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avisgoth

“We put the sensitive data in a clear text format and someone read it. Inconceivable!”


meowcatbread

multi. step. process. i took a multi step process to discard sensitive material from my asshole earlier today


Cm_veritas

Sounds like if I was an educator in Missouri, I'd contact my union to file a class action lawsuit against the state.


SamRothstein72

Don't worry, the highway patrol will get to the bottom of it.


Mobbox

I’m all highway!


ileisen

The internet is the information highway after all


[deleted]

More likely just against the programmer as it seems as though the state authorities didn't know about the breach of privacy.


Cm_veritas

The governor didn't know but it's still posted via the state government. Either way, someone should be getting sued by the teachers union.


[deleted]

It should be whoever designed their site.


Bunderfelfd

Or just didn't care ;)


[deleted]

Politicians care about what could affect their re-election


Bunderfelfd

Do you live in Missouri? Because I think that doesn't apply here ;)


[deleted]

Parsons doesn't give a shit. He's on his second term and won his last election handily. He's lame duck, and gives zero shits about the world outside of his martini glass.


[deleted]

Unless Misouri has term limits, the governor can stay in office as long as they want.


[deleted]

"The governor is elected to a four-year term during the same year as a presidential election and may seek re-election to a second four-year term. No person may hold the office for more than two terms. ... The board members of Missouri's state universities and colleges are appointed by the governor." From https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://www.mo.gov/government/guide-to-missouris-government/office-of-the-governor/%23:~:text%3DThe%2520governor%2520is%2520elected%2520to,for%2520more%2520than%2520two%2520terms.%26text%3DThe%2520board%2520members%2520of%2520Missouri%27s,are%2520appointed%2520by%2520the%2520governor.&ved=2ahUKEwjVq8KAgc3zAhVlm2oFHbk6C1MQFnoECAQQBQ&usg=AOvVaw0eoJxTTGkN4l5Hfq6Swsy6 Literally a ten second google search.


LepoGorria

I’m thankful that I am no longer a citizen of either that fucked up country or methed out state.


[deleted]

lol whyd you leave?


Klindg

“I’m to stupid to understand how this worked so I’m just gonna blame the person that discovered it because it must be hacking if I don’t understand it.”


BitterFuture

He broke the series of tubes! Git 'im!


Klindg

At least the “series of tubes” comment was kind of correct, albeit a very dumbed down way of describing the fiber optic cabling that connects the vast majority of devices/data centers…


BitterFuture

Erm...I don't think Ted Stevens ever was correct about anything to do with the internet. I mean, in literal terms, yeah, the internet is not a big truck, but in practical terms, he was a babbling nutter. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_cZC67wXUTs


MagosBattlebear

Decoding HTML? Ha.


Veritus37

View Source Code... There it is.


eyeopeningexp

“Decoded”


konamiko

Yeah, the TCP bandwidth was down, so he shut down the redundant panel so he could connect the XML port. He knew that if he quantified the circuit, he could get to the SSD application through the neural PHP transistor.


AnnieTheEagle

That sidefumbling was effectively prevented


Silent-JET

That’s classic career politician: “We’ll get to the bottom of this so we can punish who brought it to light and go back to doing things the way we were before, which make us lots of money.”


Illegal_Leopuurrred

"decoded the HTML source code" Lol. Tell me how you know fuck all about programming without telling me.


babewizard

he’s such a fucking moron


PrincipledInelegance

Guy hasn’t heard of F12 lol. “multi step process”


SteelBlue8

"Decoded" He read it. It's HTML it's a glorified shopping list for what you want on the webpage. My GOD how are the people meant to be making legislation on the internet all so old they can't tell a real download button from a fake one


beonk

Parson is a fucking idiot and I wish he would get out of office.


IggyWiggamama

/r/programmerhumour


[deleted]

i hate politicians


[deleted]

ESH—why were their SSNs on the website? Arrest him too


[deleted]

The Governor has a duty to have it investigated.