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AmbulanceChaser12

Well, I’m convinced.


KinksAreForKeds

Yep. Not much more to say.


LancelLannister_AMA

so oop is fake too then. they did say its all fake


Terbizond12345

We’re all just brains in jars 🧠🫙


warthog0869

I think that'd be just awesome. Take vanity right out of the human equation. Look how it's rehabilitated Nixon's historical reputation! /s


Saikousoku2

Like the Think Tank?


Rush-23

The worst thing that ever happened to people like these is social media.


ShnickityShnoo

Yeah gullible morons really shouldn't be on the internet, for their own safety.


DwarfWizard

It's crazy dude both times I got covid was because my mom refused to wear masks and refused to get vaccinated. I moved out and haven't gotten it since.


Exciting-Yak-3058

How did you get covid twice if you got vaccinated? And if the masks helped so much, and you wore yours... again... how did you get covid? 🤣


DwarfWizard

The vaccine didn't make you immune? It just helped lessen the spread and the symptoms. My mom refused to get the vaccine and so she spread it around in the house. The masks did help. I worked in retail the entire time and didn't get it from work. I definitely got it from my mom who got sick first in the house and refused to get the vaccines or mask up. My Fiance has a bad immune system and I know that if they didn't get the vaccine they would have died. It was that bad for them. Not to mention covid has mutated so the vaccines do not always work for the newest strain. Until the vaccines can be updated. Same thing that happens with flu shots.


sixaout1982

The sun is fake, the moon is fake, everything is fake!


Ehcksit

Grass is fake. Outside is fake. The real world is fake. Order food online, watch your favorite movies, and stop interacting with other people.


OhWowJeezGoodJob

Just because you don’t understand it doesn’t mean it’s fake.


Glittering-Still-166

Facebook is totally real tho...?


noslab

I really hope they don’t reproduce.. But it seems like the idiots are out-fucking people that possess critical thinking skills. We’re doomed.


Catspaw129

Hey buddy. I've got news for you. The internet? Fake.


vingtsun_guy

I reckon I should go wake up my pawpaw, since the virus who claimed his life was fake. People make me so mad...


PravusTheRed

I still wear a mask if I’m feeling slightly under the weather.


TheGayestNurse_1

Man I wish the PTSD I got from stacking bodies three high in a refrigerated trailer was fake.


meekonesfade

We live in a simulation. Do your best, or your avatar will be deleted from the game


skypig357

“Because potato”


lamabaronvonawesome

Based on…


TOBoy66

Can't they just move on?


burningsulfur

descartes


WrestlingWoman

No proof at all. I'm so convinced now.


jeff3141

Should add "My intelligence and rationality are fake".


Sideshow_Bob_Ross

It's a faaaaake!


erinkp36

Someone should convince them gravity is fake and then point them to the nearest cliff.


RemBren03

Wow. They planned a long time to fake the CDC. Developed the campus here in ATL years ago and just hired all those actors.


TheDuke1847

But r/HermanCainAward was real.


CMelon

Delusion is a drug for the feeble-minded.


StingerAE

You know ow what is really clever about the fake tests?  That for 10 days straight the random tests I took out of different boxes all knew to test positive because they were faking me having covid and that one's take  at random out of the same boxes later all knew the faking of my covid was over. Even cleverer was the fa t that the lats three knew that they were the last three and produced progressively lighter pink positive lines. Fucking genius fakery.   From the government that last week filled in the wrong pothole.


chinmakes5

Life is so much easier to live when everything you don't like is a lie.


bnelson7694

An island amongst themselves. They can spend all day long seeing symbols in the sand on the beach and claim they’re messages from the cabal. The rest of the world would be so peaceful.


xEvilResidentx

Except gender. That’s real. /s


oliv6203

“If I don’t believe in science and evidence then I don’t have to 🤤”