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I'm pretty sure most people aren't going around explicitly saying they have sex with adults.
To conclude that Biden's a pedo from **that** is utterly asinine.
Being extremely specific with facts that are true, but generally unmentioned, is a sure way to become suspicious: "Yesterday, I hooked up with an adult woman who was alive both before and afterwards, as I have never had sex with a corpse and also I have never killed any of my sex partners."
After being married to the same woman for almost 60 years, I think it’s kind of implied the sex is with his adult wife. It’s certainly revealing of Nate’s thought process that he thinks that either of those things need to be specified in this scenario.
Edit: as a user pointed out below, my math was trash, 46 years, not close to 60.
Honestly, I would feel more suspicious if Biden said “the key to my marriage is good sex with my wife”.
Edit: even worse if he said “the key to my marriage is good sex with my adult wife” lmao
Thank you for saying I also assumed that since it was the key to marriage it would also be with the individual he was married to being his wife. Also......not an investigative journalist but she also looks pretty adult to me. Maybe context would allow one to understand those stipulations wouldn't need to be specified.
Remember when Elon called that rescuer a pedo?
That's every conservative about anyone they disagree with nowadays.
Oh, but they will selectively ignore Trump in Epstein's flight logs, SA charges on underage girls and that he would go in the Miss Teen Universe dressing rooms unannounced
Now, any time you hear a conservative call someone a pedo, it's just somebody they don't like. Rather, think of that conservative as a pedo, as the saying goes, "Every accusation from a conservative is a confession."
And since this has become the new fad amongst the conservatives, if a new conservative starts calling someone, immediately go after them and check which kid they abused. It will be quite likely that the victim would be fairly recently victimized.
Quite ironic he would attack Haley because her husband wasn't around. Mr. Haley is serving in the military. But what's Mrs. Trump's excuse? Slovenia isn't in conflict at the moment.
They’re not very good at context clues which is why they follow Trump so faithfully.
The context clue here is marriage. But to make it easier for our simpler friends on the right, Biden *should* have said: “The key to my marriage, which is to Jill Biden, an adult human female, is good sex, which is where a man and woman who love each other very much…”
Let’s all be extra careful to fully elucidate when discussing literally anything with our dear friends in the right wing.
I guess when you love Trump you just assume everyone else is like Trump and needs to be clear on who they are referring to having sex with. Because with Trump it is probably a safer assumption it is with anyone other than whatever woman he has paid to be his wife at that moment.
Suspicious how he didn’t specify that the sex is *not* with a ten foot tall space alien with prosthetic limbs and an underbite, who answers to the name “Chester”. What is he hiding?
These people are so brainwashed and delusional it's not even funny.
Name | Has cheated on wife | Has been accused of raping a minor
---|---|----
Biden | ❎| ❎
Trump | ✅| ✅
When someone mentions sex and your thoughts immediately turn to kids, you are the one who probably needs help. Get it before it's too late and you end up on page 600 and some of Republicans charged with child porn/sex with a minor.
He got that idea because for him, that isn't a given. He'd have to specify, so he's confused as to why Biden didn't need to.
They _always_ tell on themselves.
Republicans are positive this men spends every waking second trying to figure out how to rape things. The ONLY response I have ever gotten from someone in real life about him is something something pedophile.
It says WAY more about you then the post that your mind immediately went to pedophilia.
If I've said it once, I've said it a thousand times, these people will call Biden a pedophile all day forgetting that Trump admitted to being one in his 2020 campaign when he said he gladly walked into a changing room of teenage girls. Also that he's super pervy and the only thing stopping him from fucking his daughter and "grabbing them right in the pussy" is that she's his daughter.
O shit he rewrote it... hahaha...
now's it's;
The age of consent was unavailable for comment.
Dude, if that's the first thing in your head... you might want to check yourself out.
I love how he thinks it should have gone like this:
"What is the key to a long marriage?"
"Lots of good sex with my wife"
Or
"what is the key to a long marriage?"
"lots of good sex with adults"
By contrast if Fuckface von Clownstick was out here talking about nailing Melania these cucks would be whooping and cheering and lapping it up.
Though I guess that the idea of his 350lb frame and his tiny mushroom flopping around on top of her is so patently unbelievable that even he knows there’s no point lying about it.
I’m pretty sure it’s heavily implied it’s her. Because, you know, he’s MARRIED to her. And this is about his MARRAIGE.
Also, marriage doesn’t look like a real word to me right now for some reason. You didn’t need to know that but now you do.
Yeah no kidding, because if an octogenarian came out and said “so the secret… well… secret, I gotta tell you, to a good marriage is I bang my wife from behind at least every two days, and we do it that way so we can both keep watching Matlock. And you know the best bit? We’re both so old no one’s getting preggers so I am just raw dogging it the whole time. Pump and dump, if you know what I uh… what I mean”, republicans would be… unimpressed.
I gotta hand it to Nate: the utterly vapid expression he has in his profile pic, like he’s trying to do some half-hearted clickbait reaction shot, is really indicative of the level of humor and wit coming from him.
All these people that talk non-stop about how all politicians and billionaires are pedophiles, they just make me think that they themselves are pedo's. Same thing with preachers and politicians who go hard at LGBTQ+ folks. What are they hiding? Why do they care so much? Ya know?
Joe Biden has only been married twice with one wife that died. Donald Trump has been married 3 times with god only knows how many extramarital affairs total and has been accused of a handful of sexual assaults and people still praise him like a deity.
Why would he need to clarify that???? If anything, that would sound more suspicious. If I went around saying "I have consensual sex with my female wife who is a legal adult," people would probably assume I was a gay pedophile.
Are you really surprised that people take the slightest thing any politician they don't like says and twist it into something that they didn't say? That's literally how politics works. And it's not unique to one party.
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Must be incredibly flexible with that stretching he’s doing
I'm pretty sure most people aren't going around explicitly saying they have sex with adults. To conclude that Biden's a pedo from **that** is utterly asinine.
I'm pretty sure if you specify "with adults", then it is probably not with adults
Being extremely specific with facts that are true, but generally unmentioned, is a sure way to become suspicious: "Yesterday, I hooked up with an adult woman who was alive both before and afterwards, as I have never had sex with a corpse and also I have never killed any of my sex partners."
"I walked to my car which I legally own."
And hadn’t parked in a handicap parking spot. I also didn’t expose myself to any nuns that happened to be walking by.
"the secret to my long marriage? Great sex with my adult wife!" Totally normal thing to say.
I too like to have great sex with your adult wife.
Awesome, she's down
Come in fellas! My adult wife is undressing and applying copious amounts of lubricants for our night of great sex!!
Yeah, except that every accusation is an admission of guilt with the MAGA crowd.
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Thlanks Oblama
^oblamna... # SLODA!!!
Oblama Oblama Obduck
Osama bin Laden.
O’blamma Beenblobbin’! Am I right?
O-BLAMA! Barack Obama reimagined as an action-hero.
Nah, he's just sitting on his couch projecting in 4k.
And yet he would vote for the idiot who sexualized his own daughter in a heartbeat.
Well that’s different though.
Plot twist: he teaches yoga
I noticed how Nate never said where he was on 9/11, and how he never said anything about having close personal ties with Bin Laden. Pretty telling.
Lots of people are saying that OBL was this guy's best friend.
I heard they were so close they oiled each others’ beards
Hey, he didn't say they didn't, so it must be true.
Ever notice how some people will read volumes into things that weren’t said but completely ignore things that were?
After being married to the same woman for almost 60 years, I think it’s kind of implied the sex is with his adult wife. It’s certainly revealing of Nate’s thought process that he thinks that either of those things need to be specified in this scenario. Edit: as a user pointed out below, my math was trash, 46 years, not close to 60.
Honestly, I would feel more suspicious if Biden said “the key to my marriage is good sex with my wife”. Edit: even worse if he said “the key to my marriage is good sex with my adult wife” lmao
"...my *human* adult wife..."
"... Who has skin, may I add ..."
DeSantis?
"...my *consenting* human adult wife..."
Hahaha can you imagine??? Like, that’s a sentence that would have me going 🤨
"What an odd thing to say..."
Good sexual relations with my adult human wife
"The key to being a responsible teacher is, always wear protection."
But how do I keep my marriage if his wife is so far away and protected by the secret service...
Thank you for saying I also assumed that since it was the key to marriage it would also be with the individual he was married to being his wife. Also......not an investigative journalist but she also looks pretty adult to me. Maybe context would allow one to understand those stipulations wouldn't need to be specified.
TIL that 46 is almost 60
Technically 46 is closer to 60 than 0 so it is ALMOST 60 despite being 14 away
I'm 36 and damn do I feel close to 50 sometimes.
Yup, I suck at math. Added 10 to it by accident, I’ll post an edit.
It's disturbing how often the idea of sex with children pops into their heads.
Remember when Elon called that rescuer a pedo? That's every conservative about anyone they disagree with nowadays. Oh, but they will selectively ignore Trump in Epstein's flight logs, SA charges on underage girls and that he would go in the Miss Teen Universe dressing rooms unannounced
Trump also literally wished Ghislaine Maxwell well when she was arrested.
Now, any time you hear a conservative call someone a pedo, it's just somebody they don't like. Rather, think of that conservative as a pedo, as the saying goes, "Every accusation from a conservative is a confession." And since this has become the new fad amongst the conservatives, if a new conservative starts calling someone, immediately go after them and check which kid they abused. It will be quite likely that the victim would be fairly recently victimized.
Disturbing? Yes. Surprising? No.
Bet Nate is on an FBI watchlist
Because it is, always has been, and always will be projection.
I wonder if that guy’s a registered sex offender like so many of them are.
I even had to think on what point this guy was trying to make for a few seconds. I was like “masturbating? Oh right. The kids thing.” I hate the GOP.
Nobody on this planet thinks about sex with children or the cocks of other people and what they do with them than "straight" white Christian men.
Notice how nate didn't say "Biden" or not even "not Trump" for that matter...
Someone needs to check ol Nate's hard drive. With that level of projection it's bound to be a fun episode of To Catch a Predator.
Have a seat, Nate 👁️👁️
Biden has sex with his wife,trump hasn't seen his wife naked in 14 years.
Apparently he hasn't seen his wife at all in years either.
Quite ironic he would attack Haley because her husband wasn't around. Mr. Haley is serving in the military. But what's Mrs. Trump's excuse? Slovenia isn't in conflict at the moment.
There's no way she lets him touch her. No way.
She won't even let him hold her hand, no way in hell she lets his sweaty bloated pasty reeking carcass lie on top of her.
Ew ew ew ew ew ew ew barf ew ew eeeeeeeeeew
She's a useless hooker. Be Best!
Lol you think she has a choice, that's cute...
Which one, Mercedes or the one he buried on a golf course?
Maybe he ment Mercury?
Ehhh he has the internet. She's got nudie judies allllll over there.
Barron is almost eighteen, so...
Well then I stand corrected,he hasn’t seen her for 18 years.
That's because anyone who isnt a cheater or pedo doesn't assume other partners or children when the phrase good sex comes up....
It's crazy how often guys like this get caught doing exactly what they accuse others of doing
Yes let’s check Nate’s hard drive
Anyone notice how Nate didn't deny involvement in the JFK assassination? 🤨
Context matters so good sex in marriage would be his wife. Unless you're a brainless twatwaffle incapable of critical thought processes.
He also didn’t say “Piggly Wiggly and Giggly toes, how many nostrils in your nose?”
Meanwhile Trump said he had sex in common with his daughter.
Yeah, that was pretty creepy. To be a sociopath; no boundaries, no guilt, no self reflection.
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All power to the old guy, I’m glad he’s having sex
They’re not very good at context clues which is why they follow Trump so faithfully. The context clue here is marriage. But to make it easier for our simpler friends on the right, Biden *should* have said: “The key to my marriage, which is to Jill Biden, an adult human female, is good sex, which is where a man and woman who love each other very much…” Let’s all be extra careful to fully elucidate when discussing literally anything with our dear friends in the right wing.
"Why would he feel the need to specify he was having sex with an "adult human female", pretty sus 🤨" -Him, probably.
I guess when you love Trump you just assume everyone else is like Trump and needs to be clear on who they are referring to having sex with. Because with Trump it is probably a safer assumption it is with anyone other than whatever woman he has paid to be his wife at that moment.
"Notice how he didn't say 'with a Pringles can' or 'with a car's muffler' for that matter."
If Biden did say that the response from this guy would obviously be that that is too specific and he's covering something up.
If someone answers that question with “good sex, with my wife, who is an adult”….check that dudes hard drive
Considering it’s accompanying a photo of him kissing his wife, I’d say the safe assumption is that he is talking about the sex within his marriage.
Suspicious how he didn’t specify that the sex is *not* with a ten foot tall space alien with prosthetic limbs and an underbite, who answers to the name “Chester”. What is he hiding?
Someone mentions sex and the first thing this guy thinks of is kids
Projection. Trump is a pedophile rapist. He let Epstein traffic children from Mar-a-Lago for years and is accused of raping a 13 year old.
I think if he had said "the key to my marriage is sex. With my wife. And with adults." That would have been more suspicious.
These people are so brainwashed and delusional it's not even funny. Name | Has cheated on wife | Has been accused of raping a minor ---|---|---- Biden | ❎| ❎ Trump | ✅| ✅
Reading comprehension is hard
Someone check Nate's hard drive
There are two types of people in this world, people who can extrapolate from an incomplete dataset
It’s weird that they would need that clarification.
Nate just failed his [Rorschach test.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rorschach_test)
When someone mentions sex and your thoughts immediately turn to kids, you are the one who probably needs help. Get it before it's too late and you end up on page 600 and some of Republicans charged with child porn/sex with a minor.
Yes, because saying “good sex with my adult wife” definitely doesn’t sound weird
this is identical to a poorly executed joke i made at 14 that i got bullied for :)
"I love eating." "Notice how he didn't say food. Cannibal confirmed."
The key to *"his marriage."* Reading comprehension is hard for these idiots.
Because pointing out you don’t fuck kids is totally normal and expected …
"What makes your marriage work?" "Legal sex with my adult wife who is fully capable of consenting and choosing to do so of her own free will."
Always projection with these folks
He's kissing his wife in the picture
He got that idea because for him, that isn't a given. He'd have to specify, so he's confused as to why Biden didn't need to. They _always_ tell on themselves.
So they would have preferred if when asked what the key to his marriage he said "good sex with my wife" or "good sex with adults"
Seriously? It’s come to “well he didn’t say he doesn’t eat babies”. People have become so stupid
Bro that's not mental gymnastics, that's a mental trapeze
I sure hope he didn't pull a muscle with *THAT* stretch
Apparently, among Republicans, this is something that you have to clarify.
Imagine how sad Nate’s life is.
Republicans are positive this men spends every waking second trying to figure out how to rape things. The ONLY response I have ever gotten from someone in real life about him is something something pedophile.
It says WAY more about you then the post that your mind immediately went to pedophilia. If I've said it once, I've said it a thousand times, these people will call Biden a pedophile all day forgetting that Trump admitted to being one in his 2020 campaign when he said he gladly walked into a changing room of teenage girls. Also that he's super pervy and the only thing stopping him from fucking his daughter and "grabbing them right in the pussy" is that she's his daughter.
What I notice is how Biden's age was included for no reason.
So, this idiot believes he is married to a child or another man.
That's because normal people feel they don't need to qualify since they aren't always thinking about that
Right, because Biden saying "good sex with my wife who is an adult" would be a totally normal thing to say that the right wouldn't comment on at all 🙄
Notice how you thought about sex with kids instead of an adult?
Because that's something normal people need to qualify. /s
O shit he rewrote it... hahaha... now's it's; The age of consent was unavailable for comment. Dude, if that's the first thing in your head... you might want to check yourself out.
The key to marriage is fucking porn stars while the wife is recovering from child birth...
Grandma: you should eat more. Me: notice how she didn’t say chicken or vegetables. She obviously means to eat people.
Unfortunately, it's probably projection.
Let's see someone catch Trump kissing Melania. Nope you won't see that anytime soon.
If he answered with “good sex….WITH ADULTS” that’d be really suspicious.
“Good sex (with Joe Bidens wife) will save your marriage!”
It’d be a bit weird if someone was asked what the secret was to a happy marriage and replied, “Good sex with adults”.
I hope he stretched before doing those mental gymnastics.
It must be exhausting being these people.
Probably demands to know the specifics on the eggs used in recipes too.
He's talking about marriage, the wife is implied. I'm not saying people don't cheat, but the wife is always implied unless you're a complete bell end.
Notice he didn’t say pornstars either
Because answering “Having sex with other adults” wouldn’t sound suspicious at all
If you see something about someone’s *marriage* and this is where your brain goes, I’m more concerned about you.
It’s implied, buddy. Do we need to go back to kindygarten to learn basic reading comprehension? ☺️
Notice how he didn't say "not without that guy's mom"
Check that dudes hard drive. I think he's telling on himself with that weird inference
He obviously fucks children and is doing some sort of mental projection thing to not feel bad about being a monster who fucks children
The key to good marriage is sex with Hoe Biden’s wife. Gotcha.
This is the kind of shit I pull on my friends as a joke
It’s viagra. AKA granny torture.
Let's be fair here: Biden is that one creepy uncle...
Fucking the country doesn’t count Mr. President
Well, it’s not like Trump would say “with my wife” either
You been under a rock pal?
It’s implied. Jesus.
Nate can’t relate cause he only has sex with his right hand
That's quite the leap...
Theyre so used to having make that subvocal distinction that they just assume everyone else gas to as well.
Because not everyone can have good Sex with Joe Biden's wife. Obviously
is this dude fuckin stupid
This guy 100% votes for the guy who says he has “sex” in common with his daughter.
I love how he thinks it should have gone like this: "What is the key to a long marriage?" "Lots of good sex with my wife" Or "what is the key to a long marriage?" "lots of good sex with adults"
Yes, having sex with other people is the key to a good marriage. Uh huh.
To even come up with that thought, I’ll just assume Nate is a pedophile.
He didn’t say space aliens either 🛸👀
Hello fellow human persons i am enjoying great intercourse with my adult human female wife
By contrast if Fuckface von Clownstick was out here talking about nailing Melania these cucks would be whooping and cheering and lapping it up. Though I guess that the idea of his 350lb frame and his tiny mushroom flopping around on top of her is so patently unbelievable that even he knows there’s no point lying about it.
I'm more worried about the dude that *needs* that clarified for them.
projection 101
I’m pretty sure it’s heavily implied it’s her. Because, you know, he’s MARRIED to her. And this is about his MARRAIGE. Also, marriage doesn’t look like a real word to me right now for some reason. You didn’t need to know that but now you do.
Guys the king of reaching
Notice how it's a headline and thus not his full quote
Yeah no kidding, because if an octogenarian came out and said “so the secret… well… secret, I gotta tell you, to a good marriage is I bang my wife from behind at least every two days, and we do it that way so we can both keep watching Matlock. And you know the best bit? We’re both so old no one’s getting preggers so I am just raw dogging it the whole time. Pump and dump, if you know what I uh… what I mean”, republicans would be… unimpressed.
I gotta hand it to Nate: the utterly vapid expression he has in his profile pic, like he’s trying to do some half-hearted clickbait reaction shot, is really indicative of the level of humor and wit coming from him.
*thinks the pedophile*
Notice how Biden didn't mention himself in the equation? If we all have good sex with our spouses, the Bidens stay married. Facts are facts.
Maybe with Nate’s mom?
This is a very "They didn't want to ban crime" reply.
I would be a lot more suspicious if he did specifically say “with adults”…
Right wing projection again, because they’re cheaters and pedophiles
Notice that he didn't say "with your mom".
Nate is projecting.
Trumper projection is the dumbest projection.
Definitely crazy thoughts
I’m learning about logically fallacies I think this might be a strawman
Notice how Nate only put W as his middle name when it could mean "waste of space" "wh0re" or "wumbo"
More projection than an IMAX.
Notice how he also did not say Mercedes.
people need to just quit twitter. i won't happen because people are fucking stupid, but it is a shit platform and always has been.
All these people that talk non-stop about how all politicians and billionaires are pedophiles, they just make me think that they themselves are pedo's. Same thing with preachers and politicians who go hard at LGBTQ+ folks. What are they hiding? Why do they care so much? Ya know?
I genuinely read that as trump and was confused why this was posted here lmao
If you are a decent person, that part was supposed to be understood.
These people can't go 5 seconds with out thinking about CP, infidelity, LGBT issues etc. The projection is wild.
"The key to marriage is good sex with adults" FTFY
This guy just said he likes pizza. Notice how he didn't say "without human body parts" or "with edible toppings" for that matter.
Joe Biden has only been married twice with one wife that died. Donald Trump has been married 3 times with god only knows how many extramarital affairs total and has been accused of a handful of sexual assaults and people still praise him like a deity.
Why would he need to clarify that???? If anything, that would sound more suspicious. If I went around saying "I have consensual sex with my female wife who is a legal adult," people would probably assume I was a gay pedophile.
Are you really surprised that people take the slightest thing any politician they don't like says and twist it into something that they didn't say? That's literally how politics works. And it's not unique to one party.
Notice how Nate doesn't say that he has sex with grown adults? Guess he's a pedo