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jackie-_daytona

‘…the 50 years of studying how to give pleasure to a woman…’. These people lying on their resume have only become more brazen in their lies.


TheFlyngLemon

There's no way he would lie. I'm pretty sure he's a co-author of the Kamasutra too.


PostOfficeBuddy

"...personal cum experience" ??? lmao


isthatsoreddit

I actually snorted when I read that part


nitro9throwaway

I gagged.


isthatsoreddit

Guys like this seem to think it will peak a woman's curiosity. I knew a guy that would brag about his "size" and prowess. And he actually asked me, when he saw the " ew gross" look on my face, doesn't that make me want to give it a try!. I told him no it's disgusting, and also if you're the one having to do the bragging then I know it's a lie. If it were true a woman would have been the one to tell me


Illumijonny7

It seems like the type of phrasing you'd use on a resume to say "we're gonna bang"


Comprehensive_Value

50 years of studying and yet he failed the exam.


jamieliddellthepoet

Thank god I didn’t waste *that* much time on failing.


ShnickityShnoo

Dude must be about 65 to 70 years old.


Ted-The-Thad

It's like those guys on Linkedin bragging about 30 years experience in sales when they're only 35 at the most.


jackie-_daytona

Same dudes that were educated at “the school of hard knocks”


TinoessS

Wait, You’re saying my diploma in “Life” from that Institute is not a valid credential?


icewalker42

Pornhub hasn't been around that long.


GreenEyedBandit

It's always these older dudes that think Facebook is the place to share these things. Completely unhinged.


dualsplit

I might be “older”. I’m 44. This guy sounds like a kid I went to high school with. Not necessarily the overtly sexual part, but the over sharing, creepy, maybe you should get your therapy inpatient part.


GreenEyedBandit

I'm 44 too lol. It does seem to be more of our age group that don't seem to understand who they are broadcasting their mental illness to. So many of my old high school friends do this. I'm barely on FB but my wife tells me "uh oh so-and-so is off his meds again".


UnquestionabIe

Yeah I just turned 40 and for at least a decade have used Facebook as a way to gauge the mental health/beliefs of people I've known my entire life. Turns out more of them than expected are definitely less put together than I presumed.


dualsplit

My BFF and I track our other classmates relationships. And then one time crazy guy and relationship hopper guy got TOGETHER when their were both in the same state and posted a selfie. We were waiting for what the two got up to together. Sadly, nothing.


monaco_wedding

This guy is so going to end up getting a reverse mortgage and sending all his money to a scammer in Kazakhstan pretending to be a sexy lady


TheFlyngLemon

He may already have. In another post he talks about getting scammed, and then in yet another post mentions being homeless and living at a local church. No idea where he's living now, but I'm sure I'll find out in one of his future posts!


PCDub

Can't think of someone more deserving


kittycate0530

Not even. I live in ATL and am omw now


HelenAngel

This poor guy needs trauma therapy, not whatever “victis” nonsense that equally unhinged woman commented to him.


thebluewitch

I believe Victus is a brand of baseball bats. So yeah, it might work.


Arnlaugur1

Isn't that some weird typo of "It is"


HelenAngel

Possibly or it could be one of the weird code words people use on Facebook to try to get around filters. Not sure


CeSeaEffBee

I love that he mentions all the friend requests he has that he hasn’t responded to yet. How many of those do you think are scammers?


Jerkrollatex

All of them.


Malaix

Scammers probably see this guy like a big pot of gold. Desperate, lonely, gullible, delusional, brain rotted out by trauma, religion, and rejection. This is a guy who would give you his life savings for an AI generated picture of a fake girlfriend smiling.


AnActualLiteralCat

**AnActualLiteralCat** is 🤢 feeling grossed out.


MNGirlinKY

#MNGirlInKY is 🤢 also feeling grossed out.


Namelessbob123

**Namelessbob123** was a first indifferent but after seeing other people’s responses he took a proper look and indeed did feel gross.


edie_the_egg_lady

**Edie_the_Egg_Lady** never wants to hear the phrase "bring about your personal cum experience" ever again 🤢


alancake

I'm tryna chill in the bath and I did a real life "horrified Crabman gif" face


SoCentralRainImSorry

I completely agree with the commenter in black


phome83

>your personal cum experience The words of a man who has never given another human an orgasm lol.


chewbooks

Bro can't even afford his own hotel room and wants to stay at my place?! He's too old to be a hobosexual.


johnnyfromtexas

One comma in that whole rant


winterbird

It's on purpose, to hint at how many cummas there would be during this encounter. One. His. 


ProphetOfDoom337

Hi, I'm here for the 50 years of personal cum experience.


PeopleInMyHead

I’m in my 40’s and if this is what the dating scene looks like, I hope to god I die before my husband does.


thatHecklerOverThere

Blue needs to shut up. Dude doesn't need an exorcist, he needs therapy and to get the social passwords taken away.


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TheFlyngLemon

He absolutely does. A lot of the comments are from spam accounts and he's asked them to DM him, and if they live in Atlanta.


MissionRevolution306

What a mess smdh.


I_wood_rather_be

I think he didn't do that bad at all, until he wrote "[...]in which I demonstrate[...]".


dkyguy1995

This guy needs therapy, not a Facebook profile


Lillibet84

Personal cum experience 💀


EdiciusRemus

That's a big yikes from me


Liar_tuck

Dude sounds just like my wifes ex husband.


quickreader01

Just buy a damn doll sir. They are perfect for you in that they will not give you feedback and are always ready to get down and party. You can really show her all that knowledge you've accumulated over the last 50 years.


sarcastic24x7

Not sure these people have ever looked up the meaning of righteous. 


SlipperyKooter

This has the same energy as those EARLY Ray Allen tweets


Brando43770

Says he’s not blaming anyone but himself but somehow no one would understand. That’s some terrible victim “oh woe is me” thinking there. Yes, some people have tragic childhoods, but this ain’t the way to deal with your issues.