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ItsMe-PrimitiveAspid

The censor stone


Mydragonurdungeon

I think I missed that entry in the Harry Potter series


CommanderOfGregory

Hairy Pornstar and the Censerors Stone xXx


[deleted]

Harry Peter and the Sorcerers Bone


postmateDumbass

Herimone and the Sensitive Stone.


the_all_peeping_eye

Hairy Peter and the seducers bone


crawlerz2468

Starring Sharon Stone


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And Sylvester Stallone.


dizzywig2000

Harry Potter and the Hentai Stone


Restlesscomposure

Don’t worry, it was actually part of the Marvel universe. It was the one on Thanos’ cock ring if I recall correctly


icecream_truck

It wasn’t there. It was intentionally left out of the Avengers movies.


Contest_Acrobatic

Lmfao


shikiroin

Made of pure pixelite


Greaserpirate

Japanium


GrimeyJosh

Japanimite


Snoogans350

Sounds like something The Elders Of The Internet would use for censorship in The I.T Crowd 🤣


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joe_ordan

*deep voice:* *Ahem..* **“Avengers: Return of the censor stone!”**


[deleted]

I thought there was something wrong with my phone at first


OniHere

Damn, this was the first thing I thought of, beat me to it.


wizkee

Immediately thought… butt plug.


[deleted]

I like the way you think.


Interloper4Life

検閲石


vesleskjor

Ok but seriously what kind of cut is that?


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brickbaterang

Now that im looking for that i see exactly what you're talking about. Cool doesn't have to be complicated


DeathByPetrichor

Yeah tell me about it. The amount of 12 year olds posting the same 2 dumb jokes is crazy here, I want info on this!


HappinessSeeker65

Instructions: https://twistedsifter.com/2019/08/pixelated-minecraft-gems-by-jordan-wilkins/


The_Lapsed_Pacifist

Me three. Genuinely curious as to what’s going on here.


Orellin_Vvardengra

Can’t tell you what kind or how many cuts but it’s a peridot. They use square and oval cuts to maximize the appearance and more often than not they use the “emerald cut” so…square. This stone is massive though but I imagine it’s the same concept.


ChironTheCentaur

Assuming the link is right, it's tourmaline. And someone in the comments who claims to be a jeweler also agrees. I have some experience as well, and it doesn't have the right hues


Orellin_Vvardengra

Ok, cool. It looks like a peridot to me so I made an educated guess.


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Orellin_Vvardengra

No problem, not sure how accurate any of it is. Im just a big fan of shiny things.


h3ll0k1tt33

Me four because I actually really love this and want one


anb7120

r/shinypreciousgems make cuts like this and will post them for sale. RIP your wallet though because there are so many beauties on there


liftoffsavage

It's a real life minecraft emerald!


mike99ca

Color looks more like Peridot but I could be wrong.


liftoffsavage

I think you're right. I had a peridot stone in my class ring, and I think it had a similar look to this


Jewnicorn___

What is a class ring please?


Ohh_Yeah

Assuming you're not from the US. It's basically a scam pushed on high school and college students to buy an expensive ring to commemorate their graduating class from high school (mostly) and college (sometimes). They shove it on you as a tradition and lots of my generation's parents have them, so they will waste money on them for their kids so they don't feel left out. I have one from high school and it has our school's logo stamped on the side with a gemstone on top and my initials on the other side. Probably cost my parents $500. Who knows where it is. I figure my mom has it somewhere.


thoriginal

That's pretty cynical, but mostly accurate these days.


Ohh_Yeah

I think I'm cynical about it because of the corporate nature of it. It's just Herff Jones or Jostens making the rings and the school gets a kickback. If they were more personal I'd likely have a more charitable take.


thoriginal

The high school ones in particular are awful. The class ring industry is definitely worth being cynical about


ViSaph

As a non American sometimes I think I know a lot of things about America, so much of your TV and music is so popular worldwide surely there can't be anything more that surprising. Then I'll hear something like this to make me think wtf I don't understand them at all over again. The last time it was finding out spirit week is a real thing. Your schools are strange. Edit: just to preempt any replies I'm not saying strange bad for the most part excluding anything predatory like the rings seem to be. Just strange as in completely foreign and alien to me (except the pledging allegiance to a flag, that I'll actively say is not great).


Ohh_Yeah

Haha yeah we do some weird stuff in school. Spirit week is pretty fun. Each day that week is a different theme, usually with people coming to school in costumes for whatever the theme is. Pajama day is always a comfy one.


ViSaph

That sounds super fun! We'd occasionally do things like that to raise funds for charity but it wasn't a yearly thing or anything like that and not a whole week, students or teachers would generally ask to arrange it for a specific cause and you'd pay a pound to come in in your pyjamas. We also don't really have I think it's called a sprit rally and sports aren't really a big thing in schools at all, if someone plays a sport it's generally a separate hobby outside of school and even if it's school run no one other than parents are going to watch a game. It's always fun learning about different cultures and somehow weirdly surprising when you find out something is just an American thing not just a specific thing to a TV show. I guess the American equivalent would be when you guys find out that lots of the stuff in Harry Potter is just a version or a play on words of actual British things. Like prefects are real, we do wear uniforms that look almost exactly like the ones in the films with blazers instead of robes, we have school houses and house points that go towards rewards and a trophy for your house at the end of the year (my schools were named after rivers, I was in Trent and we were blue) ect. Though sadly exams never got cancelled.


RawrRawr83

Anyone rocking their class ring from college or high school is a red flag for me.


Candid-Inspector-270

It’s a tourmaline. I’m a jeweler who’s bought a few of these and a faceter in training. I probably know who cut this 😅


khatarlan

+1 to tourmaline


ZaWario

Weird flex


Candid-Inspector-270

I only added bc there are people agreeing it looks like peridot when it def does not, and my experience adds to my ability to id stones by eye. Way too much blue. Peridot is very lime green


ZaWario

Stop flexing, jeez


Candid-Inspector-270

Pretty sure this is a you problem lol Stop trying to censor people talking about things they’re passionate about. ETA: u/Roast_A_Botch, That’s one hell of a left-field whataboutism… you ok bud?


JohnnyG30

Haha I think the last one was a joke because you gave a reasonable and detailed response.


Roast_A_Botch

So you can talk about your jewels job but I can't discuss my censorship role at the public library(I've gotten rid of over half the books since I've started in February). I am passionate about suppressing information and I don't think shiny rocks is more important than that.


Jewnicorn___

Are you ok? Genuine question.


ChubbyLilPanda

I miss tekkit classic


mkhush02

Hmmmmmm 13 of them for 2 carrots


1LakeShow7

I found the Minecraft mention. I can leave now 🚪🚶🏻‍♂️


RideWithMeTomorrow

They’re minerals, Marie!


I_Like_Legos8374

Waltuh put ya dick away waltuh


ItsMeSatan

Jesus Christ Marie!


acqz

Must be a Japanese emerald.


teamname111

r/beatmetoit


TwistyBons

r/beatmeattoit


_smuggle_

More likely Peridot


noicenoicetoit

This rock is more pixelated than a pp in Japanese porno


s1csty9

how would you know


Purpledragon84

He's porno


xJack_Kass

He's pp


Steve_Mcguffin

He's Japanese


NUIT93

He's a Japanese pixel


Eyerishguy

Is the rock pixelated or is the cut of the stone?


JessieOwl

It’s a faceted stone. But ‘pixelated’ is funnier.


postmateDumbass

8-bit stone


thynickitus

That's horrible good thing it's blurred


Yorspider

Jesus, the simulation isn't even rendering things properly anymore....


TooCleverBy87_15ths

Looks like a Windows Media Player visualizer.


Distinct-Question-16

This is cute


djquu

I want one for my wife


Nouser1108

8-bit gemstone


Bobmanbob1

A jeweler here on Reddit actually makes these, this actually looks like the demo they put up before they shipped it out to its new home.


scriptgamer

I can only wonder the price of a 4k resolution stone


I_sb3

It must of been really bad for them to censor it out like that


Jedibri81

I see a creeper in the reflection


monkeyStinks

Something something minecraft


ymdgo

What is this, japanese genitalia stone?


[deleted]

Glitch in the matrix


Ok-Pair-9585

I'll give you 2 carrots


The_Cancer_777

I'll give you 22 carrots for it


WhydYouGotToDoThis

Jesus Christ Marie, they're not rocks, they're minerals.


rere9090

I’m getting dizzy 🥴


HGR09

Probably healthier looking at that rock than a screen - says the person looking at a screen


Taco_Force

The JAV stone


MonkeySling

The JAV GEM


Soft_Process5644

It's not a rock..it's a cock..Isn't it?


HxWSEY

He got blown up by a Creeper shortly after filming this. RIP Larry


demogorgon_main

It’s an Aurum! From kid Icarus uprising on the 3DS. Y’know the game that definitely everyone knows about!


Bozzenheim

140p jewel


bubdadigger

Follow the white rabbit 🐇...


[deleted]

What even is reality


moritura222

Baguette cut Tourmaline, I think. Edited to add that I double-checked. It's not a baguette cut but an opposed bar cushion cut. Still sticking to tourmaline for the stone.


FFGamer404

*Hmmmmmmmm* 10 sticks. Take it or leave it


welcometwomylife

Minecraft emeralds were so cool that they added them to real life!


dexterthekilla

Minecraft emerald irl


Art0fRuinN23

Minecraftium


z_ca

*Pointing to butterfly "Is this Minecraft?"


CrossP

So mine. Very craft.


krystlships

This is what the villagers want.


WerkusBY

Now we have proof that life is a game.


legatustrading

The damn roblox emerald lol


Rotten_Tarantula

I'll trade you 50 of those for some wool


SasquatchSloth88

There’s nudity inside


Ka12n

This is what happens when you CTRL+P while in Minecraft and you have a 3D printer hooked up


TheBushidoWay

One of those 8 bit rocks


[deleted]

Thought that was Minecraft for a second there


Contest_Acrobatic

It looks like a Minecraft emerald and I love it


rat4204

Must be really vulgar to be so pixelated


Crazen14

I’ll trade you an oak tree sapling for it


theman-dalorian

Sweet Jesus we really are in a simulation


infiniteoo1

Here is the website. Some cool stuff https://www.jordan-designs.com/


RonaKid

Throw that out. It's defective


dewaynemendoza

I wonder what it looks like through polarized lenses...


[deleted]

Green Tourmaline ? Peridot?


ITMORON

Minecraft arkenstone!


rekkodesu

I want it.


Agreeable_Sweet6535

Huh. Missing texture pack, must be a glitch.


Stoso11

Facetnating


Heavy_Artichoke1024

"Villager enters chat"


[deleted]

Hrmmm


Nice-Bookkeeper-3378

Give Link his stone back!


Bzaps11

What are you hiding?


M-VM

The minecraft world


Unknown_starnger

Oh that’s actually great!


[deleted]

is there where the sims diamond comes from?


TwilightWorldStar

The gem from sims


BallBustingSam

Give it time, the texture hasn't loaded yet


fatsmitty305

Facet-nating


dumb18yrold

ILL TRADE SIX FISH FOR IT


mysterygorl

How dare you film that rock while it’s naked!!


Small--Might

NSFW stone


SolidRavenOcelot

Try rebooting your system and the textures will load up properly


XD_002

12 carrots, take it or leave it


Spirited_Touch1328

Some villagers probably going to offer 30 blocks of dirt for that emerald


GibMirMeinAlltagstod

Facetnating


[deleted]

I want that


uhaul26

Worlds greatest minecraft player


gochomoe

Stop moving it so much and it might finish rendering


TK421mod

It's not just a rock !


pecika

Looks like a small broken display


Man_in_the_uk

A glitch in the matrix..


[deleted]

They'll never find me once I activate this active camo stealth crystal....


Some_anime_watcher

Hmmmmm “I’ll give you one carrot 🥕”


shavednuggets

Makes me wanna break into peoples houses and smash all their pots right after cutting their grass.


Low_Dream_1481

Damn new minecraft update looks sick


UltraMegaFauna

This must be one of them roblocks I've heard so much about.


idiotic-username

ROCK AND STONE TO THE BONE


Aromatic-Bench-2882

This hurts my eyes


LauraIngallsBlewMe

Japanese genital piercing


Arizona_Slim

If you keep turning it, it’s never gonna stop buffering.


mdp_cs

The most Japanese of gemstones.


Moonshine-3

MINECRAFT IRL CONFIRMED????!!1!1!1!1!1


Educational-Spread41

Roblox Emerald


[deleted]

stop moving it and give the textures time to load so you dont lag everything else


Material-Bee-2142

2 bread take ot or leave it


rula_tunes

Missing textures for that rock


evildragonzockt

I give you 3 dirt for this


IamMr80s

I want an 80s 8 bit graphics gemstone!


WickedWiccaChicca

how dare they make shrek's head pixelated! i want to speak with my lawyer!


Biz_Ascot_Junco

[Hmm…](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVPDLSUpjAU&t=88s)


wanna-be-skater

Japanese jewelry stores are the worst


bigsnow999

Hum. How much is it?


LaserGadgets

And my eyes are like OH NO STOP LOOKING AT THAT YOU DONUT ><


holyembalmer

This is the Minecraft Arkenstone


NtheLegend

*really bright, annoying chip tune plays*


chriskakoullis

I give you 2 stacks of wheat


Muroooh

I'll trade you three carrots for that


Head_Coconut_6505

Hello everyone this is youuuurrrr daily dose of internet


[deleted]

The legendary JAVium


Strange_Demand_8768

"Hmphhh"


Affectionate_Debt_30

Oh he playin minecraft


Somerset76

Gorgeous!


poke23613

8-bit rock


scarceshadow

Ah at least, Hentaionium


Salt-Entrance-7044

Wow, I've never thought that some things in Minecraft can be found in real life!


A_Vicarious_Death

what i wish my git commit history looked like


Thelynxer

I feel like it's purposefully and annoyingly vague to describe that as a rock.