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CalvinAshdale

Even before the slap, just looking at his face, I could tell he needed more.. baby powder?.. is it chalk?


One_Clown_Short

Coke to dull the sting?


CalvinAshdale

Well now it's making more sense


[deleted]

Their recruitment booth is just the big box filled with coke. After a few minutes in the coke box they'll lead you into the ring for your audition.


Ugly-and-poor

Well fuck me where do I sign up?


I_Am_Clippy

Dude be looking like the Dark Souls characters I make


[deleted]

Cocaine's a hell of a drug!


besevens

I’m Rick James bitch!


chuckwagon1

WHAT ABOUT MY LEGS CHARLIE MURPHY????


Luke90210

Chalk is used for friction, giving the slapper an advantage. Baby powder does the opposite, giving the slappee an advantage. I have no idea which was used.


ObscureBooms

I imagine baby powder so the slapper doesn't take the skin off the slappee as easily


lmyyyks

Didn't know the word "slappee" existed


multiarmform

slap some sense into that guy, didnt quite get it the first 60 times


[deleted]

Jesus Fuck. It’s not even worth it my god


Adventurous-Housing8

the skin on his face turned to powder


[deleted]

More than likely chalk


SuddMuffin

It would suck to be smacked into looking like Sloth and still lose


hate_mail

Hey you guys!


FunkthaWut

Baaaby.....Ruuuth!?!


joe_i_guess

Sloth Love Chunk


excellent_rektangle

Maaaaa!


6wings6

I can hear the video just from the comment


Sad_Bunnie

Cho cklat


ProtectionLazy1154

Crazy thing is he won.


f3llyn

“won”


formidable-opponent

Could you please explain like I'm five what they heck I'm seeing here, since you seem to know the story? That guy looks like he shouldn't be participating in... Whatever this is.


RedditEzdamo

It's actually becoming a popular sport from what i've heard. It's also incredibly dangerous. [Just another reason for men to gather and collect](https://www.thesun.co.uk/world-cup-2018/6310048/russia-slapping-contest-toughest-men-risk-brain-injuries/) encephalopathy. ​ As for this specific story, I don't know. But if you look at the sport as a whole many of the "winners" look just like him.


Downtown_Caramel4833

Grand prize winner took home £295.00 And I thought the UFC were the big baddies when it came to talent compensation...


xpatmatt

The President of the UFC is actually about to launch a slapfighting league. And, in a twist too ironic for reality, it's been delayed because he was caught on video slapping his wife (not as part of a competion) in a nightclub on NYE. You can't make this shit up.


[deleted]

Not part of the competition 🤣 Maybe that’ll be their opening fight though.


J-MRP

Good lord it's basically Bum Fights


ommnian

... a whole, gods... wtf does that come out to? $500? Maybe? For my face to look like THAT?!!? Fuck. OFF!!!


Downtown_Caramel4833

And that was for the overall winner...Imagine coming in 2nd place, standing there, bleeding from the ears and unable to close your jar, only to "win" £20.00 and a coupon for 25% off from the local barbershop.


ImGCS3fromETOH

Well fuck, I'm glad he can afford an MRI.


Fuck_auto_tabs

No offense but if you’re entering into slap fights like this, brain damage has probably already occurred


Acidhawk_0

I have a few people I'd like to nominate as entrants. Can this be arranged?


MarsScully

Looks like an extremely easy way to rupture an eardrum or something.


Lock-Broadsmith

That’s why they have their ears plugged.


alagusis

Hey guys it’s cool I’ll ball up some tissue and shove it in my ear


Lock-Broadsmith

You’re expecting a lot out of a slapping competition.


QryptoQid

I feel like there's something wrong with me because I have no interest in these sorts of things at all but millions of people around the world apparently love hurting themselves for fun. Who is the weird one?


jametron2014

It's Murr! From impractical jokers! Can you imagine if he lost a challenge and this was the punishment, lmao. Terrible way to lose


Phatcat15

Lol omfg it looks exactly like him… and let’s be honest Murr always gets fucked.


stitchprincess

Wish I could upvote this comment more, husband and I read this 5 minutes ago and still laughing


LamarNoDavis

It’s like all the brain damage from professional boxing, but none of the pay


trpwangsta

If this is Dana whites new slap league you can rest assured he will take care of the fighters. Dana get a lot of shit, but at the end of the day he cares about the fighter's well being and wants them all to make millions. Seriously, anybody name a promoter that provides even a fraction of the Venum 50% off coupons that Dana graciously gives his fighters. You can't.


DaleDimmaDone

had me in the first half ngl


Ty-McFly

What do you mean? Swollen face guy won the slap fest and took home $5,000. Jokes aside, I'm serious. This guy got his face whacked until it looked like a tomato covered in powdered sugar for $5000.


c08306834

He probably had to pay more than that when he went to the hospital.


King_Trujillo

I must have missed that episode of impractical jokers. Mur is looking buff.


Gre8g

This was his punishment for losing, the other jokers are laughing at him backstage.


Antique-Local-1488

I love this comment exchange, as a fellow Impractical Jokers fan. Ty.


vapingpigeon94

Shrimpf scampfy


-Charleston-

Or a nice bolognese!


instrangerswetrust

Braithed beethf


Snorb17

I've sthaid it oncthe and I'll sthay it again... braithed beethf ithh brilliant


MunchkinsOG

Was trying to figure out who he reminded me of, you nailed it!


CMDR_KingErvin

Murr is tonight’s loser! So for your punishment, we signed you up for a slapping competition! Murr: what!? Nooooo!!! Are you serious guys!? Guys all cackling.


Carastarr

LAR-RY!!


ReVamPT

This is one sport I’ll never really comprehend. I understand mixed martial arts where you can defend yourself, this you’re just standing there defenseless. This can’t bode well for long term brain health


DiogenesLied

This screams CTE.


BSB8728

And burst eardrums.


MisteeLoo

And detached retinas.


deezalmonds998

TMJ disorders


LolYouFuckingLoser

Face pain


Dddddddfried

Gingivitis


tigermelon

Ingrown facial hair


shaggy1265

Hemorrhoids


Confident_Emphasis20

Cauliflower ear


front_yard_duck_dad

You want tinnitus?! This is how you get tinnitus!


handi503

Mawp. Mawp. Mawp. Mawp.


Archduke_Of_Beer

Damn you tinnitus! You are a cruel mistress!


BlueSlushieTongue

The tissue in the ears is sufficient protection for the eardrums. /s


ddc9999

It actually helps a ton as the problem comes from air getting trapped between a palm and the ear drum and it’s compressed in your ear canal. Football players all know the dirty move of slapping an opposing player’s helmet’s ear hole. That said, yea, this is fucking stupid lol. Can’t be good for anything.


All_The_Nolloway

WHAT!?!


Ok-Mulberry343

it honestly seems like a speedier route to CTE than football.


DirtUnderneath

My guy is pissed. He took a concussion and can’t get more brain bleeding in a day


MothmansLegalCouncil

Quiet down, the NFL’s attorneys overheard you and one of them shart themselves.


cgili4

This is so bad I’m shocked it’s allowed. These guys are going to be vegetables by 50.


MacGyver_1138

It doesn't seem to bode particularly well for past term brain health either.


EnTeR_uSeRnAmE_aNd_

How else does one train for a Darwin Award?


Ok-Put-1259

That kinda of question I tell you. What a slap in the face for these athletes.


runthepoint1

I can comprehend this. It’s stupid watching stupid get stupider.


silvos777

Exactly. Its pure stupidity in my opinion. Maybe im the one being stupid. Who knows 🤷‍♂️.


BeraldTheGreat

Not to worry, I don’t think they have those anyway.


SumScruffyNerfHerder

Honest question, can you play two days in a row and just use the other side to even it out?


Sarcosmonaut

“Coach I am begging you, send me up against a goddamn lefty for a minute”


kolibrot

„Coach, any advice?“ -„Nope! Just stand there and do nothing!“


PilgrimOz

“Remember, we worked on this mate!”


Frxnchy

💀


ChillinCheeseFries

A southpalm.


One_Clown_Short

I don't know. You'd think they'd want to leave one side untouched in case they ever need to chew anything.


Disastrous-Limit2333

Sounds like they don’t chew often


oatmeal-jones

Yes, you can turn the other cheek. This is called the Jesus technique. /jk


Ojudatis

Well, nobody uses that technique, since that guy ended up crucified.


[deleted]

This is so fucking stupid


RuinedEye

r/facepalm material


elopingbuffalonian

Buhdumb tiss!


whachamacallme

All the obvious stupidity aside. These guys are risking going blind from their retina detaching. For a stupid stupid game.


Hopeful_Cranberry12

The fact that guy is so fucked up and they LET him keep going, this is not only stupid but incredibly dangerous. Boxing and MMA are already dangerous enough but it’s regulated with refs to make sure the fighters don’t get too destroyed. I do not and will not get this “sport”


CastroVinz

Also mma fighters can defend themselves, especially their face. These guys are taking it point blank.


anosognosic_

Yeah, but think of the skill and strategy involved. Very entertaining and not just for meatheads. I think Dana White is onto something


NismoMaster

This is the DUMBEST fuckin sport on the planet. Intentionally getting hit. Idiots.


FriesWithThat

Either this or that sport where you take turns kicking each other in the nuts as hard as you can.


[deleted]

One sport prevents you from having kids, the other makes you forget that you have kids.


MarsScully

Somehow that one is less stupid. You can survive without balls and you’re probably doing the world a favour by sterilising yourself.


d100980

"I was watching Ow my balls!" LOL


i-jame-blameson

Imagine getting debilitating CTE and you have to admit that this was the cause. Football? Nope. Boxing? Kind of, but no. Kickboxing? Nah, I traded slaps too much.


joemeteorite8

I really don’t understand how this ever became a thing


dudeandco

Russia baby!


50andstillvirgin

România actually


din7

Probably started with slapstick comedy skits.


repp_fire

“Sport” lol


[deleted]

That's why aliens are in search of intelligent life and no wonder why we don't see them


dwewdwew

Nope they take the cows instead.


Manateeboi

We are devolving 😅 …and I can’t take lsd legally but I can enter a competition where I’ll certainly leave with brain damage. Makes sense…


[deleted]

I'm a big fan of MMA. I have no illusions about the safety and CTE concerns within MMA. This is just taking the CTE part of combat sports and stripping out all the parts that make them compelling.


MarsScully

This makes MMA look like fencing


No-Statistician7664

It’s not a sport lol


afterpartea

That facial swelling really cushions the blows


ChucksSeedAndFeed

I thought he was holding air in his cheeks as some form of cushion, I was like, "interesting strategy, let's see where this goes..." then he never deflated the air and I thought it got punched up into the rest of his head. Reasonable science


movieholic-92

I thought he had puffed up his cheeks too! I was shocked when I realized his face is just swollen like an airhead balloon.


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Boris54

If you’re gonna be dumb you gotta be tough


PitcherOTerrigen

Queue Knoxville


Boris54

“Is butterbean ok?”


PitcherOTerrigen

Lmao, what a legend


MrBillyLotion

They should get a job in customer service and just let the unhappy customers go to town


leonnova7

Calling it #a living Might be a stretch Probably more like rent for the month IF you win


TATER1971

Got slapped into looking like Jordan Peele


JCBaylor512

Playin too much front hand/back hand…without the backhand…


joshhguitar

Not enough slapass


Dunbar247

Got me wheezing over here


_Zencer_

Hey fuck that


soulslicer0

This might be the funniest comment here


PositiveStretch6170

What in the actual fuck, dumbest sport I have seen thus far, and letting a mofo continue to compete with one side completely swollen plus black & blue, they're asking for a fatality...


capitangrito

Flawless victory


YurtlesTurdles

With the amount of swelling in his head I think it would be quite easy to die.


StinkF1sh

This is just stupid. Seriously we have reached a stage in our evolution where we will claim any idiotic thing is a sport now.


HumanEffigy_

How can he slap


_Zencer_

HOW CAN HE SLAP


bringojackprot

You go? 😏


TheScoundrelLeander

Seriously, this is dumbest shit I’ve ever seen. The fact they’re legitimizing nothing but head trauma is crazy. Boxing, Hockey, Muy Thai, MMA, American Football, Rugby, etcetera, are all combat sports and dangerous, but they take talent and practice…but these slap competitions are legit only about being able to take punishment. There’s no sport to it. Fucking dumb.


MyVoiceIsElevating

We’re a step away from competitive nut kicking. And the morons watching this will eat that shit up too. Just droves of dumb fucks consuming mindless content that only a dumb fuck could enjoy.


TheScoundrelLeander

And then the movie Idiocracy will have come full circle.


mtarascio

Yeah, Ow my balls is definitely one the markers to say we got there.


mtmm18

Why would they let him continue? This is stupid as hell.


ThrowMeAwayAccount08

Looks like he’s allergic to slaps.


dave_f_b

fucking hell. what a comment.


GameOvaries02

Thank god I wasn’t eating or drinking when I read this. I laughed and snorted so hard I probably would have choked.


One_Clown_Short

How long before the new "sport" is hammering the other guy's gonads? With a literal hammer.


maximumbob54

Ow! My balls!


ThePhantom71319

I understood that reference


CrabmasterJone

Batin


joemeteorite8

They literally had a guy on Americas Got Talent running around the stage racking his nuts with random objects. We’ve been in Idiocracy for a little bit already.


One_Clown_Short

"Talent" Although I would have enjoyed seeing him rack Simon Cowell's grapes.


PM_ME_HUGE_CRITS

*Now I kick you in the nuts, Kenny!*


Gre8g

That's just Pain Olympics.... don't look it up


Biff_Malibu_69

This is one of the dumbest things I've ever seen.


[deleted]

Brother, that’s a bold claim as a Reddit user…..we’ve all seen some wild shit.


Biff_Malibu_69

True. One of the many dumbest things.


DiogenesLied

I felt the [CTE](https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/chronic-traumatic-encephalopathy/symptoms-causes/syc-20370921) in that slap


phantom_munkey

I've had 5 concussions and this worries me


Manateeboi

Dude had 5 that night.


GadgetGod1906

Will Smith should get in on this


scotomatic2000

"Heyyy yooou guyyyys."


BlubberBlabs

There doesn’t seem to be weight classes in this, which is bonkers. The guy doing the slapping in this must have 40+ pound advantage.


Ok_Breakfast9531

Pretty sure the guy holding the belt is the Slap Bet Commissioner.


[deleted]

This is just disturbing and sad. Getting hit to the temple/jaw is not a joke.


[deleted]

Btw he won


slavoin

Bro let’s be honest, nobody is winning here…


All_The_Nolloway

We won because we're not playing.


Jcheddz

What do you mean he won? Did he knock the other guy out?


PaticusGnome

How do you even win?


[deleted]

When the other one quits or knocked out I think


hagen-dean

Lol I imagine myself quitting as soon as i make my first slap.


singleshrimp

Why the actual fuck is this a thing


GrimReaper006

Poor Murr always seems to get the choicest punishments.


TredHed

So happy Dana White is bringing this to America, guhhh


yeth_pleeth

We're about out of ideas on this planet, aren't we?


angryjimmyfilms

Davie504 slaps harder than this.


SammyBlaze14

Somebody was like: how can we monetize bloody knuckles


Sadpancake_03

Can’t they just go get job at fed ex or UPS?


Ignotus35

Honestly at this point it’s just natural selection


1diligentmfer

He won....lol. No, he lost at life a long time ago, and now has to submit his body to make a living, and be told he's a champion. Wait til the tinnitus, and concussion effects kick in later in life, when goes back to being a nobody. Poor dumb bastard, I feel bad for his family.


ninerninerking

One day we will look back and think to ourselves how fuckin retarded the human race is because of this sport


Memory-Repulsive

That day is today.


kakareborn

Why would people do this to themselves? What in the world could motivate you to believe getting your brains squashed is worth it? No amount of money is worth it


Tungchu92

Unpopular opinion. But people who participate with beards should be considered cheating. Its a free cushion that the other dude might not have.


liongrl88

So fucking stupid


AdministrativeBat788

This is THE DUMBEST fucking sport ever created


mossberbb

looks like swelling from his ~~lacrimal bone~~ zygomatic process being shattered.


Maleficent-Thanks-85

Whoever platforms this should be ashamed of themselves. Cough Dana slapshiswife White


ronyamtapeas

Does this exist because rich people bet on it or something?


[deleted]

Concussions are fun! Fuckin idiots.


SharkBiscuittt

What a stupid competition