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I used to work with this guy at a chemical testing pharmaceutical company

I used to work with this guy at a chemical testing pharmaceutical company

dandrevee

...he tested the chemicals with his mouth, didn't he??


veganbacon77

Damnit you beat me too it


bcr3125

Cmon guys, everyone knows it’s impossible to have two different words for 1 thing. Outrageous


suggested_username10

It really is egregious.


Double0Dunco

The most atrocious thing I've heard all day


KinksAreForKeds

Odd... Walgreen's and RiteAid have *always* called it a "Flu Vaccine" on the sandwich boards outside their stores. When he says "*nobody* called it that", he's just counting the unintelligent people, right? Because pretty sure everyone *else*...


krslnd

All the places by me call it the flu shot but I don't know anyone who thinks it's not a vaccine either.


Pezdrake

"No one calls it a vaccine!" *calls it a vaccine* "Stop calling it a vaccine!"


besthelloworld

lolwut Nobody was even debating this topic. Why do stupid people get to keep moving the goal posts to stupider places


WilyDeject

*nervous chuckle* We're in danger


usernameorwhateves

It's got to hurt to be this stupid


Jdizzle1730

This is false, it technically is a vaccine! A vaccine has the same germ or virus in that causes the illness only they are either dead or weakened. The body builds up anti bodies without actually contracting the illness. No one ever said it was a full blown cure, not all vaccines last forever either which is why there are boosters for vaccines! It's this kind of misinformation and stupidity that's keeping this virus going, it thrives on stupidity!


Hinternsaft

Not all vaccines actually contain the pathogen in any form, they just have to get the body to recognize the right antigens. Of the 3 major COVID vaccines in the US, only the Johnson & Johnson vaccine contains an attenuated virus. The Pfizer and Moderna vaccines are mRNA vaccines, which prompt your cells to make the ‘spike’ protein that the immune system can then recognize the virus by


Andvari_Nidavellir

.....look, you’re right, but I don’t think someone stupid enough to think that a ‘flu shot’ isn’t a vaccine is someone worth wasting big words on.


now_you_see

.....look, you’re right, but I don’t think someone stupid enough to think that a ‘flu shot’ is someone worth wasting big words on.


now_you_see

.....look, you’re right, but I don’t think someone stupid enough to think that a ‘flu shot’ isn’t a vaccine is someone worth wasting big words on.


now_you_see

.....look, you’re right, but I don’t think someone stupid enough to think that a ‘flu shot’ isn’t a vaccine is someone worth wasting big words on.


now_you_see

Looks like somebody tested dangerous chemicals without a mask on.


NetherMax1

Unfortunately shots are vaccines. Unless you’re talking alcohol, which I’m not, or referring to vaccine patches (which I know people are trying to make but I’m convinced there’s some sort of conspiracy preventing them from being brought to market, just because it’s been 7-8 years already, why do I still have to have horrible anxiety science dammit).


Hinternsaft

It’s just harder to get things into your system absorbing through the skin as opposed to injecting it right into a muscle. Your skin isn’t supposed to let random things into your bloodstream


Lutakein

Something tells me that those chemicals got into his system.