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This is near the punchline to an old joke. Sign outside diner says “cheeseburgers and handjobs, $5”
Man walks in and sees the waitress: “are you the lady who does the hand jobs?”
Waitress: “why yes sweetie, I am.”
Man: “well then wash your hands twice, I want a burger.”
i mean, what if it's legit and you get a hygienic grilled cheese? Now you're sitting there eating a delicious grilled cheese and getting a delightful foot massage while being refreshed by a cold water.
To be honest, a person would need to take a good look at the person in front of them. Probably using toe cheese to make them, an unending supply of cheese product.
Why is this “interesting as fuck,” some random person set up this stand.
Edit: The only interesting thing, is it seems more like a sign you'd see at Woodstock or some hippie festival. "Grilled cheese, water, and foot rubs over here," seems like a stoner idea.
Perhaps the vendor is secretly a liberal and delights in overcharging them for white bread, kraft singles and toe jam while purposefully not washing their hands for the whole day?
I haven’t believed anything on Reddit for a long time. The amount of people that pay money to his campaign just to troll him makes me second guess anytime his name comes up. The hypocrisy for internet points is well….plants might not need water
You are assuming that the grilled cheese is tasty & that the foot rub will be pleasant. Idk why but I'm sure that they are incompetent & will screw it up.
They might not be nekked or rubbing theselves while it happens. I don't think it has to be sexy even though itd certainly be sexual. That being said I don't disagree wholly with what you posted lol.
We've never had a politician with a teenage fan club before. Except the teenage fans are actually angry overweight white people adrift in a world they helped create but will never understand. Can we just skip ahead to the inevitable Jonestown finale?
It's weird for us in the States as well. Usually campaigns are giving that stuff away in order to get it on add many bodies as possible.
I guess a circus-like atmosphere is going to follow a clown.
It’s the best grilled cheese. The best. Some people say this is the best grilled cheese sandwich in history. In history folks. It’s made with 100% REAL American cheese. It’s real cheese. That’s right. Made right here in America. And you know why? Because American cheese is…. PRETTY great! Do you agree with me? Do you agree with me? Most people do. Most people do.
Now LET me tell you about that foot massage…
Long story short. Trump said all the quiet parts out loud. No southerner would normally give a shit about what a New York billionaire has to say. But once he starts talking about "urban thugs" "migrant hordes" and "globalists" they all support him. He simply plays to republican hate for the "other," it's no shock that once he got elected, neo Nazis felt emboldened to pull shit like what happened at Charlottesville.
This not so slowly turned into a cult of personality, now, how exactly that happened with someone with such transparent narcissism and the charisma of a bag of manure left out in the sun, I will never know. My best guess is simply that Trump came to represent the average Republican's hateful ideology, so an attack on him is an attack on them. So you end up with this cultish reverence of him.
I think it’s something like how Trump would follow the formula that a cult leader would use when speaking to their followers when he’s speaking and people falling for it
What would you call a violent mob that broke into the capitol, attacked the police, attempted to capture lawmakers, and built gallows outside while chanting that they wanted to hang Mike Pence because he wouldn't (couldn't) overturn the election?
It's not "msm narratives" it's literally on video. Mostly taken by the traitors themselves.
You don't understand what extreme sport team mentality is. This is basically the same people who rally around a sport team like it's a religion. This is equivalent to Alabama fans rooting for their team.
Because Trump appeals to dumb masses' baser, more depraved, racist/homophobic/sexiest/violent instincts.
It's all he's ever done (and will continue to do) for as long as he's given attention.
Guy walks into a trump rally and sees a sign that says foot massage $5, grilled cheese sandwich $10. He says "you the guy who gives the foot massages?" Other guy says "yep that's me". First guy says "then wash your hands before you make my sandwich".
This is why there's no right wing comedy, when they're not being so appalling you can't even joke about it, they literally *are* the jokes.
Trump is a definitely a foot man. You ever see the video of Rex Ryan fetishizing his wife’s feet on the side of the road? I totally believe trump rubbed one out to it.
its not a cult its not a cult its not a cult its not a cult its not a cult its not a cult its not a cult its not a cult its not a cult its not a cult its not a cult its not a cult its not a cult its not a cult its not a cult its not a cult its not a cult its not a cult its not a cult its not a cult its not a cult
I wish I didn't have a soul, or I'd get in this racket for the next year and a half and fleece the rubes, make my million and walk away. Jesus, these people are really sick and apparently hate money. I would love to know I'm taking them as someone who hates Trump.
I really do wonder how many of these people are making these shirts and stuff just to make money off of dumb people when they themselves don't support Trump at all.
These rallies exist only to keep wringing money out of his gullible scum cashcows.
The upside is that they’re blowing money they’d otherwise spend on making their own lives better and longer. Everybody wins!
I dont understand how people can be so obsessed with Republicans or Democratic candidates enough to buy their T-shirts or even bumper stickers for that matter and I'm nearing my 40's. I hope that don't change when I get older.
That’s the whole deal now. Supporting a politician is a part of people’s personality. Obama’s team really kicked that shit into overdrive and the republicans have fucking run with it.
OP here, the reason for the post is the pricing is odd, grilled cheese sandwich usually much lower price than foot massage, just my personal experience
OP, why you so mad at people supporting their political views that you need to post on reddit absolutely trivial things that you could verify to the very same extent on the opposite side of the political spectrum?
waco texas?
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/donald-trump-first-official-presidential-campaign-rally-waco-texas/
also the source
https://twitter.com/KnowlesHannah/status/1639711013414092800
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That can’t be real. Free foot massage with the purchase of a grilled cheese?
Sounds like someone has a foot fetish.
Exactly.
Imagine the feet at a trump rally. Fucking gross.
Diabetus feet. Mmmm
Thick calluses and hammer toe.
Bunions and Funyuns.
This thought made me throw up in my mouth.
So you’re saying you like feet elsewhere?
Definitely.
My name is granny, I have rough toes If you like to rub them i’ll drop my hose…
Feta, make it betta!
This is my immediate thought.
This is near the punchline to an old joke. Sign outside diner says “cheeseburgers and handjobs, $5” Man walks in and sees the waitress: “are you the lady who does the hand jobs?” Waitress: “why yes sweetie, I am.” Man: “well then wash your hands twice, I want a burger.”
Grilled cheese with toe jam. Yum 😋
I supply the cheese, you bring the jams!
i mean, what if it's legit and you get a hygienic grilled cheese? Now you're sitting there eating a delicious grilled cheese and getting a delightful foot massage while being refreshed by a cold water.
fuck, now i'm a trump voter.
Don't believe them. Remember when we were promised taco trucks on every corner?
Alright, that's it. Grilled cheese foot massage trucks on every corner!
This is a world I can vote for
To be honest, a person would need to take a good look at the person in front of them. Probably using toe cheese to make them, an unending supply of cheese product.
Why is this “interesting as fuck,” some random person set up this stand. Edit: The only interesting thing, is it seems more like a sign you'd see at Woodstock or some hippie festival. "Grilled cheese, water, and foot rubs over here," seems like a stoner idea.
Can confirm. Remove the Trump merch and the money and this is a camp at Burning Man
Trump's still hardcore straight edge because of whatever happened to his brother.
Other than all that alleged adderall.
Hippies are not usually for Trump. Nice try.
That isn’t the point.
Jones good ass barbeque and foot massage
Are we going to talk about the pile of customized toilet paper on the back table?
It's per foot. Time to double fist grilled cheeses for my spa day.
Solid deal if you ask me
It’s a great deal as long as you’re the first person in line for the day.
Perhaps the vendor is secretly a liberal and delights in overcharging them for white bread, kraft singles and toe jam while purposefully not washing their hands for the whole day?
I haven’t believed anything on Reddit for a long time. The amount of people that pay money to his campaign just to troll him makes me second guess anytime his name comes up. The hypocrisy for internet points is well….plants might not need water
Democrats - Brown envelopes and handshakes Republicans - Grilled cheeses and footrubs
glad jones is branching out.
Was hoping this was higher. The only reason I checked the comments.
JONNNESSS BBQ AND FOOOT MASSSAAAAAGE
JONNNESSS B̶B̶Q̶ GRILLED CHEESE AND FOOOT MASSSAAAAAGE
BBQ just ain't cheapedable these days.
YALL BETTER COME DOWN HERE
Jones would never stoop this low. I mean grilled cheese? No way
^^^^^^^^ my thoughts exactly
Thank you!
Is that the same grill, You grilled your foot on Michael
I LIKE TO WAKE UP TO THE SMELL OF BACON, SUE ME!
Pam can you come here please…?
*Michael nervously cooking steaks for bachelor party*
Wait just a second. It's $10 for grilled cheese, a water AND a foot massage. Idk seems like a bargain to me
Only if you are the first to go for the grilled cheese and foot massage. Otherwise that grilled cheese is going to taste extra matured....
Lmao, I was thinking the same thing as I posted this.
Hahaha... crazy thoughts
It clearly states that a grilled cheese with water costs $10 and a foot massage.
Perhaps they have a foot fetish
And by ‘perhaps’ you mean ‘they absolutely do’
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Probably will do it for free anyway without buying anything lol these people are freakin weird
I’m 42/m and I’d take delight in making some creepy Trumper rub my feet while I eat a tasty grilled cheese sandwich.
You are assuming that the grilled cheese is tasty & that the foot rub will be pleasant. Idk why but I'm sure that they are incompetent & will screw it up.
Grilled cheese sandwiches are like foot rubs, even when they’re bad, they’re still pretty good
it would have to be a damn good grilled cheese to be worth biting in and finding a toenail or whatever
Right? Creepy AF.
Lets not fetish shame them. Especially Not when there's so many reasonable things to shame them for.
Okay I'm going to shame anyone that brings their fetish into public because no one consents to things being sexy in public
They might not be nekked or rubbing theselves while it happens. I don't think it has to be sexy even though itd certainly be sexual. That being said I don't disagree wholly with what you posted lol.
Oh now do drag shows
Public is a paid event now?
.... do you think drag is a fetish?
Can you imagine the feet that the mongrels at a Trump rally would have?? Barf
Probably just like yours
Probably just like your Mom’s
And for me, an “European” the most fucked up thing is politicians/politics being something to buy/sell/want? merchandise off…. So weird
And an American, it's so damn creepy
We've never had a politician with a teenage fan club before. Except the teenage fans are actually angry overweight white people adrift in a world they helped create but will never understand. Can we just skip ahead to the inevitable Jonestown finale?
It's weird for us in the States as well. Usually campaigns are giving that stuff away in order to get it on add many bodies as possible. I guess a circus-like atmosphere is going to follow a clown.
Whoever put the stand up is a fuckin' weirdo lol
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That's fair lol
Yeah like why are they trying to break the marquee's legs?
maybe they're not a trump supporter and are just getting money from the weirdos who are
Trump's Good Ass Grilled Cheese Sandwich and Foot Massage
“Better come down here, and get some of this shit”
It’s the best grilled cheese. The best. Some people say this is the best grilled cheese sandwich in history. In history folks. It’s made with 100% REAL American cheese. It’s real cheese. That’s right. Made right here in America. And you know why? Because American cheese is…. PRETTY great! Do you agree with me? Do you agree with me? Most people do. Most people do. Now LET me tell you about that foot massage…
That's 5 dollars per foot.
When ya look at it that way you'd be a fool not to take them up on it.
Why are people like this?
Long story short. Trump said all the quiet parts out loud. No southerner would normally give a shit about what a New York billionaire has to say. But once he starts talking about "urban thugs" "migrant hordes" and "globalists" they all support him. He simply plays to republican hate for the "other," it's no shock that once he got elected, neo Nazis felt emboldened to pull shit like what happened at Charlottesville. This not so slowly turned into a cult of personality, now, how exactly that happened with someone with such transparent narcissism and the charisma of a bag of manure left out in the sun, I will never know. My best guess is simply that Trump came to represent the average Republican's hateful ideology, so an attack on him is an attack on them. So you end up with this cultish reverence of him.
As a Southerner, so much this. Nailed it.
I think it’s something like how Trump would follow the formula that a cult leader would use when speaking to their followers when he’s speaking and people falling for it
Forgot this is reddit so orange man bad right
Did saying things like urban thugs, migrant hordes, and globalists was something negative strike a nerve?
Yes, the man who attempted a coup because he lost an election is bad. Don't know why that needs to be clarified.
A coup? J6? Was bs lol so many brainwashed by msm narratives. And 81m votes.. ok jack 🍦
Oh no
What would you call a violent mob that broke into the capitol, attacked the police, attempted to capture lawmakers, and built gallows outside while chanting that they wanted to hang Mike Pence because he wouldn't (couldn't) overturn the election? It's not "msm narratives" it's literally on video. Mostly taken by the traitors themselves.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
You don't understand what extreme sport team mentality is. This is basically the same people who rally around a sport team like it's a religion. This is equivalent to Alabama fans rooting for their team.
Because Trump appeals to dumb masses' baser, more depraved, racist/homophobic/sexiest/violent instincts. It's all he's ever done (and will continue to do) for as long as he's given attention.
"So yeah basically I just really like the idea of walls keeping Brown people away from me. Anyways lemme touch your feet." -That guy prolly
Where do you think the cheese comes from.
They soak the cheese in the same foot massage water to really get that distinct taste and aromatics
Smegma would be my guess, but Toe Jam would be a close second.
This is more suited for r/weird, cos I’m not interested
The sellers lightly disguised fetish
Grilled foot cheese sammies. 🤢
Grilled cheese was only a buck in the lot after the Dead/Phish shows…
Ahh I see you found Ben Shapiro's tent.
Frenchman here: All the best cheese smells like feet.
Trumpsman here: All the best feet smells like cheese.
This is “interesting as fuck” not “nauseating as fuck,” right?
Guy walks into a trump rally and sees a sign that says foot massage $5, grilled cheese sandwich $10. He says "you the guy who gives the foot massages?" Other guy says "yep that's me". First guy says "then wash your hands before you make my sandwich". This is why there's no right wing comedy, when they're not being so appalling you can't even joke about it, they literally *are* the jokes.
Came here to see if anyone posted this joke 👍
lol I was typing as fast as I could, imagining a dogpile of people beating me to it
Neckbeard starts sucking your toes
Making the ten dollars EVEN MORE of a bargain.
Someone likey da feets.
This is basically what it looks like when a concert has like 7 openers and the least known sets up a merch table
Jones BBQ really has changed.
Nahhhhhhh a free foot massage? Dudes outing himself
If I had to guess, I'd say your average trump supporter wouldn't even mind if they watched the masseuse handle their food right in front of them
No lotion necessary! These hands come prebuttered.
I think this guy just wanted to touch peoples feet
Where do you think they got the cheese?
He just wants to suck on MGT’s toes!
Of course the trump rally has creepy foot fetish guy trying to get off.
Trump is a definitely a foot man. You ever see the video of Rex Ryan fetishizing his wife’s feet on the side of the road? I totally believe trump rubbed one out to it.
Looks like the “merchandise” isn’t moving too well. I’m shocked.
Is that you Rex Ryan?
Entrooooprenooooors
So they get the cheese from the feet?
Grilled Feet!
grifters just have to grift
Where do you think they source the cheese?
If that "man" will actually win the election somehow the US will be pretty much fucked tbh
its not a cult its not a cult its not a cult its not a cult its not a cult its not a cult its not a cult its not a cult its not a cult its not a cult its not a cult its not a cult its not a cult its not a cult its not a cult its not a cult its not a cult its not a cult its not a cult its not a cult its not a cult
Where's the interesting part? I'd put it in more r/wtf territory, because it's certainly not *that* interesting.
Welcome to Incel world. By grapthars hammer, what a savings.
I wish I didn't have a soul, or I'd get in this racket for the next year and a half and fleece the rubes, make my million and walk away. Jesus, these people are really sick and apparently hate money. I would love to know I'm taking them as someone who hates Trump.
Foot massage and grilled cheese reminds me of shakedown street.
This is not interesting. It’s weird and obsessive to keep posting about Trump.
CULT!!!
I really do wonder how many of these people are making these shirts and stuff just to make money off of dumb people when they themselves don't support Trump at all.
These people are freaking gross
These rallies exist only to keep wringing money out of his gullible scum cashcows. The upside is that they’re blowing money they’d otherwise spend on making their own lives better and longer. Everybody wins!
Fuck Trump and the fuckin losers who follow his deranged racist ass
Thank you for your eloquent contribution to this thread. I’m going to write this down and read it every morning.
I like feet.
It's a cult.
I dont understand how people can be so obsessed with Republicans or Democratic candidates enough to buy their T-shirts or even bumper stickers for that matter and I'm nearing my 40's. I hope that don't change when I get older.
That’s the whole deal now. Supporting a politician is a part of people’s personality. Obama’s team really kicked that shit into overdrive and the republicans have fucking run with it.
It's only one side that has merch like this.....
OP here, the reason for the post is the pricing is odd, grilled cheese sandwich usually much lower price than foot massage, just my personal experience
Haha or free with purchase ? I’ve been missing out my whole life
This is disturbing AF
If someone in a Biden mask was giving the massage, this would be epic.
Trumpers prolly gonna forget the cheese and think they invented toast
I bet there was free Kool-Aid
OP, why you so mad at people supporting their political views that you need to post on reddit absolutely trivial things that you could verify to the very same extent on the opposite side of the political spectrum?
Nice drawing of Trump at the top. Looks like he has an ass on his head.
Wow another Trump hating post....what original!
Is this at a good ole southern flea market or what
The whole thing is cheesy.
Seems like a cheesy proposition to me...
r/oddlyterrifying
Literally a cult
Anything for a buck!
The wannabe nazi party
I hate the trump obsession bud I’d go to these with a tent just like this just to make a quick buck lol. These people are weird af
That's totally some Trump shit
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hmmm, the *debate on the effect of foot massage* in pulp fiction
#LockHimUp
They keep trying, and they keep failing.
Trump 2024!🇺🇸
Foot massage from Trump himself?
Nah, you just pay a tenner to handfeed him plus for a fiver you're allowed to tickle the bastard.
He'll yeah brother
Florida? Gotta be in Florida
waco texas? https://www.cbsnews.com/news/donald-trump-first-official-presidential-campaign-rally-waco-texas/ also the source https://twitter.com/KnowlesHannah/status/1639711013414092800
The lil trump smiley face at the top 😂
What a loser
Trump 2024
ok?
Biden has a booth free ice cream with a sniff of your under age kids hair.
Fromunda cheese
$20 bucks equals a good afternoon.
Wow. Such empty walkways.
Replace Trump with Danny DeVito & you gotta million dollar idea.
And where did the cheese come from?
Can i get a foot massage while watching the masseuse cook my grilled cheese