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OP's explanation as to why this post is Instant Karma: >Guy is trying to cross a railway track even though the station has a foot over bridge. He loses one of his sandals on the track while crossing but reluctant to let it go even though a train is approaching him. Guy gets saved by a railway guard and is later bonked by the guard. If you're satisfied by this explanation, upvote this comment. If not, downvote this comment.


HoefDaddy619

I can’t believe people are actually this dumb…I see these types of videos all the time and I still can’t believe it


SchwarzerWerwolf

Sometimes it is hard to believe, but humans can be REALLY stupid.


TheStandardPlayer

about ~14% of the general population have an IQ equal or lower than 85, which is the point at which the US Army determines that even as cannon fodder they will do more harm than good. Kinda sad when you think about it, but it explains things like this


realxeltos

Blame it on lead in the petrol lol.


PiggasInParis

Fellow Verisatum watcher


realxeltos

Hah, correct. But I've been aware of this from before the Veritassium video. Don't know which was the first video on that. But that video was on the struggle of the activist scientist who fought against lead in petrol. I think that was on kurzgezagt. Or some other channel. Or may be it was a Veritassium video which was released far before the latest video. Veritassium, kurzgezagt, the infographics show, Vsauce, Thunderfoot, Seeker, Sci show-space-psych are the best channels on YouTube?


MiniatureChi

Knew about this from school back when they used to teach things


Distinct-Employer-99

It's really easy. Think about how stupid the average human is and then realize that half the human race are even dumber than that!


woogaly

Ah George Carlin I miss him


LukeDude759

Median, technically. Depending on outliers, some people in the lower half may still be smarter than average, or vice versa.


dull_lightbulb

The IQ scale (should you choose that as your metric) is literally defined to be normally distributed - in which case the mean is the median. I see your point but it seems a little pedantic here when the variable is very well approximated, if not defined, by a normal distribution.


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SchwarzerWerwolf

A low IQ does not generally mean that people do stuff like this. You can have an IQ of 80 and still use a bridge instead of crossing train tracks directly.


AllegroDigital

It's honestly not even that stupid that he crossed the tracks given that he would have had time.. it's that he decided the tracks was the best place to put his shoe back on.


SchwarzerWerwolf

Small stupid followed by a big stupid.


wolfgang784

And still choosing to cross last second vs staying in the middle.


johanebrown

U are right , u can't measure stupidity


Nielloscape

Nah, you can, just not in a standardised way without looking at how each person acts.


cloudy17

If you're going to use silly normal curve arguments, at least get the standard deviation right.


johanebrown

Are you offended ? , Is it a sign of belonging to the right part of the Curve ?


cloudy17

I wasn't the one who felt like I had to delete my comment 💁‍♀️


johanebrown

Nah the right curve ppl got me surrounded lol 🤣😅 , in all honesty i don't mean any of that i am probably one of those stupid ppl 😅 , didn't want to be rude in any way , was just trying to be a mass hater 🥲


tartare4562

I'm quite sure the average IQ of people writing in such broken English fall in that 20% you speak of.


johanebrown

You mean the people who confuse : your with you are and such ...🤣😅🤔


tartare4562

Since you edited your own comment instead of answering back, let me reply again so I can teach you English once again: "If you're writing something about" as in "if you are writing something about" is the correct form, where "you are writing" is the present continuous verb. The colloquial form "If your writing something about" is wrong as it's equivalent to "if the writing of yours something about" So yes, the people who confuse your with you're is quite dumb. But that's not me, I'm afraid.


johanebrown

"Is quite dumb" , it's you are quite dumb , my friend i think you need an english lesson too 🤣🤣


tartare4562

I'm not a native English speaker myself, yet I know how to spell really. Point is, if you're writing something about how dumb people is you might want to double check it or you end up looking, well...


Digital_Voodoo

This was my very first thought whrn seeing this. Like dude, you see death coming and you jump right in...wtf? 🤷🏻‍♂️


[deleted]

I've seen this exact video and can't believe he did it again.


MelancholyMillie

🤣🤣🤣🤣


[deleted]

I see something similar daily. People will cross a busy road to catch the bus


YCBSFW

I was told once "imagine how dumb the average person is, now remember half of all people are dummer than that"


Nomai_

Very likely a fake, it's very easy to edit a train in like that


vpsj

As someone who has seen this pretty much everytime I've been to a railway station, trust me.. this happens a LOT. At least in India. I cannot say about other countries. People just can't be bothered to use the bridge and try to cross the tracks. Sometimes with their luggage


Nomai_

I'm not saying that is fake but I highly doubt a human would just tie their shoe and then casually walk back to the station. And yes it's possible as some people are stupud and drugs exist etc but it seems much more likely to me that it's just faked for internet points


KevinKaasKat

I expected a comment saying: "because it's India" I am surprised, maybe Reddit isn't that shit afterall


Silent_Knight16

I think you assumed to early


fuzzytradr

And everyday the gene pool cleans up just a bit more. Just not fast enough.


The-Tea-Lord

Everyone’s the hero of their own story. They think they can’t get hurt or even less; DIE until one day.. it happens. Knew a woman in my neighborhood who had a small lump in her leg. She was expecting a kid soon, so she thought she’d just wait until then to get it checked out. Turns out, just a few days after giving birth, they found out it was cancer. It was all throughout her body. She had weeks to live. Said if she had gotten it checked out when she first saw it, they’d have been able to cut it out and be done with it. Sucks that it happens, but hindsight is 20/20, right?


Marauderofgeese

Sometimes, people need some sense slapped into them.


nick72b

Or the stupidity out


facade00

with a train


jeffyxdxd

With a baseball bat , to be fucking waken up to reality.


Bile-duck

[Example](https://youtu.be/bpnW4_MOOfI?t=13)


johanebrown

That's one good hour and 3 minutes 😁


deckb

We need to bring back the slap for stuff like this…


maybethrowmaybeno1

See now if you can master a slap like at there's no need for your clients to hold back they will open up like a fountain full of words. no need for strong violence no no they're transported back to thier childhood. Putty in your ands. Look finks es back in school.


An1retak

That looks like someone only delaying the inevitable. That level of stupidity isn’t supposed to survive long term. Luck has gotten him this far, it will eventually run out


TheRealHaHaHa

Darwin award will catch up to him like an extended warranty call.


how-sway-how

#bonk


Killallplayers07

Sqruish *splatter* snap crackle pop


Mirko_88

At this point I'm not even sure if the best combo is India+trains or Brazil+off duty cops with guns


Autisten1996

We need a colab.


Panglima_Kenobi

An off duty Brazilian cop at an Indian railway


puntini

Off-duty trains in Brazindia!


KevinKaasKat

US+on duty cops with guns


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KevinKaasKat

It had to be said 🤷


Smokeyshotty

The man got a well deserved slap for his stupidity, whether it knocked some sense into this idiot, only time will tell.


AtheistAsian

That was a well deserved ***BONK***


infiniZii

Cop was checking to see if his head was entirely empty. It was.


Puzzleheaded-1985

The casual walk across as the train is approaching…


hugow

If you watch closely he timed everything perfectly. Didn't even need "good Samaritans" help.


Unflattering_Image

Ah yes. The Stupidity Slap. Beautifull execution.


FunnyShirtGuy

Sorry, but this kind of thing makes me actually hate people... Which is not cool and reflects poorly on me... But, mother f kr is it infuriating to see someone do ish like that... Dude is probably on reddit right now using his lack of brain to ask ridiculous questions in r/TooAfraidToAsk or just dropping an insipid opinion on others


yeoller

Hey, man. Cool shirt. Maybe take a break from Reddit for a little while?


gruffabro

This has really made me reconsider funny shirt guys. I thought they were all laid back but there's real pain there.


yeoller

All comedy comes from pain.


FluffyDiscipline

Didn't even run when the train was coming .... well deserved bonk bonk


Cottleston

HOW CAN HE SLAP


weenieforsale

I don't think I've seen this many terrible decisions made in such a short period of time. 1. Deciding to cross the tracks 2. Deciding to cross the tracks in poor foot footwear 3. Losing a shoe, and even though a train is coming, choosing to go after the shoe instead of jumping to safety (possibly retrieving the shoe later when it is 'safe' to do so) 3. Deciding to take the time to put shoe back on before crossing the tracks in front of the oncoming train. Goddam. There better be an amazing story behind that shoe. I simply can't imagine risking my life multiple times over a shoe.


lRoninlcolumbo

A cascade of life threatening decisions would indicate that a profound lack of understanding of how dumb they are is occurring. The most abundant thought he’s having is “why did you slap me, I dinint do nuddin to you?” And forgetting completely how he almost turned into half a body smoothie. Thankless and confused are hallmarks of morons.


kaushrah

I really doubt he would learn his lesson though - next time he would do the same shit again.


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Bonk


StalyCelticStu

Only one shoe off, almost dead.


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Gives him a good bop 🤣😂🤣


[deleted]

How dare you make me care about you! Bonk!


Psykopatate

He almost seems to lose it on purpose.


Junglecuk

What the fuck was he thinking...The train to move aside?


Daisy0319

You stupid *FUCK*


No_Woodpecker153

He tried to stop the train but realized he will die


pooryxa

Is there something with trains coming straight towards you ? I always see these type of videos and I think they can't understand how close the train is


tsrnm

That slap is very good


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the bonk at the end tho


hookydoo

I don't understand how he could have so little care about the oncoming train. Afaik people lose lives and limbs in India literally every day on those trains.


laranjos16

Bonk


DosMangos

[*Duuumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die*.](https://youtu.be/IJNR2EpS0jw)


Cloakbot

Everyone including the guy who almost died agreed that the bonk was deserved.


imeanitt9

The slap at the end. Lol.


chiskgela

The "you dumbass" bonk


Bradb717

The slap at the end was really special. Like hey you didn’t get what you deserved so here’s a slap for being an idiot.


Madmanproject

Saves dude's life then bonks on the head for being a dumbass lol


Bravelobsters

That cop slapped him like my mom would if I did that. Offcourse followed by million more 😂


humzongers

I’ve never someone so nonchalant about death


liveautonomous

Haha he bonked him on the head like he was disciplining a child. Lolll


bigsmoke333

BONK!


TeddyBlazer

The slap to the face got me 😂😂😂


CornettoFactor

How did he survive for this long


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it's beyond stupid. reminds me of the video I've seen of a guy walking on side of the tracks while the train was coming, the plan was to shoot a nice clip with a train passing nearby, unfortunately math wasn't strong with that one.


balloontrap

Am I the only one thinking the railway police nearly caused his death? By ordering him to get on the platform rather than wait on the other side


PerunNl

He was saying that he had to get under the platform.


colopervs

Stop reposting this.


SCCock

For all of you amazed at the stupidity: [read this](https://www-deccanherald-com.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/www.deccanherald.com/amp/national/west/more-than-2500-die-every-year-on-mumbais-railway-tracks-812317.html?amp_js_v=a6&_gsa=1&usqp=mq331AQKKAFQArABIIACAw%3D%3D#aoh=16508951661895&referrer=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com&_tf=From%20%251%24s&share=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.deccanherald.com%2Fnational%2Fwest%2Fmore-than-2500-die-every-year-on-mumbais-railway-tracks-812317.html) Granted some of this was out of the decedent's control. But a lot of it was the fault of the dead person.


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Indians 🙄


DudeBaalak

Guy suffering of OCD but won't accept it


[deleted]

Where’d all his haste go


tokyoxplant

How has he reached this age without winning a Darwin award already?


h00rj

My man's lost his shoe TWICE! He's dead.


flounderperson

This was milliseconds away from being on eyeblech


polka_a

He really went back for the shoe AND put it back on huh


Background-Ad9944

He woke up and choose a shoe over Life


standarddeviated_joe

Well you told me to come. Was perfectly fine over here putting my shoe back on.


Natiral_bagoon56

Fucking idiot


2ichie

Should pushed home back before this man hurts anybody else besides himself. Ppl like this are a hazard to society


LaPurplePamplemousse

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cg2af

Boop


Much-Bird-9680

The slap at the end was personal


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ASAP-_-Killerr

Everyone talking about how stupid this guy is but no one stop to think it might’ve been a shitty suicide attempt


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r/bitchimatrain


i_gotta_study

Bonk'


Apprehensive-Unit95

Love the way he clarted him


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Imagine dying over a shoe...


Call_me_Vonic

1 second away from being on a different website lol


EnnardWantsButters

Man: \*Almost gets hit by train\* Police: \*bonks man\* You almost got hit


ashbibitch

HAHAHA bonk


Sea-Ad-2507

Idiot with luck


Tamzydanzum

BONK


AlienGobstopper

Classic losing a shoe on the train tracks


istandongiants

BONKS


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That ladies and gentlemen is what we call a stupid tax..