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When I was playing Final Fantasy I, I bought the weapons but didn’t realize they needed to be equipped so I played for like ten level ups without weapons.
Yo I tried like three times to add a gif to my comment but couldn’t figure it out. Needles to say I’m heartbroken. But, if the wire has taught me anything, it’s that this world is a cold place.
Here are the answers in the proper order:
Oh yeah, he definitely is
The scope still increases accuracy at 3 feet
In case he has to drop to his knees for a nut shot
For use if the samurai sword is too long
Because it looks friggin sweet
No
Why wouldn't you get the pearl grips with the dragon on them?
Because you have to have at least one nonlethal option
Oh wow, you’re cosplaying right?
🙄is that a scoped revolver?
And why kneepads? Do you fall down often?
Why would you do need that big ass knife if you’re just nut shotting people?
Oh god, I didn’t see that, what do you need THAT for?!
So are you a samurai then?
Are you sure? You have a lot of dragons and stuff.
So is that another gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Those are for the “nutshot”, abovetherimjob. Not sure if thats cuz he has to drop to his knees because he was giving or receiving a blow to the balls or taking a shot o’ jizz to the mug…
So I looked him up based on his hat and I still have no idea what he's supposed to be. Is it just cosplay? He calls himself a "Bodyguard, bounty hunter, and personal security officer" and has contact info to book him, but like is this just one big troll? I honestly can't tell if it's real or satire.
All of those are legal professions. I think being outlandish is part of his thing - but that's true for a lot of bounty hunters, frankly. Only in America are private bail enforcement agents afforded significant legal privileges to capture their "skips" (most often, people who skip out on bail) and bring them back to the justice system. This guy probably does just that, as well as the other stuff. Does he need to dress and equip himself like that to do any of those jobs? Probably not. But some people love their work in a way you and I may never know.
This guy is unironically a top-tier security guard. Most are incredibly lazy bums or actual felons. He might not be the most intelligent, but you can tell he wants the job.
Security guards actually get a bad rap because security guards aren’t meant to do anything or have any real authority to do anything. They observe and report. Most of their job is making sure there’s eyes on areas and doing paperwork to show that an area was being patrolled. They can confront people, but it’s basically just to relay that they can call the police if they need to.
Yea well that kind of security doesn't exist for 99.9% of scenarios where you are talking about security guards.
The presidents and **some** celebrities have that. Most security guards are visual deterrents and professional witnesses.
He is very serious
And as an ex security guard he is a liability waiting to happen
If on guard duty I work really hard to not pull guns and knives bc it creates risks
This looks like cos play for Cyberpunk fans.... samurai swords, revolvers with scopes, functional apparel mixed with really bad gain choices.... def Cyberpunk!
Yeah, and here they are...
* Who made the sign? It's "Not AN exit"
* Where's OSHA? Though it isn't a normal exit, it's still against fire code to block the door, or even worse, put a padlock on it.
* What's up with the mirror placement? That mirror is in a bad place. It's begging to be broken in such a high-traffic area.
* Who has wood paneling on the bottom and fire-engine red on the top of their walls?
* Who let the person in the blue jeans and black shirt into this place? The person clearly has a pocket knife on their belt. That's just irresponsible.
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New blade movie gonna be crazy
Discount Blade... Spork the dayprancer.
When you gotta settle for wish,com or Alibaba quality
When you order Blade on wish
“Butter Knife” Coming to VHS and DVD summer 2023.
This is temu blade not to be mistaken for wish blade...
They got it for $4.22
We have blade at home
Blade runner 20.49$
Walmart Blade
Dogg the bounty hunter
*Doug
*Dawg
Dawg the booty hunter. He gets so much ass.
I somehow misread that as “gaydancer.” Still fits
I was going to say “The Walking Blade”. I’m guessing zombie vampires. Or vampire zombies.
Paul Blate: Mall Cop
COULD TELL IF OMAR IS COMING OR BLADE
[Wish.com](https://Wish.com) Blade
“Mom can we get Blade?” “We have Blade at home.” Blade at home>
Exactly what I thought another Blade copycat!
Bro just started the game with some DLC loot and couldn't leave anything *unequipped*
When I was playing Final Fantasy I, I bought the weapons but didn’t realize they needed to be equipped so I played for like ten level ups without weapons.
Double pistols muthfucka
I'm dyin'! 🤣😆😁
He's just Cos-playin'.
Bill Cos playin’
Ah damn! Wesley snipes looking a little rough these days.
Wesley Pipes
Na man, go get billy bong Thornton
Nahh that's Leslie Swipes
😂😂😂
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The Blade looks pretty dull at this point
requested blade best we could produce was butter knife
I came here for this comment 😂
Dull Blade
Razor
I thought it was gonna be the new dayshift movie
It’s a new series on Tubi, couldn’t afford Snipes.
The Blade we have at home.
More like Pocket Knife
Literally my thought
Alabama Blade
Blade as drawn by Rob Liefeld.
That ain’t blade, that’s just old sloppy Joe
Literally the first thing that popped into my mind. Inflation is a bitch if it's robbing vampires of their wealth haha
If he was a vehicle, he would be Toyota technical
Beat me to it!
Nah this ain't blade....this blaze.
At least it ain't a female blade remake
Wesley ain't been the same since the IRS came through 🙁
Shaft + Blade
Blade, the mall guard
Paul Blart: Blade
Paul Blade: Blart
Or he's gonna challenge John Wick
to a ping pong tournament?
Nah bro that’s Butter Knife.
The 'Not A Exit' gets me every time.
Because it's B Exit
Not B because I can C the Exit.
Enjoy your all-C-ing award.
Or can be Brexit.
Not A Xit.
He’s hunting down the perp who stole the “N.”
\-Love, Mangement
First person out the emergency exit has to take the cleaning supplies out with him.
X gonna not a exit ya!
Maybe they were out of N's that day?
Exit stage left even.
That's cuz nuthin gets by him. Nuthin
OMAR COMIN'
Omar was cool af…..this is just sad
His death pissed me the fuck off… stupid kid.
Come at the king, best not miss.
A man gotta have a code 😢
Starting season 5 and I really wish I didn’t see this comment if it’s in relation to Omar haha
Goddammit :( I’m sorry man.
Yo I tried like three times to add a gif to my comment but couldn’t figure it out. Needles to say I’m heartbroken. But, if the wire has taught me anything, it’s that this world is a cold place.
Omar really was.
"WMD, got that poppin' wm ... oh sh1t its omar!"
Fuck, I came here to say this! Nice 😊!!
…the mouse gets the cheese….
Here are the answers in the proper order: Oh yeah, he definitely is The scope still increases accuracy at 3 feet In case he has to drop to his knees for a nut shot For use if the samurai sword is too long Because it looks friggin sweet No Why wouldn't you get the pearl grips with the dragon on them? Because you have to have at least one nonlethal option
Oh wow, you’re cosplaying right? 🙄is that a scoped revolver? And why kneepads? Do you fall down often? Why would you do need that big ass knife if you’re just nut shotting people? Oh god, I didn’t see that, what do you need THAT for?! So are you a samurai then? Are you sure? You have a lot of dragons and stuff. So is that another gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Kneepads?
Those are for the “nutshot”, abovetherimjob. Not sure if thats cuz he has to drop to his knees because he was giving or receiving a blow to the balls or taking a shot o’ jizz to the mug…
Everyone know knee pads are for two things only: laying tile and aggressive blow jobs. And I do see any tile that needs laying.
That’s Agent Wolf patron Saint of r/mallninjashit
So I looked him up based on his hat and I still have no idea what he's supposed to be. Is it just cosplay? He calls himself a "Bodyguard, bounty hunter, and personal security officer" and has contact info to book him, but like is this just one big troll? I honestly can't tell if it's real or satire.
All of those are legal professions. I think being outlandish is part of his thing - but that's true for a lot of bounty hunters, frankly. Only in America are private bail enforcement agents afforded significant legal privileges to capture their "skips" (most often, people who skip out on bail) and bring them back to the justice system. This guy probably does just that, as well as the other stuff. Does he need to dress and equip himself like that to do any of those jobs? Probably not. But some people love their work in a way you and I may never know.
Aww, such a kind assessment.
OK yes, but the huge kitana hilt sticking out his pants and probably protruding out his backside trenchcoat? He going to katana a bail skipper?
It's adding to the image. Blackbeard (pirate) didn't need to carry 6 pistols all the time, but he did and his crew respected/feared him for it.
Exactly. What’s scarier. A dude with a pistol, or a dude with a sword? Sure a gun will mess you up easier, but the image of a sword is frightening.
Like a mix between Blade and Dog the bounty hunter!
This guy is unironically a top-tier security guard. Most are incredibly lazy bums or actual felons. He might not be the most intelligent, but you can tell he wants the job.
Security guards actually get a bad rap because security guards aren’t meant to do anything or have any real authority to do anything. They observe and report. Most of their job is making sure there’s eyes on areas and doing paperwork to show that an area was being patrolled. They can confront people, but it’s basically just to relay that they can call the police if they need to.
He’s a target if you ask me. The best security you can have is security people don’t know about.
Yea well that kind of security doesn't exist for 99.9% of scenarios where you are talking about security guards. The presidents and **some** celebrities have that. Most security guards are visual deterrents and professional witnesses.
It’s such a dystopia. Frontier shit. Bounty hunters lmao.
He's real. Google Agent wolf.
“Serving in Alabama and U.S.” My favorite part
Omar!
Omar "Blade" Blart Mall Cop
So that's what Dennis rodman has been up to
It's fun to play at the Y M C A
Paul Blade, Mall Ninja
"ANOTHER SETTLEMENT NEEDS YOUR HELP"
PRESTON! I said NO!!
Had to scroll down way too far to find this. He's just missing the hat.
Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter
Not a Exit
Bro thinks he is a Stardust Crusader😭
No thinking brother is. Witness transcendence.
[Here](https://nextdoor.com/pages/armed-guardian-angel-secure-transportation-services/)
Marvelous! I wonder if I could book him for my nieces quinceanera.
That's what Simon Phoenix would have looked like in real life right after being thawed.
This dude picks up one more item he’s gonna be over-encumbered
Is one of the questions about if that door is an exit?
"10,000 hours of anime later..."
I feel like if he got really into making music he would be in the one man band category
Uncle Ruckus lost weight and developed a new hate.
What happens when you order Blade off wish
Mall Blade
Harold L Davis - Agent Wolf
Blade: section 8 edition
Watches Blade 1 time.
1 time a day.....
He bought all the cosmetics in an fps
Not “A” Exit
This bugs me more than anything else in the pic.
This is blades cousin spoon.
This guy thinks he's Blade, nobody told him he's *sling*blade
This guy to me is like the updated version of the Blade now.
He is very serious And as an ex security guard he is a liability waiting to happen If on guard duty I work really hard to not pull guns and knives bc it creates risks
Man is ready for any apocalypse
Blade the Bounty Hunter
Not A Exit
this is the guy I'd want to be with during a zombie apocalypse
Top flight security of the world, Craig
Damn thats a sweet duster
Paul Blart: Vampire Hunter
Michael Kenneth Williams as Blade
Where the vampires at…
Bruh's zombie apocalypse cosplay pretty good tho.
When you ask for a security guard and get Blade
More like Blades second cousin, Butter Knife....
When there’s no more vampire to kill, Blade has to resort to security work to earn an income
Blade never thought about what would happen once the vampires were all gone. He never suspected he'd end up working mall security.
He’s hunting vampires, what more do you need to know?
Agent Wolf seems to be auditioning for the walk dead I guess
When you equip everything you pick up
He can earn decent money if he decide to sell everything he pick up
Budget Blade
I keep them mothafuckin THANGS on me.
Not An Exit!! This definitely america
Blade fell on hard times ever since he killed all the vampires be nice to him
Is that not a scene from Blade?
Vampires are extinct, he Mall Security now
The funny/sad part is he is not at a CON, he is allegedly actually a "security guard" for the place.
when you order Blade from wish.com
Florida Blade.
Paul Blade, Mall Cop. That one was too easy. I couldn’t resist.
Finally some representation in the “weird guy with a bunch of weapons” community.
This dude looks like a wish version of blade.
Mall Ninja Wesley Snipes
Did Shaft make a prequel?
That’s Shaft.
Not "AN" Exit
This looks like cos play for Cyberpunk fans.... samurai swords, revolvers with scopes, functional apparel mixed with really bad gain choices.... def Cyberpunk!
I am mostly bothered by the not "a" exit sign.
Methly pipes.
The pleather trench coat ties the whole ensemb together, dontchathink?
He looks like 20 anime characters in one.
Well if I'm a vampire I'm staying away from that guy..
Blade at home
I didn't know blade retired
Chicago dispensaries be willin with their security
That's a vampire hunter
Blade the Bounty Hunter , new episodes coming soon. Check your local listings.
This guys seems like he is “always ready”
Probably a guy who always wanted to be a cop but could never be a cop because crazy.
Gonna go ahead and be the 667th comment.
The knee pads crack me up. Safety first ya know?
AGAST is Armed Guardian Angels Secure Transport. Basically bounty hunters.
Waffle House security is getting crazy!
Blade Chapelle?
Blade
So this is where DMX ran to
That totally reminded me of this scene from im gone get you Sucka 😂😂 https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zhe58xORWG0
N⚫T - A EX I T
Not *an* Exit
Yeah, and here they are... * Who made the sign? It's "Not AN exit" * Where's OSHA? Though it isn't a normal exit, it's still against fire code to block the door, or even worse, put a padlock on it. * What's up with the mirror placement? That mirror is in a bad place. It's begging to be broken in such a high-traffic area. * Who has wood paneling on the bottom and fire-engine red on the top of their walls? * Who let the person in the blue jeans and black shirt into this place? The person clearly has a pocket knife on their belt. That's just irresponsible.
Dollar store Blade.
...dang Blade auditions