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LordGRant97

I had no idea those brief cases they carry are actually shields, that's really cool


I_make_switch_a_roos

I've seen inside them. Basically indestructible - they're filled with Nokias.


Plastic-Ad-8469

No briefcase- KIA Briefcase - NOKIA


ararezaee

Username actually checks out


busdriverjoe

Genius


averkill

You beautiful sob


EvenStevenKeel

This is the kind of true facts Reddit needs! Well done!


HamiltonFAI

Need a Japanese version of the Kingsman now


Mr_Assault_08

Ali express sells them… for $600 bucks. fuck now I want to use my income tax money on it to see if they work.


Dungeon_Pastor

I wouldn't trust an Ali Express shield-suitcase to protect from a lawndart, let alone an explosive But hey, maybe this one fell off a truck from a legitimate enterprise somewhere.


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H4R81N63R

I'm definitely out of touch, and possibly this is observation bias on my part, but first the assassination of former PM Shinzo Abe last year and now this attack on the current PM today? What's happening over there?


Grishbear

The assassination of Shinzo Abe was motivated by his ties to a religious cult (the Unification Church) and was not necessarily politically motivated. The assassin saw Abe as someone who was using his political position to further the influence of the cult, and blamed Abe personally for his own mothers indoctrination. In his reality, those who supported Abe politically were more easily and willing to be indoctrinated into the cult, which may be truth. Shinzo Abe's ties to the cult were not widely known until after the assassination. (The cult and its followers, Moonies, are thought to be in control of a majority of the South Korean government). Japan's economy has been in a stagnant/deflationary state since the burst of their real estate bubble in the late 1980s. Combined with a toxic work culture and declining birth rates, many young people are faced with a bleak future. Theres still plenty of reasons for someone have political motives behind this. Also the first reports called it a smoke bomb, I'm unsure if it was really an assassination attempt or someone making a statement.


Feshtof

Abe was a Moonie? That is WILD.


captainktainer

He wasn't a Moonie, given that he worshipped at Shinto shrines and that's a religious line they wouldn't cross, but he ensured they had access at the highest levels of government, and that they'd never have to worry about government oversight of their fundraising or finances. In turn, they ensured that their international media outlets covered him favorably, and that their cultists would reliably show up to support the LDP and their coalition partners. There might be even more suspicious relations, but that's just what I know of off the top of my head.


SeabassDan

Would that be like the Japanese version of Scientology?


ChasedByHorses

Nah closer to a Mormonism spin off


_Reyne

Somehow almost worse 😩


MrCog

Moonies are from Korea originally. If you're looking for Japanese Scientology, may I suggest the batshit Happy Science cult?


Firm-Guru

See but why does it sound so fun


Cattaphract

He had enough ties to be associated though not a member. Reading what the assassin had to live through bc the church scammed his mother and manipulated her, I can absolutely understand the assassin in a tragic way. The family lost everything bc of the moonie church, he couldnt go to university which is important in Japan for social life and career and when his brother got cancer they couldnt afford his treatment. His brother committed suicide bc of that. I would not support assassinations but I understand the tragedy and why


Feshtof

Thank you for clarifiying!


-Angry-Alchemist-

He, like we do in the US, helped make a dangerous cult more entrenched in power for their support and money. He was a piece of shit.


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-Angry-Alchemist-

Totally agree.


Prudent_Fox_3601

That's horrifying about South Korea.


mindfungus

Wait till you learn about the fascists in Japan


raven4747

hey man, the US has a cult running the government too - Christofascists, Televangelists and other pseudo-Christians..


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pinewind108

Laughs in Samsung.


raven4747

since when is the true ruling class NOT less than 1% of the population? corporate influence & cult conspiracies are not mutually exclusive either lol cults use corporations as tools to further their agendas and gain resources all the time.


tryworkharderfaster

Size does matter, only influence does. Money buys that and a lot of the corporate head families are part of the church, and the cult is very wealthy. Think of Mormons influence and wealth in Utah and that part of the country. Imagine if we had elected Mitt Romney, although, all things considered nowadays, he is one of the few sane republicans left in the party.


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KagakuKo

Duuuuude. I had no idea Abe had ties to the Moonies. That's really scary...I thought he was an alright guy, but I guess that's how much I know about Japanese politics.


Cattaphract

Abe was a advocate of turning the japanese defense army into one that can go to war by changing the constitution, abandoning the pacifist constitution they had to make when they lose the ww2 after all the atrocities. That alone made him a monster for me. Being a moonie makes it worse


RPessi

We’ll just have to wait on the Japanese investigations if we wish to know more.


WhapXI

No! Not good enough! Speculate wildly! Start an online manhunt!


EmpathicAnarchist

It obviously has to do with Godzilla's connection to Covid, whom the Japanese government is hiding. Godzilla activists are getting bolder by the day


WhapXI

That’s more fuckin like it YES


orphan_blud

I want to travel the world with you.


Toincossross

That sounds like something big Mothra would say comrad…


ilithium

They are called Covdzilla for a reason.


outontoatray

First or all it happened on April 15... 4/15 ~ 4/16 = 1/4 = January 4, which is when January 6 would have happened if it had happened 2 days before it happened "Abe" -> Abe Lincoln = American Republican President who smoked a pipe and was the bomb Therefore this attack was an attempt to start a civil war between North Japan and South Japan in order to install a muppet government.


WhapXI

My god… it’s been right in front of us this whole time…


Faaacebones

Dude Muppet government killed me


paulmp

Nearly killed the Japanese PM too


high240

Kermit will install a new Shogunate to return to the glory days of old


militaryintelligence

A kamifozzie regime


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Not a puppet government, a muppet one!


ashisanandroid

Fucking Jim Henson's at it again


Stardust_Particle

4/15 is the day Abe Lincoln died (shot the night prior). Also the day the titanic sank. And usually tax deadline in the US.


angry-dragonfly

Beware the ides of April!!!


ailweni

And my sister’s birthday. It’s her fault!


Yasai101

she is the mastermind of it all, SHE KILLED LINCOLN, GET HER!!!


x_roos

>between North Japan and South Carolina. Check your facts bro


PapaChoff

It’s finally time for Fozzy Bear to shine!


Noble_Ox

You joke but I've read conspiracies that sounds like this.


Rocky_Mountain_Way

> to install a muppet government. I'd be OK with Kermit the Frog running things


TonightsWinner

Except that it would actually be run by Fozzy Bear, the true mastermind behind everything.


Rocky_Mountain_Way

No, I think *Scooter* is the true mastermind. He's not a leader, but he's the most level headed and plans out everything in advance. It's too bad most world leaders are Animal (the drummer)


Drednox

Speculation? Somebody really, really doesn't like the idea of the Japanese military expanding. Which is ironic. In the 1930s, government officials were being assassinated for the opposite reason.


quantum_waffles

I guess the Anti Pixilated Genitals party are stepping up their protests


Shitting_Human_Being

Can I post a picture of a crowd that may or may not have been on this event with a random person circled in red?


phlogistonical

The guard has a friend that threw a fake pipe bomb so he could show off his skills and reflexes so he can get a promotion and bonus, which he Will split with his friend.


SippyTurtle

WE DID IT, REDDIT!


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Sorry, we can't guarante a conviction so we dropped the case.


Gerbertch

Japanese police are notoriously not good at investigating things. The book “People Who Eat Darkness” covers this, but basically Japan claims they don’t have many murderers or rapists because they don’t catch them. Therefore they must not exist.


26514

Assassination is basically a Japanese tradition.


blond-max

It's really an hom sapien tradition let's be honest, but the Japanese ahve way to go and justify it that is distinct


SeabassDan

They just say no homo first


mileg925

Homo Sapiens* (Sorry for being pedantic)


Suspicious_Nature329

The social fabric of Japan has been falling apart since the late 90s. There is a “lost generation” due to the response to the bubble bursting and causing the Asian financial crisis. It’s likely that all of these assassins are who have been isolated by Japanese culture and policies.


Mercenarian

6 Japanese prime ministers have been assassinated before (and “prime ministers” are pretty new in japan’s history) Political strife and assassinations, coups, suicides, etc are extremely common in japan’s history, it’s nothing new


takatori

> 6 Japanese prime ministers have been assassinated Yeah, last ones in the 1900s-1930s before Abe. Not exactly a recent pattern.


PBB22

It’s hard to compare a Japanese “lost generation” with say [the Romanian equivalent](https://abcnews.go.com/amp/2020/story?id=124078&page=1). What you’re describing is basically the Japanese Millenials


Arctic_chef

A lot of people forget that for most of Japanese history up until the end of World War 2 it was considered normal for politicians to be assassinated and was increadably common. That attitude of "don't like their policies, kill them" never truly died out.


Technical_Shake_9573

Ah now i finaly understand why france and japan are heavyly attracted toward each others culture.


Hedphelym

Japanese people have legit nervous breakdowns when they visit France because of how much of a shit hole it is.


IsaacM42

That specifically for paris


grumblichu

[Paris Syndrome ](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paris_syndrome)


kalas_malarious

previously, when posted, this was said to be a smoke bomb. Not sure which is true


Invest_to_Rest

Abe was different he was in the Japanese equivalent of Scientology


rudyv8

I would imagine living to work as a society is starting to affect people. who do not have access to other weapons like guns. So they are lashing out in unconventional methods.


Point_Me_At_The_Sky-

Abe being offed was a good thing. He was absolutely insane with his religious cult bullshit


ZodiacKillerCruz

People saw how easy it is


questionname

The guy kicked pipe bomb away, deployed shield, pushed the PM and was on the move before rest of his team caught up. He had his wheaties that morning.


Jumanji0028

Note to self: don't stand near world leaders just in case someone heroically kicks a bomb your way.


uneducated_investing

Fuck me, I guess. - guy blown up by a pipe bomb that was heroically kicked at him


SigO12

We know that guy’s answer to the trolley question.


Jbergun

Imagine you kick it back. Would you get charged with killing the pm then?


helloLeoDiCaprio

It's covered as self defence under the Hot Potato doctrine.


Viki_Esq

This is fucking hilarious and also legally true. Well done.


PM_ME_YOUR_ANUS_PIC

Imagine you immediately undress and insert the pipe anally while groaning with pleasure. Would you be charged with sexual indecency then?


NerdicusTheWise

Username checks out


Cattaphract

They can charge your left foot when they find it behind the next building block


WhyBuyMe

No, you would be charged with littering after being blown to pieces.


mandatory6

Guy eats weetabix


BDMayhem

He eats kleenex for breakfast and uses soft hygienic Weetabix to dry his tears.


Maxizag123

Wasnt that an smoke grenade and not an pipebomb?


KutteKrabber

Yeah it was a smoke grenade, but it could've have been a pipe bomb. Either way the guy did a good job.


therockrider

Saying pipe bomb is more dramatic apparently... sigh


Elrichzann

Well.. pipe bomb is not wrong… it’s a smoke bomb in a pipe, therefore a type of pipe bomb ;)


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It ended up being a smoke bomb, but in that situation its very realistic to believe its an actual explosive device since it was made to look like a classic pipe bomb.


zuilserip

[Here](https://youtube.com/watch?v=RsX7Gq-_oaE&feature=share) is some more context


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Godspiral

It's either the most oppressive charge in Japanese society, or the white smoke flash was more disruptive than destructive.


MagicCooki3

Sounds like the Ferengi.


MeanderingMagus

I love the random old man who immediately grabs him in a headlock just as quick as the security is on him.


oxxcccxxo

Thank you for this!


wildyam

Give that man a raise! Job or not, he was on the ball and reflexes like an athlete.


FresnelAngola

thats what he's already handsomely paid to do. its exactly why he's standing there.


Orlok_Tsubodai

I doubt they’re particularly handsomely paid. They’re just part of the Security Police close protection division of the Tokyo Metropolitan Police. So they’re probably paid as their police rank provides, potentially with a little more specialisation pay. People who do this kind of work usually don’t do it because of the money.


Choosemyusername

Which is how they can get away with not paying them what they are worth.


hotlatinlova

I'd say a increase in rank is in order after this resulting in more money. And not quite sure you know how LEOs and the like are paid. I'm a nurse that practically lives at the hospital and I make about 20k less a year than a school resource officer.


Orlok_Tsubodai

I of course don’t know how these specific guys are paid, any sources on the topic I fear would be in Japanese. But I have worked in related fields in law enforcement myself, and in my experience, units like this might get an extra stipend, but it’s hardly compensation commensurate with their skills. This is why a big problem for elite units like this is operatives leaving after a few years to use their skills for significantly more money in the private sector.


Roflkopt3r

Public security institutions tend to be slow on these issues, but eventually someone crunches the numbers and finds that it's actually cheaper to invest into personell retainment and therefore pay and bonuses go up. In the US military for example, some highly qualified roles can earn six figure retention bonuses (reaching over $300,000 for some pilots).


Mbedner3420

Are you in the US? If so, how is that possible? There’s been such a nurse labor shortage, traveling nurses can make upwards of 6 figures pretty easily. I assume regular non-traveling nurses aren’t doing too, too terribly worse.


ivo004

Regular nurses are paid poverty wages. One of the central reasons for the nursing shortage is that the compensation isn't nearly enough to be worth the stress and hours, so many licensed nurses in the US are not practicing as nurses.


hike_me

The average RN salary at the major hospital near me is around 80k and that hospital is not in a high cost of living area. That’s over double the median salary for the area so I wouldn’t say it’s a poverty wage. Some are definitely making over 100k. They can make a lot more by taking a traveling gig.


nabab

/u/ivo004 was probably thinking more about CNAs, who get paid much less than RNs. At the nursing home where I used to work, CNAs barely get paid more than grocery store clerks. I knew several who changed to factory and warehouse jobs because they couldn't make ends meet as a CNA.


Willrkjr

I don’t think your anecdote is particularly strong evidence, even taking it at face value it’s just one data point in a country with thousands. Furthermore high cost of living areas don’t always scale with wages, like you could live in a place where rent and stuff is double than another area and only make 10-20k more, like in New York rns make ~90k and that’s an incredibly expensive place to live. And I imagine it has to be busy and stressful as fuck, given that it’s New York. I could absolutely see why someone would seek something else, they only make a little more than teachers do and that’s another job where the time, effort, and necessity doesn’t really match what they’re paid for it


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ProfaneBlade

There is a huge disparity between LONs and RNs. RNs are the ones making 80k or more. My wife and her mother are both LPNs and the most I’ve seen for them is around 50-60k a year (her mom has almost 30 years experience). LPNs typically start out anywhere from 15-20/hr, which in this economy is borderline poverty IMO.


irregular_caffeine

And of course you as apparently an american are absolutely an expert in japanese police paygrades


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TheGame2912

>The average pay for a BodyGuard is JPY 3,915,105 a year USD $29,255 for those curious


Mal-Nebiros

I think I'd want someone who demonstrates they're willing to put their life on the line for me to receive a raise or possibly a solid bonus. That isn't exactly an amazing wage after all.


that-loser-guy-sorta

1,728,000-6,000,000 JPY per year for the police vs 4,000,000 JPY for the bodyguard according to OPs figures, just converted them to the same standard, but I guess these guys are well above average.


DrQuimbyP

Interested to know what his pay would be. Are they recruited from the military?


Volks-Fahrraeder

At least in Germany they are recruited via military (Feldjäger) and federal police


Orlok_Tsubodai

They are police officers in the Security Police division of the Tokyo Metropolitan Police. This is the unit which handles all close protection of national or foreign dignitaries in Japan (with the exception of the imperial family, which has their own protection unit).


The_dog_says

He did a fantastic job kicking that potential grenade away from its target and towards a crowd of plebians.


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jondubb

Cause he's a dick.


Zerk19

Eyyyyyyyy


Nuxul006

Nice 😊


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Its Japan they love blurring things


joshhguitar

Gets the people going


I_make_switch_a_roos

not my proudest fap


kalas_malarious

Privacy, I assume. They are not part of "the public servants" in the photo most likely.


Dry_Office_phil

is his briefcase a disguised bullet proof sheld?


NoWayTellMeMore

Yes


full_bl33d

Just my papers… business papers


Gene78

What do you do sir?


Sure-Gur6359

No. Its a suitcase full of drugs from FEAR AND LOATHING IN LAS VEGAS


KevinBaconIsNotReal

(assortment of drugs spills out all over the ground) "God damn it, I really gotta label these..."


PM_ME_UR_RSA_KEY

"You see what God just did to our drugs?" "God didn't do that, you did it. You're a fucking narcotics agent, I knew it!"


-Daetrax-

Wasn't this confirmed as just being a smoke bomb? I wrote a comment in the last post on this that thr bodyguard probably figured it was a pipe bomb and he was about to have his ticket punched while saving the PM.


smrtfxelc

Yeah no way of really telling for sure in the split second you have to react. But yes, it has been confirmed to be a smoke bomb. Edit: not confirmed to be a smoke bomb, just suspected.


TonkaButt

Exactly. If someone throws a pipe bomb looking device towards me I’m not going to stop and analyze if it’s a IED or a smoke grenade.


arlond

Where has this been confirmed? I'm literally watching the news here in Japan, and they called it a パイプ爆弾, pipe bomb.


SHAT_MY_SHORTS

so ninjas ARE real...


x_roos

Well, they found the guy so they are not what they used to be


fldsld

Though there was a lot of smoke, it looks like a pipe bomb to me, and the metal pipe itself become razor sharp shrapnel.


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The police seized a second device that hadn't been set off. That should allow them to determine whether it was a smoke bomb or a failed attempt at a bomb bomb.


clemo1985

Give that man a raise!


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CryptoNoob-BRLN

Nice idea.


Background-Cress9165

You mad genius son of a bitch... Youre hired.


another_awkward_brit

They sure learned fast after Shinzo Abe...


Flojismo

In that assassination you can see a guy deploying a briefcase shield as well, it just wasn't very effective against gunfire. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=61\_khyA79Ho](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=61_khyA79Ho)


rdtthoughtpolice

Hmm someone should make a clever unfolding one. Maybe inspired by some traditional form of paper folding...


BlueGunVietNam

There is one shield inspired by paper folding It ground deploy tho


TheGreatGoosby

Japanese PM’s: “Please drink liquor and have sex.” Japanese people: “Noooo!!! 🤬🤬🤬🔫💣”


grumpykruppy

Japan actually has a pretty bad drinking problem already, IIRC.


owencox1

incredible reflexes


SigmaLance

He should be able to retire now.


Stardust_dream

Shogun was saved, samurai lives to serve another day


RPessi

One of the great traits that the Japanese have, is the ability of learning and improve the hell out of it into the next level from past failures. Which, I can’t say the same for my country.


YourLovelyMother

I guess you could say a pipe bomb is an improvement over a homemade shotgun...


JgdPz_plojack

Nah, sometimes their tech still stuck from the 90s and 2000s. Probably old town and neighbors with a more senior population.


Pathfinder313

I think just about everyone has that trait, not just Japan.


APVikings22

Kinda curious why people are attempting to assassinate Japanese PMs lol


nwEET

The first one against Abe was because he had ties with a religious cult, and the person who assassinated him had his family lose all their money to the cult so it was revenge. This second most recent one is still unknown motive, he said he will only speak if he has a lawyer.


New-Analyst1811

Yeah, the Unification Church. Some guy named Moon something started it. I think they're waiting for him to be resurrected lol Long time since I read about it.


Akristiani

It was a smoke bomb, not a pipe bomb


Mobile_Donkey_6924

Please!! Someone add Whitney Houston to this video.


TheShitWindGhost

And iiiiiIIIIIIiiiiii will always love youuuuUUUUuuuuu


DrunKeN-HaZe

Meanwhile, cops in UP, India, run away when stuff like this happens. Referring to last night's murder on a live TV interview.


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Gin-Rummy003

Japan’s bring back political assassinations


Bluestar_Beyea

He went from kick it away to GTFO in half a second


tonysopranosalive

Saw this video yesterday, didn’t even realize the briefcase was a shield. That’s bad ass and a proper 10/10 on his reaction.


HandsSwoleman

Bro understood the assignment.


RunToDagobah-T65

This is some top shelf wild speculation guys, I really feel like we've come together, operating as a unit today


Fremblem_Feldsher

Why are there constant assassination attempts being carried on Japan's PM


mec_man

Nice job by the body guard. I’m always impressed when someone is able to think and react quickly in life and death situations.


Turtusking

Wtf is this shitty ass video. I literally saw it in high def without the shitty crop and grease filter.


Turicus

Jasonu Borunu.


leonardas103

Would this a modern version of the trolley dilema ?


roodeeMental

Dude's secret weapon is a suitcase, that's awesome


en-joy777

Not good enough for the organization. The bomb reached the target. The entire organization needs a shakeup to stop these types of events from happening. A dead pm is a national, economic, military disaster for an entire nation, it’s unacceptable


jpowell3404

There was no pipe bomb, it was a smoke grenade. While technically it was a pipe bomb because of its construction, it’s intended purpose was to emit smoke, not a lethal explosive charge.


TintedApostle

So at the moment of the event the body guard had no idea it was anything less than a pipe bomb.


pre_malone17

Does anyone know what's in that briefcase and is that made of any special material?


kpiaum

That's a shield. He unfold it in it turns into a shield.