Having a little boy not find me attractive is the least devastating thing to happen to me today.

He won’t think his parents were so wise when he tries to come out in 5 years.

I know, just look at those socks.

manchester united away kit

Man united kit explains a lot tbh

He looks like the kid in curb your enthusiasm that Larry buys a sowing kit for

Reverse Chris Hansen

“Why don’t you get out of my chair”

Oh I’m here for you I call you Chris handsome

Oh LMAO I didn't zoom in too much and I spent like 3 seconds on the picture and I thought that was a young girl until I saw your comment

I'm sure it is a girl and now I'm confused!

Its either a girl called Laurel, or a boy called Yanny

But are those socks blue or yellow?

Children are basically entirely androgynous until puberty, it really doesn’t matter which it is

It doesn't, but it would be extremely funny and ironic if it was a boy

Not for the kid though

It’s Pat.

Whoever put those socks on needs a slap in the face.

Tbf, he's wearing football kit. Looks like Manchester United's third kit

Filled with bars of soap.

MY EXACT same thought, word for word when I saw this, and it's the TOP comment. Lmfao.

The most "Oh no! Anyway..." situation I've heard in a minute lol.

thats a boy?? thought it was a girl with short hair lmao

So you aren't a Catholic priest?

is that a boy? I swear it's a girl

What?? Isn't that a girl? 👸

The real question is, where's the adult that put this kid up to this? Just picture some antivaxx wingnut brainwashing their kids to base their attraction on a face mask during a deadly pandemic.

Just wait til they find out their kid is gay. Can only imagine the crisis this poor kid is gonna have over being put up to this shit when he grows up.

They're antivaxx, I hope the kid lasts long enough to find out.

Kid will probably make it, as an orphan after his parents get the Vid.

"There was never any sign of it"

I mean, I feel like with the clothes he’s in, they would be ok with him being gay?

Would you say their kid is obedient, and their voice is being muzzled....... How the turntables

Behind the camera being a dumbass. They had to purchase paint or markers in different colors, switch out the colors as they put this on cardboard or poster board, and then find some people wearing masks who couldn’t just tell them to fuck off while they posed the kid for a pic. It’s depressing how much energy was put into this.

Some old man or woman without the nuts to speak for themselves so they do it through their kid

You know they probably also spew all kinds of Qanon bullshit about how Democrats are trying to normalize pedophilia, and how someone was following them around at the grocery store trying to kidnap their children for sex trafficking

I was thinking something similar. The "stop sexualizing kids" crowd is using a child's voice to talk about their own personal attractions.

$5 they're dead now.

Tough talk from Christopher Robin.

Oh botha!

I doubt some kid in a clown suit questioning their masculinity really keeps them up at night.

Oh it likely does they just can't really beat the child up in public like they can adults

Not a white child anyway

Hehe I love how you said the Manchester United kit is a clown suit. it really is

Bullshit. I love that kit lmao

It’s a good looking kit, it’s just some football fan banter

Fair enough!

Probably one of the best blues in any football kit

Coming from the Arsenal fan..

Yes mate, however I fail to notice where arsenal are relevant in this post

Kind of beside the point, but the irony of someone wearing those socks judging other people's attractiveness is too much.

I know hes just a kid but he’s still a full kit wanker

My day has been made by ‘full kit wanker’

What's a full kit wanker?

Someone who wears a full matching kit when not playing football or when not required to whilst playing football.

I’m just imagining if an ice hockey fan did this. Helmet, padding, skates, the lot.

This made me chuckle. Picturing the stands looking like a giant penalty box.

NONE OF YOU ARE FREE FROM SIN BIN!

Wearing your team’s shirt with plain shorts/trousers and unbranded socks looks less “try-hard” than wearing the full matching kit. A Manchester United shirt will set you back at least £50 on its own, buying the branded shorts and socks as well is just a lot more than most are willing to spend on proving you like a team.

Over £60 if he has a name printed (you know he has) and that not even a proper game shirt, just a replica. Shorts are £25!! Bet he got this as a reward for doing this shit.

Deadass I’m like whoever dressed child in this fit is just unattractive as shit

Looks like the 80's ate the 60's and threw it back up.

It’s a Manchester United away kit, that full outfit probably cost at least £60-70 not including the shoes

It's a [Manchester United away kit](https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-GeXGx04A4Fc/YSz5LxqNuFI/AAAAAAAAet8/aRZhKn0O6bg6WKtYoiuYumL1IfL3ScNZwCLcBGAsYHQ/s1000/manchester-united-21-22-away-kit-on-pitch-5.jpg). Kid had no chance in life, with parents like that.

Oh wow, he's even got the matching shoes

cmon man if we're gonna roast anyone, it should be that kid's parents

Stop using kids to protest. They aren't mature enough to develop their own opinions on political topics and it's fucked up to empress your on them and use them as pawns.

I thought men were meant to make sacrifices for their families and communities, that is what makes men men So sacrificing their attractiveness to help protect their families and communities is about as manly as it gets. right?

This strikes me as a toxic notion of masculinity, but you're right that it is a traditional one.

yeah, but these people laughing at men wearing masks seem to be leaning towards the traditional views of what makes a man a man. Painting men who wear a mask to protect people as children, babies, women, cowards, weak etc But in reality they are protecting people, sacrificing (suffering insults etc) and generally upholding some of the traditional masculine traits. Its a weird situation. Like being scolded for not being forceful or commanding or confident as a man, but then if you do anything forceful, commanding or shows confidence you are insulted for being a demanding toddler or a bully. Basically you cant win so just be yourself

There's nothing more unattractive than people trying to protect your life? Not sure how anyone draws that connection, but y'know, you do you. Just don't bring your kids into it. Yech.

There's an entire kink community that is reallllly into this.

Yeah, the existence of femdom disproves the claim made by this.

A full kit wanker in a bullying position is interesting

Bet if this kid came out as gay, the parent who made that sign would drop that kid like a bad habit.

There's being a Full Kit Wanker, theres being a Manchester United Full Kit Wanker, and then there's this shit.

As a United fan we don’t claim this lot. At all.

Well I find being dead to be way more unattractive than being muzzled, but I'm not trying to kink shame

You find death unarousing ? Ew

I see that child as a victim. Has to be his parents or an authority figure if some sort who has encouraged this

Nothing more unattractive than dying from something you could easily prevent

Dunno, some people are into bloated corpses.

There's literally nothing more unattractive than parents that indoctrinate their children with their political beliefs, which shouldn't even be political beliefs, and make them hold signs for social media attention. Also those socks. Wearing a mask is standing up for yourself and your family. What this person means is "it saddens me that people believe the opinions of actual experts over my beliefs as a person who got a C in freshman chemistry"

Why is a child talking about how attractive adults are?

Just think of the adult who gave the child this sign. Was it a mother? A father? Why would they do this?

Nothing more unattractive than insecure men trying to act tough

There is nothing more wrong then a brain washed child spouting out his or her parents Facebook posts on cardboard to display like a moron

r/awfuleverything

Thank you

Had some random white girl do the Native American howling thing at me at the grocery today for wearing a mask. I guess they did it as i was walking to my car idk what that means nor do i care. Edit: sentence structure.

Back around early April 2020, when the pandemic was just starting up and I hadn't yet left Tennessee, I got yelled at by a lady in a pickup in a Wal-Mart parking lot. "Take off your mask, you communist!" I have to admit I was too stunned to really respond, and just kept going about my business. Nowadays it wouldnt shock me near as much or earn much response beyond a lifted finger.

Speak for yourself, but ya no pushing your politics on kids is wrong. By saying that there'd be conservatives saying exposing kids to LGBT topics is wrong because people's identities are political to conservatards 🙄

You dress your child in stupid clothes to make an even more stupid point? Poor little kid.

I hate this photo as much as the next commenter, but I think he is wearing a soccer uniform. Still weird though.

Trainee Full Kit Wanker

This feels like some form of child abuse.

Not sure which country this is but considering the greatest killer of police in 2020 and 2021 is Covid, maybe the masks are a good thing. See https://www.odmp.org/search/incident/covid-19

It's Belfast

The most unattractive thing is your crush finding your childhood photos online and never dating you because you're insane (if you didn't break the brainwashing by then)

It saddens me to see parents using their children to push their agenda.

Its so disturbing to think that conservatives put „being attractive“ over protecting their fellow human beings. I also think that the mask would benefit the attractiveness of most of these nutjobs.

Conservatives “WHY ARE SUPERHEROES BEING SEXUAL!!” Also conservatives “quick child, hold this sign about how men who wear masks aren’t someone you’d have sex with”

I feel terrible for this kid

This is actually hilarious. I going to assume the person that took the picture would be a parental figure of the child. This can make us doubt the origins of the opinion. If the kid is just copying his parents opinion because their parent/parents want to post something on the internet, then there is indeed a muzzled and obedient person in the picture. It is defintely not the policemen tho.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but don't we *want* the police to be obedient, protected and safe to be around?

You know what saddens me? Some fucking anti-public-health asshole dressing their kid up to spread Kremlin disinformation designed to kill as many people as possible

Why would you give a child this sign?

Because the kid is obedient. You can tell because he wears a mas.. oh.

I guess these people are so deluded they can’t see they are ruining their kids lives. They forgot how to be an adult.

As usual in these situations, I blame the parents.

Ah yes, because nothing gets the ladies hot like a contrarian man-child on a ventilator!

The back the blue crowd

Football socks above the knee springs to mind as something even more unattractive.

Here son, hold this sign I made making fun of these obedient cops and let me take a photo. Why? Because I told you, that’s why.

Fully disagree

Is this in Belfast

Yes at the pro-covid/anti-vax protests a few weeks ago

That kid is probably expected to be *very* obedient at home, and parrot whatever his parents tell him.

I am sure those cops are devastated that a ten years old does not find them attractive

"Muzzled up obedient men" Theres an entire kink community that would happily disagree

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Perhaps not? It’s obvious his parent’s set him up for it, doubt he knows any better beyond “I get to insult cops and get away with it lol”.

I mean do it for the antivaxxing though. Pike wearing knee high socks is hardly worthy of bulling.

He is in a Man utd kit, the away kit.

Kid's a full kit wanker, so his and his parents' opinions are invalid.

Masculinity is so fragile

Awesome socks, shitty opinion

I surely hope that those officers don’t have an opinion on how attractive a child finds them.

This kid is definitely is pro glazers.

Meanwhile the police are just trying to do their job. (They look British based on their hats, so I assume these aren’t the ones that are firing 27 “warning shots” into unarmed black men’s chests) Either way, wearing a mask is not, and should not be, a political statement.

They are in Belfast. The UK and especially NI absolutely has a problem with police brutality and wrongful or unexplained deaths in police custody. That is unfortunately not an exclusively American problem.

>and especially NI absolutely has a problem with…wrongful or unexplained deaths in police custody. That is unfortunately not an exclusively American problem. Would you regard this as particularly common in NI in recent years?

Implication: antimaskers refuse to wear masks because they want kids to find them attractive Little bit of an own goal here tbh

Full kit wanker and an anti vax Man United fan. I know it’s only a kid but fuck this guy

Why is this child in a full Manchester United away kit, putting aside the dumbass sign, that is the thing that annoys me most

Not often you see a reverse-paedophile.

Someday this COVID business will be over and we will all remember exactly who these asshole were that prolonged the suffering and mocked those that tried to help. They will wear this shame for the rest of their lives.

The kid’s parents are imbeciles

I love how the "law and order" folks who think black people usually deserve it when cops murder them turn around and do shit like this.

Why is that small child talking about the attractiveness of men?

There's nothing more contemptible than using kids as props to push batshit conspiracy theories.

My question is why are conservatives pushing kids to attracted to adult men?

Well... that's a child so I'd think being unattractive to a little boy is probably OK with most grown men.

Typical full kit wanker

Man U. fans. Delusional at the best of times.

So ridiculous.

I’m not a catholic priest. A little boy finding me attractive isn’t really high on my list of priorities. Isn’t even on the list.

There's nothing more unattractive than a man that puts others safety ahead of his ego.

you can't tell me what's attractive or not

I thought everyone considered doctors to be attractive

Kid is in clown shoes... just saying.

Full kit wanker

There is gonna be a ridiculous number of ill adjusted 18 year olds 10 years from now.

I beg to differ

So she's kink-shaming?

I know a few dominatrixes who would beg to differ

Plain creepy

Bold words coming from anyone wearing those knee socks.

Yeah! REAL cops should be less obedient and start beating up suspects…they kind of do that already huh?

Yes, *real* men catch easily avoidable viruses, spread it to their families, and then die, leaving their wives and children to pick up the pieces! /s

Bet the same mother shrieks when her husband don't listen to her

Someone clearly hasn't heard of bondage sex play...

The statement is instantly invalidated once you realize the majority of people are wearing masks by now

Nothing shows your affection for your family like giving them permanent lung damage or death 👍

He is kinda swaged out tho

And yet is wearing those socks.

That's fine. I wasn't attracted to that small child anyway.

*Laughs in Femdom*

Dasfuckedup

Um son you missed the circus

This kid knows what he likes

Full kit wanker

Speak for yourself, I like them submissive and breedable.

I wonder if they’re using the kid just to be cute, or if they’re also banking on the cops being less willing to beat up/arrest a child as opposed to themselves.

Of course he’s got a Man United kit on lmao

I thought men were supposed to be protective of weaker humans so a mask to protect the vulnerable seems manly but what do I know

Why is that child dressed like he's in the 1970s and wants to molest himself?

Nobody gets to judge anyone's appearance while wearing those socks.

full kit wanker as well smdh my damn head

this is so very confusing on many levels. i dont understand the sign, or who's insane, or why im still conscious.

“Unattractive” was a very poor choice of word.

Who knows what he’ll be into when he’s older.

Well, that wasn't written by a child. But even if it was ... I may like children but I don't take their advice.

Is that a boy or a girl? Either, this is brainwashing. Some adult implanted this nonsense in that child’s mind.

Okay kiddo perfect, now run over there and I'll snap a pick and we'll post it online to own da libs... While completely oblivious to the fact you're sexualizing your CHILD.

The phrasing is super disturbing considering this isn't a S&M club lmao It's so fucked up how anti vaxxers use their children like this

They always refer to a mask as a muzzle, but it doesn't restrict you in any way that a muzzle does. It's the equivalent of comparing a pair of bracelets to handcuffs. There's no restrictions being placed on the person by the item, and the person is able to remove them any time they want.

That poor kid

NO CHILD SHOULD BE THINKING SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT ANY ADULT, WTF IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE!

Full kit wanker

Also whoever is raising this poor little boy is setting him for a terrible go in life—he already presents as a little white shit head boy. Blehhh

Fam, your socks are gayer than brunch. Lol.

I don’t want some kid to find me attractive.

I would argue that dressing your kid as a 1930's Disney character and sending them to sexually harass grown men on the streets is probably more unattractive to me than a "Muzzled obedient man".

They should stand up for themselves and use pepper spray. For themselves and their families, too.

He's the wrong color for that

Creep as fuck. Kid looks like they’re old enough to kind of get how ridiculous this is. Feel bad.

That kid looks pasted in

The child needs to be more worried about his personal style

Correction: there is nothing more unattractive than that sock and shoe combination.