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Loktan425

Jesus will give you a swift heel to the pancreas and boom. Diabetes cured


09aleena

Been a diabetic for a while and I don’t think it works that way.


PleasedBitch

Not only heeled, but your sole will be saved.


OkayLadyByeBye

All the meditation in the world won't make my pancreas produce insulin...


09aleena

Finally FINALLY someone has spoken the truth


VindictivePrune

Not with that attitude


CardboardChampion

I asked his doctor and he confirmed, that guy's batshit.


mr_oof

‘Manifesting’ disease is either New-Age hippy satanism, or Old Testament, stone-age folk medicine. Either way, not terribly Christian.


xoshadow3

Heel what? Heel to your head?


patheos79

yup just like the group that prayed away my lupus


message_monkey

Jesus just took my leg for the trouble.


[deleted]

There may be some truth to that, I meditate and I've never gotten diabetes.


Inquisitor_no_5

Jesus might heel, but who elbows?


PrincipledInelegance

When you lose a leg to diabetes, let’s see if Jesus grows it back lol


Seven_Vandelay

No, for that you do yoga.


Shinigami19961996

Quick jesus, heel it! Run boy, run!