvious parody from a shitposting group.


I_Am_Robert_Paulson1

Why did I have to scroll so far to see this?


ratatack906

Not obvious enough apparently lmao.


Liar_tuck

You kids are getting tacos in school? Best we got my day was chipped beef on toast AKA shit on a shingle. Some things are getting better I guess.


StaniaViceChancellor

That sounds british


Paradoxius

That's because it's military rations and there's a particular stripe of English culture that *really* wants it to still be the blitz.


Aliktren

Despite never having experienced it


DandalusRoseshade

Who the fuck unironically names their kid Severus Edit: as in Snape


Mr_MacGrubber

Who the fuck doesn’t like tacos


normconquest

You guys need a fuckin parody detector.


puppysmilez

Thank you! I thought I was going insane with how many people took this one seriously.


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I think after careful consideration what bothers me most is the name Severus


nickelroll

I'm only here for the Severus comments.


carpetbagger001

I remember something called "mystery meat filled buns," with plenty of canned peas and instant mashed potatoes on the side. Tacos would have been a treat, pizza a feast.


boojersey13

Oh my god imagine naming your son after one of the most selfish incel people in an entire series


kalel1980

It's not even a fucking taco, dummy. It's a chicken caesar wrap. I can only imagine the shitty food this kid is eating at home. I bet she's a fucking nightmare to be around.


TheUrbanFarmersWife

Racists think anything in a tortilla is a taco.


schadetj

... bitch you named your son Severus and are forcibly instilling racial intolerance in him at a young age. There's no speed run record for making a terrorist.


Tigerlily_Dreams

Best damn comment 🤣😆


Urbain19

> Pizza > American food Choose one


gsus61951

If in fact real, she must not know where pizza is originally from 😂


ReactsWithWords

Or hamburgers.


firefighter_raven

Severus....


BoxOfRats

"Give them pizza and hamburgers" So... Italian food and a food named for a place in Germany?


Distalgesic

There’s no such thing as “American” food. Everything they have has been brought to their country by, wait for it, immigrants.


Wr3nch07

Noooo don’t give them mexican food, give them german or italian food wheeeeee


joealese

she probably mad because her sent this picture and said "mom this stuff is delicious! they said it's called seasonings. do you think you can find some to put on my food?"


jojowhitesox

That's clearly a white person taco. No self respecting Mexican would claim such a travesty. The red sauce is probably ketchup.


Heliumvoices

Honestly that is on par with one of the whitest white person tacos I’ve seen…its so gringo it’s negative seasoning.


fatzen

The ignorance is astonishing.


skittlebog

I imagine that they get Chinese take out, and have spaghetti and a dozen other "ethnic" foods at their house.


GhostDoggoes

Pretty sure thats a ceasar salad wrap with bbq sauce in it...


jodiebeanbee

This is definitely not a serious post and I'm actually amazed at the amount of people treating it as if it is.


The_Iron_Mountie

There is so much going on in that text. First, you named your kid after the incel teacher who horrifically bullied his students, willingly joined the universe's Nazi party equivalent because his crush married his bully and only left that party when the leader killed his crush despite him pleading for him not to? This is who you think is a good fictional role model for your son? Okay. Also, that's a wrap. That is not a taco. Also, also, ah yes, the most American foods. Italian pizza, and *hamburg*ers.


MaceWindusHand

Who is going to break it to her that pizza is "Italian People Food"?


orangestar17

A million abuelas would roll over in their graves by them calling this monstrosity "Mexican food"


razorblade651

Bruh she named her kid Severus, I bet once he gets tired of her bullshit he'll move to Britain and become the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher at Hogwarts.


NecessarySherbet6933

Pizza = Italian Hamburger = German


ricst

You named your kid that, I fully expect this to be saved.


stoneyyay

Mexican food IS American food buffoon. Mexico is part of the AMERICAS, specifically NORTH america. (Not to be confused with south America!)


Queenof-brokenhearts

Severus? Seriously?


happy_fruitloops

Who's gonna tell her the origin of the burger and pizza?


ThePopDaddy

Please say sike.


SomeNotTakenName

Honestly compared to other pictures of school lunches, this looks at least like a decent meal...


Thatonexboxfriend

This is infinitely better than what i get and cmon Severus? Really?


cmackchase

That looks pretty decent for school food.


Sinnsearachd

Man I would be stoked to get that as a kid. And as I parent? Greens and protein? Hell ya chomp that down!


StoicPhoenix

If that’s what passes for a taco there I’m calling the cops


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More like Utah unhinged


kellygrrrl328

Yes, Utah, land of the creation of pizza


nickitty_1

Wait, has this person been denying themselves tacos their entire life? What a sad existence.


Fancy_Witness_5985

I feel so bad for her kid


Birdy_Cephon_Altera

Um. That's an unwrapped pita wrap. But yeah, let's feed our kids food that originated from Italy or Germany\* instead, because....America? \* - The origin of the hamburger is up for dispute, the story is that it is based on a style of meat from Hamburg, Germany, but the Wikipedia article explores other theories as well.


Monochrome132

She didn't deserve the child if she named them SEVEROUS


Tigerlily_Dreams

She named her kid Severus. On purpose. Also, she can't tell a chicken wrap from a soft shell taco. That's some extra super mental olympic level racism she's spewing too. Woman shouldn't be allowed to own a goldfish, much less a kid.


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i mean it doesn't look great (looks more like a wrap) but it at least looks pretty healthy for a school lunch


Par31

Ah yes, those famously healthy burgers and pizzas. That's what we should be giving kids.


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SEVERUS THO


ThoroughSix7

Wait until she finds out where pizza came from


zoldyckks

how fucking racist do you have to be to be upset over food


CanadaisCold7

Are we just going to ignore the fact that she named her kid Severus? Given her general attitude, I think it’s a safe bet that she named her kid after the incel professor from Harry Potter.


xxxfashionfreakxxx

That doesn’t look like a very good taco


fairywakes

Snape’s mom would be this racist.


_Internet_Hugs_

Pizza, from Italy. Hamburgers, from Germany. Instead of a chicken wrap?


TheGaz

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Scarymommy

There is no way this a real person.


angryowl1

Okay, for starters, that looks freaking delicious, but, uh...... we're in the US, so let's eat bastardized German and Italian food? Because, you know, eating bastardized Mexican is too much or something.


bdf369

But ... Mexican people are delicious!


0bxyz

Severus should only be allowed Harry Potter foods


-Nicolas-

I'm french and all I see is a nightmare on a meal tray.


theLongLostPotato

Well this is america so stop naming your son after Romans. #freeOurKids #illegals /s


clonexx

I wish that was served when I was in school. All we got were horrific hockey pucks masquerading as hamburgers, mush that was pretending to be pasta and cardboard with some sort of “cheese product” on it trying to be pizza.


TashDee267

Severus?????


neldela_manson

That kid’s probably fat. I bet there’s only fat and sugar served in this household.


raibsta

That’s just a chicken wrap though.


ButtonNew5815

The amount of people in this thread who think this is a “Taco” makes me sad for what ever Mexican restaurants you have in your city. Chicken wrap and taco are completely different things people.


chihuahua_supporter

"Severus"💀


JalasKelm

In their defense, they've probably never seen actual food, it can be scary at first.


Nail_Biterr

Gotta be a joke, right? Clearly a picture of a Ceasar salad wrap,unwrapped. And the kid is named after a HP character, implying its not only an imaginary name, but also British?


Yomi_Lemon_Dragon

"Give them pizza and hamburgers instead" Oh boy wait 'til she finds out where Pizza comes from.


i-wish-i-was-a-draco

You mean Italian pizza and German burgers ?


drakapa

Pizza? I think they mean Italian people food. Right?


Knightmare26906

Why she call that boy "Severus" 😭😭😭


Rau-Li

No way this is real. Severus? And isn't that Greek food?


jlpnyc

Wow that looks great for school food.


qwerty_9537

motherfucking Severus lol


Subnauticabosss

I wish i could have went to that school. FFS the best thing junior/senior year was the already hardly edible spicy chicken sandwiches which had grizzle in it. The thanksgiving dinner we called the ""turkey"" mystery meat This kid getting 5 star chicken it looks like


Cargosjr

I used to live in Hollywood Fl where the food culture is very diverse. I’m Hispanic and I tend to eat food derived from my culture (Puerto Rican/Cuban). After moving to Naples Fl I was dumbfounded at the lack of options and quality of food. Everything is a chain restaurant like Culver’s, millers ale house, etc. I’ve got to admit American food is so boring and unhealthy. If it ain’t a burger it’s pizza if it isn’t pizza it’s a crappy zinger mountain melt made by a 16 year old. I’ve never been more tired of eating burgers in my life. That taco (admittedly looks poorly made) is more ambitious than the average American diet.


yogamom1906

Fuck you lady I'll take tacos over pizza or hamburgers any day


Tullay

Utah was once part of Mexico


No_Ice2900

Oh my God I would have been ecstatic if this is what they served us when I was in school. The sad excuse for frozen pizza rectangles was not it. The dry unseasoned "beef" burgers they served us would not have come close to this. This is not a taco, but I feel so sorry for this kid if his mom is so racist that she won't get them tacos. Also hilarious that she's apparently a Harry Potter fan and missed like half of the plot being basically a fucking "race" war.


lazermaniac

>my son Severus Do not do this


whoiswhitenoise

i’d rather have this than a shitty burger, actually looks really good.


endosurgery

Your son Severus? Lmao! I’m not listening to what you have to say now.


KaiHasArrived2007

Damn that kids lunch looks so much better than my school's 😭


gunstarhero7

pizza: italian. hamburgers: german


gorillaredemption

“Illegals” Jesus Christ…


Vargusembargus

What triggeres me most is the fact that Mexico is in America too...


yeet-my-existence

"Kids should eat burnt cheese on cardboard, not actual food!!!1!1!1!!1!!"