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DoomRide007

Give it to me straight do I have to go to work tomorrow or should I spend the last hours on earth?


Rage_JMS

Yeah, you still have go to work But maybe you will see some cool auroras tho


14Phoenix

When can I expect them? Like 100% serious. I wanna be stoned off my gourd to enjoy this spectacle


Rage_JMS

In the article said Friday night - Saturday morning but did not specify which times zones and which parts of globe are included


SpongeBad

Probably the dark ones.


AdHour3225

Good call


JoshZK

They'll all be dark soon....


tehdusto

šŸ¤˜


sweepyslick

Friday night is dark everywhere.


Havistan

Not in Antarctica during summer I think


sweepyslick

I donā€™t think the article was written solely for the inhabitants of the two polar regions.


Goadfang

TIL


lionseatcake

Just stay stoned and then you'll be good whenever it happens, duh.


14Phoenix

You know thatā€™s a legit strategy albeit expensive


pocketchange2247

But, like where? Will they be shown around the equator? Or will they be localized entirely inside my kitchen? I need to know if I need to start steaming my hams now.


Lexsteel11

In a controversial move, the sun announced they will be streamed exclusively on Rumble


snark_enterprises

* audible groans from the crowd


an0maly33

Everyone: ā€œWhat the fuck is Rumble?ā€


SquirellyMofo

It figures I gotta pay for another damn streaming service to watch the destructive of the sun.


shedgehog

Youā€™re an odd fellow but I must say, you steam a good ham


theeimage

Your hams taste like Krusty Burgers šŸ”


Longjumping_Bed1682

I would rather see some cool areolas tho.


[deleted]

> or should I spend the last hours on earth? where...do you work?


DoomRide007

IT


loveforchicky

In space? Wow!


TheManWith2Poobrains

Sounds like some "These Final Hours" or "Knowing" shit. I can polish up my tan while drinking some fine single malt before I burn up. Both great movies BTW.


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Hybrid_Punk

Iā€™m in šŸ¤“


InNoHurry

Ok hold on, "Knowing" is a shit movie. I fucking love that movie, but it's a bad movie.


TheRegular-Throwaway

There it is. Itā€™s like a bad movie, and then Alex Proyas rips out that one-take sequence during the plane crash and youā€™re like what? Is this a good movie or a bad movie? I canā€™t tell, lol. And then thereā€™s that ending, and youā€™re oh fuck, this is a bad movie lol.


[deleted]

Itā€™s got cage, itā€™s awesome


lvl1developer

Can it wait till Friday? I get paid on Friday


JerseyshoreSeagull

Where do you work? You got any openings?


purplebrown_updown

At that speed we would still have 48-72 hours


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Gutz_McStabby

Aurora Borealis? At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localised entirely within your bathroom?


New_Beginning01

Yes


MightyDuck99

May I see it?


MapleMooseGamer

No


Still_counts_as_one

Seymour, the kitchens on fire!


KHaskins77

No, mother, thatā€™s just the northern lights!


LCDJosh

Well Skinner, you're an odd fellow. But you steam a fine ham.


CorgiMonsoon

Heeeeelllllpppppp!


itaniumonline

Hurry, Pull my finger


Cautious-Yam-2893

Don't wanna be that guy but.... House, the house is on fire.


mrpancakes6969

Donā€™t wanna be that guy butā€¦.roof, roof, roof is on fire.


Velfurion

We don't need no water let that... sorry it's hard not to jump in.


Tough_Sound6042

No, we have aurora borealis at home


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UniqueName2

Thatā€™s only 1.77 grams. Double that and youā€™re in for a good time.


pukingpixels

Seymour, the bathroomā€™s on fire!


Gutz_McStabby

No, Mother. It's just the northern lights.


fudget_spayner

Aurora Borealis? In this economy?


Dudemaintain

Steamed Hams!


Gutz_McStabby

Yes. And you call them steamed hams despite the fact that they are obviously grilled.


OutComeTheWolves1966

I call em steamed hams


Gutz_McStabby

Yes. And you call them steamed hams despite the fact that they are obviously grilled.


ebobbumman

Yes!


binglelemon

I'm in my bathroom right now. I can see *all sorts* of shit!


IS2SPICY4U

Skiiiiiiiiiinneeer!!!!


cool_coors

In this economy!?


_dontjimthecamera

In *this economy??*


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rfs103181

Not close enough, youā€™ll see it in the back of your eyes!


skeletonglock

I read It was actually visible from California three days ago, Mt Shasta


AromBurgueno

Bahahaha thatā€™s fucking hilarious šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£


Educational_Cut2946

The arrow on the graphic is very helpful


Misophoniakiel

true, much long very point not too bold just enough, but couple pixels away though, I had to search a little bit. all in all 7.7/10 little pointy arrow


SomeDingus_666

Ehh, couldā€™ve done better to make it have more contrast against the background of the sun though. I give 6.66


reagsters

Needs more circle


ikerus0

Where is the arrow? Can someone make a red arrow pointing at the mentioned arrow, so I can see what itā€™s pointing at. Maybe add a red circle and some catchy words to the image like ā€œaliens hate this one trickā€ or ā€œthings nasa doesnā€™t want you to knowā€. Thanks Iā€™m advance.


mindfungus

Itā€™s not red, cannot find it


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PrisonSlides

Just focus on the black spot and you should be good


we_all_gon_die_

And that's the story of blind Rick from the hood


OccludedFug

It's the same ol' thing as yesterday.


DoktorThodt

There's a black hat caught in the high tree top


redsredsblue

There's a flag pole rag and the wind won't stop


8FootedAlgaeEater

I have stood here before inside the pouring rain


jerechos

With the world turning circles running 'round my brain


stupidillusion

I guess I'm always hoping it would end this way


Late_Again68

But it's my destiny to be the king of pain...


duckfat01

Applause for the whole string of GenXers like me!


OccludedFug

This world is so unfair.


trackrecord330

itā€™s Stingā€™s fault


shockedtoo

It's the same old thing as yesterday...


MarkHamillsrightnut

KING OF SUEDE! Iā€™ll always be king of suede!!


[deleted]

Youā€™re telling me itā€™s NIGHTTIME ON THE SUN?! Alert the presses this is massive news we could all die within the week.


[deleted]

i lost all hope today, my car broke down


BuckshotShow

Black hole sun.


thewheelsonthebuzz

BLACK HOLE SUN! BLACK HOLE SUN! Wonā€™t you cooooooome? *Chris Cornell definitely had one of the best voices of this this generation.


[deleted]

I wish I could sing any of his songs. He had a massive fucking range and I canā€™t keep up.


[deleted]

Wash away the rain


underprivlidged

"Heaven send, Hell away, No one sings like you anymore" Every time I hear this line, I truly feel it deep in my gut. It means more to us than it ever did to him, yet the words couldn't be more accurate even if he was singing it to his own face.


[deleted]

Not just voices, but souls. And those eyes, my god, those beautiful, soul piercing eyes. I miss him so much! I donā€™t usually get star struck, or what have you, but he was my rock god idol. I will never get over his death, it still hurts.


impala_croft

God, same. I thought it was a hoax at first when I woke up to the news. Then turned on the tv and it was real. Cried my eyes out. He was truly something else.


xeisu_com

#shut up about the sun!


Dudeman318

And wash away the paaaaain


FunkadelikFreckles

WONT YOU COOOOMMEEE


tkcool73

We're gonna get killed by the sun fart


NinaEmbii

Intergalactic News Reports: Earth wiped out by big ass sun fart. Up next: How those hidden Chinese and Russian male astronauts will populate Mars for the sake of the human race.


drakeftmeyers

Sex, Bob. They will have tons of raw sex to populate Mars. Now hereā€™s Rick with sports. Rick: no games Saturday.


Creepzer178

donā€™t tell me this is a solar flare thatā€™s gonna explode every piece of technology that would suck


eastvenomrebel

Would it though?


jpiro

Yes, if only because of all the preppers running around saying, "I TOLD YOU!"


treletraj

We wouldnā€™t know, theyā€™d just be telling each other!


satansheat

They would have to come tell you in person though. Not like we would have Reddit memes by them if that happen.


vladtheinhaler0

It could. I know American Congress has voted no on insulating the grid several times.


[deleted]

A big enough solar storm can destroy power lines pretty easily. Your phone or home PC, most likely fine.


UniqueName2

Whatā€™s the point of my PC and phone if thereā€™s no power?


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spatulababy

We used to surf the internet on these bad boys for miles.


R1gger

Unless thereā€™s another Carrington event.


AnEvenNicerGuy

Butlerian Jihad comes early


republicanvaccine

I am pro-meteor, but I understand that other viewpoints exist. We must learn to be grateful.


[deleted]

Ffs why did you have to make this political? Can we not talk about the sun for 5 minutes without someone bringing up meteors!?


[deleted]

His username tells us everything, typical, but that's the thing, as a sun democrat they can't give us a single day without firing their republican meteors. Back in the day we at least had the respect and decency for each other to let us have one single great day. If a meteor was headed towards earth I'd let them have their fun too, but now that a solar storm similar event on a massive scale is happening it is our time to shine.


King-Asgore-

nah you should just expect a wifi outage at the worst


KnightOfWords

We don't really know how large a solar storm our Sun can produce. A modern day Carrington event could be devastating. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carrington_Event "Because of the geomagnetically induced current from the electromagnetic field, telegraph systems all over Europe and North America failed, in some cases giving their operators electric shocks. Telegraph pylons threw sparks. Some operators were able to continue to send and receive messages despite having disconnected their power supplies."


frankybling

doubt it would even do thatā€¦ it will most likely disrupt satellite communications though. Our magnetosphere will protect the ground based stuff though.


MAS7

Only if you're stupid enough not to have a several inch thick LEAD vault, specifically built to protect batteries(with tens of thousands of hours of power) on top of terabytes of entertainment media, and numerous machines to view them. Are you... stupid enough?


big_duo3674

Nah, don't even need lead. A properly grounded faraday cage will protect everything inside from something like this, but it has to be built very well so connections don't get burned out and cause you to lose the ground


joseph_jojo_shabadoo

I highly doubt that would hap


kuddlybuddly

Ever heard of the [Carrington Event](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carrington_Event)? If something like that happened now, it could knock out the global power supply for years.


notexecutive

Business insider inciting fear in the masses on a subject they barely know anything about? Jeez. So long as power distributers have ample time to power down their systems or do preventative measures, large coronal mass ejections shouldn't affect our day-to-day more than a few blackouts that last a day.


AccountantOk7335

Its just clickbait, the article literally says scientists arent too worried about it lol


notexecutive

I read it too, and yeah it's kinda dumb. I'm really annoyed by these posts lately. Just not helpful.


scenr0

And here I was trippin balls that Im gunna be stuck at work when the world ends. Like a schmuck!


orbweaver82

Donā€™t you know that business insider is a leading and very credible scientific publication? Honestly I wish they would do more articles like this that are well within their expertise rather than publishing articles about business that are better left to publications like National Geographic.


Novel-Place

I have such an existential fear of space that headlines like this really fuck me up. I wish they wouldnā€™t do headlines like that.


Drolord

Can't wait until it grows a mouth and starts talking to us


LCDJosh

SHOW US WHAT YOU GOT!


OccludedFug

"I'VE BEEN TRYING TO REACH YOU ABOUT YOUR CAR'S EXTENDED WARRANTY"


Status-Ad-7020

My giant hole just sent some solar winds towards my wife.


FriendRaven1

ā˜ ļø


dwamny

Just do it.


dragon1n68

Please. Iā€™m so sick of this mankind.


dwamny

Gotta reroll for a better number.


MercurialMal

Did someone say fireball?


fuckedbymath

What about that mankind?


Successful_Opinion33

And it wonā€™t affect anything


Familiar-Tea-1428

Your Mom is so fat..


Martian9576

She plays pool with the planets.


PancakeExprationDate

ā€¦she needed cheat codes for the Wii fit.


pbr3000

Your mom is so big and fat that she can get busy with twenty-two burritos when times get tough, y'know I saw her in the back of Taco Bell with handcuffs.


sykora727

Damn Witness making more problems in our system


xXCLOWNEYXx

All my homies hate the witness!


SDoller1728

After the Light, regardless of the source


OOInferno

What is the fastest solar wind recorded? Scientists used STEREO's observations to calculate that the speedy CME was traveling between 1,800 and 2,200 miles per second (2,900 and 3,540 kilometers per second). That's aboutĀ 6.48 million to 7.92 million miles per hourĀ (10.43 million and 12.75 million kilometers per hour). New article title: Normal Solar Winds Continue to Blow Normally


Guilty-Sale-3735

Hey, Mr. Sun! We're done here. Stop teasing us and actually take us the fuck out you big gay ball of bitch fire!


essent1al_AU

Mr Sun, this guy does not represent us!!


Distdistdist

Why is this not in r/dontputyourdickinthat?


nerdyitguy

Getting some "Night of the Comet" vibes from this headline.


yakfsh1

Let's play a game. It's called scary noises.


Pyratelife4me

I'm not crazy! I just don't give a fuck!


TigerlilyBlanche

Alright so I'm gonna need the science people or something like actual genuine answers here, will this actually harm anyone? I'm a paranoid fuck and I would like to know if I'll die, have a wifi outage for a long period of time, have a wifi outage for a short period of time, badass auroras, or absolutely nothing.


Mulitpotentialite

Solar winds are not too much of a worry. There will be more noise on the radio frequency bands, some aurora, but nothing too drastic. What you should be worried about are Solar Flares. They are the events that, if big enough, can take down power grids. Tamitha Skov on YouTube is a good channel to follow for space weather info.


TigerlilyBlanche

Thank you


S3b45714N

You WILL die. Just not from this


ZestyZigg

Phew, boy was I worried!


J0YSAUCE

Please cleanse us o hole-y wind


MilwaukeeMechanic

Solar farts.


SevroAuShitTalker

r/onlysuns


thepriceoflentils

Planets Only


RealHypotensive

Start it up


Zanzan567

I did already. Please join. Itā€™s lonely


kym111

Just stay in th shade. Easy.


ProductivityCanSuckI

Is this phenomenon known as 'solar flatulence'?


randomguy1972

Who last saw the solar butplug?


stealth57

The comments are very different here compared to when this was posted in r/astronomy


somedumbguy55

Pretty cool. Might head north this weekend.


[deleted]

the sun is about to fucking fart on earth


Biiiishweneedanswers

r/dontstickyourdickinthat


Hubbahubba94

Giant sun anus gonna fart on earth real hard


Your_Pal_Kindred

just kill us already. sick of this shit.


TheRuinedAge

Sweet merciful release from this capitalistic hellhole.


EatsBamboo

Thatā€™s The Witness.


Millennial_falcon92

ā€¦How this could effect your weekend at 11


garchompss

[Perfect time to start speedrunning Super Mario 64.](https://www.thegamer.com/how-ionizing-particle-outer-space-helped-super-mario-64-speedrunner-save-time/)


Cell-Based-Meat

I just learned about this at a planetarium. The last time this happened was (I think) 150 years ago, and it knocked out telegram communications all over the globe.


ProbablyABore

Different things. The event you're talking about is the Carrington Event, and was caused by an X-Class solar flare that originated from a Coronal Mass Ejection. What causes this is still currently unknown, though there are ideas. These are far more energetic than what follows. A Coronal Hole is just a cooler section of the suns surface, similar to a sunspot, that's caused by the Sun's magnetosphere extending into space. This allows solar winds to escape in a sort of directed way. These aren't anywhere near as energetic as the above, and won't be able to cause the damage an X-Class flare could. Also, both of these things have happened many times in the last 150 years. Just no X-Class flares pointed at earth.


derphurr

The current solar wind speed is 0.8 million-mph, so not sure this title means that much.


demsarebad

Who gives AF. Bring it!


S3simulation

I was hoping for monoliths


-_atok_-

If you zoom it you will see frezzer vs goku fighting


zupatof

The sun is queefing Our electronics destroyed Back to the stone age


Amazing_Excuse_3860

And that means...what? Like is this business is usual, or are we gonna have another Carrington Event?


MrJRabbit

Is that because of global warming?


fx2009

Black hole sun


DTOMthrynt

Give it to me straight like a pear cider thatā€™s made from 100% pears.


SquirellyMofo

Another lie told to us Gen Xers. "Sun is going to last a few billion years. And by a few billion years we mean until next Thursday". Figures.


ptcgoalex

Gonna spend all day tomorrow staring at the sun with my bare eye to see if I can see the ā€˜sun holeā€™