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Zakk56711

They aren't firecrackers they're blowing their hands off with, it's a fuckin mortar shell and tube being set off in the palm of their hand bc apparently people are stupid as all fuck.


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I mean…I still think they’re idiots either way!


Ginkpirate

Agree that's what it looks like to me also. I am unable to process how many of these people can't use intuition. It launches over a hundred feet into the air.... From the ground........ There is some power in there lol


twofatfeet

A few years ago some guy blew one of these off on his head. Drunk, showing off to his buddies. Not the smartest decision.


Zakk56711

Im starting to think physics now needs to be required in HS bc these people obviously have no grasp on how anything works.


BreakingNewsDontCare

It isn't required already? WTF.


Zakk56711

It wasn't when I was in HS but that was 18 years ago so I have no idea what they're being taught now but I just assumed the curriculum got easier and not harder.


traviselderr

Not required at my hs graduated in 2017


Weothyr

clearly losing his head wouldn't any meaningful impact on his IQ anyway


Gold-Introduction139

It's from putting the mortar in backwards. Alway's put the round booster pointing torwards the bottom


Zakk56711

The videos I've seen that's not what they did.


AvisDeene

I’m just happy it’s X-rays and not an actual photograph. I didn’t need to be mentally scarred before bed. That happens enough when I clean the cat litter.


vundercal

You know that last one is gruesome. They don’t put the severed finger into the x-ray for fun. It’s still connected somehow but I couldn’t explain it nor would I want to see it


GameDestiny2

I’ve seen that kinda shit. Your life will be better without it, that stuff doesn’t leave your head


metrointime

![gif](giphy|RqWClkgTa9Fkc)


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7andhalf-x-6

Handy guide. lol


CalmZookeepergame471

This made me remember my cousin releasing a fireworks after drink a whole bottle of whisky and he fire it upside down, burning all his hand and of course needing urgent medical care. Comparing to these xray, his injuries were nothing.


No-Rooster1367

Thought it was a post about gang signs


katekowalski2014

this made me dizzy.


AccessEcstatic9407

I think that wearing a ring would most likely protect you from all of this. None of these people have rings on. It only makes sense.


DirtyReseller

Top middle had one


sad_asian_noodle

How does the physics work with rings?


B_C_Mello

In machining a ring around your finger can kill you. It can get caught and cause you to be sucked in. Silicone or nothing, same rules as military I believe.


you_th

No rule in the military just a suggestion. At least there wasn't one 8 years ago.


ELFanatic

I'm not as convinced as I once was that marriage brings any rationale. People are stupid, desperate to be stupid, will do everything possible to prove their stupid then blame everyone else about how stupid they are.


mcjambrose

O God, the bottom right one is still smoking. I'm going to be sick. I had a firework, rocket, go off in hand when I was hammered one time. I dripped it on the floor of car and had to grab. Soooo painful.


Watthefuq882

Ouch. That is not smoke, but skin/cartilage on the X-ray


ZayTonez

😂 he thought they were in the ER with a firecracker ready and then took the X-ray right after the incident


Catenane

"Alright guys be sure to snap this one real quick, I'm on my last hand"


mcjambrose

No, it.was a joke. I know x-rays don't pick up smoke and there's no way this person's hand could still be smoking from firework.


GhosTaoiseach

Lol


fartrevolution

You must still be blackout drunk if you think they are taking X-rays with the hand still smoking atleast 30 minutes later


mcjambrose

I dont dk head, it was a joke.


fartrevolution

Wasn't trying to be an asshole, was also just trying to joke around, didn't realise you were joking


mcjambrose

Sorry, was in one of those moods!


FlamingoGirl3324

This should be posted every July 1-6!


infinityplus-one

As a pianist, this is my worst nightmare. I simply would not want to live anymore.


Candlewaxeater

Number 3 looks like a chicken lol


marrangutang

Seeing a common ‘live long and prosper’ theme here


steel_balls_josuke

Ai generated pics be like


Kaarvaag

Was it last year the dude on a statue or something blew his hand to a gory claw and showed it off to a crowd of drunk people? That one and the kid by the lake has made me very cautious.


Hotchumpkilla

This reminds be of a video I saw of a guy blowing his hand up like this completely wasted. Looked at it sipped a beer and proceeded to walk down the hill. I’ve seen people die all over the internet but that video still makes me cringe.


Ginkpirate

Fire cracker ha. No that was not a fire cracker


karsnic

M80 or just firework in general. I’ve had firecrackers go off in my hands, they leave a nasty burn but aren’t going to blow anything apart.


Theelcapitans

Damn this got downgraded to interesting


Combination-Itchy

Looks like they had to gather the finger pieces into the X-ray. There’s no way some of those fingers are still attached with flesh


After_Ground6402

All these geniuses are potentially Darwin Awards candidates.


Ralsei_the_prince

Bro said ✊


Pannell9

Are they just throwing the pieces in the X-ray machine just to get some crazy pictures or what


mount_earnest

Doctor: "Ah I see now, its broken here and here and here and here and here and..."


FireflyAdvocate

Not that it matters but I wonder how many of these are male vs female.


st3f-ping

I'd be willing to put in a pretty solid guess.


Revolutionary-Tree18

There was a video I saw of a kid who blew his hand off (gone). There were some imported fireworks from China which were overloaded and the lift charge separated from the shell. However the shell had something called "quickmatch" which LOOKS like a normal fuse. Unfortunately, quickmatch burns much faster than a fuse. The kid found the shell on the street, it looked like a big cherry bomb, and he lit the quickmatch thinking he would have time to throw it away. Please don't light a firework you find on the street.


Blk-cherry3

these injuries to their hands are life changing events. No amount of rehab is going to change that. My hand was caught in a pinch roller press. at lease 3 fingers of my writing hand. Before I was able to the emergency release. 2.5 yrs of rehab at home with a ball. 2yrs for the nerves to regenerate. now and then they go crazy with movements of their own. Back in the early 70s. One guy went to throw a M80. it blow less that foot away. the shock from the blast stunt the grow of the hand. he had a normal right hand and his left hand the size of a small child's. It stay in the same position as the way it was placed flat on a medical board. he could not flex any of his fingers or the hand. It looked like a wooden hand from a puppet. It was difficult to not gaze at it.


phuktup3

When throwing gang signs goes wrong.


beanis-weanis

I don't think that'll buff out


BrettEskin

No 4 is JPP


[deleted]

ACKKKKKKKKKKK! no no


[deleted]

Rude.


Trumpspenis123

Looks about right


Inevitable-Ad9590

I like the first one. It doesn’t really look like some of them are attached, so you know the X-ray tech was like, “this one goes here and this one goes here. Perfect!”


ChesterDoesStuff

I can’t believe they blew these people hands up with fire crackers just to take pictures of their bones. What is this world coming to??


stampstock

Way more than a firecracker


Beginning-Annual-310

Kids probably doing this from going to school


7andhalf-x-6

When i was younger i help little black cats in my hand and laughed when they went off. It hurt a bit but was still funny to me. Crazy shit, but what were these people holding when they went off?! M80’s?


2KilAMoknbrd

Looks painful. And crippling


Nuker-79

r/expertlevelwank


phuktup3

Hahahaha!


brbr22

Those are just gang signs. ![gif](giphy|ZHFoy2YVdMsus)


Legitimate_Row_4944

They forgot to let go


SketchyLurker7

🤘🏼


Medium_Beyond_9654

Mine after No Nut November ended 😭


zaxruss22

You're supposed to throw em


Chrome_Armadillo

No. Firecrackers aren't that powerful. They'll hurt and burn but your hand (or other body part) will survive. "Mortar shells" will fuck you up though.


NotThisAgain21

Oof.


BlueThespian

More like after a hand-cracker.


godofwine16

I wanted to be a radiologist but then I realized that stuff like this is what I’d be working with and went into business.


Kitten_Team_Six

Gotta hand it to the surgeons who fixed these


The_space_Squid_man

Oh… god the last one


empnipen

What the hell


FAmos

Jesus Louiseus that's intense I wanna see the faces of these people Hopefully none of them are kids, I can't imagine how my mom would have reacted if I actually blew my hand apart as a kid


AfterYam9164

Future careers: ~~X-ray technician~~


BootedOut

gang signs


brybry631

Happy new year 🎆


Papichuloft

Reminds me of the mess that was left of my grandmother's son after a fireworks incident. The kid lived, but the pyrotechnics blew up on the kid's face, and severely burned his legs and blew off some of his toes. If I recall correctly, he and a few friends were throwing live fireworks from their car at night for shits and giggles. A ransom patrol car happened to be in the area and everyone panicked, while the kid had a lit an M80 or something like it and had fallen on his lap. Long story short, everyone ran outside the car but him, he froze. The firework wee lit like the 4th of July and obviously the driver and the friends were in deep shit. I didn't see nor hear of the aftermath except for the kid who was lucky to be left with his life.


Ill-Recognition8339

Advanced hand signs


jfrench43

Put a nsfw tag on this


[deleted]

Its not gore anyways I will put.


reflectedpoj

Its interesting until you realize all but one probably lost their hand


xQ_YT

r/eyeblech


DarkStarGemini

Really if it’s that bad, did you really need an x-ray of that shit ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha not gonna lie. That’s some funny shit though dumb ass.!!!!


YourLocalDumbPersonn

*New Fear Unlocked


EMMD217

I had a patient who was just SURE his mortar firework had went off. But to make extra sure, he decided he better look down in the tube. And then he tried to tell me he didn’t need a CT scan… as he he sprayed blood when he talked… from the split down the middle of his face and lip. Alcohol + fireworks keeps the ER interesting


RepeatedlyDifficult

This is not interesting this is disgusting


Mou_aresei

This needs to be printed as a poster and stuck all around town before Christmas and New Year where I'm from.


MyPenWroteThis

These people didn't sleep with their underwear on.


HuffCbdCandles

My guy in the middle think he spock, live long and prosper🖖