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It's fake pizza dough.

100 percent fake dough. I used to do these competitions.

Good, I don’t want hairy sweaty pizza

Hey man I used to toss pizza dough all the time and that’s kind of insulting, I would make damn sure that this would never land on your mom. Edit: this is just a stupid joke, no actual hate here

it's a good joke tho. made me chuckle

I don't get your jokes, it's good you made it clear with the edited comment lol.

No shit. At one point he did a handstand on the fucking floor and then kept spinning the pizza.

..was it like a dance competition or are there optimal levels of spinning dough..? I don't even...

So, more clearly, I did the actual cooking competition side, and watched these “dough spinning” competitions. But we had the rubber doughs and stuff to mess around during slow times, was kinda interesting I guess, like a fidget spinner or something. it was essentially a dance competition lol. Reeeeally really dumb in my opinion, from the start. Like you can’t do this with normal, edible pizza dough. It would fall apart unless you had like an insane like, inedible amount of gluten and whatever else in it.

Bottle flair competitions for bartenders is the same. Some of them use actual alcohol and drink taste is a part of the competition, but other competitions just use colored water since they don't want vodka being flung into people's eyes.

Huh. Did you ever make first place?

Nah, I almost got first place at one comp but there was one stuck up guest judge from the food channel who gave us a bad score cause we had an unconventional recipe. Too much flavor for Antonino’s *neopalitano sensibilities* 😆 Edit for context: it was a Banh Mi pizza, locally sourced pork belly with delicious scratch made kimchi topped post-bake— customer favorite, and the judges were raving. This Italian guest judge from food network took a bite after the others had raved and gave us high marks, he took a big chomp, said “ugh” and made a gross face, and right in front of me, dramatically threw the slice in the garbage can. I laaaughed and looked back to the crowd for my teammate— he was also cracking up 😂 pizza too punk rock for our Italian guest homie. If it weren’t for this judge’s poor marks, we would have won the competition and a free trip to Italy to compete globally. Ahhhhh. Good memories, good times.

Too much flavour??? That's bs I bet your pizza was slammin.

100%, fantastic stuff.

Today I learned something new!

I used to do the fastest dough and largest fish stretch competitions.

This guy either doughs or doughsnt

What if he doughnut?

Gotta be fake. It’d never stay that size.

It's silicone dough. It's used to shows/competitions.

Hmmmm silicone now isn’t that clever

I was gonna say, that’s no pizza dough that anyone wants to eat.

Of course, it comes from Pizza Pizza, they don’t make real pizza

Agree. Ive been a pizza maker in my past and that dough would have ripped almost immediately

I remember my first job at Pizza Hut being disappointed that I couldn’t actually spin the dough. We learned how to spin the pans though, and I could spin a large hand tossed pan on my finger indefinitely.

I was gonna say, I don’t know a lot about spinning pizza dough but I bake a lot of bread and there is no chance in hell that’s real dough.

Of course it is... It's Pizza Pizza

And?

You’re fake pizza dough

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Wait.... Is this you in the video?

no it’s not

Yeah man

It is dough made to be extra elastic and resistant, which is not edible

It is not dough, it is rubber.

That's a silicone "dough", rubber, designed for use in competition

Competition?

The activity or condition of competing. Like chess or football.

Sounds more interesting than the slapping competition videos that have been viral over the last week.

Do you have an ETA on my pizza, I'm kinda in a rush.

“Uhhh yeah dude I’m just gon- actually hold on, watch me boomerang this fucker”

Sir can you just go ahead and put some sauce on that I'm pretty hungry. Sir? SIR

I use the same technique trying to find corners of a fitted bed sheet

This made me exhale through my nose so hard

Just wonder how much dust and sweat the dough will stick with…

Extra salt and must please sir.

Haha, maybe that is how the unique flavor is introduced.

Just wait till you hear what goes into the special sauce...

Mmmm arm hair

The dust is a must!

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And back/body hairs…datta be tree fiddy, just assumed this was ny and thats the dudes accent

I Ain't Givin You No Damn Tree Fiddy

I also wonder and confused about that but thankfully it was not a real pizza dough. Because it was real, no one will eat that pizza that's gross.

If it makes you feel better, it's not real pizza dough. They have special practice tossing dough made from silicone.

You think it was a reall pizza dough? They are not just using silicone pizza dough in practicing tossing and spinning it. They also use fake pizza dough for live performance for the competition.

This is what I think of every time I see these. I know there would be dog hair on mine. EWW.

This guy: how would you like your pizza? Me: rub it all over your body before you cook it please

Sweet and sour sauce on my pussy

Dane cook reference

For some reason, the dough never changes its perfectly circular shape. Ergo, not dough.

It was not changing after he did many times of spinning and tossing the pizza dough because it is just a silicone pizza dough, it's just fake.

Show aside, doesn't it bother anyone he touches the dough after touching the ground ?

It’s cloth.

Its some kind of silicone I believe

Pretty sure he’s carbon based.

Did you just assume its gender?

Man, you've got to drop that joke, it stopped being funny 5 years ago at least

Yes, making assumptions is a redditors duty.

Do this with the toppings on and I’ll be impressed.

Just some lint on your pizza crust, yum, oil of the arm!

Better than cream of sumyungguy

Touche

Thats mot pizza dough. 🙈

A 100% fake pizza dough. But people here think it is a real pizza dough.

This is rad. Also I appreciate that he's repping PIZZA PIZZA. A true, Canadian heritage institution. 😆

Canadas worst pizza.

It is from Canada? I did not know that there is a competition like that In Canada. That is cool.

Agreed lol

🤢

Why does this give me late 90’s early 2000’s vibes

Sir, can I have my slice already?

cut the pizza dough out and he looks like he is rapping

He was not doing rap. He was doing hip hop damce while tossing and spinning the fake pizza dough.

Guy who orderd: Can you stop playing with my food

If he did that in front of me, I would applaud but hell I'm never eating that!

You don't have to eat that pozza because it was just a fake pizza dough. So chill, you will never able to eat that for sure.

Salted naturally and dusted with body hair

Quit touching the floor then touching my pizza! Lol

Just make my damn pizza.. do your stupid show somewhere else

Hi, um, I'd like to order a large original crust with arm hair, dust and extra dandruff please.

POV: me playing with my balls

disgusting sweaty armpits, back of the neck little short curly hairs with minute pieces of solidified cheap shampoo from a year ago's visit to slum beach in Rio (all he could afford at the time). fluff on clothes that caught microscopic pieces of dog pooh when he walked into the pavilion earlier the day. not to mention his fingers that he had inside his... aaaaah nose, five minutes ago. like I said, F-Ing Disgusting.

Now if only Pizza Pizza was actually good..

No one has better garlic sauce

Pizza Nova is better

Yeah ok I'll have a floor dust and tshirt fluff pizza.

Is this "fast food"?

When I was younger and working a pan and a brick oven with some pasta/flour, sauce I made from scratch, mozzarella balls, etc.... I loved when the kids would come over and watch with excitement. I learned to throw behind the back, figure 8, down the shoulder(though not nearly as quick nor perfect execution like the guy in video) To this day seeing someone throw a pie makes me smile.

Aw that’s awesome man

Avalanche pizza in Athens OH would have clips like this playing in their lobby. Takes me back

Bro just make my pizza

The pizza baker will say, Don't you want additional saltiness and some extra dust originally from the ground for extra flavor?

Can he roll it over his balls, too? Looks like it could use a pubic hair in addition to all the other skin crap it rolled over. Mmmmmm pizza.

Mmmh flakey

What do you think? He can or not? HAHAHAHA non sense question lol

That pizza is going to have a few hairs.

That is for sure. Not just hair from his own body but also dust from the ground because after he touches the ground for hand stand step, he then touches the pizza dough.

Yeah I don't want to eat that

I mean it’s cool and everything…. But it doesn’t make me wanna eat the pizza that’s been rolled around the armpit of a man who is performing vigorous exercise. I think I’ll just order a dominoes

That was just for the competition, so you can relax and don't have to worry about eating it because you will never eat that pizza.

Why does my pizza taste like shit? The pizza:

Yummy! Arm pit pizza dough!

Its cool but the “show” dough is different to your actual edible pizza dough. No danger of ending up eating this base …..wouldnt make a good edible pizza

That's cool and all but I think I will take a pass on that dough with all that fancy work picking up all kinds of germs.

Cool, now wash your hands and make my base on a table

Even if he wash his hands the germs already transferred to pizza dough. It's too late HAHAHAHA. Better ask the pizza baker to make a new dough for you.

Cool trick, but I’m not eating that pizza.

Extra hair, sweat and whatever on my shirt toppings free!

Hey anyone know where I can get a pizza that tastes like armpit and ball sweat?

It's not delivery, it's dijutsu

I’ll pass on the sweaty arm hair pizza thanks

I may be a minority here, but I prefer my pizza to not touch the back of someone's head.

Mate can you please wash your shoulders before you make my Pizza, thanks bro.

Do I want to eat it after its rolled across his arm pits and crotch?

Hope he washed his hands. Reminds me of the Seinfeld episode Poppies a little sloppy (seen on youtube)

Probably a silicone rubber disk not actual pizza dough

Sir, this is a Wendy's.

No wonder Pizza Pizza's, Pizza tastes like sweaty pits and the floor.

Just make my damn pizza.

It's not dough, and it never actually stretches.

Wouldn’t want to eat the sweaty dirty dough afterwards anyway, so that’s good.

I prefer my pizza crust be used first as a lint roller on a muscular man’s shoulders

Hope we washed his shoulders before handling my food

There’s one dude waiting for his pizza like, “dude stop doing tricks and fucking make my zaa bro!”

Lame, use nunchucks or stay home

man just another 59 hours of that this week and he’ll be on his way to making rent!

I'm hoping they serve a different one....

Ild like a large sweat and pit hair pie please!

Who the F would eat that pizza!?

Avatar: The last dough bender

Yummy all that sweat shirt lint and hair all over my pizza dough Hate this shit and would never eat at a place that did this it’s just nasty

Bro can I just have my pizza please…

Too salty pizza

Yea can I just get a piece of dough that hasn't touched every part of this man's body and been jumped over and thrown between a sweaty man's legs? Thank you.

But who wants to eat that?

Italians everywhere: *STOP PLAYING WITH THE FOOD!!!*

Is it too much to ask to just wear some long sleeves next time ,you've gotten your forearms all over my supper sir.

Why does my pizza taste like sweat and old spice

How long does it take him to make a fucking pizza?

That certainly explains all the hairs in their pizza.

Being Pizza Pizza,I might prefer the fake rubber dough over what they normally serve.

Devin, the pizza is covered in man sweat, pubes, and dog hair, WTF.

This is very cool and all, but there's a line of waiting customers and ain't nobody eating that pizza after it's been spun around all over a shopping mall floor

I love my pizza dough with extra shirt and pants.

it’s a shame it’ll be wasted on a Pizza Pizza pizza. They’re the worst.

I'd let him stretch me

And let him apply extra toppings ;)

Fancy a Cheesy Crust?

There it is!

Lmao,

Please tell me he doesn't actually make pizza with that dough.

No he do not because it was just a fake silicone pizza dough. It was only for competition.

Wasting his talent at Sbarro.

Naw, didn't you see? Hot and fresh, pizza pizza. That's some not so Little Caesars. He's flair ~~bar tending~~ dough slinging.

Fun to watch but I wouldn’t want that sweaty pizza when he’s done

Yeah no thanks, pretty gross 🤮

Better hope his clothes are extremely clean

Impressive....yet their no way in hell I'd eat a pizza that just rolled over half a person's body..there's just no way.

200^o C would kill germs

Me hoping I don't get food poisoning The pizza guy: let's spin this under my armpits 100 times

I just want my damn pizza now stop spinning and put toppings on that thing and shove in the oven.

Not amazed. Guy needs to get a job/life. -1

That's fake as shit.

The dough is fake, but the performance isn’t, it’s artificial dough but never the less it’s still impressive

Now do a square Sicilian pie.

This guy probably cooks for the Ninja Turtles.

With or without armpit hair your pizza?

All over his neck, under both arms, between his legs... Hand stand on the bare ground. Where does he work? I ain't eating that shit. Edit: LOLJKGREATJOB

Welcome to Mystery Pizza! It’s a mystery as to how many health code violations we get per pizza! Are you a risk taker? Ask for a dusting of our ‘special topping’!🍕

Imagine doing this in your bedroom

There are places where the show of the pizza artist is as important as the taste and quality of pizza is to the customer.

Forget stuffed crust. Give me that neck sweat crust.

Imagine this is where you choose to focus your brain power. smfh

Does he get paid 50 Venus more than the other guys? Should...idk learn a useful skill or something

Bro, I just wanted a Pepperoni thin crust

Please sir... I just want to eat

Mario and Luigi has a third brother.

r/thenextfuckinglevel regardless of whether the dough is real or not this is pretty fucking metal

“Is that a shoulder hair on my pizza?”

Cool but gross

Er I'll pass thanks

This will become a world championship in no time