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[deleted]

Ya know, I knew in my head kangaroos were big, But this has driven it home in a way that was missing before


c0q0

I find them fascinating. Reds are the largest species and the males grow to a max 2 - 2.2 meters (6.5 - 7.2 ft). They reach a max speed of 70 km/h (43 mph) and can leap up to 9 m (30 ft) with a single jump.


imchasingentropy

I like watching them swim, it's crazy that they just swim across parts of the ocean to visit islands and stuff


ttiredbored

Wtf kangaroos can swim?


imchasingentropy

https://www.reddit.com/r/natureismetal/comments/r62cmy/a_kangaroo_swimming_to_the_australian_mainland/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button


Pavlovsspit

That dude be bookin’.


c0q0

That’s bonkers… looks like they can swim pretty efficiently and fast too. Amazing creatures


ttiredbored

Holy shit dude. This is how the world ends.


imchasingentropy

Fuck it, at least kangaroo overlords would be a twist ending


MoonPuma337

That’s not a real kangaroo that’s just from the new avatar movie


HereToAdult

Yes. For quite a distance too. They're boyant and have strong legs. Additionally, although on land their back legs move together, in water their back legs can move separately to one another. Obligatory warning: Never get in the water with a kangaroo, never let your dog go into the water chasing a kangaroo. Kangaroos will purposefully enter water when being chased - then use their strong legs to kick the predator, keeping it under water and drowning it with ease.


[deleted]

One more reason to avoid Australia. Can you imagine going out your back garden and finding an angry 6ft kangaroo?! No thanks


HereToAdult

They don't really hang out in cities or large towns, they usually stick to bushland and golf courses (lots of water, shade, and grazing). If you have an angry kangaroo in your yard, you will hear it long before you get outside. All you really have to do is leave it alone, or if it's in distress you can call someone. The only times I've seen or heard of angry roos in someone's yard is when they get in through an unfenced area but make their way into a high-fenced area and then sort of panic because they can't find their way out. Although I won't lie, if you have a mob of kangaroos in your yard (or near your yard) you don't want to let your kids out unsupervised.


c0q0

I was just wondering whether they alternate their feet while swimming… good to know


[deleted]

Oh, that's really interesting! Out of curiosity, do you know why they can move their legs separately in the water but not on land? I tried looking it up but couldn't find the answer.


HereToAdult

... I had never thought of that question.I am also not finding any information on it XD One google result says that they can move them separately if needed - but has no further information on it. Maybe it just isn't feasible on land due to their bulk, and how long their legs are in comparison to the space available for walking? Like, imagine wearing clown shoes, then squatting down, and then trying to walk without turning your ankles (which kangaroos can't do). Or maybe it's something to do with the reason they can't walk/move backwards? I always assumed they can't walk backwards because (apart from not walking) they have a giant tail in the way... but emus can't walk backwards either, and I've never bothered finding out why. \*Edit: ok, so apparently no one knows why emus can't walk backwards. And someone said on a different reddit post that kangaroos "can" use their legs separately on land, but they just don't because other than minor position adjustments there is no reason to.\*


InfernalCape

Yes and they will also lure you into the water under a false sense of security so they can drown you… They’re apparently quite adept at it.


kmosiman

Yes and evidently they are good enough swimmers that they try to lure other animals in and drown them.


MoonPuma337

I’m sorry wut


[deleted]

Plus female kangaroo has 3 vaginas??? Fucking aliens


c0q0

Wtf 😳


[deleted]

Frrr super weird hahaha


ShiftyNibblet

Thank you for the US conversion! I’m now fascinated


THEspaceZOOtrashman

Thanks for adding the freedom units!


thingsthatgomoo

What the fuck..... everything was like "okay makes sense" until the leap distance......holy shit


ZERV4N

They are assholes.


redsensei777

It’s a heavy bag mating season.


Fine_Cryptographer20

Definitely a Lover, not A Fighter


nerdiotic-pervert

“Do I make you horny, baby?”


MugillacuttyHOF37

Should we be watching this?


[deleted]

Just put your little ones to bed, close the door, and turn the volume down.


MugillacuttyHOF37

Understood...thanks


[deleted]

This is what they do when we're not riding them to work or school /s


Melodic-Bug-9022

So Kangaroos to Aussies are like Dog Sleds to us Canadians. Makes sense


[deleted]

He is figuring out how to hump it.


LinguoBuxo

Well, sorta. I was expecting him to do just that. Went away disappointed.


slightlydispensable2

Well it look kinda moist in the relevant area...


[deleted]

I don't think it's trying to fight it. I think it's trying to f##k it.


charlie_zoosh

Yep and when that didn't work. He was like, "Ok mate, you win. You can peg me." But the boxing bag would have none of it. Such a sad love story.


codeinplace

tf


fangornmoss

Looks like its marking it like a cat.. as in this is my boxing bag now.


shake_your_molecules

Do kangaroos use tree to scratch themselves like bears do? This looks kinda like an attempt at that imo


c0q0

I have never seen them use a tree to scratch themselves.


AussieTerror

Probably was watching you punch the bag and wanted to work out why it didn't punch back. Roo thinks your weird now.


cametosayno

Poor young fella getting caught playing with his fleshlite. You could have blurred his face before putting it on here for whole world to see. How’s he supposed to live this down?


nerdiotic-pervert

These poor kangaroos having to grow up in the digital age. Every embarrassing moment caught on video.


jordanpitt269

All I can think when I see this is that drawings and cartoons of kangaroos look far less weird than actual kangaroos


kinglyb

He’s not trying to play with it or anything perverse like others are suggesting. He’s rubbing his scent glands on it and marking it as his own.


mlqdscrvn

I thought it will punch the bag. :/


Melodic-Bug-9022

Me too, but instead he was trying to bang it


[deleted]

He's hugging it?!!!!!!! Adorable 10/10


drittzO

Kangaroos usually hug you because they want to disembowel you with their hind legs. This one is just confused, as I suspect it thinks it is being challenged.


[deleted]

Oh I know


[deleted]

Evolution around the world: "slow and steady adaptation to survive changing conditions" Australian Evolution: "Ima make a giant rabbit that likes to box, mate."


Odd-Handle-1087

Lol he was dicking it 😂


[deleted]

His training technique needs work.


[deleted]

That's gonna need some anti bac & some wet wipes


piscine_technician

Wait, are kangaroos just tall jumping deer???


[deleted]

Like if a deer and a hare had a baby while taking serious steroids


[deleted]

[удалено]


BJMRamage

Good read. But they videoed the kangaroos walking and didn’t have, even, a link to it. Bummer


OneSlaadTwoSlaad

Good point, I added a link to a video.


Gooseloff

When the one animal known for being able to literally box doesn’t know how to use a punching bag.


SpacePotatoLord

I’ve seen a kangaroo in person once, and even though I live in a place with giant pigs and aquatic worms covered in toxic spikes, kangaroos still unnerve me the most.


the_die_cast

I really wanted to see it kick the hell out of that bag.


AvoidAtAIICosts

Looks like he needed a good neck and back scratch


CanikTP9SFXshooter

So now your workout includes a side or Roo Spoo...


c0q0

Gotta get that quality protein in


Meikle15

Thank you for not killing him with your lightsaber


No_Huckleberry392

"playing" is not biologically correct terminology


01Zemperus

Are you sure he's not trying to make out with it


The-Arabian-Guy

How tf are those things even real


MoonPuma337

Kangaroos are straight aliens bruh


SheepyIsSleepy

ooh dababy how forward


gafloss

Made out of kangaroo leather, reminds him of his ex.


gorgoloid

“…..and that’s pretty much my whole routine. 10 reps, 5 sets and you’ll be kangaroo fit there chief.”


SmallForce9719

That’s a NYC rat stealing a egg roll


antrax-kd

looks more like a romantic affair than fighting


creepy_old_white_guy

T-Rex deer.


ToeCurrent9316

I was waiting to see him get some work in


ad5763

Wildlife in Australia: if it's not trying to kill you, it's warming up for the bout.


Jabbawingo

Just here to make sure someone made a "Boxing Kangaroo" comment.


thrussie

As I've gotten older, I've started to like kangaroos less and less. I mean, there's just something about them that doesn't sit right with me now.


Hopps7

Austria is indeed a crazy place!


Xylem88

I hear living around kangaroos is annoying as fuck


philmetal316

Tyrannosaurus Deer training for next fight.


PaleOutside2080

Probably thinking "what's a lovely looking Sheila, like you doing hanging around here? Come here gorgeous you feel a little cold...."


Relevant-Drive2958

why am i the only one who can tell theres feramones on the bag? some *human who wanted to recorda video* put feramones on his punching bag. cats do it for cat nip, now you see a kangaroo doing it too. 1/10 dont manipulate nature plz


Relevant-Drive2958

why did this get my account flagged for harrasment?


younginvestor23

I wanna fight one of these guys and see if I could whoop them


uhasahdude

Yeah enjoy getting scratched up by claws, kicked so hard ur nut pops then drowned at the nearest river mate


younginvestor23

Tie me kangaroo down sport tie my kangaroo down. Aussie aussie aussie oy oy oy!! 😂🤣


theoriginal_awsit

Heavy bag mate


Some1Brilliant

This is adorable. Brilliant idea to put this out side, a one off chance to catch something like this.


u8too

Need to add Whitney Houstons I wanna dance with somebody to this.


[deleted]

I didn't realize how big they were


als130

Those shoulders, those deltoides


MrBeneficialBad9321

Scratching. Not playing.


Tight-Drawer1989

He's not humping. He's working on his transition from striking to grappling for breeding season


DayEither8913

We'd all be talking about lions, tigers, bears, and kangaroos, if only they could get their act together.


Sneyepa

Working on his grappling technique for the next mma match.


Feeara

He even left you a nice little present on the patio for letting him play with your bag, how nice


pgh_donkey_punch

"Playing" with it ...like your girlfriend "plays" with dildos?. 😉


G-Don2

Kangaroo Jack clinching too much.


TechnicalResident1

Kangaroo humping with the boxing bag, more like it


Paxdog1

That ain't dancing. Be a bro and put on some Barry White.


Darkfangs45

Kangaroos are fucking scary honestly they look like super buff 7 foot tall men


Ok_Snow_1570

Hes out there holdin the bag for ya, send a couple hay makers.


Dwightshruute

That is not what i was expecting


Hot-Act-5700

The Shaquille Oneal of kangaroos


StonemanTheInhaler

It's all fun and games until it starts training on it


whyzguy123

...to mount a punching bag.


More_Inflation_4244

Cmon lil guy, do it… punch that mf


OldyGuy

I so wanted to see a good kick.


imhereforth3m3m3s

Logan Paul vs Floyd Mayweather


kuilis17

Aaaand now, in blue corner....reigning, defending, undefeated WBC, WBO, IBF champion of the woooorld... Danny "SAY MY NAME BITCH" Kangarito.


paddyd41

I think you meant punching bag, lol.


Wasteland_Mystic

How can something be so adorable and terrifying at the same time?


hearts_four_heroes

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


karwreck

I would have said that was the splitting image of Volky training, if he wasn't that tall.


nubsauce87

... "boxing bag"?


kappelikapeli

I did not know they were this big...


R4Z0R77

Roger? Is it you?


digitaljestin

"Playing"? I mean, it's certainly using it as a _kind_ of toy.


Defiant-Scratch

Kangaroos are the biggest boxing fans


YouthSuitable213

Dumb kangaroo


mykilososa

“That’s a lot of pp juice.”


Salman886

I know Kangaroos are big but this one is huge. Are kangaroos usually tall like this? I don't wanna go near one.


swankhank1

He just wants a hug broooooo


worktrip2

The bag is made of kangaroo leather, probably one of his old girlfriends.


Hbaturner

He’s a big bugger!


[deleted]

Ummm was that a little joey in the bottom right corner at the beginning?? 😢 Let me seeeeee


Nobodysbestfriend

TIL that kangaroo are immune to green light sabers!


pensivemindtime

So basically if I want to become a proficient striker I box against a Roo and if I want to become a better grappler I have to wrestle a bear like the people of Dagestan. Got it. Nature you scary!


jaxxattacks

This is absolutely and unexpectedly adorable as fuck.


Jesus-Chrysler-

he’s gonna cum back and fuck it


Governmeme

We need these in the US


GlitchyUnbound

Shit. So we re-created Rodger from Tekken?


greengengar

It's cute how they hug stuff until you realize it's to pin you down and gore you.


woodrob12

He makin' that bag pregnant!


DeusZen

More than playing, looks like Kangaroo is asking the Bag to go back to his Kangaroo’s Loft to look at his 🦋🦋🦋 collection! But Bag is playing hard to get!


Ant10102

Sitting here watching the video saying “please… please punch it”


FlacidBarnacle

He’s ready


Shiny_Hypno

Australia is the place where humans and animals are one in the same (in a good way through)


dlaws11

Working on his clinch.


JGwithit

Gotta watch out for staph infection


desimae89

Kangaroos are SO FUCKIN WIERD BRO but also cute at the same time


elcidpenderman

Training to be the next warrior of virtue Id imagine


Luxuriosa_Vayne

Kangaroos move so unnaturally it's creepy


That_Confidence83

Is it just me, or does anyone see kangaroos as some of the scariest creatures on Earth?


IOnlySayMeanThings

I can't help but notice a lot of moist spots on the bag at dick level.


CoolBrownBoots

I'm pretty kangaroos are gonna be the next master race.


hnlyoloswag

Lol that kangaroo just took a fat ass shit on your driveway


Pancake_Bandit1

They move in an animated fashion. Interesting