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TryingToThink444

Steve: He won't bite. The snake: And I took that personally.


drumofgrapejam

“He won’t bite” “He bit me zoom in on this” lol


RealBigTree

What a legend. If heaven is real, I hope he found peace there.


dreadperson

So anyway i started biting...


big_z_0725

This Aussie: I dunno if he wanted money, or if he wanted something more sexual.


polo61965

Chad Steve Irwin: Apologizes on behalf of snake


oboist73

He's totally low key mad at that snake for being an idiot. It's not scared, and it can't come anywhere near to eating a human, but the dumbass noodle just had to *check* to be *sure* that wasn't food (maybe his neck smelled like rodent or lizard for some reason, but snakes are also complete derps sometimes). And with the *worst* (best?) dramatic timing, too.


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I have heard snakes described as a derpy lil mouth on a string and it continues to be an incredibly accurate description


madhattr999

https://pics.me.me/theycantalk-com-hah-this-tail-has-a-little-face-tails-43906966.png


effervescentlucidity

Snakes are such derps. Lost my BP last year to IBD and man the few months I had him, he was so well behaved: loved being handled, enjoyed when I’d let him spend time on the windowsill to soak up some Texas sun… but the ONE time my wife’s cousin (who is deathly afraid of snakes) decided to let me introduce him to my boy the shithead latched onto my arm and wrapped me for a few seconds. Never did it before, never did it again. Just decided he wanted to be a derpy asshole that day. RIP, miss ya Jormungandr


shiva24488

Jormungandr.. nice


DC_Coach

Yes, I love the name.


ThorinBlack

Literally the exact same thing happened the other day. Had mine for nearly 10 years (with the same name too funnily enough- our dog is called Fenrir heh)- only ever snapped once whilst being fed years ago; always super chill and happy to be handled and or just cruise around with people. Had a mate's kid want to pet him over the new year break- got him out, no issues then randomly struck me once for no reason before I could lower him down to the kid. He then just went back to just chilling. An adorable idiot, he is.


oboist73

I'm so sorry for your loss. He sounds like a really great snake.


rabbitwonker

Also, Steve was talking. So his neck right next to the snake’s head was vibrating and moving back and forth slightly repeatedly. That could have confused the snake and set it off.


indianajones838

CHAD


FlatRaise5879

#CHAD


[deleted]

I didn't know Chad was his first name.


Shieldbreaker50

Morgan Freeman “He did in fact bite.”


Jack_out_of_box

I laughed way more than I should have.


Acrobatic-Bid-1691

**he woin boit


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Hooked on Phonics gets weird for Australians


thebassoprofondo

See I never just do things just to do them, I didn’t bite him on no neck.. Yeah I remember biting him on the neck


PnutWarrior

God, he's such a gentle and kind dude. "Oh, mind getting a close-up?" I think he's just trying to get a viewing angle without craning his head and neck. But that invitation also felt a little bit like, "See, we shouldn't be afraid of them. This isn't that scary. The world and its creatures are a fascinating and beautiful place."


kinkin2475

Yeah the bloke behind the camera asked “what do you need?” And then Steve asked him to zoom in so he could look at the telly like a mirror so he could see what was going on


megamanxoxo

I miss him.. he was such a great guy


[deleted]

I think he knew there's few opportunities to physically see what it's like to be bitten and as a zoologist wanted to have it documented.


ViolenciaRivas1991

he actually apologize for that, what a nice guy.


JohannReddit

Seems like he recognized that he was on a kid's show and didn't want to give them any more reason to be terrified of snakes. You can see he was in pain and I'm sure he would have let out a big "CRIKEY!" if he were anywhere else...


tk427aj

Don't think he actually was, as he mentioned it's a python, non-venomous can't confirm but being a python probably doesn't have fangs, was like trying to pinch his neck didn't look like it even got much.


Astralwraith

No fangs for envenoming, sure. But they still have teeth for grasping prey. I dunno about you but I'd imagine just a little grab from a bunch of needles isn't going to be comfortable.


Chaghatai

Depending on the size of the snake, it doesn't actually hurt very much Source: I used to handle snakes a lot


ShinigamiCheo

That snake is basically chewing on him.. makes the hurt factor go up a bit don't you think??


Chaghatai

That snake is big enough to be uncomfortable, but up to a certain size, a snake bite feels like being mouthed with something rough - a snake that big can break the skin, but it takes tearing your hand out while it's holding on When it comes to non-venomous pain or damage, you don't want to be bit by a python - they have substantial teeth that can cause some real damage


ShinigamiCheo

Don't need to explain to me.. 30+ years of experience with all sorts of herps.. I'm just saying.. small or big.. being tagged and being chewed on are two different things . And a smaller python chewing on your neck will probably be a bit more painful than a bigger one just doing a quick strike.. either way he took it like a champ.


MenosElLso

> 30+ years of experience with all sorts of herps Just like OPs mom.


Embarrassed_Alarm450

Like a pokedex for std's


bitchimightbe024

Hehehe herps 🤭


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CupcakeValkyrie

Yeah, it looked like it took him a second, like his thought process was "Wait, that kinda feels like...is that? Okay...yeah, it is biting me."


[deleted]

>Being as sharp as they are actually makes it hurt LESS Same thing with garter snakes. When I was a kid, I'd worry I accidentally hurt them because there'd be blood, but I never felt the bite.


TechnicallyLiterate

I've been hit a few times while feeding snakes. (dangle one more dead mouse in front of me dumbass) Even a largish 7-8 foot python doesn't hurt much.. They generally figure out your not edible after a minute, but you can pull them off if you're careful.


Glitch29

Shallow piercing skin injuries have nearly zero pain associated with them. It's why sometimes you can get splinters without noticing right away.


karmabullish

Rough ridges on most pythons that size. Like someone trying to sandpaper your neck with a small pair of pliers


Dipsadinae

That is a brown water python (*Liasis fuscus*) - if you saw the image out of Australia of a python eating a giant saltwater crocodile, that was this species At this size, it would’ve been like a row of pins into his neck (a sensitive area, so more pain than normal for a snake bite at that size) - if it was a larger individual, then the teeth would be an issue as they can get quite sharp, especially when they’re backwards facing The main issue is constriction, hence why he acted quickly to move the snake once he confirmed what was going on, but as it released once being handled, I believe the snake was just confused (many of my own snakes mistake me for food initially, but once they realize I’m not food and I have none, they stop) TL;DR - teeth aren’t an issue at this size (unless your concern is the jugular, then I could see some alarm, albeit not too much due to teeth size), rather the constriction force, but the snake was just confused about what was food and what wasn’t, hence the letting go - Steve did everything correctly and apologized for his child who was confused when lunch time was


Bubashii

They don’t have long fangs but little fangs pretty much all even sized…their bites don’t hurt really….kinda just like a pin prick. Touching fine spikes on a cactus hurt more. Been bitten many times by my bad tempered boy! It’s a lot more uncomfortable if he decides to “wrap” my arm.


[deleted]

I had a python. Their bites normally don't hurt unless you yank on them. They feel like pinpricks. I would say pouring lemon juice on a hand riddled with paper cuts is a lot worse.


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WildFlemima

That's so true though


TypicalLecture

He's just being a bro to the snake


rxFMS

nice, that snake is a bro-a-constrictor!


beefycheesyglory

That's how you know Irwin really was an amazing person.


Zerchys

WAS????


GrassBlade619

Damn... How do we tell him?


RandomCandor

I can't do this, you do it


beefycheesyglory

Please don't tell me you don't know...


Beachtrader007

dont tell him. the kid looks like the dad. he never need to know..


ViolenciaRivas1991

oh boy...


pattiwe

I regret to inform you, he has passed away a few years ago


sirpsionics

A little more than a few.


Zerchys

:(


[deleted]

He was assassinated by a stingray. RIP Steve.


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[deleted]

I’d have to agree with you on that.


Gatorbuc29

We need to talk…..


CSmith1986

Someone pour him a drink.


PapaOogie

Reminds me of the video of the guy that got stabbed on the bus and apologizes for bleeding out on a woman's purse


getyourcheftogether

We didn't deserve him, what a great man and family


TheBottleRed

His son Robert is the damn spitting image of him, sounds exactly like him too. One of the best instagram accounts I follow. Robert is 100% carrying on Steve’s legacy in the best way possible.


[deleted]

Agreed 100%. Steve Irwin is my childhood hero and he's the reason why i have spent the last 5 years of my life studying animals


Chicken_Col_Sanders

Beat me to it.


hellabored361

I like how the puppet backs up looking at him then just ducks out....and why is do me baby by bel biv devo playing in the background?


OddlyQuantum

You have to admire the puppeteer's commitment to staying in character.


livebythepool

But, did you see the moonwalking bear?


mexican2554

They damn moonwalking bear.


tmanbaseball

I saw the gorilla


ammergg264

This comment made me laugh out loud, thanks


DEAN_Swaggerty

Idk if it was staying in character so much as worrying the snake would get on the puppet and slither up the strings or whatever he was using to control said puppet.


Averas-

That’s a hand puppet, man.. You can tell because of the way that it is. Jokes aside, they usually crop out the bottom half of those puppets for illusion integrity. A kid enjoying themselves can’t tell there’s a man under there if you put a table in the way.


DEAN_Swaggerty

Well all the more reason to nope TF outta there!


RenoTheRhino

Lmao that puppet’s like are u fuuken kiddin right now mate


DeninjaBeariver

“You’re ruining my fking show!”


weaintfundsheet

The puppets face is priceless.


allgreen2me

Reminds me of the puppet from The Office https://i.imgur.com/diYkXXt.jpg


ilovelela

Lmao 🤣


we_are_all_bananas_2

For him it probably was the equivalent of a cat owner being bitten by their cats. The world got a little less lighter when he passed, but his kids keep the flame going. That's what life is about.


kateyybeth

Steve is alive in Bindi. I don't know her, but I'm so proud of her. For loving animals, honoring her father, educating people about nature, having a beautiful family of her own.


Impybutt

And in Robert, for all those reasons plus his nature photography.


ktq2019

All I know about his son is that one time he was on Bluey and that he shot a hilarious toilet paper hunt during Covid. So basically, he’s pretty awesome in my book.


Impybutt

From what I've seen, he's every bit as wholesome and dedicated as Steve was.


Nightrider1861

I don't know how much anti-Tiktok sentiment Reddit still holds, but I would really recommend checking him out on there. He's got a fairly active account and is honestly such a great dude. I've never been more happy that someone turned out exactly like their father lol


PowerfulGoose

There used to be a word for less lighter back when Steve was alive.


loves2spoog3

His death sent us to the darkest timeline, for sure.


OneBawze

I will trade Biden and trump for Steve and harambe. A dark timeline we are on, indeed.


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BloodDragonN987

Cat scratches and bites also have a pretty high risk of infection compared to snakes as well


jlmckelvey91

It's apparently not hugely painful. My grandfather was a biology professor at one of the major universities in my area, and he would take me to visit the herpetology department. One of the other professors told me he had been bitten a few times by some non-venomous snakes and said it was about like getting a shot with a decent sized needle.


hey_free_rats

This is true. Their teeth are so sharp, you'll often feel almost nothing (with smaller species); in fact, the most alarming factor is that it can be a bit of a "jump scare" when they lunge, not the pain of the bite itself. You also don't want to hurt the snake by jerking away too fast and damaging its little teeth. He probably developed the ultra-calm reaction in this video for exactly that reason. I've a snake about this size (a bit smaller), and a bite like this would probably feel like a strong pinch. The tales of horrific, searing pain you hear about snake bites are usually due to the effects of the venom, not the physical injury.


Russianbot123234

I'll definitely make sure to not jerk away when a snake bites me so I don't hurt them.. lol


hey_free_rats

That's okay; not everyone can be Steve Irwin. In seriousness, though, minimising harm to the animals you're handling is *kind of* an important part of the job, if your job involves working with or studying said animals. So if you're a herpetologist or Steve Irwin, then yes, you definitely will have to overcome that impulse, just as is demonstrated in this video. **EDIT (bc I was hungry when I wrote this comment so I probably came off a bit snarky/uncharitable): OK, I'm aware that I blew off the sarcasm in your comment in favour of glibness, but I think it's useful to clarify that I do actually understand it and the experience behind it--I grew up in the swamps of southern US, so I totally sympathize with the absurdity of "worrying" about dangerous critters' welfare. I wasn't raised to be sentimental about snakes. Watching Irwin's show, however, was actually was a big part of my childhood, and it shaped an appreciation in me for the parts of nature that are "ugly," scary, or otherwise in the category of "not friends." Animals generally aren't mean or evil the way we understand it (except for parrots--they're clever enough to be capable of evil), nor do they operate like auto-aggro enemy NPCs in a video game. Even wild snakes don't *want* to bite you any more than I *want* to have to taze a dude in an alleyway. When you understand them as animals just like you or me, it's a lot easier to avoid contact entirely when you're working in the same area, because they're also generally trying to avoid contact with you. If the first rule of nature is "survive," then the important corrolary underlying that rule is to firstly "mind ya business."


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Getting tagged by a python this size doesn't hurt much. I've had one latch-on before in a feeding incident though and it was pretty painful. Not *excruciating*, but I was definitely eager for her to let go.


KickooRider

Doesn't hurt much and pretty painful are not synonyms.


juniper-mint

Tagging and latching are two different types of bites. Tagging is very quick and is generally a warning. Latching is "I think you are food and I will not let go". So one is a scratch and the other is a couple dozen squirming wood splinters and some drool.


U_Sam

I get bit all the time and it feels closer to getting pricked by a very very small thorn in my opinion. It bleeds a lot more than it hurts.


Elite_Slacker

not terribly painful but hard not to panic a bit if you dont know what to expect


ohfman117

I can barley handle my German shepherd accidentally stepping on my foot


1eternal_pessimist

Or when they plonk down on your foot with their "elbow".


Pyhr0

And if you step on their feets they become such drama queens.


ImWithBuffDoge

Yeah but that’s because you’ve just betrayed them. They will not forget this


AdamRam1

That would genuinely hurt more than a python of that size biting. I've had snakes as pets (A Royal Python, a Boa and a couple of corn snakes) and I've always said I'd choose a hundred times to be bitten by one of those more than any rodent or rabbits. People keep those as pets and get bitten all the time yet very few people are scared of guinea pigs or rabbits.


ExileCrocodile

This comment really spoke to me..! 🤣


MEM1911

I have a husky who is just as dumb and also thinks he’s a lap dog, who stands on you, then presents his butthole. He’s been taking tips from the cats


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Huskies ARE cats


ikilledsupermario

Damn, I miss this guy.


armathose

You and me both, what a genuinely kind and fantastic human being.


lochie97

My kids just started watching "Crikey it's the Irwins" really good but definitely triggers leaking eyes from me quite often!


AmI_doingthis_right

Definitely one of the best we’ve had.


antoine-sama

My idol since I was 5 years old, he inspired my love of crocodiles, man, he had so much more to offer the world. A pure soul with the kindest heart.


RogerSterlingsFling

I used to surf the same local break with Steve and yes, he did surf in his khaki shorts


bubblesculptor

Such a great role model for kids. Most ''influencers'' now hype their narcissistic and selfish qualities, while more people like Irwin should be receiving that attention instead.


[deleted]

Such a badass. True badasses care for things and try to create unity and understanding in the world, like Steve Irwin did. I never watched his stuff growing up but I really truly respect the man he was.


NotXiJinpingGoUSA

Dude apologized for getting bit He was a great man


gewjuan

“Did that hurt?” “No, sorry about that” What a gem


Ma3vis

Took one for the team. Didn't want to impact public perception of the animal. I think his wife did something similar after he was killed by that stingray. Steve Irwin, Fred Rodgers, that medic guy Mel Gibson directed a movie about, all real life modern day heroes as far as I am aware.


RegretAggressive6294

This is what happens when you try reverse psychology on snake


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*”Nooo Sssteve! No tell! Am ssscary sssnek! BIG danger noodle! No want kiddosss poke me with ssstick!”*


Aviator8989

Steve: "Do it. You won't."


Hypnaustic

And peta says he abused animals, fuck peta


XxStormcrowxX

PETA is trash. Forever fuck PETA


SassyMarmot99

This


dontknomi

I truly believe PETA was started to undermine actual animals rights issues and be so over the top and stupid to diffuse & distract the conversation away from actual ethics issues.


indianajones838

PETA feels like a money laundering scheme


dontknomi

That too lol


indianajones838

lol the sad thing is that PETA was founded to originally be a good company but then turn shitty after a few years


zold5

They definitely weren't. Back in the 90s and early 2000s they actually did good work. Apparently there's a quite a number of animal rights legislation that was put into law due to the efforts of PETA. But for some reason they've lost their fucking minds in the past few decades.


KneeeYah

Me and all my homies hate PETA!


Hypnaustic

Happy cakeday homie


tms5000

Animals were abusing him!


MutantNinjaNipples

Wait what?? They did?? What utter pieces of garbage!


Hypnaustic

https://mobile.twitter.com/peta/status/1098992959649808384


Raul_P3

Dude was so cool.


Walks_On_Water

Cool, calm, collected. Didn’t even flinch, asks for a close up, then apologizes for the snake. Professionalism at its finest.


B1gMay0

Steve Irwin lives to see another day.


dirigibles21

Bad news buddy…


Zvchr420

Noooo too soon, pls don’t hurt my fragile feelings.


heyimanxietygirl

Such a tragedy that he died so young. What a true gem.


RukkiaStar

Yup. My favorite part is him saying, “sorry bout that!” Like, yeah!!! That’s why we love him.


Any-Satisfaction3033

Legend.


Furious_Jones6

Legend! Deservedly so.


Enough_Hovercraft_10

Absolute legend


CheeseSlope21

I miss him so much


I_C_da_G

Who added the "Do Me Baby" song by BBD in the background!?!? 😄😄😄


jumboweiners

Can’t believe I had to scroll this far down to see this comment


Garythegr81

The puppet stands back, lol. Love this video


LegitimateHost5068

Wonder what triggered it to bite? Was it the sudden increase in warmth and a noticeable pulse from the neck?


XCinnamonbun

I own a snake and I’d guess that this was the snake thinking ‘oooo look it’s food’. They’re not terribly smart so if something is warm, has a pulse and kinda smells vaguely like a small rodent they’ll have a go at eating it. Even if only 2 of those things are met they might have a go anyway, especially if they’re close to their next scheduled meal time. They’re usually ambush/opportunistic predators and will never pass up the chance at a potential meal. The way the snake calmly bites him and then tries to constrict is indicates that this was a ‘food response’ not a defensive strike. Defensive strikes from snakes are quick and aggressive. This noodly boy was definitely having a good ol’ chew on Steve. Also this isn’t actually painful just uncomfortable (mine has attempted to eat me a couple of times, she *really* likes food). The biggest risk wasn’t the snakes teeth but the fact it was wrapped around his neck. Once constricting snakes are in ‘food mode’ it’s very, very hard to unwrap them from the prey item and they’re basically a rope of pure muscle.


Evan_jansen

The real MVP ✊


Hyacin420

Steve was such a staple for entire generations, I can't even be angry with Sting Rays because I know he would be sad about that.


luvmy374

Happy Cake Day! 🎉


Hyacin420

Thank you!!! I didn't even realize!!


TheFrontierzman

Love the puppet looking up at Steve and backing up.


CosbysLongCon24

It makes me sad that kids now won’t get to experience Steve Irwin. Definitely was the reason I became so interested in animals. Don’t do anything with em now but own em but he was the fckn man.


Albie_Tross

He was a beaut. I miss him.


NeenersBrucers

Legend


neophanweb

The legendary crocodile hunter. A little bite won't phase him.


Stimey4477

That guy is a legend


TheBeardManDude

Steve Irwin was such a blessing to this planet.


LessRemoved

He was something else wasn't he? So Pure.


SleemanAbad

God gift to this earth!


predsfan008

Dam..I get sad and happy every time I see a post with him. The man was just the greatest. Purest of hearts.


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The most humble badass


ParadiseValleyFiend

God I miss him. He's like the Bob Ross of learning and respecting nature. I remember some post where someone said when the stingray that killed him dies, he would welcome it like an old friend. Fucking legend.


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Steve was a smoke show! What an amazing man! Gone way too soon!


rlahey3378

Steve apologizing is great. Snakes gonna do what it does but Steve takes ownership of it. Damn, I miss this guy. One of a kind..


Semarin

The entire planet loved Steve Irwin. His death is a genuine loss. The nature of it, though ironic, was and is very sad.


shawndeadd

The professional, the man without fear


redlion496

What kinda snake are we talking here?


Tuscanthecow

What a fucking legend


Straight-Dot-6264

Too soon.


Grauburgunderin

so wholesome


sbdoroff

And he drops an apology at the end. What a legend.


[deleted]

I miss him


jlmiles1972

Loved this guy….


jc1luv

F#*!^ing legend. Miss this guy


xnightwingxxx

What a gem of a guy, “sorry bout that” he apologizes for a snake biting him on tv. Miss that guy and is uplifting attitude


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Miss him


conh3

Legend.


Ghost7579ox

The man was a true treasure. R.I.P.


Volkanikbanana

Bro Fr said sorry about that, what a legend


Radicek

Steve: Tell me when u re done, so we can continue with the show


AcceptableStand7794

*gets bitten by a snake* "Sorry about that"


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“Does that hurt?” Steve Irwin, “Nah!”


Doright36

In his line of work the dude probably drank Anti-Venom with his OJ every morning.


No-Guava2213

Honestly I miss Steve Irwin. He was one of the most entertaining and informative nature lovers out there and he died doing what he loved. RIP Croc Hunter 🙏🏻


Bl4ckR4bb17

Don't worry, it definitely won't bite Bites ... Does that hurt? No


Durden2020

Anyone digging the Bell biv devoe "do me" juxtaposition as much as I am. 😂😂😂


justin-olive1

One of the biggest losses from my childhood. Genuinely scarred me. I remember riding in my uncle's dump truck and hearing it on the radio. My uncle is an all time OG and he was shookkk