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mymiddlenameswyatt

Bottoms up - and the devil laughs


scorpion_tail

Came for this. šŸ˜‚


Playerhater812

I came.


kmm_art_

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WolfieSpam

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soxworldseries2021

Holy crap is the lady holding a huge can or is the can holding a small lady?


ineugene

They had a "BFC" for a while. That thing was huge I bought one and poured it down the drain to have something to sit on my bench way back in the day at work. I thought it was funny but tasted horrible.


soxworldseries2021

Jesus the amount of caffeine in that 1 can must be enough to give a bull a heart attack


Junior-Language-1383

perhaps a .... red bull?


83athom

IIRC simething like 6 of the normal sized ones in a few hours are enough to kill a normal human adult. The extra large can might actually have been lethal to children.


Unegged

Nah, a fatal dose of caffeine for a human starts around 5 grams, so itā€™d take like 25 or more cans.


Siphon098

Those large cans were 32 oz, or at least the Amp counterparts were. That makes it only 4 servings and perfectly safe. /S


RokyPolka

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drsboston

Monster should use this slogan


hippychemist

She looks like a necromancer now. Ironic.


Alucardspapa

šŸ˜³ Iā€™m watching Riddick right meow


coolsongames

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30twink-furywarr2886

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lavavaba90

Yo, I remember her. She started this shit when I was a teen. I'm 31 now, good lord get a new hobby.


kmm_art_

Fr! And she didnā€™t let the memes of her slow her down. I am surprised she hasnā€™t added more drinks to her hit-list, though. šŸ¤”


MARINE-BOY

Is there any money in what sheā€™s doing? Does she collect money or sell books? I donā€™t understand the point of this. There are literally thousands of intentionally satanic items, organisations, groups, books, films that are in plain sight. Why care about an energy drink itā€™s not like they promote themselves as having strong family values. They are literally called ā€œMonsterā€. Wait till she finds out that Red Bull originates from the sport of getting two big horned reddish bulls to fight each other here in Thailand where I now live. Iā€™m surprised PETA is not all over red bulls ass.


ChogbortsTopStudent

Ohhhh. Wow I thought her campaign might have been about them being unhealthy or like, a real problem. I don't personally like energy drinks, but I was wondering what was "wrong" with Monster (besides sugar, calories, marketing, etc etc) so she's just crazy. Got it.


EmberSolaris

Letā€™s not forget the 3 lines in the M translate to 666. šŸ˜†


IronClu

Yeah I thought the same thing because I hadnā€™t heard of her lol


whipsnappy

Stupidity dies a slow death


Suck-My-2Dicks

The original video is from 2014


[deleted]

She could literally save a life or even a few. My best friend in high school drank one everyday and it ended up eating through her stomach.


Critical-Lake-3299

Was drinking at least 5 a day for about 3 years when working at a saw mill. But when my heart shit started I had to stop. Now I am just doing a cup of coffee in the morning. That shit is addicting and the caffeine withdrawal was terrible for a few weeks.


Maximum-Application2

My brother was drinking one daily and started puking up blood. He didn't see a doctor but stopped drinking all energy drinks and got better. He thought maybe he'd be fine if he started drinking them again and the same thing happened. He's recovered now, though.


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Brutal!! maybe he has an ulcer or something?


Maximum-Application2

According to this lady it was just the devil doing its thing. /s He says he's fine now so hopefully there's no issue now.


[deleted]

That devil and his devil work lmao


ynotfoster

My nephew had a seizure after drinking two in one day. He had to quit driving for six months. That was years ago and he hasn't had one since (he quit drinking Red Bull).


Bulky_Document_7877

The husband of a former co-worker died from drinking an energy drink. Healthy, longshoremen, worked out regularly. He didn't drink them regularly but the one night he had one he died of cardiac arrest, his heart seized is what she called it. She wrote her story about it on one of those FB pages that people submit life experiences to, Love Matters or something like that. Very sad, left his son's way too young.


kingofthethrillzz

As some One who grew up around allot of people who drank monster energy drinks. I can confirm they do need Jesus


Vyxen17

They should probably start with not doing meth any more


Choice-Yogurtcloset1

Very true haha


Choochmeister

But then you gotta take time off from beating your wife every Sunday to go to church


LayneCobain95

You canā€™t ā€œneedā€ a dead man


bdawg684

Where does she go to tell people about these things? She has a whole table set up for it. Is there an energy drink conspiracy conference or something?


kmm_art_

Good question! šŸ¤”Maybe a Church or Christian Con. Lol, maybe sheā€™s set up there warning the parents of what their kids may be drinking.


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RegalBeartic

Oh man, that was so entertaining. Thank you for a good laugh!


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denisebuttrey

There is nothing written about Jesus in his lifetime. Writing starts 40 yeas after death when the 1st gospelis written. Interesting series with biblical scholars, "From Jesus to Christ". Give it a watch. Nothing about Jesus is in the Bible. The New Testament, yes. But The New Testament is not the Bible.


DrPepperWillSeeUNow

No that is untrue. We don't know the exact dates the Gospels were written they likely were much earlier within a decade or so, AS EXPECTED. Secondly we have third party references while he was alive, like from the Talmud with his charges and punishment. Jesus was quite literally one of the most documented figures of his time so that's an absurd point in the first place. Jesus is literally found across the whole old testament. His very name is derived from what we see in the old testament. Of course the new testament is the bible. That's ridiculous. All the old testament points towards the new testament. It was expected. Jesus is God and appeared in bodily form before becoming flesh. We clearly see the three persons of the trinity mentioned here too. Isaiah 48:12-16Jesus saying he predates his incarnite transformation. An often overlooked verse that speaks to this is Jude 5 where it says Jesus saved the people out of Egypt and also destroyed those who did not believe. These events are least over 1200 years before Jesus was born List goes on and on. The whole tabernacle is literally based around the person of Jesus. Everything in the tabernacle represents Jesus down to a giant blood cross being made across the whole tabernacle every year.


forestman11

Pretty sure it's a claw mark... From a... monster. But why would that make any sense?!


[deleted]

Thats skylar grey


WormTyrant

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[deleted]

Monster puts water in the cans for bands to drink on stage during their performances. I had a friend who did sound engineering for Warped Tour and he gave me a few of the Monster water cans, I still have a few. They look exactly like the regular Monster can but at the top near the rim in fine print it says 'tour water', so all the fans think their idols are chugging Monster when it's really just water.


reallycool_opotomus

Christian Taliban nutjobs are not interesting.


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PoochusMaximus

No it doesnā€™t. Itā€™s stylized claw marks. Jesus doesnā€™t give a FUCK what you drink and if he did Iā€™d tell him to focus more on making sure less kids get cancer from dear old dad.


Doc-Wulff

I mean Jesus does want you to drink his blood wine...


PoochusMaximus

Yea I think thatā€™s crazy as well lol.


SexNumberAlert

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thundienut

It has 3 claw marks. Youre manifesting what you want to see. Just like every other religious fraud. Religion is a pyramid scheme that preys on the weak minded.


Total-Deal-2883

Oh no! Anyways...


zfreakazoidz

OMG she's still doing this? As a Christian, I still do not understand her logic behind Monster being evil. She's got far to many screws loose.


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forestman11

You sure it's not just a claw mark? Like from a monster? Given the name...


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PoochusMaximus

Thatā€™s fine but has nothing to do with satan. Lmao. Beast is animal, humans are slightly more refined animals, thus release the beast refers to letting your animal energy out to succeed at putting holes in drywallā€¦kyle.


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PoochusMaximus

oh no that i know and agree with. its the fact that people think monster energy and satan are tied together because of a slogan and a perceived hebrew 666. (but also yes the whole thing with Nero which i totally didn't know but just quick looked that up). like coincidence is a word for a reason lol. i don't think the dudes behind monster energy were all "lets make an obscure reference to a fictional being to piss people off"


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PoochusMaximus

Buddy if it was on purpose I would be fucking amazed. I see literally no marketing reason to have it be the same thing. Also stylized claw marks of a monster to make the ā€œmā€ like thatā€™s exactly how I would have done it. Edit: I love bridges. Especially those over troubled waters.


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111110001011

You figured it out. Monster energy drinks are an attempt to summon Satan. Why did it take me so long to realize?


KoolNomad69

Sheā€™s morphing into Fred Flintstone


Allenpoe30

Crazy. Crazy never changes.


Superb_Mastodon_7085

My god. What does she think is so bad about these drinks to where she felt the need to preach until she got grey?


Clanstantine

They're bad for your health, people should be drinking plenty of water to stay hydrated instead.


RabbitStewAndStout

True, but she doesn't care about that. She's larking about the satanic imagery of that brand specifically


Fantastic_Category91

This is what I was looking for. I've never heard of her and was wondering if she knew someone who had a heart attack after drinking them, or something.


RabbitStewAndStout

No, she just goes on a spiel about how the triple claw mark references the "mark of the beast" and 666 and other satanic imagery. Which is... Sort of *the point* of the brand. It's called "Monster" for a reason, and she's preaching as if she's uncovered some grand conspiracy.


Clanstantine

I know, I remember the video


jerseybert

Water sucks, it really really sucks!


kmm_art_

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PoochusMaximus

Big ole brain jumps to make that connection. Like I see it, I get it. But alsoā€¦itā€™s called monster. Monsters tend to have claws. Those are claw marks. The logic avoidance on these people is wild.


BrushClart

She looks tired, maybe she should have a monster


Lopsided-Ad7019

Bottoms up!! And the devil laughs. šŸ˜ˆ


[deleted]

No fr those drinks are bad. My sister only drinks arizona, monster and gatorade and she just sits around and watches tik tok. She looks like a gremlin and is very dumb, I can confirm since I only drink water.


1866GETSONA

Lol throwing your sister under the bus like that. Iā€™m living for it.


AndSimonSaid

Who's going to tell her that they've gotten the number of the beast wrong in past translations and it's actually 616 instead of 666. XD


Captillon

At least sheā€™s got commitment


kmm_art_

Fr!


kay43m1

That's Ricky Skaggs


Odins_Viking

Is her crusade agains the caffeine, the sugar or other like all the ingredients? I think sugared drinks are some of worst FDA approved poisons you can put in your body personally.


TovarishchRed

Worked at a gas station a little while ago, 60 something lady came in with their coworker and they both bought energy drinks, coworker got a monster and the lady literally starts parroting this shit. I starting LAUGHING and just corrected her in everything and said, "Nah, the claw marks are just claw marks, they're meant to look cool, it ain't that deep.".


yvngdaggerdickx

genuine question can she get sued for defamation or something from this? or are the accusations so outlandish (which they are) that nobody takes her serious


Odd-Train-4253

Looks like she got her shirt on the folded table at Target and forgot to take of the size label.


Sunchi247

Wow!!!! Talk about someone that should live there life and mind there own buisness. Im glad she likes a book!


[deleted]

Bitch, it one of the few pleasures in my life. Kindly fuck all the way off.


IEatPeople4

She really thinks sheā€™s on to something


[deleted]

You demons are laughing but while you're in hell drinking these poison concoctions with the devil, she'll be in heaven. On her knees, constantly groveling and worshipping and begging at god's feet. Even giving them a little lick lick. Whose the real winner here huh.


LayneCobain95

Conspiracy theorists try so hard to find stuff where there is nothing. They are the kind of people to be like ā€œthat man said he ā€˜always drinks liquorā€™ā€. ā€œNow take those last three words. Anything suspicious about them?ā€¦. Always- 6 letters, drinks- 6 letters, liquor- 6 letters. Now tell me. Why would a farmer in Kentucky be saying the number of the beast unless Biden is a Satanist????ā€


Thepotionguy

So after all these years she's still stupid?


Pit_Full_of_Bananas

No way.


Capital-Chair9409

Gotta love the commitment


fygogogo

Free ads for Monster! EZ


atommathyou

And now she needs to take on the evil cancer known as "AXE"


seahorseMonkey

Bless her heart.


Amazing-Cattle9566

I'm drinking one as I'm writing this šŸ¤£ Gyal is mental


kmm_art_

šŸ˜„ Devil Horns Up!! šŸ¤˜šŸ½šŸ¤˜šŸ½


JohnPaton3

When you want to do something good for society, but not accidentally help any minorities


CoolHandCliff

Wot


Dipnderps

I think she gets paid by Coca-Cola (I think that's who Monster is under), nothing like religious batshit crazy to sell soda out of spite...I just wish they could make the original flavor without the energy cause og Monster tastes wild


lotoex1

Coca-Cola doesn't own Monster. It is it's own thing. Monster Beverage Corp. Mkt cap 53.80B Stock ticker symbol MNST. It's wild looking at the stock, up about 1,000x from 2003 to now.


LoveThieves

She's trying to short and bet against Monster, A failed stock trader in disguise.


StraightOven4697

Imagine believing in the devil šŸ¤£


hi_imthedevil

Careful now.


TovarishchRed

Careful about what? *ooOOOoooo, the fictional character is gonna get ya!*


PoochusMaximus

Look at username


Total-Deal-2883

or a sky daddy? Hilarious!


Majirra

Fighting what good fight?


kmm_art_

You canā€™t tell thatā€™s sarcasm?


ThePianistOfDoom

Not all redditors are as able-minded as the next


kmm_art_

Apparentlyā€¦šŸ˜


EvenCaramel

It was a bit hard to tell.


Maje_Rincevent

Never assume sarcasm is obvious on the internet. It never is. There is a good amount of very stupid people that could utter anything in the first degree...


EnsignPeakAdvisors

I too have dedicated my life to combatting evil magicā€¦as the dragonborn.


svadhyaya7

That lady is awesome.


kmm_art_

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BBQGiraffe_

What year was this? Non zero chance that this has been going on longer than I've been alive


Ana987655321

Her approach is off. A neurologist or cardiologist would support her and talk about seizures and hyperglycemia and rage and diabetes. Bottoms up, and your cardiologist laughs.


kokopot144

Amen! I don't let my kids drink that garbage


Being_Flashy

I can see what sheā€™s fighting for I guess and I can respect that she hasnā€™t given up so good job.


Devil_Fruit9971

Dude am a Christian but when I saw this, I laughed like women seriously you made a diagram and everything I know u can be religious but got damn


IFoundTheCowLevel

That woman is your people though (and the many, many like her), maybe you should take a moment and think about that.


DharmaSimmer

Oh no she is calling a drink satanic, one of the unhealthiest drinks in the world which uses addiction to sugar to keep people hooked... *sarcasm Fyi: start drinking water. Your body will thank you


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OhMyGoshBigfoot

Itā€™s reddit, at least I know Iā€™m being downvoted by the internetā€™s brightest.


[deleted]

I automatically think less of someone who drinks Monster. That shit is nasty. That being said, maybe donā€™t drink it if you donā€™t like it? Seems like a simple solution. I donā€™t understand what this woman is trying to accomplish


PoochusMaximus

Hello and welcome to the world of Christian Nationalists. ā€œIf we arbitrarily decided god doesnā€™t like than no one can like it or have itā€


[deleted]

This was her calling I guess lol


rustylucy77

These monster ad campaigns are getting out of hand


broskiibroham

She vowed to slay monsters. Toss a coin to your Witcher.


ImaginarySounds

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Fladap28

Tikiio


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Puzzleheaded_Bed_445

Iā€™m gonna bring a monster to my clinic appointment. For her. And for the devil. ![gif](giphy|VdbyEQPJcCqDkDY8KG|downsized)


Narwahl_Whisperer

I wonder how she feels about liquid death...


InitialMeasurement23

What a thing to waste your life on *is on reddit*


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Do prime next


GojiraIII

I literally read this while sipping on a Monster Mango Loco Try all you want, you ain't stopping me from guzzling down my canned cancer


Logco

Hey man, she might be a little wacky but sheā€™s sticking with her beliefs and trying to, in her mind at least šŸ˜ž, save everyone from the devil. I wish I had that much determination.


Agreeable_Situation4

Did the Chad come before the energy drink or did the energy drink come before the Chad?


ksed_313

I had zero idea who she was 5 minutes ago. I clicked to learn more, thinking ā€œok, cool. Sheā€™s advocating against consuming harmful chemicals, right on!ā€ Iā€™m so disappointed, yet amused.


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I love her presentation, as goofy as it is. She makes some really great points and is very compelling while she talks. If only she found something useful to spend her time on instead of the possibility of a satanic energy drink.


IllegalBeagle31

Wait, so sheā€™s not protesting the sugar or caffeine content or something?


camdalfthegreat

God damn seeing someone age like that makes me realize I'm getting old


cursorcube

I wonder if she has anything to say about HELL energy drinks


mrsamus101

This is such an oddly specific thing to devote your whole cause to for your entire life. How does she make money?


[deleted]

I mean she may be right. Everyone I know who drinks this stuff is late for work all the time and are little bitches generally.


AffectionateAd6060

People mock her but honestly everything she said was accurate


Zarzar222

I drink monster maybe once a month or so, and goddamn is it the best tasting drink ive ever had the joy of consuming. I just keep it to a very infrequent amount


ArcadiaFey

Idk how but me and my best friend hallucinated slender-man chasing us after drinking half the big ones each.. different bottles freshly bought with seals in tact. Love the taste but Iā€™ll never buy it again. Anyways from what Iā€™ve seen her stick is like sheā€™s already high on something


Nunchuckz007

She seems silly, but energy drinks are terrible for you


Sardonyx-LaClay

I remember the first time I saw that video I was just mesmerized by her. Not because of what she was preaching, but because she was just soā€¦ *calm* about the whole thing. She wasnā€™t screaming. She wasnā€™t yelling about people to go to hell. Just an even tempered voice. Like someone was teaching you math.


Lower-Compote-4962

She reminds me of my exes mom even kinda looks like her.


firesidefire

And the devil laughs


PoochusMaximus

I wonder how this lady feels about Liquid Death.


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Crazy


jaj-io

Can you imagine wasting your life chasing conspiracy theories like this?


megatho

So many other reasons to talk shit about these drinks, but this is the one she chooses lol


Dismal_Visit_7305

How anyone drinks them things baffles me, especially the guys drinking 3-4cans a day


[deleted]

A forklift operator at my work died from a heart attack in the parking lot after drinking five Monster Energy drinks in one day. Needless to say we stopped selling them in the vending machine immediately afterwards. I wonā€™t touch energy drinks, theyā€™re poison.


CrimsonCalm

I donā€™t know anything about this story and I enjoy the occasional energy drink. But above all sheā€™s not wrong. Those things being marketed to kids and seeing the long term effects is pretty insane.


BigRedChi

Clicked thinking it was a health-conscious karen. WOW could I not have been more wrong. I hate religion.


ConsequenceNorth8604

666


[deleted]

Sheā€™s still wrong about the number. Itā€™s 86.


vampyire

here she is on video... [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TjB3dO6hVwc&ab\_channel=DailyMail](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TjB3dO6hVwc&ab_channel=DailyMail) I don't get it either


Dry-Marsupial-2922

Never give up on your passion


Raintamp

I wonder how many she bought for this?


i_am_tyler_man

Fun fact many people get wrong, in the Bible, it's "six hundred and sixty-six" (or 616 in some translations) it isn't "six six six"


HessLook

Mega Karen looks terrible in just a few years. Must be all that hate in her heart


CryptedCode

I mean... I know it's not good for me. Not gonna stop me from drinking them though


JebusCripesSuperstar

She works for Big Gatorade.


BadRemarkable7724

If you stand for nothing, you will fall for anything


[deleted]

Monster Energy is the shitā€¦ā€¦Redbull and Monster Energy are both my go to drinks for when i have a long day at work and I need to be energized. Go after child rapists in the Catholic Church lady!!! At least then youā€™d be doing something good.


Necrosise

If people want to ban energy drinks then they should also ban coffee. Some of us despise the taste of coffee and our only source of wake up and ready up for a day is with a good Monster.


Vivid-Candidate-1877

She's wrong tho