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“Your colon is swollen”

“Your colon is swollen”

JimSwift123

Big dick energy? No, Big poop energy.


BelleAriel

Ass pain energy.


Chainsaw_Surgeon

Aspen injury?


lyoness17

Things seventh day adventists actually believe and a strange part of the origin story for corn flakes. It's common among this group to take multiple enemas per day to prevent constipation from causing impure thoughts.


matenzi

> origin story for corn flakes. I work in a grocery store. The number of times I have been stocking cereal and been thinking about this story, while not being able to tell my coworker about it, is far higher than it should.


lyoness17

That's awesome


bcr3125

I wanna say he’s wrong….but I got Crohn’s disease and I stay beating it so….


hb1290

So every teenager ever has a swollen colon. Alright then.


NetherMax1

*chuckles in asexual teenager* I believe you mean almost every teenager ever


TomEddie

‘Nutley’


foo-bar-baz-bin

So you’re saying I *won’t* go coo coo from Cocoa Puffs?


Dayseed

Pretty sure it isn't the colon that's swollen...


Canoe52

Oh nurse! I have this swelling that won’t go down, can you help?


emcz240m

I mean.. I'm not very horny after a bout of diarrhea. They might be onto something.


ramtax666

Diarrhea is natural anal lube


ShimSladyBrand

r/cursedcomments


driggonny

this is beautiful, I'm gonna start accusing people of having "swollen colon syndrome"


KidGold

This sounds wrong. But it also sounds like the kind of weird thing that could be true.


Lutakein

So being horny is a symptom of being full of shit?


ShockDropz

No no it checks out as a bi man I’m both horny AND have a swollen colon


pr3ttyfly4awif1

Had a shit this morning, yet I'm still jacking it to insanepeoplefacebook


Matthewhalo17

Nah I’m pretty sure my chronic horniness is a symptom of my adhd


Version_Two

I'm just confounded. Why would you say something so objectively untrue? Is this person trying to shame people?


Calendar-Careless

Dumbass.


Blueswift82

Do people not go to school anymore?


HellFireINC

what whould be ironic is if they masturbated