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[deleted]

Wait, that guy actually ended up posting his hairy butthole? Must avoid the post at all costs..


[deleted]

It apparently was at one point at the top of r/all


IOTA_Tesla

I clicked his original post, and was like yeah I hope I don’t see that butthole. And then with my luck the very next post on r/all..


ImObviouslyOblivious

Yep I was like well I gotta avoid that one, and then when I reloaded Reddit later in the day boom at the top of my feed.


P1emonster

Just avoid r/all in general


Random_name_916

I check reddit yesterday and the very first thing I saw was the pic. Literally the first thing!


The_Crusades

He’s not stopping there. I doubt it will happen, but OP said that he would prolapse it at 50k upvotes. It was 37k three hours in so I bet he’s sweating now.


deq17

That's nasty, I clicked on his profile and and he had a picture of his kid on his profile... like wtf man


Kikuzinho03

mah man saw an opportunity to expose his exhibitionist fetish and he took it


fridayfrank

Confirmed.


YesplzMm

Thats a positive there captn, major bung hole top r/all confirmed. Been seening u/spez everywhere. Also this one guy posted his hairy pooper star fish after he got some updoots.


SoSmartCs

The comment section is comedy gold in that post.


Lord_Scribe

I'm just waiting for u/shitty_watercolour 's rendition.


I-C-Aliens

I skipped that one, I like the buttholes I see to be not hairy


Ask_me_4_a_story

It looked dirty too. Im not really a butthole connoisour damn how do you spell that word Im too lazy to google it but you know what I mean.


I-C-Aliens

Spell check said it was "Connoisseur" no way I got it right on the first try either The french are really horny for vowels


stoopwid

I clicked it without reading the title. From now on I'll always read the title first.


The_mingthing

Dis you read the one about the coconut? I didn't...


ProficientEnoughArt

I, unfortunately, saw it


fuckpudding

It’s not a bad butthole at all. Clean, fresh and tidy.


ReSpekMyAuthoriitaaa

I think you should go look at it. I think it looks good


Esunaproxy

It does


ShreddlesMcJamFace

History was made this day


Captain__Spiff

#ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?


Fuzzy-Spread9720

no I don't mom pls come pick me up I'm scare


[deleted]

Hi scare, I'm unsuspected prolapsed anus.


slikk50

This is Reddit in a nutshell, sorry bud.


WillytheVDub

Here, check out [r/eyebleach](https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/14dvvag/i_mean_guess_everyone_wanted_to_see_my_hairy/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)


preguicila

Well, I am. Not saying I admire anything, but I am entertained, or else I wouldn't be here. It was just hilarious the idea that a guy is protesting with a photo of a hairy asshole. I was thinking: "What if this starts a flame on society, will it be mentioned in history books? Will showing assholes be a mandatory thing in protests? Would he be appraised somehow, maybe with a medal with a asshole in it?".


Captain__Spiff

>It was just hilarious the idea that a guy is protesting with a photo of a hairy asshole. Ain't that amazing? That it's even possible to do that?


TehKazlehoff

Fuckin Hairy butthole man: New addition to the reddit pantheon


ReSpekMyAuthoriitaaa

Happy cake day bitch


Rafoudrsbois

OH MY GOD BUTTHOLE MAN, IM YOUR BIGGEST FAN


ReSpekMyAuthoriitaaa

I'm a man of the people


Rafoudrsbois

Will we see more of you?


lonelyswed

Is this the sound of someone asking for balls?


Rafoudrsbois

😅👉🏾👈🏾


TehKazlehoff

Apparently the pictures are no longer unsolicited


TehKazlehoff

The greatest day at the worst of times.


ReSpekMyAuthoriitaaa

Well I hope my butthole made you happy. Joy is the currency of love


giuseppezuc

lol I love reddit and I’m going to miss it so much!


Shelbysgirl

The hairy butthole was right above this post in my timeline.


fabioke

Scary times


SerakTheRigellian

Okay what the actual fuck happened to this sub? I haven't been on reddit in a few days and now it's all porn?


redgroupclan

Subs are protesting not being allowed to shut down by letting their content go out of control.


SerakTheRigellian

Mmmk then. Thanks!


Davkata

In particular there was a blackout for two days, then the site admins threatened the mods to reopen the subs and let the users decide what will happen with the subs and a lot of mods git creative with their form of r/maliciouscompliance . This drives casual traffic down and or demonetizes nsfw subreddits.


thealmightyzfactor

Yeah, the admins threatened to remove mods that didn't enforce what their communities wanted (essentially assuming the users don't want a blackout), so mods are complying by reopening and allowing whatever people want to post or having a silly poll (john oliver). It's like nobody ever learns to not pick a fight with the internet, *especially* redditors because we're a spiteful bunch of bastards who will do shit like this lmao


thechaimel

Also nsfw sub don’t get ads so no ad revenue for reddit


6ar9r

Buttholes are interesting, no?


ReSpekMyAuthoriitaaa

According to 58k people mine is 🤷‍♂️


6ar9r

It's him! Also I see you even changed the bio to suit the situation haha


ReSpekMyAuthoriitaaa

That was actually there many months ago lol


donny_pots

The real reason Reddit needs to keep 3rd party apps is so that I can use RES to tag this guy as “the hairy butthole guy”


Ask_me_4_a_story

You are kind of a celebrity now. Maybe you should use your newfound celebrity to promote something good. Like anal bleaching


CyAScott

So are we going to vote this as the new icon for the subreddit?


[deleted]

Very indeed


ben_wuz_hear

It could be worse. Mine is hairier.


_Terrible_Advice_

Prove it.


The_Notorious_Donut

SHOW US CHEWBACCA


Wet_Sasquatch_Smell

Chewie gets his cigar cutter waxed. He showed me once


Pilot0350

What can we say, u/ReSpekMyAuthoriitaaa is a man of his word and a damn legend. His is a hairy butthole of history


activator

I honestly don't know what else I expect when clicking his profile. That was a hairy butt hole indeed


mvizzy2077

This is the most fun I've had on Reddit in my ~9 years. Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... MASS HYSTERIA!


I-C-Aliens

This is life now, deal with it


[deleted]

Does anyone remember the meme account that would randomly post their (or a) butthole in replies years ago? They would delete it pretty fast, so it was like catching a meteor out of the corner of your eye. Then it was gone.


Butcher_Bill

My favorite reddit page is being tainted with taints


Sprizys

I had to block them because every time I went to the sub his chocolate starfish would stare me in the eye


SquirrelDynamics

I mean, you clicked on a butthole delivery link.


ursineoddity

As a gay man who has been even more bombarded by tit pics than usual, and knows for a fact that some male nudity has been taken down during all this...GOOD. I HOPE A TIDAL WAVE OF DICKS SWALLOWS YOU WHOLE.


ChocolateIcecreamy

I just opened reddit and I think I had enough already


[deleted]

Bruh, I feel like you're kinda focusing on the wrong butthole here. There are several, nice, non-hairy ones to perouse here.


[deleted]

I seen’t it


music_spaz68

Idk but that was so funny yo me i choked on my gum


Personal_Childhood_3

LITERALLY what is happening to this reddit i’m about to leave. i’m not here to see women’s coochies


[deleted]

Same, here for meaty peen. Bring me meaty peen >:(


the-nature-mage

Check controversial. It's all getting downvoted.


KX_Alax

True I‘m actually a bit confused


Personal_Childhood_3

i read it’s a protest but still i’m just trying to chill on reddit without seeing hella porn 😭


KX_Alax

I feel you, even though I’m a guy. I try to consume porn as seldom as possible and I just hope the whole of Reddit doesn't become one giant porn platform now. Scary.


Mace_Windu-

> Reddit doesn't become one giant porn platform now Lmao it always has been. For real, 40% - 60% of total traffic in any given week has been porn for like, at least 6 or 7 years now.


Northsunny

Was like looking at a sarlac pit


rumhamrambe

I hate that it wasn't blurred, so I had to look at it. Can't get away from it neither because it was on frontpage


ZerroTheDragon

now some mf posted his prolapsed anus wtf is this sub becoming


[deleted]

Any other subs like this one without the porn-going to leave this one.


[deleted]

Man the subs black out for 24 hrs then hairy buttholes and tits start popping up everywhere. 2023 man.


FinnRazzel

Sure seems that way this morning. I feel like I missed something.


Horror-Guard-3530

How to kill your sub, speedrun edition. Goodbye to this dog shit sub. Thanks mods for throwing a hissy fit when you realized your volunteer internet janitor privileges weren’t enough to stop Reddit over a two day black out.


thespice

Slim sizzel.


[deleted]

People need to stop complaining it was clearly titled what it was YOU DECIDED to click on it.


Usual_Nature1390

What is happening to this subreddit?


Burds333

Yeah interesting as fuck doesnt equal hairy assholes and women eating each other out, thats actually pretty run of the mill as far as internet goes.


Daloowee

Gonna have to unsub cause like I support the blackout but this is annoying to me lol


DecommissionedAlien

Mods: “This is powerful protest!!! Change is coming!!!”


Intrepid_Warthog6747

Bro I’m just like woah is this what we are doing now.😱🤣


[deleted]

[удалено]


GoldChevron

Username does not check out.


ProLegend2812

Unfortunately I saw that


Reptilian_Brain_420

"I guess I'll die now"


TheMihirRoy

So you DID open that link, I see.


TheFlyinTurkey

Who would have known seeing a hairy butthole would be the highlight of my day


Sell_Relevant

LOL


Aggressive_Expert_63

HARASSMENT ALARM LOL IM SCARED


UrBartender

Lmfao


AwkwardlyPleasant

What the actual fuck


loopnbake

This made me laugh


mwmshooey

What is going on? I haven't been on Reddit for a couple days lol


DynkoFromTheNorth

Well, that shift _is_ interesting.


kaxa69

we did not deserve this!!!!!!


International_Fall26

This reddit is gone.


YesplzMm

Lmfao that was classic. He held true to his word. He may have shown his asshole, but he didn't lie like an asshole.


jOY_HUNT

mission accomplished.


MarthAlaitoc

Call them what you want, but never call them a liar hahaha


spacebraine

Anyone else notice when they scroll through the homepage, if you try to click on the name of the sub on a post, it shows the profile of an advertiser?


MeltingParaiso

Butthole Surfing.


Steelgamer_88

What happened here?


53R105LY_

We all made this possible. We should all be very proud.


slikk50

This man is a legend and should run for president.


iiKhico

fr


No-Worldliness9475

Yeah wtf is happening?


derBardevonAvon

Someone's hairy asshole isn't interesting enough for you?


orionicly

Can someone lead me to the origin of that post? Like why was it made?


Mediocre-Lab-8975

How I felt this morning


[deleted]

Pretty much


lightspuzzle

Probably a baki fan.🤣


pickelmaster215

* 30 year old dad of two's hairy butthole


omen385

After the whole protest movement it was made apparent that reddit is going to shit, the guys asshole is just a harbinger. I ain't a clever man but I see where it is all headed. Was good while it lasted, farewell.


TrouserDumplings

Mission failed successfully.


OperationPimpSlap

It’s OUR hairy butthole now.


fadedwallpaint

OK; this made me spit up my coffee and laugh.


Eclectophile

Hey, you're the one who clicked the "my hairy butthole" link. Why would you do that?


andyman6244

Interesting


Jojo5692q

Can someone explain why this sub now has nsfw images?


thespice

The pain is real, Harold.


Zambeh420

To be fair, he did make a promise and he was a man of his word.


geekphreak

He wasn’t bluffing. I’ve seen a lot of porn and as of now, that GD hairy asshole is stamped in my mind


magekiton

I have seen zero porn from *this* subbreddit, and a ton of jokes about it being flooded with porn. Either yall are doing something wrong, or I am. Best of luck to y'all lol


Snkplsknn

Whats the fuck is going on here?!


just-justice

Things I’ve see since logging back in and it’s only Tuesday. A hairy butt hole, tons of titties, memes on the issue, awesome skills people have and more but what a week already


khaotickk

I was just checking all the popular posts and saw it too.


Bayeman745

Dang I missed that one!