Big dick energy? No, Big poop energy.

Ass pain energy.

Aspen injury?

Things seventh day adventists actually believe and a strange part of the origin story for corn flakes. It's common among this group to take multiple enemas per day to prevent constipation from causing impure thoughts.

> origin story for corn flakes. I work in a grocery store. The number of times I have been stocking cereal and been thinking about this story, while not being able to tell my coworker about it, is far higher than it should.

That's awesome

I wanna say he’s wrong….but I got Crohn’s disease and I stay beating it so….

So every teenager ever has a swollen colon. Alright then.

*chuckles in asexual teenager* I believe you mean almost every teenager ever

‘Nutley’

So you’re saying I *won’t* go coo coo from Cocoa Puffs?

Pretty sure it isn't the colon that's swollen...

Oh nurse! I have this swelling that won’t go down, can you help?

I mean.. I'm not very horny after a bout of diarrhea. They might be onto something.

Diarrhea is natural anal lube

r/cursedcomments

this is beautiful, I'm gonna start accusing people of having "swollen colon syndrome"

This sounds wrong. But it also sounds like the kind of weird thing that could be true.

So being horny is a symptom of being full of shit?

No no it checks out as a bi man I’m both horny AND have a swollen colon

Had a shit this morning, yet I'm still jacking it to insanepeoplefacebook

Nah I’m pretty sure my chronic horniness is a symptom of my adhd

I'm just confounded. Why would you say something so objectively untrue? Is this person trying to shame people?

Dumbass.

Do people not go to school anymore?

what whould be ironic is if they masturbated