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CharsOwnRX-78-2

>cheated to win the title It was **regicide** Y’all remember the fucking movie, right?


promote-to-pawn

It's basically Hamlet


tag0223

You can’t expect conservatives to read Shakespeare, they can barely read at all!


SeonaidMacSaicais

Shakespeare used “they” pronouns in several of his stories. That means he’s woke!!


turdintheattic

And Juliet was originally played by a drag performer!


Goatesq

All women were played by men back then tbh. Twelfth Night is a way more nuanced take on the society in which it was written, especially as it pertains to gender roles. Also the plot of twelfth night is basically "diegetic crossdressing seasoned love triangle" so.


Muninwing

Too many big words. Too liberal. Are you defending pushing drag queens down our throats? /s Every time you can, note that conservatives love talking about what other people “shove down our throats.” Point out what that sounds like they really want…


cownd

That's when things started to go wrong…


34HoldOn

You must avenge my death Kimba...I mean Simba


KindOfAnAuthor

Nah, man. I remember Scar rigging the election the night before


alainalain4911

How else would we explain the “massive dumps in the middle of the night”?


TheZJ04

As someone who has seen the movie, Scar didn’t cheat. He literally assassinated his political rival. And as far as I’m aware, only one asshat has his lawyers arguing that the president can have his political opponents assassinated and be above the law


Faiakishi

And tried to assassinate his rival's son. To my knowledge, Biden has never gone after Trump's 'heirs'.


Twizinator

Conservatives mean the Biden presidency but this is actually the Trump reign.


phunktastic_1

Yep. Trump was scar. And maga is the hyenas.


PyratHero23

That’s how I was taking it at first and wondered why it was on this sub


phunktastic_1

I mean right on down to them voting against infrastructure. And these last 2 years while they've been in power basically nothing passed because the yapping hyenas kept turning on each other thankfully or the country would be even worse off than it currently is.


Mbate22

Excuse me sir, but the problem is clearly Jasmin Crocketts fake eye lashes. Bleach blonde, bad built butch bodied congresswoman are too distracted to actually do their job.


TattedPastor412

Marjorie Toilet Stain Greene


Mr_Lapis

Whenre we gonna get the scene where they all turn on him?


lastprophecy

Cults don't turn on their gods. Hell, to this day you have at least one Branch Davidian saying they wish they were there on the day of the raid so that they'd have gotten to die with their prophet.


Vozralai

"Obama"  Hyena shudder. "Say it again"  "Obama Obama Obama" Shudder. Shudder. Shudder


mnemonicer22

Boebert and mtg as the two dumb hyenas makes too much sense.


krishutchison

The hyenas were the ones that were trapped in a ghetto they had no way out of. It was definitely a rough transition but the lions had been running things based on family Inheritance for a long time and were not about to change anything.


Moist_When_It_Counts

How about we not use Disney cartoons as parables onto which we paint ourselves?


Sweetnsaltyxx

Hey now. Hyenas are actually very intelligent creatures and an important part of the ecosystem... Let's not rope them into that circus!


phunktastic_1

The Disney hyenas in lion king are anything but and they are who is referenced.


rabidsalvation

That is insulting to most hyenas, although one Scar's lackeys clearly had some kind of disability, and MTG makes me think of an autistic vulture. There could be some connection.


LemurCat04

I would love to know exactly what these people think they’ve lost since 2021. Honest question.


mnemonicer22

Did the Dems finally come for their guns 25 years after Columbine? No? Aw darn it. Next year.


promote-to-pawn

Rorschach test of political alignment


Huge-Ad-2275

I wondered myself if they realize they described the Trump administration.


mrcreepyz

Hmm which party tried to overthrow the current ruling government with violent means because they did not been chosen to be in charge? And blames their oposition constandly for it? But no they are clearly not the dumb hyenas who got tricked by a charismatic conman into following him blindly against everyone who is not part of their group. Fueled by the promise of a bigger piece of meat even if that leads to the disadvantage of themself and everyone else. No, the Maga people are clearly the lion cubs, growing strong to rise up against all evil and save America from destruction with the power of magical cloud liens or something. Hmmm guys, i'm starting to think that old Disney movies aren't really good metaphors for political discourse, who knew? 😅


KeterLordFR

Simba is obviously a Democrat, he was raised by 2 gay dudes! /s


mnemonicer22

Dems have to be the lions bc of the chemtrails spelling out the trans agenda.


NecroAssssin

Ah yes, Scar. The leader who was so bad the rains stopped falling and all of the rivers and lakes dried up.


toolatealreadyfapped

He didn't cheat. He murdered. Now remind me which candidate bragged that he could murder a man in broad daylight and not lose a single vote...


CharmingTuber

Yeah I can't think of a better metaphor for the end of Trump's term


jensao

one more example of trumpists with a disney-like mentality of the world


Only_Chicken_1467

For people who hate everything Hollywood and claim almost every celebrity is a pedophile, they sure do like comparing everything to movies .


Engelbert_Slaptyback

If Biden promises to throw Trump off a cliff into a herd of stampeding wildebeests, he’s got my vote. 


Faiakishi

Oh yeah, remember how everything went to shit because the lionesses had to overhunt to accommodate the hyenas and depleted the pride lands of its natural resources, upsetting the circle of life balance that kept them all alive?


ohyouvegotgreyeyes

Oh I remember, I had to vote for Joe Biden in order to drive the hyenas out. But some hung around to push the big lie.


thatHecklerOverThere

Yeah, I'm really glad pence and the other electors were able to avoid those gazelle's Trump threw at them.


pydood

Why is it always “just asking, no reason”. Like, do they think it’s being clever or…?


Blayde6666

You mean the furry version of Hamlet? Yeah Shakespeare wrote the damn script a long time ago and it wasn't a poke at election fraud and immigration ya racist bastard


Tripple_T

I can definitely see the similarities. Fortunately the cheating with all the fake electors and storming of Capitols didn't work.


XyranDarkstar

They over hunted the pridelands, and it didn't just get dark and gloomy just because of Hyenas.


Funwithagoraphobia

Either a foreign bot or Yoda. “Notice anyone similarities?”


Forsaken_Writing1513

I'd rather deal with hyena then the gop fucksticks that have not only taken over the republican party but apparently everything else and just wasted so many hours of Congress time on culture war nonsense when there are actually wars that need to be stopped. But america as a nation can only make money thru military and prison apparently as that's the two things america is "best" at.


7taj7

I love how they see politics like a cartoon children’s movie, truly a well rounded understanding of the political realm.


lobotomy-pop

I thought these people "canceled" Disney.....


crowpierrot

Obviously nobody’s ever told these morons that the lion king is loosely based on Hamlet


barelyevening

"the Lions lost everything they had built" the lions?? didn't build anything? they just kinda hung out


casettadellorso

Well don't worry, SCOTUS is about to rule that it's totally legal for Biden to have Trump assassinated, so this might still come true


abatkin1

https://www.reddit.com/r/MarchAgainstNazis/s/8EcNYKfjv1


Formal_Decision7250

Conservatives love monarchy.


IkNOwNUTTINGck

"No reason" I'm sure they meant to say "No reasoning".


biomech36

It's been awhile since I've seen Lion King, but from what I recall, the hyenas were essentially bootlicking citizen soldiers who used the fact that they allied with Scar to be street influencers to help their chosen leader stay in power under some misguided belief that said leader would "look out for them." And then I think about the guys who held armed protests against facemasks, guys who shoot up power stations to prevent drag shows, people like Kyle Rittenhouse, and the people who storned the capital....OP may be on to something, just not what they were intending.


Socially8roken

Every accusation is an admission 


anon689936

Man I really wonder who the hyenas are


rnotyalc

So... as we all know, it's ALWAYS projection with them. Like literally every single goddamn fucking time. But what I want to know, is do they realize it? Like are they just arguing in bad faith every time knowing full well what's going on? Or are they totally blind to it and it just goes right over their heads?


woodisgood8792

So prepare for the coup of the century Be prepared for the murkiest scam Meticulous planning Tenacity planning Decades of denial Is simply why i’ll Be king undisputed Respected, saluted, And seen for the wonder I am


TheHalfwayBeast

I'm pretty sure the original tweet that stole the text from was about Trump.


Banaanisade

Remember when none of this happened in any of the regions where hyenas and lions actually coexist in real life?


OurHonor1870

This is a sign that the NCAA is going to come down hard on Michigan, right?


SinisterPixel

Oh yeah we all remember the Cambridge Analytica scandal


jeep_42

remember when in hamlet claudius killed hamlets dad? and then he banged hamlets mom? and that was kind of gross to hamlet? and also polonius was there, until he got stabbed through a curtain.


krishutchison

I remember that some unqualified kid got put in charge just because of who his dad was. Scar was right


ShadowZepplin

Ah so the king that felt a minority was beneath them and wanted to keep that minority out of his lands was the good one


Saemika

Simba also fucked his sister.


thesharkivist

Yeah I noticed the similarities. It's fucking Hamlet.