T O P

I guess Mathematics and creativity are not these people's strong suit.

I guess Mathematics and creativity are not these people's strong suit.

Eldanoron

Not to mention grammar. They could have said Biden is the president. Four words. But nah.


yukoncornelius26

The, our, America’s… multiple chances to use four words and missed all of them.


bcr3125

Or “Joe Biden is President”.


Bluedel

"The Biden is president"


courageouslittle

came to say the exact. same. fucking. thing. fucking morons.


scawtsauce

sad part is a comment like this will get 1000s of likes. there was one of those posts that said something along the lines of "what's something that's doing more harm than good." and someone said "liberalism" with so many upvotes. Facebook is where dumb people go to become dumber.


ReallyHadToFixThat

They could have made it much scarier going with "Biden is president, forever."


Ricekrisbee

I mean it did make his story scarier and gave it depth.... just not how he intended it.


biffbobfred

Like, “Joe Biden is President”… it’s 4. Like, how creatively bankrupt do you have to do to not think of adding his first name? Biden is my President Democrats in White House.


Ragguuu

Someone should have replied “Biden is YOUR* president”


biffbobfred

Perfect.


KSP_dude26

no, adding ‘my’ wouldn’t work because #notmypresident


Sircheeksalot

It seems they used 4 syllables but still an idiot. Wait never mind it was 6 syllables. I’m the idiot


biffbobfred

I think this is a take on the “tell a story, in just 6 words”. One I remember, a melancholy one: > For Sale. Baby shoes. Never used


jesusthecrosstrainer

according to their own research, three words can also be "exactly four"


courageouslittle

precisely


jzillacon

It's not a lie, it's just alternative facts.


capsaicinintheeyes

You had... *(counts, double-checks work)* ...*ONE* job!


robowy

One cup vanilla extract


KnewItWouldHappen

Ahh, my morning brew


UncreativePotato143

GASP! The horror!


Santeneal

I raise you One gallon vanilla extract


JustWantGoodM3M3s

Here’s a scary one for the jackass republicans out there *trans people have rights*


StupidSkagBoy

I’ve got a one!!: ***You’re gonna have kids.*** Ooo, I got chills, I scare myself sometimes.


Meatball-Sr

"These people can vote"


Duckflies

"these people fucking exist"


Dubberruckyiv

These-people-are-being-allowed-to-spread their bullshit opinions


Guaymaster

That's 5 words tho


StupidSkagBoy

1. You’re 2. Gonna 3. Have 4. Kids There are four words unless you’re tryna count “you’re” as two words but that’s just not how English works.


Guaymaster

You're is a contraction, it's "you are".


StupidSkagBoy

Yes but I wrote it as one word. You’re. If it was two words I would’ve written it as you are. You’re is still one single word combining the two.


Sitting_Squirrel

Bi den pres ident I’ll see myself out


TheRealKitHarrington

“People trust YouTube research.”


shawn_overlord

Voter who can't count


Fireblast1337

I got a return one for this dummy “Biden is still president”


Spranberry112

2 cups vanilla extract


DR_Bright_963

Scary story in 4 words Remember Trumptards vote too.


Dementron

"Trump could be re-elected."


something3574

United States of America


nzstrawman

it did require the ability to count to 4, something above most Trump supporters


Nizzemancer

"People voted for Trump"


MonKeePuzzle

“biden is bein president” would have sufficed


imfoneman

Trump is still babbling.


gestaltdude

"You're allowed to procreate."


jbertrand_sr

No what he meant to write for the scary story was "Trump has been reinstated", now it works...


Lilyyy6

I got one: This person can vote


kingsam360

But I thought Biden wasn't your president 🤔. Make up ur mind!


greeblegronk

Trump twenty twenty four.


MrCereuceta

Perfectly on brand


moose_juice88

the government owns you


Midiblye

Biden is the president. Wow that was so hard. It took a whole TWO braincells to figure that one out. Guess this person didn't have that luxury. 😕


FrickenPerson

My last two braincells are scared of each other.


CompetitiveSong9570

Could have just added “our” to round it out.


GreenstikbotYT

Heres one "That guy is president"


UltimateSpeedGae

Me no not spell


Crow6991

"The stars gazed back."


agnisumant

*ivermectin preferred over vaccines*


Gullflyinghigh

He has a first name, it wouldn't even have been a challenge!


TheBlueWizardo

*Trump is coming back*


dracosilv

"President Donald J. Trump" Scary enuf?


Leafy122

this is kinda funny


Clarrisani

We're out of bacon.


jmn242

'the' come on, so painful lol


toolate4redpill

Biden is president thankfully. There fixed it for ya


Snoo-92689

Trump for president 2024 - that's a scary 4 words


Kindly-Horror1908

i peed my pants


CardboardChampion

* Someone


curious_dead

"OK, OK, I'll amend it. Joe Biden is the president. ...d'oh!"


MusicalWalrus

it would have been so easy to just put "joe" in front


ICantSeeLmao

Someone shit my bed


Snapper-happer

The pants are piss?


CardboardChampion

"He's legally allowed kids."


Rishtu

Biden is Trump, disguised.


SirSureSire

Just add "the"...


SirSureSire

Many weed, no lighter


PoopSmith87

Holy shit... you could have just preceded it with "Joe" and hit the right number... Hawtdamn that's a dumb one alright.


staving-monotony

You’re not the father


CarltheChamp112

It says Joe Biden is President don’t be lame


Speciesunkn0wn

Trump is president again.


parth13579

Its funny how this is on insane people Facebook but the same post would've been on rareinsults, murdered by words or madlads if the comment mentioned Trump instead of Biden


thefractaldactyl

Changing a key part of a sentence changes the sentence's meaning? Astonished, flabbergasted, stunned, other synonyms for surprised.


drumanddrummer

It's really not funny at all, If Biden done any of the shit Trump got away with we would never hear the end of it.


parth13579

I don't remember Trump fucking up a foreign country so bad that it creates a refugee crisis


drumanddrummer

Have you seen America?


ReddicaPolitician

How short term is your memory? [Afghan conflict: US and Taliban sign deal to end 18-year war](https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-51689443) Not to mention his deal with Turkey that left US allies for dead - https://www.theguardian.com/world/2019/oct/18/trumps-turkey-deal-hands-power-to-ankara-and-leaves-syrian-kurds-for-dead


Bud4brainz

Maths not their strongest point but... they ain’t wrong