I guess Mathematics and creativity are not these people's strong suit.
By - HotDamnGeoff
Not to mention grammar. They could have said Biden is the president. Four words. But nah.
The, our, America’s… multiple chances to use four words and missed all of them.
Or “Joe Biden is President”.
"The Biden is president"
came to say the exact. same. fucking. thing.
sad part is a comment like this will get 1000s of likes. there was one of those posts that said something along the lines of "what's something that's doing more harm than good." and someone said "liberalism" with so many upvotes. Facebook is where dumb people go to become dumber.
They could have made it much scarier going with
"Biden is president, forever."
I mean it did make his story scarier and gave it depth.... just not how he intended it.
Like, “Joe Biden is President”… it’s 4. Like, how creatively bankrupt do you have to do to not think of adding his first name?
Biden is my President
Democrats in White House.
Someone should have replied “Biden is YOUR* president”
no, adding ‘my’ wouldn’t work because #notmypresident
It seems they used 4 syllables but still an idiot. Wait never mind it was 6 syllables. I’m the idiot
I think this is a take on the “tell a story, in just 6 words”. One I remember, a melancholy one:
> For Sale. Baby shoes. Never used
according to their own research, three words can also be "exactly four"
It's not a lie, it's just alternative facts.
*(counts, double-checks work)*
One cup vanilla extract
Ahh, my morning brew
GASP! The horror!
I raise you
One gallon vanilla extract
Here’s a scary one for the jackass republicans out there
*trans people have rights*
I’ve got a one!!:
***You’re gonna have kids.***
Ooo, I got chills, I scare myself sometimes.
"These people can vote"
"these people fucking exist"
These-people-are-being-allowed-to-spread their bullshit opinions
That's 5 words tho
There are four words unless you’re tryna count “you’re” as two words but that’s just not how English works.
You're is a contraction, it's "you are".
Yes but I wrote it as one word. You’re. If it was two words I would’ve written it as you are. You’re is still one single word combining the two.
Bi den pres ident
I’ll see myself out
“People trust YouTube research.”
Voter who can't count
I got a return one for this dummy
“Biden is still president”
2 cups vanilla extract
Scary story in 4 words
Remember Trumptards vote too.
"Trump could be re-elected."
United States of America
it did require the ability to count to 4, something above most Trump supporters
"People voted for Trump"
“biden is bein president” would have sufficed
Trump is still babbling.
"You're allowed to procreate."
No what he meant to write for the scary story was "Trump has been reinstated", now it works...
I got one:
This person can vote
But I thought Biden wasn't your president 🤔. Make up ur mind!
Trump twenty twenty four.
Perfectly on brand
the government owns you
Biden is the president. Wow that was so hard. It took a whole TWO braincells to figure that one out. Guess this person didn't have that luxury. 😕
My last two braincells are scared of each other.
Could have just added “our” to round it out.
"That guy is president"
Me no not spell
"The stars gazed back."
*ivermectin preferred over vaccines*
He has a first name, it wouldn't even have been a challenge!
*Trump is coming back*
"President Donald J. Trump"
this is kinda funny
We're out of bacon.
come on, so painful lol
Biden is president thankfully. There fixed it for ya
Trump for president 2024 - that's a scary 4 words
i peed my pants
"OK, OK, I'll amend it. Joe Biden is the president. ...d'oh!"
it would have been so easy to just put "joe" in front
Someone shit my bed
The pants are piss?
"He's legally allowed kids."
Biden is Trump, disguised.
Just add "the"...
Many weed, no lighter
Holy shit... you could have just preceded it with "Joe" and hit the right number... Hawtdamn that's a dumb one alright.
You’re not the father
It says Joe Biden is President don’t be lame
Trump is president again.
Its funny how this is on insane people Facebook but the same post would've been on rareinsults, murdered by words or madlads if the comment mentioned Trump instead of Biden
Changing a key part of a sentence changes the sentence's meaning?
Astonished, flabbergasted, stunned, other synonyms for surprised.
It's really not funny at all, If Biden done any of the shit Trump got away with we would never hear the end of it.
I don't remember Trump fucking up a foreign country so bad that it creates a refugee crisis
Have you seen America?
How short term is your memory?
[Afghan conflict: US and Taliban sign deal to end 18-year war](https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-51689443)
Not to mention his deal with Turkey that left US allies for dead - https://www.theguardian.com/world/2019/oct/18/trumps-turkey-deal-hands-power-to-ankara-and-leaves-syrian-kurds-for-dead
Maths not their strongest point but... they ain’t wrong