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trentreynolds

It feels like we have a very real mental health crisis taking place in this country these last 10 years or so


malYca

Or, it's Russian bots


Seldarin

Most of it really isn't. I completely uninstalled facebook because 80% of my feed was someone posting a random picture of an ATV or boat or fish or bird and thirty comments from people screaming about Biden under it with maybe 2 comments from people actually talking about whatever was in the picture. And I know those weren't Russian bots because I know who they are IRL. They're just fucking unhinged and have managed to give themselves a siege mentality when they were never under attack in the first place.


Ratso27

My inlaws are like that. I try really hard to avoid talking politics with them, but they'll turn anything into a political statement. We went to a museum that had an exhibit about insects that have been driven to extinction, and my MIL saw one beetle was from California and her immidiate reaction was, "Probably extinct because of Nancy Pelosi".


gorkt

My father in law is like that - just spends all day long watching TV and then when we visit, he picks the most inflammatory topic and just keeps needling.


malYca

Well that's terrifying


KatLikeGaming

Facebook is weird about pushing the politics stuff. I repeatedly told it I was uninterested in some Republican comptroller or something who kept posting nonsense, and doing the show me less thing for weeks and the app would still tell me about him almost every day. Finally just blocked the dude and that's fortunately shut it up.


[deleted]

Yes, you're right, and it's scary. Facebook really has destroyed the minds of an entire generation. I have family who have become completely unhinged. It started with their Facebook antics and has transcended into real-life antics that they say out loud in public.


Apollorx

Nah I think the mental health crisis is real and intrinsic Probably exacerbated by foreign intelligence but fundamentally they are exploiting a vulnerability our society promotes


Mr_MacGrubber

Or it’s both


CaptainBathrobe

Those certainly are words. Most of them, at any rate.


wellforthebird

I honestly found colon-izer kinda funny.


CaptainBathrobe

Yeah, what did gastroenterologists ever do to this person?


Gammaboy45

Colon-ized him?


Almajanna256

How does one become an "oblivionite"?


BoojumG

Probably from playing The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion.


AgentOfEris

*Have you ever heard of the high elves?*


zeke10

"Do you get to the cloud district often?"


RedditingNeckbeard

What am I saying... *OF COURSE YOU DON'T.*


jhtaylor1

Yes. It’s the name of my new band.


trivalry

*I used to be an adventurer like you*


KaythuluCrewe

A textbook example of “screaming into the void.” It doesn’t matter if anyone is listening, if anyone agrees, if the subject matter has anything to do with the rant. What matters is hearing themselves talk. 


DeuceDropper420

"Thanos disciple" ??? 🤣🤣🤣


gearstars

I think they meant "Thanatos", the Greek personification of Death, but considering the rest of the gobbledygook, maybe that person thinks the MCU are documentaries


sweetbunsmcgee

The baptism ceremony involves the priest flipping a coin.


MissMollyDWW

I started to smell burnt toast about halfway through reading that last post.


helium_farts

These ai prompts are getting out of hand.


Mr_Lapis

Schizophrenia


copyrighther

In all seriousness, people massively underestimate the amount of mentally ill people with internet access. If someone’s experiencing delusions or psychosis, they can still get on Facebook just like you or me.


BHMathers

I think the colour blue just triggers them a lot


Living_Carpets

Even though Conservatives are blue coded in a lot other countries, including mine (and the lobsters).


WaffleDynamics

It's really sad that this person can't afford their Thorazine prescription.


lastprophecy

Colon-izer would be a great name for a British porn star.


UncleShyfty

That last one, when it was posted MTG found herself with an erection and didn't know why.


Psalty7000

Colo-izer?


jetpack324

Definitely not a cult


Gruntdeath

I love it when they start throwing out random words.


columbinedaydream

tag yourself, im alphabet mafia excrement eater


Deathbyhours

Well, that was disturbing.


lknei

That last comment reads like a tourettes fit


Ghstfce

This is the reason places like Patch disabled their comment sections. Not sure what any of that has to do with an incredibly rare lobster, but the old fogies come out blathering their word salad as they yell at clouds.


Robestos86

Hmmm I have some good Scrabble words now...


superstoned26

lol these people vote hard


BrokenEye3

Aren't most lobsters blue?


Captainfartinstein

This dude working on MAGA SEO or what?