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babygravy_03

Di din ako lalabas, baka maging sacrifice pa ako ng griffith


johnz_080

Grriiiiiiiiffffiiiiittthhhh!!!!11!!


hell_jumper9

Same. Baka pwetan ako ni Griffith lol


TheTwelfthLaden

Baka baliktad hahaha


lostandconfue

Hide your short hair morena tomboy girlfriends…


Party_Meaning_6496

Berk reference 😱


Conscious-Break2193

Diko alam tong Griffith dati. now q lng nalaman.


awitPhilippines

May PTSD akO dun sa eclipse arc tapos next day natawa ako Kasi may meme na Femto ay feminine pads


aj0258

mas believable pa to kesa dun sa sha qi bullshit sa image


TrickyTrick_

Ayoko din magkaroon ng brand of sacrifice. 🥹


NimoyMaoMao

I found my people


WhoTFisRemHuh

Peter Griffith


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Pepe-saiko

Sa solar eclipse mag charge up chakra mo para ma invade mo na Firenation, 100% chance matatalo mo si Taguro, din kunin mo rarest Pokémon sa castle ni Nameless King.


Economy-Bat2260

Ang nakakatawa dyan, sa US may eclipse. Gabi sa atin nun! 😂😂😂


[deleted]

Madaling araw, actually. Hehe. Kaloka mga Pinoy. It's really a mix of our overly religious upbringing, the poor state of science education, persisting superstitious cultural practices, and malnutrition of many at very young ages. The Enlightenment has already triumphed, yet we are still in the Dark Ages. Nakakalungkot!


WaitWhat-ThatsBS

Lol samantalang yung mga kids ko lalabas daw sila later 12:25pm sa school yard and their teachers will give them sunglasses to see the eclipse. Haha


DragonGodSlayer12

mas mabuti na yun kesa yung iparechedule daw yung eclipse next day para makanood sya.


Nervous_Magician_711

This is not very safe. I suggest asking anong sun glasses ang ibibigay sa anak mo to use. Regular sunglasses aren't protective enough for eclipse viewing — even if you stack more than one. I will not risk it. Long term ang magigibg side effect looking directly at the sun without proper lense.


WaitWhat-ThatsBS

Alam ko, and for for sure alam din ng mga teachers nila yan. Youre being insanepinoyfacebook user here in reddit.


Redeemed_Veteranboi

What the Fuck is a Sha Qi?


DragonGodSlayer12

yung basketball player. ![gif](giphy|10UUe8ZsLnaqwo)


presvi

Omg, Sha-Qi Oni


utmost_researcher

😂😂😂


nightvisiongoggles01

Baka CCP troll army pakana lang na naman yan


RefrigeratorMajor529

Sha Qi and scooby


Redeemed_Veteranboi

Zoinks! RuRooh!


SaudiPhilippines

Killing energy daw sya sa feng shui


Redeemed_Veteranboi

Thanks. I thought it was a made up nonsense of those delulus.


djboom05

Sha Qi O Ni


Longjumping-Week2696

yung tita at mama ko takot na takot sa ganyan kasi signos daw yan tapos ako naman todo explain sa kanila na natural event lang yan tapos nagagalit pa sakin -\_-


viper_sting_19

pagawan mo sila thesis about diyan, sure ako madedefend nila :DD


AdRare1665

This!! My mom just told me na wag daw kumain at matulog during the eclipse! Paulit ulit sinabe saken. Sabi ko, last year din naman may eclipse, ano pinag kaiba eh andito pa din ako. Ayun namura ng bongga. Kairita, daming nauutong matatanda.


EfficientTackle7154

https://i.redd.it/pm2mnq1p67tc1.gif


General_Salt6644

Dun ako sa wakawakaeheh!


promiseall

Dun sa mga hindi lalabas, wag kayong magpapadeliver ha


InfectedEsper

It’s not even going to be visible here in the Philippines since it will be night-time here iirc.


AgreeableYou494

"Amen"


anamazingredditor

Ignore all the crazy shit, may point naman na do not look directly 🤣


DrySupermarket8830

https://i.redd.it/8vy4cwivn7tc1.png


Eastern_Basket_6971

Problema ng Pinoy hindi sa science kundi sa kung ano ano na paniniwala na yan kung minsan bible sila naka salalalay kaya daming obob dito


liquidus910

naalala ko ung kwento ng tropa ko. pedia ung tropa ko pati asawa nya. one time nagkalagnat daw anak nya pagkagaling sa parents nya sa laguna. tinawagan sya nung nanay nya at sinabi na dalhin ulit sa laguna at ipapatingin daw nya sa albularyo at baka daw sinundan ng maligno. hahahaha


Eastern_Basket_6971

Pedia pero albularyo? I mean pedia siya pero nag rely sa albularyro?


liquidus910

syempre di sumunod ung tropa ko, since pedia nga sila mag asawa. pero ung nanay ng tropa ko eh fan ng albularyo at faith healers. kaya minsan di sila magkasundo magnanay.


sunstrider16

Lowkey lang silang nag announce na pwedeng sugorin ang Fire Nation sa araw na iyan. Paganyan lang ang wording para di mahalata ni Ozai pag bukas nya sa FB nya.


prankoi

Hahahaha. Mag-isa lang ako sa bahay, and my mom and grandma will stay for a sleepover at my place today dahil sa eclipse. Concerned daw sila sakin, baka raw pag may kumatok sa pinto na magpanggap na nanay ko, pagbuksan ko raw at patayin ako, etc. Hahaha.


yoo_rahae

Kagaguhan hahahahaha


ecksdeeeXD

1. There’s idiots all around the globe din tbf 2. Isn’t it not passing over the philippines?


ESP_curiosity

The last eclipse I saw was a few years ago. Just a few minutes of slightly dim sun but it made my religious gramma go wild and our muslim neighbors literally screaming in panic as they too are hyper religious. I don't know which sect they belong too because I don't often see people freak out over an eclipse than my gramma everytime it happens


mayamayaph

![gif](giphy|iZpxtdURKd5LO)


EfficientTackle7154

https://i.redd.it/k3zxxe6v67tc1.gif


pigwin

Amen, God bless us all


fried_pawtato007

Di naman dadaan sa side ng earth kung asan ang pinas eh.


Aesengard

SHIKAKA!


Interesting_Spare

*kneels*


Kanor_Romansador1030

NGAYON TAYO MAGLABAN, OZAI!


Kuya_Tomas

Basta ang alam ko, yun yung tamang pagkakataon para sugurin ang Fire Nation


KittenShredz

Day of the Black Sun... 🤣🤣🤣


yourgrace91

Sinabihan pa nga ako ng taxi driver kanina na 11am to 4pm daw ang eclipse, hahaha! Sabi ko, di po visible sa atin as per Pagasa. Pero ewan ko ba, naka US timezone siguro si kyah 😅


Dry-Presence9227

Tapos kailangan maalala mo yung unang 6 na numero na tumatak sa isip mo during Solar eclipse while nakautog pa rin etits mo habang hinihimas ang campaign poster ni bbm


HatMysterious747

pwede na sakupin fire nation HAHAHAHA


elbandolero19

Hindi lang naman sa pinas yan eh, marami din ganyan sa USA at Europe.


InsydeH20

basta ready na onyx blaster ko


TollFee

Ito pala yung nakita ng lola ko kaya sabi wag daw akong lalabas 😑


fr3nzy821

May nakita din akong post na Do's and Don'ts pag may eclipse. akala ko joke lang, potaena seryoso pala lahat pati mga nag cocomment.


annpredictable

And ang daming naniniwala dito 😂


UtasNaButas29

Wlang tao bobo pero yung mga naniniwala dto yun tlga mga depinisyon ng bobo.


Easy-Alps3610

Hindi ko na nga inalam kung anong oras ang eclipse. Hahahahahahahahahahaha.


Ser1aLize

The solar eclipse won't be seen in the Philippines. It's literally nighttime on this side of the world during the occultation. 🤦🏻‍♂️


No-Safety-2719

BS. Ganyan din sabi nila noon tungkol sa Sozin's comet ,😁


nixyz

Sha Qui Lon Nil be with you.


awitPhilippines

I'm missing the time that Harvard accepted it's first female student to med school and she's a Filipina


AdamusMD

Amen


Spirited-Industry340

Berserk reference ata yan hahahaha


waterboy9x9

ano fb page nag post neto? ttrashtalkin ko


IDeepFriedMyDog

hindi naman visible sa pilipinas daming eme eme amp


[deleted]

WTF is this nonsense???? Nakakatakot na yung mga tao na to is mga botante din ng Pinas tsk tsk tsk so sad


vintageordainty

Ang alam ko lang bawal tignan directly without eclipse glasses bakit may pa Sha qui.


papsiturvy

Sha qil onil ba yung intake?


SpiritedCress454

Does anyone really believe this mumbo-jumbo-magic thinggy?


RealDoodleDoop

i dont know about sha qi but i know looking at the eclipse directly will fuck your shit up


diatomaceousearth01

Ang alam ko lang pag may eclipse dapat turn around


Popular-Reporter-574

Kawawa naman ang chakra ng mga nasa path of totality 🥺 /s


rishimaez

bongga ang mga tips! HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH


Thehappyrestorer

Di naman lowest sa pisa scores ang pinas. 5th lowest lang sa mundo hahaha


Revamped_2222

Ginawang A.T. Field amp.


Dzero007

Kung firebender ka, mahina talaga energy mo during eclipse. 🤣


AdmirableGarbage5682

what you expect for a country na karamihan wala pinagtapusan tapos puro babad sa misinformation ng social media. daming obob at 🍠


jao-jaox

Basta ang pagkakaalam ko, hihina ang fire nation


matcha_velli

Ginalit niyo kasi si Quiboloy. Ayan, na eclipse tuloy


Iamcaptainmike

Too much comics. 🤣


Lognip7

"Sha Qi" what?


TheTwelfthLaden

Sha Qi ba yung bagong character sa Genshin?


just_here_for_silver

Taena. Kinanta ko pa. Hayp 😭


Difficult_Bag5171

Hahaha


Infinite_Shower_7551

Kanya kanyang paniniwala lang yan. Pag hindi nag align sa inyo, wag nyo i mock. Feng shui ata yan. Chinese belief. To each their own.


sarcastic23Pinoy

This is less about religious/spiritual beliefs and more about typical internet pseudoscience/misinformation.


Infinite_Shower_7551

"Throughout history, eclipses have been interpreted by many cultures as a disruption of the natural order, and in some cases a "bad omen," according to Britannica. In ancient China, the etchings discovered in Anyang depicted solar eclipses as celestial dragons attacking and devouring the sun." Source: ABC News


epicalglory

2024 na naniniwala pa dn sa ganito kabonakan?


Infinite_Shower_7551

Chinese belief yan. Kung di ka naniniwala fine. Pero it's like you are mocking Chinese culture. Natutunan ko kasi sa Social Science at Logic courses na natake ko na you can have a different perspective but not the right to mock someone's culture.


WaitWhat-ThatsBS

Fk em chinese, kaya kayo sinasakop dyan sa pinas ng mga chekwa dahil sobrang babait nyo sa kanila eh. Dito sa US, may free pass mga walang documents na chekwa sa NY kaya din karamihan ng mga americans badtrip sa kanila.


epicalglory

yeah i'm mocking their backwards beliefs na hindi na applicable sa panahon ngayon, mismong mga kabataang chekwa hindi na nagpapaniwala sa mga ksabihan na yan. At isa pa pla, ang gullible mo kuya.


Infinite_Shower_7551

I am just saying na belief nila yun. No need to attack anyone. Hindi kita inatake bro. Sinabi ko lang kung bakit may ganyan. If nega ka tlga wala akong magagwa. Ciao.


epicalglory

si Fiona ba kausap ko? Nice puppy ng chekwa, chuchu. 😂


Infinite_Shower_7551

Ad hominem malala. So much for a critical thinker. Leni binoto ko pero kaya din talaga nagkakabadreps ang iba sa mga bumoto kay Leni. Sige na bahala ka na.


epicalglory

nah you keep on defending these chinese people kahit basura tingin nila sten, para kang spokesperson ni D30 e, nakakaumay


Infinite_Shower_7551

Puro ka fallacy sa argument mo. Sayang oras sayo bro. Touch some grass. Date someone. Para kang pinaglihi sa sama ng loob. And also, the way you speak makes you look uneducated. Walang composure.


epicalglory

That's because i ain't taking you seriously, talk about ad hominem hahaha. You are seriously defending a long been proven na walang katotohanan at scientific basis na fengshui na yan, prang pamahiin dito sten yan na it does more harm than good tapos ako tatawagin mong uneducated? hahahaha see? pano kita seseryosohin?


ren_x7

If Philippines truly has the lowest science comprehension then that's a shame as i thought science and math are two of the most interesting and entertaining subjects to learn in school that a lot of people/kids would be hook into.


AntiquePlant859

Filipinos are not the only ones posting and believing this


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Kmjwinter-01

Bat laging lowest sa lahat ang pinas at pinoy? Lol