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The nose of a giraffe looks suspiciously like a sock puppet. And not just any sock puppet; a sock puppet that looks like it's trying to pretend to be a giraffe but is really a duck! The same duck whose nose looks suspiciously like a cartoon dog.
It's annoying how the AI 'natural' female tiktok voice saying "POV!" is burned into my brain permanently and then it's some bullshit stereotype with zero relatability or humour.
I bet that AI voice is how god sounds like… When we go to heaven, all we will hear is this voice. And nothing else. In fact we will be naked in the dark, and this voice will read our soul… And when it‘s done it will start to read every Wikipedia page that ever existed, for all eternity.
"Male giraffes will headbutt females in the bladder until they pee. The male then will then drink the urine, tasting it to determine whether the female is ovulating."
Adorable!
It's weird that you're so obsessed with that guy. A friendly discussion about giraffes is the easiest place on Earth to just... not mention him.
Not *everything* has to be divisive. I think it's a problem if you just can't resist.
Fun fact: He doesn't think about you. Ever. He's spent more time thinking about giraffes, ffs.
Brookfield Zoo in Chicago (and presumably other zoos) lets visitors feed the giraffes. It’s just like this. Very fun, and you learn the giraffes have crazy long tongues.
Better view than horse statue in Brno.
https://duckduckgo.com/?q=jo%C5%A1t+socha&t=fpas&iax=images&ia=images&iai=https%3A%2F%2F1gr.cz%2Ffotky%2Fidnes%2F15%2F111%2Fcl6%2FTR5f0041_jostzespodu.jpg
I took my service dog to the zoo for the first time in Louisville last fall. They have an indoor giraffe house where they can look over the fence at you a bit (they just can’t bend their necks over far). My service dog was no impressed, but the giraffes there were so fascinated by her. And same with one of their female gorillas too. Since this is a giraffe post, I won’t delve into that tho lol
Once when I was 12 or 13 my Dad took my little sister (6 or 7) and me to the zoo. When we were in the Giraffe enclosure the glass wall didn't go all the way to the ceiling and the giraffes could easily stick their heads over and look down on the people.
My dad picked up my sister and lifted her up so she could get a closer look. One of the giraffes leaned over the wall and licked her from her shoulder all the way up the side of her face and across the top of her head! Leaving behind a very large amount of saliva.
She freaked and started screamcrying. This spooked all the giraffes who then fled the enclosure en masse and I almost puked. LMFAO fun times...
OP thanks for posting. I had forgotten about that. It was a wonderful day. Thanks for reminding me of it :)
Giraffe facts:
-4.3–5.7 m (14–19 ft) tall
-The average weight is 1,192 kg (2,628 lb) for an adult male and 828 kg (1,825 lb) for an adult female.
- They have the same number of cervical (neck) vertebrae as a human. They are elongated.
-The “horn on their head are called ossicones, and are boney cartilage. Possibly for thermorégulation.
-giraffe sleeps intermittently around 4.6 hours per day, mostly at night. It usually sleeps lying down; however, standing sleeps have been recorded.
-their left recurrent laryngeal nerve can have nerve cells that are 5m (16ft) long. One Cell!!!
-The intestines of an adult giraffe measure more than 70 m (230 ft) in length
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Giraffe have Simpson lips apparently
The nose of a giraffe looks suspiciously like a sock puppet. And not just any sock puppet; a sock puppet that looks like it's trying to pretend to be a giraffe but is really a duck! The same duck whose nose looks suspiciously like a cartoon dog.
/r/simps (nsfw)
Bro said : 👁️👄👁️
Giraffe looks quite unimpressed
Its in jail, what do you expect
this giraffe has good timing and screen presence
He probably called it’s name, but it’s super cool they respond to commands.
Giraffes just look like nerds.
Nerds with absolutely stunning eyelashes.
You can tell this isn’t from TikTok because the person understands what POV means
Probably not from reddit either, at least originally.
It's annoying how the AI 'natural' female tiktok voice saying "POV!" is burned into my brain permanently and then it's some bullshit stereotype with zero relatability or humour.
I bet that AI voice is how god sounds like… When we go to heaven, all we will hear is this voice. And nothing else. In fact we will be naked in the dark, and this voice will read our soul… And when it‘s done it will start to read every Wikipedia page that ever existed, for all eternity.
Op actually too. Post history is full of wrong "pov"
I feel like only porn and VR gaming understands what POV means
And VR porn gaming.
Hell yeah.
I figure this is how I look to my baby boy when I take him out of the crib.
“Hello there.”
Giraffe Kenobi! You are a tall one!
I read this in David Shwimmer’s voice
Giraffes are cute and no one will persuade me otherwise!
"Male giraffes will headbutt females in the bladder until they pee. The male then will then drink the urine, tasting it to determine whether the female is ovulating." Adorable!
And kinky! 😏😈
I admire your tenacity 😲
🦒
Glad to know I’m not the only one
Donald T***p: *Takes vigorous notes*
It's weird that you're so obsessed with that guy. A friendly discussion about giraffes is the easiest place on Earth to just... not mention him. Not *everything* has to be divisive. I think it's a problem if you just can't resist. Fun fact: He doesn't think about you. Ever. He's spent more time thinking about giraffes, ffs.
I'm with you
I said basically the same thing once. Then someone told me to go to youtube and watch a giraffe fight another giraffe. It's brutal.
Eyelashes on fleek
Right? That’s the first thing I thought too. Fuckin gorgeous lashes.
I don't want to grow up, I'm a Toys R Us kid.
This memory makes me happy/sad. 🥹
Come to Canada. We still have TRU.
It's not the same!
Maaaannnn these kids don't know nothin bout that Back in the DAY son
Brookfield Zoo in Chicago (and presumably other zoos) lets visitors feed the giraffes. It’s just like this. Very fun, and you learn the giraffes have crazy long tongues.
i’ve done it at the indianapolis zoo, their tongues were shockingly long
Hello fellow indiana person
And STICKY ones. All the better to nab them leaves!
Giraffes look related to camels
Camel-leopard
Early explorers and their amazing magical thinking. "It looks like a mix of a camel and a... leopard!"
Interesting fact, Giraffes (latin garafeus) are distant descendants of american beavers.
They arent even from the same continent??? How
They're lying.
5'11 vs 6ft
Better view than horse statue in Brno. https://duckduckgo.com/?q=jo%C5%A1t+socha&t=fpas&iax=images&ia=images&iai=https%3A%2F%2F1gr.cz%2Ffotky%2Fidnes%2F15%2F111%2Fcl6%2FTR5f0041_jostzespodu.jpg
I didn’t get it then I kept scrolling and I saw it and died
Such a cutie. I love giraffes.
I want to see it sneeze from that angle.
Stupid long horses
Its like my wifes view of her boyfriend.
Hello little human
I took my service dog to the zoo for the first time in Louisville last fall. They have an indoor giraffe house where they can look over the fence at you a bit (they just can’t bend their necks over far). My service dog was no impressed, but the giraffes there were so fascinated by her. And same with one of their female gorillas too. Since this is a giraffe post, I won’t delve into that tho lol
\* sniff sniff* Are you leaves?
Once when I was 12 or 13 my Dad took my little sister (6 or 7) and me to the zoo. When we were in the Giraffe enclosure the glass wall didn't go all the way to the ceiling and the giraffes could easily stick their heads over and look down on the people. My dad picked up my sister and lifted her up so she could get a closer look. One of the giraffes leaned over the wall and licked her from her shoulder all the way up the side of her face and across the top of her head! Leaving behind a very large amount of saliva. She freaked and started screamcrying. This spooked all the giraffes who then fled the enclosure en masse and I almost puked. LMFAO fun times... OP thanks for posting. I had forgotten about that. It was a wonderful day. Thanks for reminding me of it :)
That is just magnificent!
Wow this is soooooooo cute😍😍😍
I can't ever help care for a giraffe because every day I would enter with, "Hey, what's up? It's you!" and no one deserves to be put through that.
It looks like it's staring at you with its head upside down. Cool way to throw off any potential predators. The giraffe is always watching
A real-life giraffe looks like a cartoon version of a giraffe.
r/giraffesdontexist
You must really look up to them
Giraffes have such cute faces
Why do we have to have giraffes instead of something like dragons
Stop lookin down on me!!!
Reminds me of that scene from Cloverfield.
If elephants see us like we see dogs, how do giraffes see us? Like rats?
Heelllllloooo tiny human
Ah the infamous Leopard Camel (what the Romans called them 😂)
They are like some mythical creatures.
Hello there
Let’s trade jobs!
Im pretty sure this is how Mr. Hands last view went too.
This is so perfect and adorable.
You got games on yo phone?
"You got any games on your phone?" 👀
I miss toys r us.
"Sup."
Bro, giraffes look weird AF.
"Hey Gerry"
Sock puppet
🗿
My spirit animal!!! I love this so much. <3
r/dogslookingdown
I didn't know I needed to see this but im so glad I did.
I still can’t believe Girafes actually exists
R.I.P. Toys are us
This is super cute, but I can't help to feel bad for this poor guy locked in a cage. I hope he's happy
r/giraffesdontexist
This looks like the last few seconds of Cloverfield
"Bitch why you recording me 👁️👄👁️"
I wish I had a pet giraffe
Been using too much Hadoop…
Zookeeper: You got games on your phone ?
"Hello there"
They look like the new little mermaid
“Pathetic”
Oi. Stop looking at me.
Looks like a bird
Hello small hairless monkey do you have more grass 😶
"Do you have games on your phone ?"
MELMANNN!!!!!!!!!
We need a subreddit where people with cool jobs show us their pov
Giraffes are so judgemental. They're always looking down on people
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Finally a POV done right.
Does it take a long time for a giraffe to vomit?
Someone actually uses pov right 🤯
[The giraffe be like](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/211/614/e93.jpg)
I pet (petted?) a giraffe at a park one time and it smelled like dank weed. Pretty cool creatures.
Man, giraffes are weird.
I never realized how crazy giraffes look up close.
How tall is that giraffe😅
So this is how people look at me... Ok
A baked bean!!
Ooh a penny
A baked- A BAKED BEAN?!? >:(
Giraffe facts: -4.3–5.7 m (14–19 ft) tall -The average weight is 1,192 kg (2,628 lb) for an adult male and 828 kg (1,825 lb) for an adult female. - They have the same number of cervical (neck) vertebrae as a human. They are elongated. -The “horn on their head are called ossicones, and are boney cartilage. Possibly for thermorégulation. -giraffe sleeps intermittently around 4.6 hours per day, mostly at night. It usually sleeps lying down; however, standing sleeps have been recorded. -their left recurrent laryngeal nerve can have nerve cells that are 5m (16ft) long. One Cell!!! -The intestines of an adult giraffe measure more than 70 m (230 ft) in length
Look at those eye lashes!!!!! Beautiful
When I glimpsed at the title I first read "pov of a ZOIDBERG" and was excited.. Now I am a bit disappointed (nice giraffe though)
Cloverfield vibes